Lisa naked with a strap on reckons she's sexy

[Angus]

:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

Mental picture is NOT good:shocked:

[pixee]

I asked the question before. Does anyone find her sexy? because when i saw her naked it was REALLY disturbing.

But enjoy ladies, Lisa and Big Bob

[free3]

ha, ha, ha lol, i dont ever want to think of that image.:shocked:

[xmynxiex]

I wish i hadnt read that lol the mental picture is disturbing to say the least. :joker:

[paulie57]

:yuk::yuk::yuk: This is one straight woman she could never turn,

[delta]

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/video/64674466c6a14538b110c8742b...

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/video/a2b4730b5087730f8dadcfb882...

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/video/817c1dcea1018fce87e0cfdf13...


http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/video/d664a8c4b1d91744a622ad7b3f...

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/video/0fc4985d1164772bce61856513...

[oh.really]

I almost threw my quavers back up :nono:

[mado]

:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

[Jordan.]

:hello: Go Lisa!

EDIT: Wait no thats gross hairy tattooed tits spring to mind

[merv]

When I see her huddled up in her dressing she cuts a pathetic image too me.
I reckon she is past her sale by date and she knows it.

[whatever02]

ew that is sick

get her out even more now

[Brad.]

That was a nasty picture in my head.......

[Shasown]

Bet David got turned on by that thought ooOO "hmmmmm Lisa Strapon no KY"!

[Luanda]

A little bit of sick made its way into my mouth when she said it. I swallowed it and thought of trees in autumn.

[vivparker]

That is sooooooooo wrong - in fact it's wronger that wrong!

[cassieparis]

straps on are just soooooo unpassionate.
Sterile and unsexy as hell.

[Prole]

Lisa, naked, tattooed with a strap-on. I was hoping no one was going to mention it... I'd almost cast the image from my mind. But now I'm going to wake up in the darkest part of the night... s c r e a m i n g !

[setanta]

To be fair to the girl I'd say she's a goer. lol

[Prole]

I wish she'd just go then, Setanta!

[setanta]

I wish she'd just go then, Setanta!

I know you better than that darling.... don't mean it in that sense and you know it, you rascal you. lol

[alchemists1]

I wish she'd just go then, Setanta!

lol
I actually thou I was hearing things when I heard it cause the thou is just so wrong its criminal.

[Prole]

I wish she'd just go then, Setanta!

I know you better than that darling.... don't mean it in that sense and you know it, you rascal you. lol

I was keeping the party clean :-)

[setanta]

I wish she'd just go then, Setanta!

I know you better than that darling.... don't mean it in that sense and you know it, you rascal you. lol

I was keeping the party clean :-)

For a change... well done, making progress haha.:tongue:

[ManicWolf]

Yeah, I was eating a bowl of Coco Pops during that moment, and the mental image totally made me lose my appetite. :yuk:

[Prole]

I wish she'd just go then, Setanta!

I know you better than that darling.... don't mean it in that sense and you know it, you rascal you. lol

I was keeping the party clean :-)

For a change... well done, making progress haha.:tongue:
Cheeky!

[kisywisy]

ooooh that body doesn nothing for me. it turns my stomach thinking about it to be honest.

one thing i will say is her face is not bad when she's doen up. got nice eyes and smile

but i thank the OP for the image in my head right now. GADZ!!!

[Ashbash16]

Oh god. no i wish i never read the title... :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawl ing::bawling:


bad bad image - ew god no worst image of my whole 16 years of life!

[vivparker]

Do you think we'd get a discount for a group trauma councelling session?

[Ashbash16]

Do you think we'd get a discount for a group trauma councelling session?

LOL maybe

[Prole]

Do you think we'd get a discount for a group trauma councelling session?

LOL maybe

Count me in...

[setanta]

The damage that woman's going to do when she's released out into the public again. Lock up ur daughters quick! lol

[Ashbash16]

The damage that woman's going to do when she's released out into the public again. Lock up ur daughters quick! lol

LOL!

Oh god.

[setanta]

The damage that woman's going to do when she's released out into the public again. Lock up ur daughters quick! lol

LOL!

Oh god.

You know it. lol.

[Ashbash16]

The damage that woman's going to do when she's released out into the public again. Lock up ur daughters quick! lol

LOL!

Oh god.

You know it. lol.

Thank the lord i'm daughterless.

She goes on about how she converts straights into gays, HA fat chance she would have converting me or ANY of the other people :tongue:

[vivparker]

There's more chance of her converting the gays to straights

[setanta]

The damage that woman's going to do when she's released out into the public again. Lock up ur daughters quick! lol

LOL!

Oh god.

You know it. lol.

Thank the lord i'm daughterless.

She goes on about how she converts straights into gays, HA fat chance she would have converting me or ANY of the other people :tongue:

I wonder if many lesbians or bi's find her attractive? She's ok when she puts the effort in. For every 9 people who thought the strapon thing was fairly disgusting, there might be 1 out there who doesnt lol.

[Ashbash16]

The damage that woman's going to do when she's released out into the public again. Lock up ur daughters quick! lol

LOL!

Oh god.

You know it. lol.

Thank the lord i'm daughterless.

She goes on about how she converts straights into gays, HA fat chance she would have converting me or ANY of the other people :tongue:

I wonder if many lesbians or bi's find her attractive? She's ok when she puts the effort in. For every 9 people who thought the strapon thing was fairly disgusting, there might be 1 out there who doesnt lol.

amg i hope i dont no one of them "1".

i will never look at them the same again :yuk:

[Vicky.]

I feel sick now...thanks OP...

[nickc25]

:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

Mental picture is NOT good:shocked:

With that in mind I am now off to do the graveyard shift. :joker:

[Ashbash16]

:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

Mental picture is NOT good:shocked:

With that in mind I am now off to do the graveyard shift. :joker:

What was the graveyard shift???


was it a wank or sitting by the pool?? I never worked it out

[nickc25]

:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

Mental picture is NOT good:shocked:

With that in mind I am now off to do the graveyard shift. :joker:

What was the graveyard shift???


was it a ***k or sitting by the pool?? I never worked it out
eh? It was marcus' term for going to the toilet for a wank lol

[Ashbash16]

:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

Mental picture is NOT good:shocked:

With that in mind I am now off to do the graveyard shift. :joker:

oh haha, i get it now

[SurferJay]

heres another image to get your minds off it:

lisa doing it with david at the bus stop with marcus watching.

http://i30.tinypic.com/fw2gw.jpg

still not feeling sick? beinizer taking a dump !!

:devil:

[vivparker]

heres another image to get your minds off it:

lisa doing it with david at the bus stop with marcus watching.

http://i30.tinypic.com/fw2gw.jpg

still not feeling sick? beinizer taking a dump !!

:devil:



Thanks for that mate, am gonna need multiple counselling sessions now!

[Ashbash16]

Siavash having a dump.


oh god no.

[vivparker]

Siavash having a dump.


oh god no.
And Lisa picking the stidgets off his hairy ar$e with her teeth! :yuk:

[Ashbash16]

Siavash having a dump.


oh god no.
And Lisa picking the stidgets off his hairy ar$e with her teeth! :yuk:
omg omg wait, sorry but i have too...


http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/galleries/bigbro10/220709/AY27004285_440x370.jpg

with diareah. oh god.

[SurferJay]

I dont know why i said that tbh. :yuk:

now i feel sick

[vivparker]

Siavash having a dump.


oh god no.
And Lisa picking the stidgets off his hairy ar$e with her teeth! :yuk:
omg omg wait, sorry but i have too...


http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/galleries/bigbro10/220709/AY27004285_440x370.jpg

with diareah. oh god.

She may need a straw then!

[Shasown]

heres something for the ladies, as you fall asleep tonight, just think of waking in the middle of the night to see a naked Lisa sporting her black king dong strapon stood at the bottom of your bed, with a lecherous smile on her face and those beautiful tattoos. As she eyes you up.

If that doesnt cause you to lose a little sleep tonight, she could "turn" you.

Sweet dreams.

[Ashbash16]

heres something for the ladies, as you fall asleep tonight, just think of waking in the middle of the night to see a naked Lisa sporting her black king dong strapon stood at the bottom of your bed, with a lecherous smile on her face and those beautiful tattoos. As she eyes you up.

If that doesnt cause you to lose a little sleep tonight, she could "turn" you.

Sweet dreams.

To all the men, Beware when you sleep tonight, theres a crazy man running around and breaking into people's houses called David from big brother, He's been locked away and is pretty horny and looking for some attention, dont be to startled if something slimy wacks you around the face, or if you feel alot of greasy hair go up your nose, its just David.

[Shasown]

LOL nah he is safely locked up in a house in Borehamwood, London, I live in the North of Scotland, even if he broke out now, he would have to get a harrier to pick him up and fly him up here to get to my virgin poop shute tonight.

[kisywisy]

I wonder if many lesbians or bi's find her attractive? She's ok when she puts the effort in. For every 9 people who thought the strapon thing was fairly disgusting, there might be 1 out there who doesnt lol.

listen, there are some strange people out there

my guy pal loves his g/f wearing a strap on and has his own vibrator!!:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk: :yuk::yuk::yuk:

NOT my scene, but just goes to show how different people are when it comes to sexual preferences

again, :yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk: :yuk:

[setanta]

heres something for the ladies, as you fall asleep tonight, just think of waking in the middle of the night to see a naked Lisa sporting her black king dong strapon stood at the bottom of your bed, with a lecherous smile on her face and those beautiful tattoos. As she eyes you up.

If that doesnt cause you to lose a little sleep tonight, she could "turn" you.

Sweet dreams.

To all the men, Beware when you sleep tonight, theres a crazy man running around and breaking into people's houses called David from big brother, He's been locked away and is pretty horny and looking for some attention, dont be to startled if something slimy wacks you around the face, or if you feel alot of greasy hair go up your nose, its just David.

Pinky and the Brain never part company darling; where there is one, there's bound to be the other. Horrendous stuff. Imagine him giggling while she's...... :yuk::yuk:

[Ashbash16]

I wonder if many lesbians or bi's find her attractive? She's ok when she puts the effort in. For every 9 people who thought the strapon thing was fairly disgusting, there might be 1 out there who doesnt lol.

listen, there are some strange people out there

my guy pal loves his g/f wearing a strap on and has his own vibrator!!:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk: :yuk::yuk::yuk:

NOT my scene, but just goes to show how different people are when it comes to sexual preferences

again, :yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk: :yuk:

But, its lisa. nothings worse then Lisa!

[Ashbash16]

heres something for the ladies, as you fall asleep tonight, just think of waking in the middle of the night to see a naked Lisa sporting her black king dong strapon stood at the bottom of your bed, with a lecherous smile on her face and those beautiful tattoos. As she eyes you up.

If that doesnt cause you to lose a little sleep tonight, she could "turn" you.

Sweet dreams.

To all the men, Beware when you sleep tonight, theres a crazy man running around and breaking into people's houses called David from big brother, He's been locked away and is pretty horny and looking for some attention, dont be to startled if something slimy wacks you around the face, or if you feel alot of greasy hair go up your nose, its just David.

Pinky and the Brain never part company darling; where there is one, there's bound to be the other. Horrendous stuff. Imagine him giggling while she's...... :yuk::yuk:

:yuk::yuk::yuk:

[SurferJay]

this thread should be locked away.

[setanta]

I wonder if many lesbians or bi's find her attractive? She's ok when she puts the effort in. For every 9 people who thought the strapon thing was fairly disgusting, there might be 1 out there who doesnt lol.

listen, there are some strange people out there

my guy pal loves his g/f wearing a strap on and has his own vibrator!!:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk: :yuk::yuk::yuk:

NOT my scene, but just goes to show how different people are when it comes to sexual preferences

again, :yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk: :yuk:

They're in search of the mighty g-spot for fellas, the naughty feckers. But yeah, different strokes for different folks.

[Ashbash16]

Ew or lisa having a change in sexuality and having the strap on.. David.. bent ov.. oh god no. im going to stop now!

[setanta]

Ew or lisa having a change in sexuality and having the strap on.. David.. bent ov.. oh god no. im going to stop now!

I think her doing something while he giggles madly is worse. Oh dear God, we're sick in the head.

[Shasown]

Ew or lisa having a change in sexuality and having the strap on.. David.. bent ov.. oh god no. im going to stop now!

I think her doing something while he giggles madly is worse. Oh dear God, we're sick in the head.

Would he have his legs in the air facing up with her on top? Or would she take him from behind, more importantly do you think she is the sort of girl to give a reach round at the same time?

[kisywisy]

I wonder if many lesbians or bi's find her attractive? She's ok when she puts the effort in. For every 9 people who thought the strapon thing was fairly disgusting, there might be 1 out there who doesnt lol.

listen, there are some strange people out there

my guy pal loves his g/f wearing a strap on and has his own vibrator!!:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk: :yuk::yuk::yuk:

NOT my scene, but just goes to show how different people are when it comes to sexual preferences

again, :yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk: :yuk:

They're in search of the mighty g-spot for fellas, the naughty feckers. But yeah, different strokes for different folks.

i'm sorry, but i don't care how much i love my man, there is no ****ing chance he's getting that sort of attention!!! lol

back to the whole lisa attraction thing, although i don't think she's hot or sexy, she might just have awesome 'patter'. there are some howlers out there and they all manage to get some!! :laugh:

[SurferJay]

Why is it so easy to think of sexual scenario's for Lisa?

Perhap's I'm opening a door that ought to be left closed but my curiousity got the better of me.

[setanta]

Ew or lisa having a change in sexuality and having the strap on.. David.. bent ov.. oh god no. im going to stop now!

I think her doing something while he giggles madly is worse. Oh dear God, we're sick in the head.

Would he have his legs in the air facing up with her on top? Or would she take him from behind, more importantly do you think she is the sort of girl to give a reach round at the same time?

No no, she's doing you while he's watching and giggling manically. Deliverance style baby.... eurghhhhhh

[kisywisy]

Ew or lisa having a change in sexuality and having the strap on.. David.. bent ov.. oh god no. im going to stop now!

I think her doing something while he giggles madly is worse. Oh dear God, we're sick in the head.

Would he have his legs in the air facing up with her on top? Or would she take him from behind, more importantly do you think she is the sort of girl to give a reach round at the same time?

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

just brilliant

now i know why you are so funny!! i read on a previous post you're in scotland!! you kinda remind me of franke boyle with your one liners lol

[Ashbash16]

Were sick in the heads

[kisywisy]

this thread is brilliant!! really put a smile on my face lol

[setanta]

this thread is brilliant!! really put a smile on my face lol


Yep, me too lol. We're not just walking in the gutter here... we're lying down in it, thrashing about with glee!

[Ashbash16]

Ew no, my over-reacting imagination again.. has to be said though, problem shared is a problem halved...

Ew god imagine Halfwit and David at it? Lisa at the back of halfwit with a strap on, Sophie would be puking up, Rodrigo would be kicking off, and siavash would prob join in or laugh


Imagine if it was one of them strap-ons that actually sprays stuff too, rofl that would be good telly!

[Shasown]

Were sick in the heads

Speak for yourself, those thoughts will leave my head as soon as the next random one enters.

The real sickos are the ones who will see those images later as they fall asleep and thank us tomorrow for ruining what little shut eye they got with images of Lisa waking them in cold sweats.

[SurferJay]

Ew no, my over-reacting imagination again.. has to be said though, problem shared is a problem halved...

Ew god imagine Halfwit and David at it? Lisa at the back of halfwit with a strap on, Sophie would be puking up, Rodrigo would be kicking off, and siavash would prob join in or laugh


Imagine if it was one of them strap-ons that actually sprays stuff too, rofl that would be good telly!

good telly for you maybe!

[Shasown]

this thread is brilliant!! really put a smile on my face lol


You are just hoping that all the laughing will cause you to go into labour aren't you kisy?

[setanta]

Ew no, my over-reacting imagination again.. has to be said though, problem shared is a problem halved...

Ew god imagine Halfwit and David at it? Lisa at the back of halfwit with a strap on, Sophie would be puking up, Rodrigo would be kicking off, and siavash would prob join in or laugh


Imagine if it was one of them strap-ons that actually sprays stuff too, rofl that would be good telly!

Oh don't involve them too in our perversions here. Sure they'll defo be doing it come the wrap party and afters. Actually, I wonder who'll do who afterwards?

[discotheque]

Would a strap-on endowed Lisa be worse with or without a gimp mask ?

[setanta]

Would a strap-on endowed Lisa be worse with or without a gimp mask ?

Now I'm thinking about the Pulp Fiction scene, with them in it. Thanks lol. Charlie, David and her in the parts.

[Shasown]

Would a strap-on endowed Lisa be worse with or without a gimp mask ?

Nah the gimp mask would hide her "come face" if she took you with a double header face to face.

What do you want to spoil that pleasure for?

[discotheque]

I think David is her Gimp

[setanta]

With them lashing Siavash out of it lol. God, I have to stop.

[kisywisy]

this thread is brilliant!! really put a smile on my face lol


You are just hoping that all the laughing will cause you to go into labour aren't you kisy?

something's got to start it!! lol

[kisywisy]

Ew no, my over-reacting imagination again.. has to be said though, problem shared is a problem halved...

Ew god imagine Halfwit and David at it? Lisa at the back of halfwit with a strap on, Sophie would be puking up, Rodrigo would be kicking off, and siavash would prob join in or laugh


Imagine if it was one of them strap-ons that actually sprays stuff too, rofl that would be good telly!

sprays stuff??? lol you know too much!! lol

[Ashbash16]

whats pulp fiction

[BONNEIP]

It's possible she looks good in it....my partner says mine compliments my baby blue eyes.....so..... Found that bit of the Hl show hillarious.:hug:

[setanta]

whats pulp fiction
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.

[Ashbash16]

this thread is brilliant!! really put a smile on my face lol


You are just hoping that all the laughing will cause you to go into labour aren't you kisy?

something's got to start it!! lol

You tried primrose oil??? harmless and my sister went into labour the next day x

[Ashbash16]

whats pulp fiction
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.

sweet sixteen :D

[sophiee1383]

Makes Me Sick Thinking About It :shocked:
:sad:
Its Accualy Upset Me.

:laugh2:

[BONNEIP]

this thread is brilliant!! really put a smile on my face lol


You are just hoping that all the laughing will cause you to go into labour aren't you kisy?

something's got to start it!! lol

Good luck kissy.....we live in sunny Glasgow too, hope all goes well for you.:thumbs::xyxwave:

[setanta]

whats pulp fiction
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.

sweet sixteen :D

Well then get yourself to bed young lady and don't be involving yourself in this filth! lol

[kisywisy]

this thread is brilliant!! really put a smile on my face lol


You are just hoping that all the laughing will cause you to go into labour aren't you kisy?

something's got to start it!! lol

Good luck kissy.....we live in sunny Glasgow too, hope all goes well for you.:thumbs::xyxwave:

thanks!! i'll be in princess royal if you want to send chocolates!! lol:tongue:

[Shasown]

something's got to start it!! lol

Sex started the missus in all three of hers(only two were mine, the third was satans)

Or a good hot curry

[Ashbash16]

whats pulp fiction
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.

sweet sixteen :D

Well then get yourself to bed young lady and don't be involving yourself in this filth! lol

LOL

I shall be OK. I learnt this **** in school, being a labour government n that' :blush2:

[kisywisy]

whats pulp fiction
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.

have to say, and i know i'll get jumped on, i don't like that film. i know it's a classic but it's pish :whistle:

[kisywisy]

something's got to start it!! lol

Sex started the missus in all three of hers(only two were mine, the third was satans)

Or a good hot curry

tried and failed!! lol

[setanta]

whats pulp fiction
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.

sweet sixteen :D

Well then get yourself to bed young lady and don't be involving yourself in this filth! lol

LOL

I shall be OK. I learnt this **** in school, being a labour government n that' :blush2:

Well I'm Irish so I was a good Catholic boy at your age, as pure as a fresh spring morning on the slopes of the Wicklow mountains. :tongue:

So yeah, don't be listening to us bunch of fecking reprobates.

[setanta]

whats pulp fiction
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.

have to say, and i know i'll get jumped on, i don't like that film. i know it's a classic but it's pish :whistle:

I wouldn't have it in my top 10 or top 40 for that matter, but it's an important film in the history of cinema in terms of plotting, dialogue and cinematography. It's also endlessly rewatchable and quotable. Lacks heart though.... very cold film but cool as f"ck

[Ashbash16]

whats pulp fiction
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.

sweet sixteen :D

Well then get yourself to bed young lady and don't be involving yourself in this filth! lol

LOL

I shall be OK. I learnt this **** in school, being a labour government n that' :blush2:

Well I'm Irish so I was a good Catholic boy at your age, as pure as a fresh spring morning on the slopes of the Wicklow mountains. :tongue:

So yeah, don't be listening to us bunch of fecking reprobates.

LOL!

whats a reprobate btw? x

[Ashbash16]

something's got to start it!! lol

Sex started the missus in all three of hers(only two were mine, the third was satans)

Or a good hot curry

tried and failed!! lol

PRIMROSE OIL!!!

Or keep going to the hospital and say your in labour, eventually thry will get fed up and give you a cervical sweep :bigsmile:

[setanta]

whats pulp fiction
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.

sweet sixteen :D

Well then get yourself to bed young lady and don't be involving yourself in this filth! lol

LOL

I shall be OK. I learnt this **** in school, being a labour government n that' :blush2:

Well I'm Irish so I was a good Catholic boy at your age, as pure as a fresh spring morning on the slopes of the Wicklow mountains. :tongue:

So yeah, don't be listening to us bunch of fecking reprobates.

LOL!

whats a reprobate btw? x

Oh, we're just depraved individuals... morally debase ha ha. Sick in the head:tongue: Nah, just having a bit of silly fun

[kisywisy]

something's got to start it!! lol

Sex started the missus in all three of hers(only two were mine, the third was satans)

Or a good hot curry

tried and failed!! lol

PRIMROSE OIL!!!

Or keep going to the hospital and say your in labour, eventually thry will get fed up and give you a cervical sweep :bigsmile:

i'll give it a go tomorrow and let you know.

cheers for the advice:thumbs:

[Ashbash16]

something's got to start it!! lol

Sex started the missus in all three of hers(only two were mine, the third was satans)

Or a good hot curry

tried and failed!! lol

PRIMROSE OIL!!!

Or keep going to the hospital and say your in labour, eventually thry will get fed up and give you a cervical sweep :bigsmile:

i'll give it a go tomorrow and let you know.

cheers for the advice:thumbs:

good luck with it all, if its your first DW its exaggerated on telly, it wont hurt a iota :laugh2::whistle:

[Ashbash16]

whats pulp fiction
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.

sweet sixteen :D

Well then get yourself to bed young lady and don't be involving yourself in this filth! lol

LOL

I shall be OK. I learnt this **** in school, being a labour government n that' :blush2:

Well I'm Irish so I was a good Catholic boy at your age, as pure as a fresh spring morning on the slopes of the Wicklow mountains. :tongue:

So yeah, don't be listening to us bunch of fecking reprobates.

LOL!

whats a reprobate btw? x

Oh, we're just depraved individuals... morally debase ha ha. Sick in the head:tongue: Nah, just having a bit of silly fun

not to worry im very mature for my age (usually)

[kisywisy]

good luck with it all, if its your first DW its exaggerated on telly, it wont hurt a iota :laugh2::whistle:

nah it's my second, but that was 7 years ago. i was late with her too. i was due on sat but i feel fine. she can wait until AFTER the final!! lol

[Ashbash16]

good luck with it all, if its your first DW its exaggerated on telly, it wont hurt a iota :laugh2::whistle:

nah it's my second, but that was 7 years ago. i was late with her too. i was due on sat but i feel fine. she can wait until AFTER the final!! lol

haha aww bless GL xx baby dust xx

[kisywisy]

good luck with it all, if its your first DW its exaggerated on telly, it wont hurt a iota :laugh2::whistle:

nah it's my second, but that was 7 years ago. i was late with her too. i was due on sat but i feel fine. she can wait until AFTER the final!! lol

haha aww bless GL xx baby dust xx

thanks you!! :hug::flowers:

[Viper29]

good luck with it all, if its your first DW its exaggerated on telly, it wont hurt a iota :laugh2::whistle:

nah it's my second, but that was 7 years ago. i was late with her too. i was due on sat but i feel fine. she can wait until AFTER the final!! lol

:shocked::shocked: Kisywisy's a yummy mummy:shocked::shocked::wink:

Like to see you got your priorities in order:laugh2:
Seriously though good luck with everything, hope it goes ok:thumbs:

[Shasown]

not to worry im very mature for my age (usually)

PMSL I am quite immature for mine

[sophiee1383]

Her Naked With A Strap On ?
The Image In My Head Upsets Me Alot.:sad:
An She Thinks She Can Turn Straight Girls Too Lesbians,
Nahh Not Me Thank You Very Much.
And She Reckons Shes Fuussy,
Oh God Shes Got No Luck.

[MissKittyFantastico]

Now I know why I didn't come into this thread earlier, sick sick people on this forum! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Shasown]

Now I know why I didn't come into this thread earlier, sick sick people on this forum! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Indeed they are, I was shy and naive when I first signed onto this forum, my eyes have certainly been opened.

[MissKittyFantastico]

Now I know why I didn't come into this thread earlier, sick sick people on this forum! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Indeed they are, I was shy and naive when I first signed onto this forum, my eyes have certainly been opened.

You being shy and naive I find very hard to believe somehow. :laugh:

Maybe when you were a babba. :wink:

[Shasown]

Now I know why I didn't come into this thread earlier, sick sick people on this forum! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Indeed they are, I was shy and naive when I first signed onto this forum, my eyes have certainly been opened.

You being shy and naive I find very hard to believe somehow. :laugh:

Maybe when you were a babba. :wink:

I was, really I was ever so quiet and shy, just a few short weeks ago. It's this forum and the people who post who corrupted me, my life has been ruined, I have lost my beloved, my job, my house and my corby trouser press because of it.

It should carry a government health warning.

[Colbert-Bump]

I regret for personal and professional reasons that I ever clicked on this thread...I can't be associated with this filth.:hugesmile:

[setanta]

Actually, of course she thinks she looks sexy in that rigout because any unfortunate who catches her dressed like that is hardly there to have a cup of tea and an old chin wag are they? lol. Now I'm thinking about what she says to them and what they say back...eurghhhh:yuk:

[MissKittyFantastico]

Actually, of course she thinks she looks sexy in that rigout because any unfortunate who catches her dressed like that is hardly there to have a cup of tea and an old chin wag are they? lol. Now I'm thinking about what she says to them and what they say back...eurghhhh:yuk:

The fact that you're still thinking about this in that much detail is frankly more disturbing than the thought of Lisa in a strap on! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[setanta]

Actually, of course she thinks she looks sexy in that rigout because any unfortunate who catches her dressed like that is hardly there to have a cup of tea and an old chin wag are they? lol. Now I'm thinking about what she says to them and what they say back...eurghhhh:yuk:

The fact that you're still thinking about this in that much detail is frankly more disturbing than the thought of Lisa in a strap on! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

I just re-read all the cr*p we all spewed throughout the thread and the thought hit me and I felt like sharing it. Didn't expect it to worry anyone considering the filth that's already been uttered. Like I doubt she goes out to clubs wearing it ha ha

[Shasown]

I just re-read all the cr*p we all spewed throughout the thread and the thought hit me and I felt like sharing it. Didn't expect it to worry anyone considering the filth that's already been uttered. Like I doubt she goes out to clubs wearing it ha ha

nah but she might carry it in her pulling kit.

[setanta]

I just re-read all the cr*p we all spewed throughout the thread and the thought hit me and I felt like sharing it. Didn't expect it to worry anyone considering the filth that's already been uttered. Like I doubt she goes out to clubs wearing it ha ha

nah but she might carry it in her pulling kit.

Come about 2.30 she slaps it on and hopes for the best. Waddles home throwing shapes about the town, hoping to catch a late straggler who doesn't know any better. Fella or girl doesn't matter at that stage and sure at night they wouldn't be able to tell what she is. :yuk:

[Shasown]

I just re-read all the cr*p we all spewed throughout the thread and the thought hit me and I felt like sharing it. Didn't expect it to worry anyone considering the filth that's already been uttered. Like I doubt she goes out to clubs wearing it ha ha

nah but she might carry it in her pulling kit.

Come about 2.30 she slaps it on and hopes for the best. Waddles home throwing shapes about the town, hoping to catch a late straggler who doesn't know any better. Fella or girl doesn't matter at that stage and sure at night they wouldn't be able to tell what she is. :yuk:

Still think it would be funny though if she and David hit it off and decided to live together, now there is a real match made in heaven.

[blue-stairs-rock-x]

This thread is disgusting but hillarious !:bouncy:

[ElProximo]

Forget the man-made drawings and jewelry etc..

...Lisa oil wrestling = that is a damn fine looking body.
and,
the vast majority of men here have not see a naked body that fit and most women here do not have a body as fit as Lisas.
I'm not all about looks but since it was brought up then that is the truth.

[Angus]

heres something for the ladies, as you fall asleep tonight, just think of waking in the middle of the night to see a naked Lisa sporting her black king dong strapon stood at the bottom of your bed, with a lecherous smile on her face and those beautiful tattoos. As she eyes you up.

If that doesnt cause you to lose a little sleep tonight, she could "turn" you.

Sweet dreams.


Now that's just being sadistic:shocked::wink:

[londoner2009]

she loves herself,don't know why?

[nooneknows]

ElProximo..in the 2nd pic you have she looked kinda sexy:whistle:..but in the 1st and 3rd, every day in the house, when she opens her mouth and sitting at the bus stop puffing fags...NOT:yuk


Supporting: ABSp

[scot]

boke

[misterdude]

Lisa with a strap on! Beware, she's coming for you.
I think she might look sexy after 10,000,000,000,000 pints of lager. After that though I would probably die.

[Shasown]

Its when she utters those romantic words, your heart will pound

"Does yow want me to slap some KY on this or is yow just going to take it straight"

[misterdude]

Its when she utters those romantic words, your heart will pound

"Does yow want me to slap some KY on this or is yow just going to take it straight"

....unbuckles belt and drops trousers...."give it to me straight Lisa you were always my fave, just be careful"