The Iranian Pirate VS The Irrepresible Dark Horse

[HalfwitFTW]

Out of the two, who is:

A) Coolest
B) Funniest
C) Better with the ladies
D) The best dressed
E) The nicest
F) The most trustworthy
G) Strongest

[BB22]

A: Marcus is Captain Cool as **** so that settles that one.
B: Marcus is the He-Man of Comedy so that settles that one.
C: Depends on the lady.
D: Siavash I suppose.
E: I would call that a draw. Siavash is fairly level-headed but Marcus has a heart of gold behind his abrasive and crude exterior.
F: I would call that a draw.
G: Marcus can kill people with his eyebrow so that settles that one.

So, totting up the score, I make it three to Marcus, one to Siavash with two categories drawn and one no-decision. :thumbs2:

[Tom]

A) Coolest- None of them are
B) Funniest- Marcus
C) Better with the ladies- None of them are
D) The best dressed- None
E) The nicest- None
F) The most trustworthy- Definitely none
G) Strongest- Siavash

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

Siavash to all these answers

[brisbanebroncos]

all of them Marcus hes the 100% man. he 100% wins.

[HalfwitFTW]

I think:

A) Coolest- definitely Siavash. He is the REAL Captain Cool-as-fk
B) Funniest- Marcus... he is naturally funny, has some great one-liners and phrases
C) Better with the ladies- Siavash... had Bea and Noirin wanting him without even trying
D) The best dressed- Siavash
E) The nicest- Siavash never causes trouble and tries to get along with everyone, never hates on anyone or bitches
F) The most trustworthy- ok Marcus talks behind people's backs and Si cheated on his gf, so I'll say neither
G) Strongest- Siavash kicked MArcus's a$$ in wrestling so give him that one

Thats 5- 1 to Siavash with one draw

[headaball]

You might aswell have put 'who's more Iranian?' in there aswell.

[AhmedFan2004]

I'd have to say that Siavash is better with the ladies than Marcus.

He pulled Noirin ... only guy to do so on BB this year!
Bea the 6' blonde fancied him, pretty good going ...
Sophie flirts with him too

All of the above 3 had no interest in Marcus at all.

I give the others apart from best dressed to Marcus though. Maybe coolest as a draw too.

[Holly Christmas]

siavash or every one except b, marcus is funnier, and f, cos both are untrustworthy beyond belief.:whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistl e:

[SiCkBuLLeT]

I just wanna say the wrestling is more than power, and Siavash knows the sport well, a fix :xyxwave:

Marcus Is pure comedy

Siavash has a cool dress sense tho i like it but is clearly not better with the ladies Norion played him hard?

They both suck with the ladies, tho i think Marcus would settle down better out of BB because theres anoher side to him, like lisa see's also.

[madbaddog05]

A) Coolest- Both
B) Funniest- Bothoth
C) Better with the ladies- Siavash
D) The best dressed- Siavash
E) The nicest- None
F) The most trustworthy- Definitely none
G) Strongest- Siavash

[Jordan.]

A) Siavash
B) Marcus
C) Siavash
D) Siavash
E) Siavash
F) Marcus
G) Marcus

[madbaddog05]

Originally posted by HalfwitFTW
I think:

A) Coolest- definitely Siavash. He is the REAL Captain Cool-as-fk
B) Funniest- Marcus... he is naturally funny, has some great one-liners and phrases
C) Better with the ladies- Siavash... had Bea and Noirin wanting him without even trying
D) The best dressed- Siavash
E) The nicest- Siavash never causes trouble and tries to get along with everyone, never hates on anyone or bitches
F) The most trustworthy- ok Marcus talks behind people's backs and Si cheated on his gf, so I'll say neither
G) Strongest- Siavash kicked MArcus's a$$ in wrestling so give him that one

Thats 5- 1 to Siavash with one draw

Well said.:thumbs:

I noticed when Marcus faced Tom he looked less confident and terrified...Siavash on the other looked more confident against the wolverine in that wrestling ring, no fear and brave act.

Thats the kind of move he did it to Marcus and Charly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpiqr3buI5k

[ange7]

wresting :P - siavash
accessory matching - siavash
Most likely to form his own one man fashionista army - Siavash
Most likely to call your mum a ***** - Marcus
Insect killing - Marcus
Most rubbish catch phrases - Marcus
best chance with "the Ladies" - the vash
best chance with a defenceless duvet that DID NOT consent - Marcus

4-4

[MissKittyFantastico]

Originally posted by HalfwitFTW
I think:

A) Coolest- definitely Siavash. He is the REAL Captain Cool-as-fk
B) Funniest- Marcus... he is naturally funny, has some great one-liners and phrases
C) Better with the ladies- Siavash... had Bea and Noirin wanting him without even trying
D) The best dressed- Siavash
E) The nicest- Siavash never causes trouble and tries to get along with everyone, never hates on anyone or bitches
F) The most trustworthy- ok Marcus talks behind people's backs and Si cheated on his gf, so I'll say neither
G) Strongest- Siavash kicked MArcus's a$$ in wrestling so give him that one

Thats 5- 1 to Siavash with one draw

This. :thumbs:

[Novo]

A) Marcus
B) Marcus
C) Marcus
D) Marcus
E) Marcus
F) Marcus
G) Marcus


7-0 marcus

[CaraRawr]

A) Coolest - Marcus because he IS Captain Cool as ****.
B) Funniest - Marcus has made me lol the most but Siavash is funny too. :)
C) Better with the ladies - It has to be the Vash <3
D) The best dressed - Vash again ;)
E) The nicest - Siavash, but we love Marcus's cuntiness :3
F) The most trustworthy - Neither, maybe Marcus?
G) Strongest - Both are strong. :banana:

[madbaddog05]

Originally posted by .Andy.
A) Marcus
B) Marcus
C) Marcus
D) Marcus
E) Marcus
F) Marcus
G) Marcus


7-0 marcus

He got his a$$ wopped by the deadly Siavash with a deadly suplex.

[HalfwitFTW]

Originally posted by ange7
wresting :P - siavash
accessory matching - siavash
Most likely to form his own one man fashionista army - Siavash
Most likely to call your mum a ***** - Marcus
Insect killing - Marcus
Most rubbish catch phrases - Marcus
best chance with "the Ladies" - the vash
best chance with a defenceless duvet that DID NOT consent - Marcus

4-4

:laugh2::laugh2:

[Lister_of_Smeg]

this thread is biased :nono:

[HalfwitFTW]

Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg
this thread is biased :nono:

How so?

[President]

A) Coolest- Vash
B) Funniest- Marcus
C) Better with the ladies- Vash
D) The best dressed- Vash
E) The nicest- Vash
F) The most trustworthy- Vash
G) Strongest- Marcus

I think both housemates are great, but Marcus probably edges it. I love his attitude towards BB.

[madbaddog05]

Watch Siavash vs Marcus here.

http://realitytvfan.org/

[Blasphemer]

Originally posted by HalfwitFTW
Out of the two, who is:

A) Coolest
B) Funniest
C) Better with the ladies
D) The best dressed
E) The nicest
F) The most trustworthy
G) Strongest

Seeing as you are a Siavash fan I believe your poll and questions therein are directed to find towards Siavash being the Winner, nevertheless I will partake and see how things turn out.

A) Levels of cool are subjective but I'll give it to Siavash
B) Siavash has never made me laugh, so Marcus takes it
C) This has yet to be seen as neither has won any ladies in the house
D) Again subjective, but Siavash has a more varied wardrobe
E) The nicest? Marcus without doubt, even Bea said he has a heart of gold.
F) I'd be more inclined to trust Marcus as he seems to back up his mates
G) This remains to be seen in a proper test of strength, like tug of war, or arm wrestling. A suplex is not a measure as I can lift many people who are stronger than me.

[bigbrother10uk]

A) Coolest - MARCUS
B) Funniest - MARCUS
C) Better with the ladies - SIAVASH
D) The best dressed - SIAVASH
E) The nicest- SIAVASH
F) The most trustworthy - MARCUS
G) Strongest - MARCUS

[farhad]

Out of the two, who is:

A)siavash
B) siavash
C) siavash
D) siavash
E) siavash
F) not sure
G) siavash

[Nigeria_Bob]

A-G Marcus :cheer:

[HalfwitFTW]

Originally posted by Nigeria_Bob
A-G Marcus :cheer:

Even best dressed?

[farhad]

Originally posted by Blasphemer
Originally posted by HalfwitFTW
Out of the two, who is:

A) Coolest
B) Funniest
C) Better with the ladies
D) The best dressed
E) The nicest
F) The most trustworthy
G) Strongest

Seeing as you are a Siavash fan I believe your poll and questions therein are directed to find towards Siavash being the Winner, nevertheless I will partake and see how things turn out.

A) Levels of cool are subjective but I'll give it to Siavash
B) Siavash has never made me laugh, so Marcus takes it
C) This has yet to be seen as neither has won any ladies in the house
D) Again subjective, but Siavash has a more varied wardrobe
E) The nicest? Marcus without doubt, even Bea said he has a heart of gold.
F) I'd be more inclined to trust Marcus as he seems to back up his mates
G) This remains to be seen in a proper test of strength, like tug of war, or arm wrestling. A suplex is not a measure as I can lift many people who are stronger than me.

Siavash knew the trick, where to aim for, he has got some grapling technique, thats the reason why he won the thing.

For example he did the same to charlie who was underpressure. The finishing move was perfect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEJpG4A1sAQ