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bigmalky
05-09-2009, 02:08 AM
BBb contestants? Let us know you mad perverts! :devil:

Princess
05-09-2009, 02:10 AM
Not stalking any BB contestants :P Besides old CBB ones,lol!

bigmalky
05-09-2009, 02:12 AM
Not stalking any BB contestants :P Besides old CBB ones,lol!

LMAO... Have you called Ulrika a ****** yet? :wink:

MiuMiu
05-09-2009, 02:12 AM
I'm currently stalking Kenneth because I want to be his friend so he can buy me things with his new, shiney 50,000 big ones!
:thumbs:

bigmalky
05-09-2009, 02:13 AM
I'm currently stalking Kenneth because I want to be his friend so he can buy me things with his new, shiney 50,000 big ones!
:thumbs:

Very well... I like the use of rich people for shiny gifts.

If he ever buys you anything you must refer to it as 'my precious'

Understood? :wink:

MiuMiu
05-09-2009, 03:22 AM
I'm currently stalking Kenneth because I want to be his friend so he can buy me things with his new, shiney 50,000 big ones!
:thumbs:

Very well... I like the use of rich people for shiny gifts.

If he ever buys you anything you must refer to it as 'my precious'

Understood? :wink:

Affirmative!:wink:

bigmalky
05-09-2009, 03:39 AM
I'm currently stalking Kenneth because I want to be his friend so he can buy me things with his new, shiney 50,000 big ones!
:thumbs:

Very well... I like the use of rich people for shiny gifts.

If he ever buys you anything you must refer to it as 'my precious'

Understood? :wink:

Affirmative!:wink:

Well done Mui... You have passed the initial exam. Now you must fish thier bankcard out of the wallet using only a coathanger and dental floss. :conf2:

MiuMiu
05-09-2009, 03:52 AM
I'm currently stalking Kenneth because I want to be his friend so he can buy me things with his new, shiney 50,000 big ones!
:thumbs:

Very well... I like the use of rich people for shiny gifts.

If he ever buys you anything you must refer to it as 'my precious'

Understood? :wink:

Affirmative!:wink:

Well done Mui... You have passed the initial exam. Now you must fish thier bankcard out of the wallet using only a coathanger and dental floss. :conf2:

Easy.
I made a claw out of the coat hanger and made it retract and close up using the pully system I divised with the dental floss.
Operation: Tong Who Hee? Passed.
:wink:

bigmalky
05-09-2009, 03:54 AM
I'm currently stalking Kenneth because I want to be his friend so he can buy me things with his new, shiney 50,000 big ones!
:thumbs:

Very well... I like the use of rich people for shiny gifts.

If he ever buys you anything you must refer to it as 'my precious'

Understood? :wink:

Affirmative!:wink:

Well done Mui... You have passed the initial exam. Now you must fish thier bankcard out of the wallet using only a coathanger and dental floss. :conf2:

Easy.
I made a claw out of the coat hanger and mad it retract and close up using the pully system I divised with the dental floss.
Operation: Tong Who Hee? Passed.
:wink:

You have become a fully fledged member of the DH legion. Your next mission is to capture Sophie and make her wear a long skirt and an arran cardigan and post a ransom to Nuts for £1,000,000 in exchange for her boobies.

MiuMiu
05-09-2009, 03:57 AM
I'm currently stalking Kenneth because I want to be his friend so he can buy me things with his new, shiney 50,000 big ones!
:thumbs:

Very well... I like the use of rich people for shiny gifts.

If he ever buys you anything you must refer to it as 'my precious'

Understood? :wink:

Affirmative!:wink:

Well done Mui... You have passed the initial exam. Now you must fish thier bankcard out of the wallet using only a coathanger and dental floss. :conf2:

Easy.
I made a claw out of the coat hanger and mad it retract and close up using the pully system I divised with the dental floss.
Operation: Tong Who Hee? Passed.
:wink:

You have become a fully fledged member of the DH legion. Your next mission is to capture Sophie and make her wear a long skirt and an arran cardigan and post a ransom to Nuts for £1,000,000 in exchange for her boobies.

I am honered.
However, master, this task may, indeed, take some time....
:conf2:

bigmalky
05-09-2009, 03:58 AM
I'm currently stalking Kenneth because I want to be his friend so he can buy me things with his new, shiney 50,000 big ones!
:thumbs:

Very well... I like the use of rich people for shiny gifts.

If he ever buys you anything you must refer to it as 'my precious'

Understood? :wink:

Affirmative!:wink:

Well done Mui... You have passed the initial exam. Now you must fish thier bankcard out of the wallet using only a coathanger and dental floss. :conf2:

Easy.
I made a claw out of the coat hanger and mad it retract and close up using the pully system I divised with the dental floss.
Operation: Tong Who Hee? Passed.
:wink:

You have become a fully fledged member of the DH legion. Your next mission is to capture Sophie and make her wear a long skirt and an arran cardigan and post a ransom to Nuts for £1,000,000 in exchange for her boobies.

I am honered.
However, master, this task may, indeed, take some time....
:conf2:

You have 48 hours to deliver the ransom money to the Dojo of the IDH. :shocked: