The Jeremy Kyle Generation

[Luanda]

The Jeremy Kyle generation are obsessed with certain phrases. Do they realise just how think it makes them sound?

Many of the housemates used them and think it makes them sound cosmopolitan, in reality it just made them sound stupid.

Phrases such as;

"24/7"
"24/7/365"
"National television" as opposed to what?

Anyone else got Jeremy Kyle phrases to share with us?

[GypsyGoth]

At the end of the day.

[MassiveTruck]

The Jeremy Kyle generation are obsessed with certain phrases. Do they realise just how think it makes them sound?

Many of the housemates used them and think it makes them sound cosmopolitan, in reality it just made them sound stupid.

Phrases such as;

"24/7"
"24/7/365"
"National television" as opposed to what?

Anyone else got Jeremy Kyle phrases to share with us?

What's Jeremy Kyle?

[MiuMiu]

"YOU'RE A LOSER!"
and
"GET A JOB!"

spring to mind!

[InOne]

"I don't have a Girlfriend" "Oh, wait I do have a girlfriend" "Im pregnant"

[Luanda]

"Whatever" has to be the most pointless reposte to a statement ever muttered by anyone.

[Chels]

"Be a man."

[MiuMiu]

"Let's get Graham out"

My friend and I used to jump around the apartment shouting Graham over and over again whenever he did this.
Lol, so sad.
but it was fun!


:bawling:

:joker:

[Scarlett.]

"National television" as opposed to what?



International television
Multinational television
Regional television

[MiuMiu]

"This is my show mate"

:laugh2:

Jeremy Kyle should be on BB!
He's a legend!

[DiamondDogTags]

Dog eat Dog.
and "not bovered"

[Luanda]

Take a lie detector.

[MiuMiu]

"and we will reveal the results....after the break".

[calyman]

"And I'm paying for your child"
No Jeremy, you are receiving an inflated salary due to your questionable "counseling" and ridiculous insights. You are just an offensive bully and it's others who are paying for your ego fix.

[Shasown]

Our lie detector tests show you lied -

[ross-oaft]

"This guy is a ledgend" - refering to Graham.
"Put something on the end of it".

[Luanda]

Apart from Dewsbury and council waste tips, where does Kyle find his guests?

[Scarlett.]

Stoops Estates in Burnley

[Kazanne]

How many times do I have to say it "Put something on the end of it":joker::joker::joker::joker: Love Jeremy

[jimmymckooel]

"Do you agree? Yes or no?"

[siavashsbigfan]

[rquote=2549200&tid=146980&author=Luanda]The Jeremy Kyle generation are obsessed with certain phrases. Do they realise just how think it makes them sound?

Many of the housemates used them and think it makes them sound cosmopolitan, in reality it just made them sound stupid.

Phrases such as;

"24/7"
"24/7/365"
"National television" as opposed to what?

Anyone else got Jeremy Kyle phrases to share with us?[/rquot
you madam, are the voice of reason!:laugh:

[Dr.Gonzo]

Calls from mobiles will cost considerably more :hugesmile:

[olliebeak]

"National television" as opposed to what?



International television
Multinational television
Regional television

CCTV - what most of them are used to being filmed on normally!

[ElProximo]

The Jeremy Kyle generation are obsessed with certain phrases. Do they realise just how think it makes them sound?

Many of the housemates used them and think it makes them sound cosmopolitan, in reality it just made them sound stupid.

Phrases such as;

"24/7"
"24/7/365"
"National television" as opposed to what?

Anyone else got Jeremy Kyle phrases to share with us?


This is the world we live in.
I have seen this change in my own lifetime when, about 10 years ago, my 'North Americanisms' would get blank stares and I'd have to reserve catchprases and expressions which might cause trouble, get strange looks,
but,
Now I can be anywhere in the UK and maybe use some odd 'Americanism' and even if the listener does not use it themselves - they will 'get it'.
They saw it on television or the internet and know what it means anyways.

Another example is simply watching BB10.
Marcus is someone who clearly socializes online and would use many 'americanisms' like 'punked' and general insults found there,
and,
Siavash is another who would often make or refer to americanisms.
and,
Freddy is another although I suppose he picked these up from being a student in the USA.

But yeah.. electronic homogenization but then in some ways it is like interference too.
Expressions can sound 'right' in a certain context do not sound right interjected in typical british conversation and even go wrong - example: "I punked you" doesn't sound right when Marcy says it to David.
Somehow Freddys 'dude' doesn't fit there.
I don't know why Siavash uses so many american references although I think he picked up a bunch of them from Cairon in the first week.

I like 'at the end of the day' but brits hate it.
'24/7' is meh.. ya i don't care for that one so much even though I use it.
'Big Time' is one I always wondered about. It seems that was an Americanism (or Canadianism?) but does Peter Gabriel get credit for popularising it?
Then again it seems to become popular more around 2000 - 2005.
Around the time 'Gobsmacked' was popular. Big time popular.

[siavashsbigfan]

[rquote=2549200&tid=146980&author=Luanda]The Jeremy Kyle generation are obsessed with certain phrases. Do they realise just how think it makes them sound?

Many of the housemates used them and think it makes them sound cosmopolitan, in reality it just made them sound stupid.

Phrases such as;

"24/7"
"24/7/365"
"National television" as opposed to what?

Anyone else got Jeremy Kyle phrases to share with us?


This is the world we live in.
I have seen this change in my own lifetime when, about 10 years ago, my 'North Americanisms' would get blank stares and I'd have to reserve catchprases and expressions which might cause trouble, get strange looks,
but,
Now I can be anywhere in the UK and maybe use some odd 'Americanism' and even if the listener does not use it themselves - they will 'get it'.
They saw it on television or the internet and know what it means anyways.

Another example is simply watching BB10.
Marcus is someone who clearly socializes online and would use many 'americanisms' like 'punked' and general insults found there,
and,
Siavash is another who would often make or refer to americanisms.
and,
Freddy is another although I suppose he picked these up from being a student in the USA.

But yeah.. electronic homogenization but then in some ways it is like interference too.
Expressions can sound 'right' in a certain context do not sound right interjected in typical british conversation and even go wrong - example: "I punked you" doesn't sound right when Marcy says it to David.
Somehow Freddys 'dude' doesn't fit there.
I don't know why Siavash uses so many american references although I think he picked up a bunch of them from Cairon in the first week.

I like 'at the end of the day' but brits hate it.
'24/7' is meh.. ya i don't care for that one so much even though I use it.
'Big Time' is one I always wondered about. It seems that was an Americanism (or Canadianism?) but does Peter Gabriel get credit for popularising it?
Then again it seems to become popular more around 2000 - 2005.
Around the time 'Gobsmacked' was popular. Big time popular.
[/rquote

wow!! bit complex for a simple opening post lol:whistle:

[Daffodil]

'I love her/him to bits' :(

[BadBoyMcCoy]

Jeremy Kyle is hilarious... lets get a guy whos a bit of a bellend to shout at some other idiots, tv gold.

Its a shame I've got a job and can't watch it more often.

[kistar]

its like, I was like, I said like , like like like like like like ,sooooooooooo annoying, if anyone talks to me in 'like speak ' I say ' before we go any further try saying a sentence without the word like in it....' what follows is usually silence ,a frowny 'what she on about' look then 'like what?', also the letter 't' seems to be non existant . Jeremy Kyle however is very sexy in an older man in control of a situation kind of way,if you want real nonsense watch Trish, Oh my lord everyone on that show has to be uglier than Trish it seems .

[Cristina]

"he/she has a game plan"

also jeremy kyle, gets on my nerves, no wonder they only show his program at like 4am :)

[Beastie]

"Let's get Graham out"

My friend and I used to jump around the apartment shouting Graham over and over again whenever he did this.
Lol, so sad.
but it was fun!


:bawling:

:joker:

I love Graham lol

I hope in bb11 theres a housemate called Graham

[dixiebell1991]

The Jeremy Kyle generation are obsessed with certain phrases. Do they realise just how think it makes them sound?

Many of the housemates used them and think it makes them sound cosmopolitan, in reality it just made them sound stupid.

Phrases such as;

"24/7"
"24/7/365"
"National television" as opposed to what?

Anyone else got Jeremy Kyle phrases to share with us?

"stick something on the end of it"

[Nigeria_Bob]

That guy would have a field day in Kent. Never seen so many Chavs densely populated.

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

"National television" as opposed to what?



International television
Multinational television
Regional televisionLocal television, hotel television, internet television and 1950s porn

[alchemists1]

'I ain't the father'
'I did'nt cheat'
'Honestly Jerry'
'I only slept with her once'

[olliebeak]

"he/she has a game plan"

also jeremy kyle, gets on my nerves, no wonder they only show his program at like 4am :)

It's on here at 9.30am!

[Angus]

"a rollercoaster of emotions"
"You ARE the father!"
"You are NOT the father"
"Is it true you slept with your father/mother-in-law?"
:sleep::sleep::sleep:

[Beastie]

there will be a big brother jeremy kyle special.. whos the daddy to sophies baby???

kris, rodrigo or freddie????

[Shasown]

there will be a big brother jeremy kyle special.. whos the daddy to sophies baby???

kris, rodrigo or freddie????

Will turn out to be IDH tadpoles crawled from the bathroom into the garden and slipped inside her when she was sunbathing.

[Luanda]

The seed of the IDH doesn't crawl anywhere, it marches 2 by 2 to the nearest ovary.