View Full Version : Big Brother Calls Marcus to the Diary Room
Mickey2009
27-08-2009, 04:35 PM
Sometimes Big Brother decides to do certain things, knowing full well what the outcome will be. On this occasion, it was calling Marcus into the Diary Room to offer him cash for his hair…
"Big Brother has called you to the Diary Room to give you the opportunity to win some money towards the winner's prize fund," Big Brother told Marcus as he sprawled in the Chair. "Big Brother will add £10,000 to the prize fund if you allow one of your fellow housemates to cut off your ponytail."
"I knew it," laughed Siavash from the Living Area where the housemates were watching the episode unfold on the Plasma Screen.
"**** off," shouted Marcus, rather predictably.
"Is that your final answer Marcus?" asked Big Brother politely.
"Yes," replied Marcus, "cram it up your scabby, fat ****!" he added rudely.
"Big Brother is prepared to up the offer to £11,000. How does that sound?" asked Big Brother.
"****. It's not going to happen, so why don't you just open the door," Marcus sighed.
Big Brother tried to offer £13,000…
"How about £1,000,000 and a popular German sports car," Marcus asked.
Big Brother reached £15,000, but Marcus was having none of it.
"I'll say this now and I want you to listen very carefully so there's no mix-up," said Marcus, "you can go and get ******"
Some of the housemates laughed, some were quite shocked…
"He's terrible," commented Lisa. "Poor Big Brother having to listen to that!"
"Do you always speak like that in the Diary Room?" David asked Marcus as he returned to the Garden.
"Yeah, I think they're used to it by now," said Marcus as he stretched out in the Garden again.
Hmm, your 'Best Bits' VT will have a lot of bleeping on it Marcus…
Vladimir
27-08-2009, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by Mickey2009
"How about £1,000,000 and a popular German sports car," Marcus asked.
:laugh2:
Marcus is a legend!
MissKittyFantastico
27-08-2009, 04:37 PM
Marcus said weeks ago that he was going to shave ALL his hair off if he survived eviction the first time he was up, he even shook on it with Siavash.
Full of air and no substance is Marcus! :laugh:
danda012
27-08-2009, 04:37 PM
Obviously the likes of David and Charlie will be shocked at his refusal :rolleyes:
That's the way to tell BB that you won't cave in to their games. Good on ya Marcus.
Kazanne
27-08-2009, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by Mickey2009
Sometimes Big Brother decides to do certain things, knowing full well what the outcome will be. On this occasion, it was calling Marcus into the Diary Room to offer him cash for his hair…
"Big Brother has called you to the Diary Room to give you the opportunity to win some money towards the winner's prize fund," Big Brother told Marcus as he sprawled in the Chair. "Big Brother will add £10,000 to the prize fund if you allow one of your fellow housemates to cut off your ponytail."
"I knew it," laughed Siavash from the Living Area where the housemates were watching the episode unfold on the Plasma Screen.
"**** off," shouted Marcus, rather predictably.
"Is that your final answer Marcus?" asked Big Brother politely.
"Yes," replied Marcus, "cram it up your scabby, fat ****!" he added rudely.
"Big Brother is prepared to up the offer to £11,000. How does that sound?" asked Big Brother.
"****. It's not going to happen, so why don't you just open the door," Marcus sighed.
Big Brother tried to offer £13,000…
"How about £1,000,000 and a popular German sports car," Marcus asked.
Big Brother reached £15,000, but Marcus was having none of it.
"I'll say this now and I want you to listen very carefully so there's no mix-up," said Marcus, "you can go and get ******"
Some of the housemates laughed, some were quite shocked…
"He's terrible," commented Lisa. "Poor Big Brother having to listen to that!"
"Do you always speak like that in the Diary Room?" David asked Marcus as he returned to the Garden.
"Yeah, I think they're used to it by now," said Marcus as he stretched out in the Garden again.
Hmm, your 'Best Bits' VT will have a lot of bleeping on it Marcus…
Gosh,that bloke is such an idiot and thinks his swearing endears him to the public,well it probably does the kids,Didn't he bragg at one point he would shave his hair or something,just goes to prove he is all mouth and NO action.Marcus the coward,a man with no substance:yuk:
Brad.
27-08-2009, 04:39 PM
what a ****king legend. no other words for the man
HalfwitFTW
27-08-2009, 04:39 PM
LOL
Why doesnt he just cut it?
He looks better without it anyway
HalfwitFTW
27-08-2009, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
Marcus said weeks ago that he was going to shave ALL his hair off if he survived eviction the first time he was up, he even shook on it with Siavash.
Full of air and no substance is Marcus! :laugh:
All mouth no trousers
ziltan
27-08-2009, 04:41 PM
That's the spirit!!!! Darkhorse always speaks the truth!!! :cheer2::dance2:
charmingmissc
27-08-2009, 04:44 PM
:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::c heer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::che er2::cheer2::cheer2:
That is the way to tell em.
shove it
:flowers:
:laugh2:
How is that him being a legend?
Nothing new from what he's done since he walked in the house.
wee-Indie
27-08-2009, 04:45 PM
very amusing:spin2:
dwarling
27-08-2009, 04:47 PM
Marcus is being himself, alway's has been. your'e either offended by his dark humour, or your'e not, I'm not.... Irrepressible.
Colbert-Bump
27-08-2009, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
Marcus said weeks ago that he was going to shave ALL his hair off if he survived eviction the first time he was up, he even shook on it with Siavash.
Full of air and no substance is Marcus! :laugh:
Siavash said he was a man of his word and cheated on his girlfriend...Class!
ebuzz1000
27-08-2009, 04:50 PM
To be fair, asking marcus to cut off his ponytail is like asking lisa to cut off one of her balls.
boomoo
27-08-2009, 04:50 PM
He says one thing and does another.
He accuses Siewash of the very thing he does.
Siewash does not say one thing and do another.
That is why he could not nom this week as he promised he wouldnt and could not go back on his word even though it meant a vote for Sophie.
HalfwitFTW
27-08-2009, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by Colbert-Bump
Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
Marcus said weeks ago that he was going to shave ALL his hair off if he survived eviction the first time he was up, he even shook on it with Siavash.
Full of air and no substance is Marcus! :laugh:
Siavash said he was a man of his word and cheated on his girlfriend...Class!
When all else fails, use the girlfriend card!
Using Charlie's tactics I see
:bored:
WAYNEEBRUM
27-08-2009, 04:52 PM
Quite simply hes a legend.
MissKittyFantastico
27-08-2009, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Colbert-Bump
Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
Marcus said weeks ago that he was going to shave ALL his hair off if he survived eviction the first time he was up, he even shook on it with Siavash.
Full of air and no substance is Marcus! :laugh:
Siavash said he was a man of his word and cheated on his girlfriend...Class!
And you've never made a mistake and paid for it later in your life no? :rolleyes:
Kate!
27-08-2009, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by WAYNEEBRUM
Quite simply hes a legend.
quite simply he is a prick
Colbert-Bump
27-08-2009, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by HalfwitFTW
Originally posted by Colbert-Bump
Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
Marcus said weeks ago that he was going to shave ALL his hair off if he survived eviction the first time he was up, he even shook on it with Siavash.
Full of air and no substance is Marcus! :laugh:
Siavash said he was a man of his word and cheated on his girlfriend...Class!
When all else fails, use the girlfriend card!
Using Charlie's tactics I see
:bored:
No it's a fact that you like to ignore.
http://daily-drop.com/images/3g8cubg9gwh5iuoa868o.jpg (http://daily-drop.com/)
WAYNEEBRUM
27-08-2009, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by sweetsophiefan
Originally posted by WAYNEEBRUM
Quite simply hes a legend.
quite simply he is a prick
In the real world your probly right,but as a hm hes a BB legend.
Colbert-Bump
27-08-2009, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
Originally posted by Colbert-Bump
Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
Marcus said weeks ago that he was going to shave ALL his hair off if he survived eviction the first time he was up, he even shook on it with Siavash.
Full of air and no substance is Marcus! :laugh:
Siavash said he was a man of his word and cheated on his girlfriend...Class!
And you've never made a mistake and paid for it later in your life no? :rolleyes:
Of course I have but I don't bring up silly topics(cutting hair for a bet) which was said in jest to have a go at Marcus.
Jords
27-08-2009, 05:05 PM
He does make me laugh, shame him and Siavash have to be up!
kisywisy
27-08-2009, 05:05 PM
i can't believe he didn't just do it!! he's just full of attitude all the time
jadore212
27-08-2009, 05:34 PM
marcus is a bitter rude fool he dont have no respect
BigBrotherfan4ever
27-08-2009, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by boomoo
He says one thing and does another.
He accuses Siewash of the very thing he does.
Siewash does not say one thing and do another.
That is why he could not nom this week as he promised he wouldnt and could not go back on his word even though it meant a vote for Sophie. Totally agree with you boomoo:thumbs:, i cant get my head around why people think Marcus is legend, TBH i think hes a total prick
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