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masonbason
27-08-2009, 09:01 AM
He is actually comedy you can laugh at, but unfortunately the settings at big brother are not correct.

It would have been hilarious if he had been put in the begining with a few snobs and some posh people.

He would have irritated them so much with his thickness, uncouthness, hyena like laughter, and not so intelligent conversation.

He is perhaps more disgusting in the way he eats than anyone i have ever seen.

Also hes found a soul mate in Lisa.

ziltan
27-08-2009, 09:04 AM
Something is just not right!

hennessy
27-08-2009, 09:35 AM
I tell you he's Keyser Soze!!
He'll walk out that house and his accent will change into a softly spoken London accent, his stumbling gait will transform into a confident stride, a light will gleam into his dull gaze and there's evidence of his exploits all around the house ie..there's a picture of a skip etc...

masonbason
27-08-2009, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by hennessy
I tell you he's Keyser Soze!!
He'll walk out that house and his accent will change into a softly spoken London accent, his stumbling gait will transform into a confident stride, a light will gleam into his dull gaze and there's evidence of his exploits all around the house ie..there's a picture of a skip etc...

Lol, that is the best comment i have read so far on this forum today..

shaz20
27-08-2009, 09:42 AM
All your hate posts for David are getting a bit boring now:sleep:

masonbason
27-08-2009, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by shaz20
All your hate posts for David are getting a bit boring now:sleep:

Yawn...

Lady_Nada
27-08-2009, 09:54 AM
I don't understand a word David says & I wouldn't want a chain smoker cooking for me.

:yuk:

Braden
27-08-2009, 09:54 AM
he is a wee bit dumb

masonbason
27-08-2009, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by BradenMaccie
he is a wee bit dumb

Wee bit may be a gross understatement, he struggles so hard to formulate a thought and than speak it, everything is so visible on his face for e.g. yesterdays prize reduction from 100k to 0.

I could see on him actually thinking all the below, just by seeing his expression

-Ok prize money
- next week
- was
-100k
-now
-was
-100k
-now
-it
-is
-0
-so
-i
-get
-0
-oh ****.