View Full Version : The Church WANTS ALL OF YOU TO EVICT SIAVASH!!!!!
Gavin
25-08-2009, 09:38 PM
The Church is the most powerful organisation in the country. We have huge connections in every single sector and we were the organisation to ensure Rachel Rice's victory last year and Freddie's eviction this year.
WE NOW URGE YOU TO EVICT SIAVASH.
Siavash is a dirty player of the game, one of the worst ever. He totally disrepescts the rules of the game which he should have been punished for. He should have been kicked out by Big Brother.
He is a slimy human being, cheating on his girlfriend by kissing the odious Noirin. How dreadful! If Siavash were a good looking female and cheated, then he would had been slammed in the media. He is a disgusting person.
Marcus on the other hand is one of the legends of the show. One of the best housemates ever, having fun, rebelling but not in a nasty way to affect the rules of the game. He is The Irrepressible Dark Horse.
Marcus is the Church's partial favourite.
Our endorsement goes to Sophie, the nicest person in the house. SOPHIE WILL WIN. SHE WILL WIN. THE CHURCH WILL ENSURE SHE WINS.
But first we have got an operation in plan to remove Siavash the snake rat from the house. We forgive him for what he has done as we are Christians, but we can not forget. He must be evicted.
EVERYONE EVICT SIAVASH. THE CHURCH WANTS SIAVASH GONE.
THE CHURCH HAS SPOKEN.
Gavin
25-08-2009, 09:41 PM
The dirty snake must be evicted!!!
GoldHeart
25-08-2009, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by Gavin
The dirty snake must be evicted!!! you want marcus to win then????? a fat pig that w*nks under the duvet!!!!!! :yuk::whistle: how entertaining!!!! NOT! :yuk:
GirlsAloud
25-08-2009, 09:44 PM
I like your church I do. =p
Ashbash16
25-08-2009, 09:44 PM
Well "the church" i will reply in a min just voting marcus out :)
trucker
25-08-2009, 09:44 PM
LMAO the thread title made me laugh....just for that you get my vote...lol
Patricia4
25-08-2009, 09:44 PM
Marcus to go :yuk:
Gavin
25-08-2009, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by GoldHeart
Originally posted by Gavin
The dirty snake must be evicted!!! you want marcus to win then????? a fat pig that w*nks under the duvet!!!!!! :yuk::whistle: how entertaining!!!! NOT! :yuk:
Marcus doesn't cheat on his partner. I know he doesn't have a partner, but he wouldn't anyways.
Siavash disgusts me. Also he doesn't nominate which infuriates me. He is a scum bag.
The Church want him gone immediately. We have our plans in place.
WOMBAI
25-08-2009, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by Gavin
The Church is the most powerful organisation in the country. We have huge connections in every single sector and we were the organisation to ensure Rachel Rice's victory last year and Freddie's eviction this year.
WE NOW URGE YOU TO EVICT SIAVASH.
Siavash is a dirty player of the game, one of the worst ever. He totally disrepescts the rules of the game which he should have been punished for. He should have been kicked out by Big Brother.
He is a slimy human being, cheating on his girlfriend by kissing the odious Noirin. How dreadful! If Siavash were a good looking female and cheated, then he would had been slammed in the media. He is a disgusting person.
Marcus on the other hand is one of the legends of the show. One of the best housemates ever, having fun, rebelling but not in a nasty way to affect the rules of the game. He is The Irrepressible Dark Horse.
Marcus is the Church's partial favourite.
Our endorsement goes to Sophie, the nicest person in the house. SOPHIE WILL WIN. SHE WILL WIN. THE CHURCH WILL ENSURE SHE WINS.
But first we have got an operation in plan to remove Siavash the snake rat from the house. We forgive him for what he has done as we are Christians, but we can not forget. He must be evicted.
EVERYONE EVICT SIAVASH. THE CHURCH WANTS SIAVASH GONE.
THE CHURCH HAS SPOKEN.
Get out of it! Religion has been responsible for more death and hatred in the world than anything else!
Patricia4
25-08-2009, 09:45 PM
The church wont change my mind get Marcus out.:banana:
Dolphin-and-Whale
25-08-2009, 09:46 PM
You Sir, are an absolute Freak
Prole
25-08-2009, 09:47 PM
Fistly, the church is not a powerful organisation, it's like a big, fat, toothless old dog... growling from time to time but ultimately powerless. Secondly... That's some powerful hate you've got going on there for a Christian. Siavash a "scumbag"? Judge not, lest ye be judged. Isn't that what your book of fables says?
The church? What church? Surely not a religion, if so - thanks a ********g lot - Siavash is a player and he should be evicted over Marcus but as soon as idiot-holes go around representing the church supporting Marcus I may as well give up hope because every sane person will go against you.
The church wants us to evict Siavash. The church wants us to kill people who work on "the sabbath". Freaks.
Gavin
25-08-2009, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Get out of it! Religion has been responsible for more death and hatred in the world than anything else!
No it hasn't you dweed.
Political hatred, greed and corruption has caused more death.
BitterFruit
25-08-2009, 09:47 PM
i'm starting to enjoy Gavin's weekly proclamations :shocked:
forgive me :conf2:
lisank
25-08-2009, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by Gavin
Originally posted by GoldHeart
Originally posted by Gavin
The dirty snake must be evicted!!! you want marcus to win then????? a fat pig that w*nks under the duvet!!!!!! :yuk::whistle: how entertaining!!!! NOT! :yuk:
Marcus doesn't cheat on his partner. I know he doesn't have a partner, but he wouldn't anyways.
Siavash disgusts me. Also he doesn't nominate which infuriates me. He is a scum bag.
The Church want him gone immediately. We have our plans in place.
I thought you were all about forgiveness.
trucker
25-08-2009, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by Gavin
The Church is the most powerful organisation in the country. We have huge connections in every single sector and we were the organisation to ensure Rachel Rice's victory last year and Freddie's eviction this year.
WE NOW URGE YOU TO EVICT SIAVASH.
Siavash is a dirty player of the game, one of the worst ever. He totally disrepescts the rules of the game which he should have been punished for. He should have been kicked out by Big Brother.
He is a slimy human being, cheating on his girlfriend by kissing the odious Noirin. How dreadful! If Siavash were a good looking female and cheated, then he would had been slammed in the media. He is a disgusting person.
Marcus on the other hand is one of the legends of the show. One of the best housemates ever, having fun, rebelling but not in a nasty way to affect the rules of the game. He is The Irrepressible Dark Horse.
Marcus is the Church's partial favourite.
Our endorsement goes to Sophie, the nicest person in the house. SOPHIE WILL WIN. SHE WILL WIN. THE CHURCH WILL ENSURE SHE WINS.
But first we have got an operation in plan to remove Siavash the snake rat from the house. We forgive him for what he has done as we are Christians, but we can not forget. He must be evicted.
EVERYONE EVICT SIAVASH. THE CHURCH WANTS SIAVASH GONE.
THE CHURCH HAS SPOKEN.
Get out of it! Religion has been responsible for more death and hatred in the world than anything else!
actually that statement is incorrect...its EVIL MEN using religion
as a tool that are the cause of most wars...not religion itself.
Gavin
25-08-2009, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by Prole
Fistly, the church is not a powerful organisation, it's like a big, fat, toothless old dog... growling from time to time but ultimately powerless. Secondly... That's some powerful hate you've got going on there for a Christian. Siavash a "scumbag"? Judge not, lest ye be judged. Isn't that what your book of fables says?
You are totally wrong.
The Church is VERY powerful.
Every general election, it is the Church which effectively decides who will become Prime Minister. FACT.
We have huge connections and powers in every sector, including television and telecoms.
We can sway this vote and get Siavash out. We single handedly gave Rachel Rice victory last year and got Freddie out this year.
It is now Siavash - aka See-the-cash- 's turn to get evicted.
THE CHURCH HAS SPOKEN.
WOMBAI
25-08-2009, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by Gavin
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Get out of it! Religion has been responsible for more death and hatred in the world than anything else!
No it hasn't you dweed.
Political hatred, greed and corruption has caused more death.
Naughty, naughty!:shocked:
GoldHeart
25-08-2009, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by Gavin
Originally posted by GoldHeart
Originally posted by Gavin
The dirty snake must be evicted!!! you want marcus to win then????? a fat pig that w*nks under the duvet!!!!!! :yuk::whistle: how entertaining!!!! NOT! :yuk:
Marcus doesn't cheat on his partner. I know he doesn't have a partner, but he wouldn't anyways.
Siavash disgusts me. Also he doesn't nominate which infuriates me. He is a scum bag.
The Church want him gone immediately. We have our plans in place. dont bring church into this!!!!!! sounds rather laughable and dumb!!!!!!!!!! :laugh2: , churches get together using their money for friggin charities and that and rightly so! :bigsmile: so dont make out "YOUR CHURCH WILL EVICT SIAVASH!" :sleep: sounds daft
Brad.
25-08-2009, 09:53 PM
stop spamming the forum :mad:
Originally posted by Gavin
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Get out of it! Religion has been responsible for more death and hatred in the world than anything else!
No it hasn't you dweed.
Political hatred, greed and corruption has caused more death.
No it hasn't you dweeb. You obviously don't know your bible. Your fictitious god is the most cruel and violent being in the entirety of your understanding of existence.
However, religeous debate on a Big Brother forum??
I SMELL A TROLL. and my advice..
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS.
Prole
25-08-2009, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by Gavin
Originally posted by Prole
Fistly, the church is not a powerful organisation, it's like a big, fat, toothless old dog... growling from time to time but ultimately powerless. Secondly... That's some powerful hate you've got going on there for a Christian. Siavash a "scumbag"? Judge not, lest ye be judged. Isn't that what your book of fables says?
You are totally wrong.
The Church is VERY powerful.
Every general election, it is the Church which effectively decides who will become Prime Minister. FACT.
We have huge connections and powers in every sector, including television and telecoms.
We can sway this vote and get Siavash out. We single handedly gave Rachel Rice victory last year and got Freddie out this year.
It is now Siavash - aka See-the-cash- 's turn to get evicted.
THE CHURCH HAS SPOKEN.
Nurse! He's out of bed again...
blue-stairs-rock-x
25-08-2009, 09:55 PM
surely the church has bigger things to deal with than big brother?
like world hunger and murderers and things more along those lines
and also i believe people can have whatever religion they wish but i dont like the church.
firstly i feel that if there is a god he wouldnt care if people went to a building to worship him and he would treat all people equally except the truly evil
and secondly i believe that the church is a bad orgasation for many resons which i cant be bothered to explain as i am tired.
and i also think you are a troll (well i hope you are because if not you need some help)
Ashbash16
25-08-2009, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by Gavin
Originally posted by Prole
Fistly, the church is not a powerful organisation, it's like a big, fat, toothless old dog... growling from time to time but ultimately powerless. Secondly... That's some powerful hate you've got going on there for a Christian. Siavash a "scumbag"? Judge not, lest ye be judged. Isn't that what your book of fables says?
You are totally wrong.
The Church is VERY powerful.
Every general election, it is the Church which effectively decides who will become Prime Minister. FACT.
We have huge connections and powers in every sector, including television and telecoms.
We can sway this vote and get Siavash out. We single handedly gave Rachel Rice victory last year and got Freddie out this year.
It is now Siavash - aka See-the-cash- 's turn to get evicted.
THE CHURCH HAS SPOKEN.
You utter idiot..
"the church" wow original... Your not even an organisation, your some hairy marcus lookalike with no teeth who fancies a bit of bitty of marcus really.
You wont influence many votes you absolute idiot.
GoldHeart
25-08-2009, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by Gavin
Originally posted by Prole
Fistly, the church is not a powerful organisation, it's like a big, fat, toothless old dog... growling from time to time but ultimately powerless. Secondly... That's some powerful hate you've got going on there for a Christian. Siavash a "scumbag"? Judge not, lest ye be judged. Isn't that what your book of fables says?
You are totally wrong.
The Church is VERY powerful.
Every general election, it is the Church which effectively decides who will become Prime Minister. FACT.
We have huge connections and powers in every sector, including television and telecoms.
We can sway this vote and get Siavash out. We single handedly gave Rachel Rice victory last year and got Freddie out this year.
It is now Siavash - aka See-the-cash- 's turn to get evicted.
THE CHURCH HAS SPOKEN. ALSO ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKES OTHER CHRISTIANS LOOK BAD! :shocked:
Gavin
25-08-2009, 09:56 PM
I've told you many a time, I'm not a troll at all.
I'm just trying to gain support for the Church's views.
phil2004uk
25-08-2009, 09:56 PM
What if God is dialing for marcus?
I think I want Siavash to stay in...
And if you are for real about church things from that last thread you did (now that I can post again)
What about all the corruption in churches, the priests that do things on kids and then the Vatican Cover it up...See it's all messed up...
I will believe in god in my own way and am open to aliens if they exist etc. :kiss:
CaPPa
25-08-2009, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by Gavin
Our endorsement goes to Sophie, the nicest person in the house. SOPHIE WILL WIN. SHE WILL WIN. THE CHURCH WILL ENSURE SHE WINS.
So the church endorses breast implants, alcoholism, theft, bitchiness and general stupidity?
No wonder nobody goes to church nowadays.
GoldHeart
25-08-2009, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by Ashbash16
Originally posted by Gavin
Originally posted by Prole
Fistly, the church is not a powerful organisation, it's like a big, fat, toothless old dog... growling from time to time but ultimately powerless. Secondly... That's some powerful hate you've got going on there for a Christian. Siavash a "scumbag"? Judge not, lest ye be judged. Isn't that what your book of fables says?
You are totally wrong.
The Church is VERY powerful.
Every general election, it is the Church which effectively decides who will become Prime Minister. FACT.
We have huge connections and powers in every sector, including television and telecoms.
We can sway this vote and get Siavash out. We single handedly gave Rachel Rice victory last year and got Freddie out this year.
It is now Siavash - aka See-the-cash- 's turn to get evicted.
THE CHURCH HAS SPOKEN.
You utter idiot..
"the church" wow original... Your not even an organisation, your some hairy marcus lookalike with no teeth who fancies a bit of bitty of marcus really.
You wont influence many votes you absolute idiot. :thumbs2::laugh2: I AGREE
GoldHeart
25-08-2009, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by Gavin
I've told you many a time, I'm not a troll at all.
I'm just trying to gain support for the Church's views. :sleep:
kisywisy
25-08-2009, 09:58 PM
so... were you at church tonight??
when did you and your church get the chance to watch the show??
i mean, if you were phoning round EVERY christian in the country, when did you all have time to see tonight's show??
liar, liar. pant's on fire!!:devil:
Prole
25-08-2009, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by Gavin
I've told you many a time, I'm not a troll at all.
I'm just trying to gain support for the Church's views.
You need your meds upped, I think.
Originally posted by nood
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS.
You're responding to a troll (therefore feeding him) and then in the very same post telling other people not to feed the trolls?
OOPS [/quote]
Yes I know. I realised while I was posting that it can only be a troll.
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS.
Gavin
25-08-2009, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by CaPPa
Originally posted by Gavin
Our endorsement goes to Sophie, the nicest person in the house. SOPHIE WILL WIN. SHE WILL WIN. THE CHURCH WILL ENSURE SHE WINS.
So the church endorses breast implants, alcoholism, theft, bitchiness and general stupidity?
No wonder nobody goes to church nowadays.
We give everyone a chance to establish themselves, regardless of their looks, education or background.
Sophie has been one of the nicest people in the house and is a fantastic human being.
The Church are very impressed by her and she has been given our endorsement. We also would like Marcus to do well, possibly coming second.
Sophie is our main support. She will win. She has the Church on her side.
RUDEBOX
25-08-2009, 10:01 PM
Get siavash out. I dont care how big his jelly mould is
Gavin
25-08-2009, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by kisywisy
so... were you at church tonight??
when did you and your church get the chance to watch the show??
i mean, if you were phoning round EVERY christian in the country, when did you all ahev time to see tonight's show??
liar, liar. pant's on fire!!:devil:
I was not at Church tonight.
I go to CHurch on Wednesdays and selected other days which are dedicated to meetings over various topics.
We monitor the show every day. We have a leader who does most of the Big Brother talks and organises most things. I am given the role to drum up support for our stance.
We have a huge power to effectively sway votes. Our counterparts in America effectively chose to give Kris Allen American Idol victory against all odds.
We are very powerful and should not be undermined.
CaPPa
25-08-2009, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by Gavin
Originally posted by CaPPa
Originally posted by Gavin
Our endorsement goes to Sophie, the nicest person in the house. SOPHIE WILL WIN. SHE WILL WIN. THE CHURCH WILL ENSURE SHE WINS.
So the church endorses breast implants, alcoholism, theft, bitchiness and general stupidity?
No wonder nobody goes to church nowadays.
We give everyone a chance to establish themselves, regardless of their looks, education or background.
Sophie has been one of the nicest people in the house and is a fantastic human being.
The Church are very impressed by her and she has been given our endorsement. We also would like Marcus to do well, possibly coming second.
Sophie is our main support. She will win. She has the Church on her side.
So you admit to endorsing theft and say that it is ok to be nasty behind people's backs?
Great, we can all go out robbing and tell the police that 'the church told us it was ok to do'. :bigsmile:
Any chance of getting some WWJS bracelets? (What Would Jesus Steal)
sl3ptsolong
25-08-2009, 10:05 PM
Haha what a load of keeeeeeeeeich
Vicky.
25-08-2009, 10:06 PM
Christians are all about forgiveness.
So I call BS.
YOU want everyone to evict siavash and are hiding behind a ridiculous post like this :bored:
Chuckyegg
25-08-2009, 10:06 PM
You don't even make an interesting troll
Brad.
25-08-2009, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by Gavin
I've told you many a time, I'm not a troll at all.
I'm just trying to gain support for the Church's views.
what a ****king load of bullshiit
Vicky.
25-08-2009, 10:07 PM
I find it very hard to believe that Big brother would be a topic of conversation in a church anyways...
Our Marcus who art in heaven
Sophie for the win
Thy BB house come
Thy will be done
By posting rubbish on forums...
ElProximo
25-08-2009, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Bradley.
stop spamming the forum :mad:
For the first time ever - Bradley and I can agree on something.
Stupid online character.
Give it up.
Gavin
25-08-2009, 10:09 PM
It is definitely a topic of conversation at the Church, I can promise you that.
A huge amount of time and effort is put into our projects regarding BIg Brother. We make sure very efficiently that we back the right person to win.
Betting occurs as well so we have money at stake to ensure that a certain housemate wins.
We made sure that Rachel won last year, helping us win thousands of pounds.
This is very big business for us. Big Brother helps the Church make profit
Prole
25-08-2009, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by Gavin
Sophie is our main support. She will win. She has the Church on her side.
So did Jesus.
Gavin
25-08-2009, 10:14 PM
Sophie has done nothing wrong. Everyone gets drunk.
I think you people have a big issue if you think for that reason Sophie shouldn't be given the chance to win.
bovvered?
25-08-2009, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by Gavin
It is definitely a topic of conversation at the Church, I can promise you that.
A huge amount of time and effort is put into our projects regarding BIg Brother. We make sure very efficiently that we back the right person to win.
Betting occurs as well so we have money at stake to ensure that a certain housemate wins.
We made sure that Rachel won last year, helping us win thousands of pounds.
This is very big business for us. Big Brother helps the Church make profit
Your a dweeb Gavin......
see you in Hell:dance2:
Gavin
25-08-2009, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by bovvered?
Originally posted by Gavin
It is definitely a topic of conversation at the Church, I can promise you that.
A huge amount of time and effort is put into our projects regarding BIg Brother. We make sure very efficiently that we back the right person to win.
Betting occurs as well so we have money at stake to ensure that a certain housemate wins.
We made sure that Rachel won last year, helping us win thousands of pounds.
This is very big business for us. Big Brother helps the Church make profit
Your a dweeb Gavin......
see you in Hell:dance2:
Don't be ridiculous.
I won't be going to hell.
Troll, take a look at what you're actually doing.
Not just on this forum but all the ones you waste your time on.
Without having to know who you are or anything else about you, hundreds of people will agree that you are a sad loser. They can't all be wrong.
Vicky.
25-08-2009, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by Gavin
It is definitely a topic of conversation at the Church, I can promise you that.
A huge amount of time and effort is put into our projects regarding BIg Brother. We make sure very efficiently that we back the right person to win.
Betting occurs as well so we have money at stake to ensure that a certain housemate wins.
We made sure that Rachel won last year, helping us win thousands of pounds.
This is very big business for us. Big Brother helps the Church make profit
Am pretty sure christians are meant to be against gambling...isnt it considered a form of sin?
And I feel for your church, if the main topic of conversation is BB, surely it should be Jesus and co. When BB finished do you have sermons on the x factor?
Jords
25-08-2009, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Ashbash16
Well "the church" i will reply in a min just voting marcus out :)
You Dont Know How Much I Laughed At This :joker: :joker:
weirdo. unlike most trolls there is the possibility you're actually being serious
kellybsblover
25-08-2009, 10:18 PM
I think you should go evangelie this message on the streets!
Vote to Evict siavash or HELL.
bovvered?
25-08-2009, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by Gavin
It is definitely a topic of conversation at the Church, I can promise you that.
A huge amount of time and effort is put into our projects regarding BIg Brother. We make sure very efficiently that we back the right person to win.
Betting occurs as well so we have money at stake to ensure that a certain housemate wins.
We made sure that Rachel won last year, helping us win thousands of pounds.
This is very big business for us. Big Brother helps the Church make profit
Am pretty sure christians are meant to be against gambling...isnt it considered a form of sin?
And I feel for your church, if the main topic of conversation is BB, surely it should be Jesus and co. When BB finished do you have sermons on the x factor?
Gavin is, Im afraid, a legend in his own lunchbox.
I pity him....
Gavin
25-08-2009, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by VickyJ
Am pretty sure christians are meant to be against gambling...isnt it considered a form of sin?
And I feel for your church, if the main topic of conversation is BB, surely it should be Jesus and co. When BB finished do you have sermons on the x factor?
I think you're mixed up with Islam. We're allowed to gamble.
Oh, don't get the wrong impression. The main topic of conversation is regarding God, Jesus and our faith.
But after sermons and in our meetings, we often talk about current affairs and television programmes. Big Brother often pops up as it's such a controversial programme, but a show which makes our organisation a lot of money.
kellybsblover
25-08-2009, 10:21 PM
What church do you attend?
alchemists1
25-08-2009, 10:21 PM
I thou the church is supporting Siavash! He is the 2nd coming,if you believe in god you must believe in Siavash!
JTM45
25-08-2009, 10:21 PM
Burn all Churches to the ground i say!!!!:thumbs:
SATAN is the Almighty! :dance:
mike888
25-08-2009, 10:22 PM
If ever there was a compelling reason to keep Siavash in then this post is it! :joker:
Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by Gavin
It is definitely a topic of conversation at the Church, I can promise you that.
A huge amount of time and effort is put into our projects regarding BIg Brother. We make sure very efficiently that we back the right person to win.
Betting occurs as well so we have money at stake to ensure that a certain housemate wins.
We made sure that Rachel won last year, helping us win thousands of pounds.
This is very big business for us. Big Brother helps the Church make profit
Am pretty sure christians are meant to be against gambling...isnt it considered a form of sin?
And I feel for your church, if the main topic of conversation is BB, surely it should be Jesus and co. When BB finished do you have sermons on the x factor?
Well Simon Cowell is more famous than God amongst children, so its possible :tongue:
Gavin
25-08-2009, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by JTM45
Burn all Churches to the ground i say!!!!:thumbs:
SATAN is the Almighty! :dance:
That's a disgusting thing to say. Shame on you
MJBFAN
25-08-2009, 10:30 PM
Gavin..Gavin ...Gavin
The church of Gavin*head desk*
Give it up..really you are no christian "Kyrie Elison"
you are the church of Gavin.
"Mea Culpa."
If you were a christian you would know what I was talking about.
Do you???
You make conservative christians look intelligent.
And that's Baaaaddd!!!
ElProximo
25-08-2009, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by Gavin
It is definitely a topic of conversation at the Church, I can promise you that.
A huge amount of time and effort is put into our projects regarding BIg Brother. We make sure very efficiently that we back the right person to win.
Betting occurs as well so we have money at stake to ensure that a certain housemate wins.
We made sure that Rachel won last year, helping us win thousands of pounds.
This is very big business for us. Big Brother helps the Church make profit
Am pretty sure christians are meant to be against gambling...isnt it considered a form of sin?
And I feel for your church, if the main topic of conversation is BB, surely it should be Jesus and co. When BB finished do you have sermons on the x factor?
See, this is the problem (one of many) with this lame 'online character' because its being done by someone with zero concept of how Churches, Church culture or typical Christian doctrines or world views would work.
You need to know something before starting up the 'mock character'. He doesn't.
Gambling is mostly 'frowned upon' and even the RC's just recently had 'basement bingo' canceled by the new Pope!
Churches cannot make a 'profit'. He could have said they made a lot of money to 'buy a new steeple' or 'hire a new admin' or even 'install padded seats'.
Churches are 'non-profit' no matter what they bring in,
and,
Wow.. I would be hugely surprised to find even a handful of Churches in the UK who are not experiencing massive downturns in their income. Ones operating surely do so by selling their land and buildings after everyone stopped attending 20 years ago sorry to say.
However..
.. Yes, there most definitely could be Pastors who use Big Brother as a sermon premise.
Undoubtedly as a sort of 'warning' lol.
But it would be used as a sort of 'example' or 'microcosm' of society to demonstrate some issue,
or,
It might even be brought up as a sort of 'shame mirror' on ourselves (the congregation) when we might discover that we are willing to spend 8 hours a week devoted to this 'BB House' and even 10 quid on the phone,
yet,
we can't even bring ourselves to 1 single hour a week a few dollars less for the house of God?
Something like that.
Not long ago Rev. Ian Brown from Londonderry Free Presbyterian did a sermon on 'Diversity' from BGT and Susan Boyle heh:
http://www.sermonaudio.com/source_detail.asp?sourceid=ianbrown
So a way to introduce the need for diversity in the Church and so on.
But anyways, none of this speaks to this lame online 'Gavin' character thing.
And I appreciate a good online character but this is definitely lame.
As Bradley says - it is so lame it really just becomes 'spamming'.
MJBFAN
25-08-2009, 11:08 PM
Gavin has no concept of how certain churches or doctrines work.
He is no christian and El proximo you are on the button.
Gavin would curl his toes at some of christianity's more right wing church attendees and their doctrines.
Heck some christians would condenm Gavin to the pits of eternal hell for some of his veiws that Big Brother is even watched by him and his soul would be in eternal torment for wanting Sophie to win as Sophie, Charlie, Rodrigo, David, Lisa ,Marcus, and Siavash for one unholy reason or another would not make the gates of Gods Mansion and would be dammned to eternal torment.
Yes Gavin is playing a role of "The church Of Big Brother" and mocking those that follow and put our interests into the show, just as some members of certain types of christianity would do the same .
Good game, but a troll all the same.
AhmedFan2004
26-08-2009, 02:46 AM
Originally posted by Gavin
The Church is the most powerful organisation in the country. We have huge connections in every single sector and we were the organisation to ensure Rachel Rice's victory last year and Freddie's eviction this year.
WE NOW URGE YOU TO EVICT SIAVASH.
Siavash is a dirty player of the game, one of the worst ever. He totally disrepescts the rules of the game which he should have been punished for. He should have been kicked out by Big Brother.
He is a slimy human being, cheating on his girlfriend by kissing the odious Noirin. How dreadful! If Siavash were a good looking female and cheated, then he would had been slammed in the media. He is a disgusting person.
Marcus on the other hand is one of the legends of the show. One of the best housemates ever, having fun, rebelling but not in a nasty way to affect the rules of the game. He is The Irrepressible Dark Horse.
Marcus is the Church's partial favourite.
Our endorsement goes to Sophie, the nicest person in the house. SOPHIE WILL WIN. SHE WILL WIN. THE CHURCH WILL ENSURE SHE WINS.
But first we have got an operation in plan to remove Siavash the snake rat from the house. We forgive him for what he has done as we are Christians, but we can not forget. He must be evicted.
EVERYONE EVICT SIAVASH. THE CHURCH WANTS SIAVASH GONE.
THE CHURCH HAS SPOKEN.
Agreed, slimey sneaky snake Siavash to be evicted this Friday! Let's DO THIS guys! Vote Vote and Vote some more! :spin2:
Colbert-Bump
26-08-2009, 02:49 AM
The Pope is praying that Marcus stays on Friday night.
http://daily-drop.com/images/y1uzmhbin660m9tpzdlw.jpg (http://daily-drop.com/)
MissKittyFantastico
26-08-2009, 02:50 AM
This is getting simply pathetic now.
And the desperation of certain FM's bumping every anti Siavash post is just laughable really.
Originally posted by Gavin
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Get out of it! Religion has been responsible for more death and hatred in the world than anything else!
No it hasn't you dweed.
Political hatred, greed and corruption has caused more death.
I thought cancer, The plague and Hollyoaks later caused more deaths?
UglyBoringMarcus
26-08-2009, 03:47 AM
vote the minger out - see 'evict minger' post
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