Q "What's more pathetic than being a loser HM?"

[Angus]

A. "Being a sad tosser who goes on internet sites pretending to be one of the loser HMs":bored::sleep::sleep:

[InOne]

As in the Karly wannabe of FB, she must really not have a life.

[Nebi]

Being a sour loser HM.

[BB_Eye]

I pretended to be Lesley Sanderson on DS... does that count?