The Big Brother Story!

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Its like the never ending story.. but revolves around the big brother house and housemates..... be creative, be shocking, make twists.

Rules - You can only write a limit or 2 sentences.
And if you have written a part, you ahve to wait till another user has written the next aprt, untill you can write another part.


It was Day 13 in the All Star big brother, Brian Belo and Rachel Rice was up for eviction, in the Kitchen Nikki was complianing about the heat again, suddenly a fire occured in the toliet, with a housemate locked in their, this housemate was.......

[Cybele]

Marcus who ran out screaming with his duvet on fire and his pants around his ankles. Rodrigo, seeing his distress, grabbed a bottle of cooking oil (thinking it was water) to throw on him, but just in the nick of time....

[Tom]

Shahbaz had another mental breakdown and Rodrigo wanted to help, meaning he dropped the cooking oil away from the fire.

[Braden]

The fire erupted even more while Nadia was in the diary room crying because there were no cigarettes with...

[WOMBAI]

the weekly supplies! As bb politely answered her pathetic cries for help, she screamed

[keep-marcus-in]

Karly screams at Nadia for being so long in the diary room, she takes a tantrum and..

[MiuMiu]

breaks down the diary room door and Puches Nadia squarely in the...

[Chels]

face. freddie then runs in to see whats going on and karly whacks him too. freddie said it hurt and complains to...

[MiuMiu]

Bea who tells him that she's really upset because Brian Belo...

[Chels]

felt her bum. brian has a bitch flip on her for telling everyone which rodrigo joins into and then...

[MiuMiu]

Marcus reminds everybody tht he's still on fire...

[keep-marcus-in]

Rodrigo thinks oil is water and gives it to Marcus...

[DoM-h]

Marcus shouts at Rodrigo ' You *****ing idiot' that's oil.

Rodrgio argues back 'I'm no idiot!! You are idiot Marcus', suddenly Brian Bello runs in shouting...

[Patrick]

Brian shouts "I seen Sophies tits" Kris walks in and..

[Chels]

dies. the ambulance arrives and a laughing sophie says...

[keep-marcus-in]

My tits look bigger.. Marcus laughs at

[Chels]

freddie who is having a bath. bea then joins him and...

[keep-marcus-in]

Siavash gets jealous because of Bea and Freddy and goes to Lisa and...

[Chels]

cries his eyes out. lisa walks off to tell an overjoyed brian that...

[keep-marcus-in]

Sivash is bitching about Bea, Brian says "I don't understand" and...

[Chels]

Starts crying too. Tom is doing weights in the garden and accidentaly drops them while walking down the garden steps, they hit...

[keep-marcus-in]

Noirin, Noirin runs to Marcus "TOM HIT ME" Marcus says "So?" Noirin goes in a bad mood and...

[Patrick]

Rodrigo trys to show off and tells Tom he is disreeespectful,

[Chels]

Tom tells Roddy to shut up and that it was an accident, Roddy tells Tom not to tell him to shut up and...

[Braden]

spits on Tom violently while Noirin is in bed snogging..

[Chels]

lisa. freddie walks in with some popcorn and starts...

[keep-marcus-in]

Singing, Karly says Marcus stole her fags and ...

[Smithy]

cuts of all his hair out of revenge, marcus then...

[keep-marcus-in]

Slapped Siavash, Marcus and Siavash start fighting and..

[Patrick]

Marcus easily wins the fight, Nikki Grahme cheers Siavash on and then..

[Smithy]

moans to him about the heating, before she decides to...

[keep-marcus-in]

Argue with Noirin, David keeps sayening Nanu Nanu which is annoying Sophie, Sophies goes to the diary room and..

[Patrick]

asks for fishy tea to pour on David, mean while Sree and Rex are in the kitchen

[Smithy]

sree decides to add some garlic to rex's cooking, rex annoyed ...

[Patrick]

Rex ask Sree 'Whats wrong with you!' Marcus walks by and says hes been wondering that for 13 weeks Sree says..

[Jords]

Brian Belo, you have been evicted, and Brian leaves the BB house, Rachel celebrates by sitting on the garden fence with Freddie, who sings to her, Bea sees this and storms over to them...

[Patrick]

Bea calls Rachel a boring old women, Freddie tells Bea to chill but...

[Jords]

ends up telling Rachel to ignore Bea, as Bea told Freddie she is going in the DR to have a good rant and fake cry. Whilst about to go, Bea falls in the pool and Freddie laughs at her, Luke & Bex walk into the garden and...

[DrunkerThanMoses]

... Luke blows up becuas eno one likes him. Bex's who didnt care walked over and started laughing with Freddie, Bea got mad, and pulled a gun out, but she forgot.......

[Patrick]

the bullets, everyone laughs more and Kathreya goes to the DR and says she feels sorry for Bea meanwhile...

[Braden]

rex and sree are still having an agument over rex's food all of a sudden a new housemate enters...

[Beastie]

its eugene who says "de da de da de da de de"

[Braden]

it then turns to eviction night and davina just announced that everyone from big brother 8 will be evicted..

[Chels]

from the garden. chanelle cries as she can't go out there to get a tan now and then...

[Ammi]

Nick from BB1 produces a tanning booth, which he hid in his pocket with his mobile and pen and threw it at Chanelle, who...............

[vladicus]

jumped up and down for joy and fell in the pool

[smokey]

and died. Mean while Bubbles, Nadia, Rachel and Mohammed all started having a gang bang whilst Marcus...

[Jords]

filmed them. Kris walks in to join in, and Sophie catches him, she throws him out the BB house and...

[Braden]

throws sree out on top of him whowas just....

[Josy]

telling Lisa on her face how much he loved Samanda, Marcus runs in and judo kicks.....

[Braden]

aisleyne who was just telling nikki to grow up , aisleyne layed there while.....

[MeMyselfAndI]

Lisa and mario dunk biscuits into there...

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Bleach... and mario dies from it, Lisa cries and joins kat in the dairy room crying.... suddnely Bea, who is stil lbeing laughed at is taking hostage by george from fonejacker who.....

[Braden]

then shoots ziggy who was snogging south london it girl charley who was having an argument with rachel over her eating grapes with...

[vladicus]

marcus who wonders how meny grapes you would after eat to become a grape

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Marcus suddenly was attacked by a flying UFO, Freddie tells the ailens about free love, with causes them to kill themselves, leaving alien blood pouring every, which got into Marcus's month, which turned him into a blood eating alien......

[MeMyselfAndI]

So marcus went to eat Bea, whilst..

[Smithy]

freddie walked out of the house because he got bored, aisleyne gets up and.....

[DrunkerThanMoses]

... pretended she was black once again.. .meanwhile marcus went around killing housemate, however Lisa turned into a ciggarate and....

[Chels]

filmed them. Kris walks in to join in, and Sophie catches him, she throws him out the BB house and...
kris is dead though.
read above.

[Chels]

lit herself on fire. freddie returns and says it was even more boring outside the house than it is inside. he joins tom where they talk about...

[DrunkerThanMoses]

how much they love Chels.x, but shes too busy dating Sree.. .who was removed 5 days before. Suddenly Davina said that Brian had been evicted, but brian had been murdered by someone who was not a alien or ciggerate?

[Chels]

It was David. Chels.x breaks up with Sree (thanks for involving me moses LOL) and then...

[Braden]

all housemates are in shock because makosi breaks down having her 3rd baby in the house with...

[Chels]

jonty. lisa jumps in the pool as she turns back human from her spell as a cigarette as she's still on fire and...

[DrunkerThanMoses]

.. .sadely blows up, killing amrcus the alien, Chels.x came into the hosue and demanded that sree take her back, but he said no, then Tom punched him, and asked Chels.x too......

[Braden]

show him to the kitchen, which rex had just got a knife out to kill..

[DrunkerThanMoses]

.. .himself because nicole dumped him, suddenly Vincent Price returned from the grave and entered the house....

[Braden]

he then went on to attack bea who was crying about no seeing a video of her mum

[vladicus]

then sophies Chihuahuas run in a start humping freddies legs

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Freddie just moans and laughs, suddenly Brian, Kris, Luke, Lisa and Marcus all returned from the dead a zombies........

[Jamie.....]

who then attack kinga who was too busy with her wine bottle to realise they were coming for her. Mikey was....

[jgfrise]

staggering about bumping into things that were on fire owing to his being blind. Kinga then....

[Jords]

became pregnaunt from somebodys disposited substance in the wine bottle, the father was...

[HuxleyPig]

Nadia. Then...

[Jords]

She gave birth straight away, and named her baby Kingadia. Freddie then walked over to Kinga to...

[alchemists1]

take the wine bottle outta her and ask the other housemates if they'd like a drink,but nobody answered cause all the other housemates were in the bedroom arguing,Rex accused Tim of being a ginger also and dennis jumped up and ...

[Braden]

spat on brian who started crying, meanwhile slyvia and alexandra were...