Kenny's tip to get rich.

[InOne]

KarlyAndKennethreminds you to get rich you really must detach yourself from emotion, instead rely on rational instinct. Furthermore, think fast!



In other words you have to be a Sociopath.

[dixiebell1991]

having millionaire parents also helps.

[eye sea]

Kenny, just **** ***!:mad:

[staceyxxx]

i like kenny x

[Angus]

The money comes from his family, Kenny just poses and spends. With his immature and exhibitionist attitude, he would never make it on his own in the world of commerce, so I am beyond totally unimpressed.:sleep:

[nut]

the only work ken as had to do in his life was getting shot out of is farthers nuts, then having to swim to his mothers egg. I'll take my hat off to him he got there 1st out of millions of sperm.

[eye sea]

If Kenneth had to do a real job, he'd have a heart attack with fear before he even started work.

[KennethAndKarly]

I have my own company. VAT registered and information is publicly available, there's no secret.

[Tom]

I have my own company. VAT registered and information is publicly available, there's no secret.

You sponge off mummy and daddy and apparently your name has a load of bad debt next to it (if it actually is you which it probably isnt)

[KennethAndKarly]

Before further speculation I would suggest people check out companies house records or the FAME database. As mentioned I am listed as a director/founder and I think people will find I live very comfortably from the salary I allow myself. Furthermore should I choose an exit strategy for my company, I would stand collect at least 2.8m (current valuation) from its sale.

[headaball]

Before further speculation I would suggest people check out companies house records or the FAME database. As mentioned I am listed as a director/founder and I think people will find I live very comfortably from the salary I allow myself. Furthermore should I choose an exit strategy for my company, I would stand collect at least 2.8m (current valuation) from its sale.

You need to choose an exit strategy for this forum, soon.

[KennethAndKarly]

Exit strategy simply means selling the company or to monetize the assets and devolve control.

[BBfan46]

To be fair no one cares Kenny. Save your time. Besides it won't always work. I'd imagine for it to be full proof it would be insanely long.

[Shasown]

Before further speculation I would suggest people check out companies house records or the FAME database. As mentioned I am listed as a director/founder and I think people will find I live very comfortably from the salary I allow myself. Furthermore should I choose an exit strategy for my company, I would stand collect at least 2.8m (current valuation) from its sale.

Oh Kenneth you are such a naughty boy. You are so full of the brown stuff its dribbling down your chin me old mate.

A bad liar too, I might add, would you care to give us the company's name. By the way falsely claiming to be the owner of a company could land you in trouble.


This is a C&P from Duport other director searches give the same results

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Would you like links matey?

[bigbrothermaniac008]

he wrote that in response to my tweet..he answers every time!

[KennethAndKarly]

I thought this was common knowledge. <u>Kenneth Tong & Co. LLC.</u> It pays to be familiar with company law and governance (recommend Butterworth's, what top lawyers/solicitors use) if you want to be successful in business like me.

Edit: Here's the direct link to my directorship information for fans interested.
http://www.lexisnexis.com/us/lnacademic/api/version1/sf?sfi=AC00NBGenSrch&csi=Kenneth+Tong

:wink:

[Shasown]

I thought this was common knowledge. <u>Kenneth Tong & Co. LLC.</u> It pays to be familiar with company law and governance (recommend Butterworth's, what top solicitors use) if you want to be successful in business like me.

No match could be found for this search! Business/Company Name
Kenneth Tong & Co. (LLC. or otherwise and all variations of the name)

You know you dont need to go to the trouble of establishing a limited liability company just to buy and sell your playstation spares on ebay.

Did you just register it in the last couple of Days, then Ken? Incidentally if you have Vat registered a company recently, HM Customs and excise will be writing to you to ask why you have no Tax Returns filed or Tax paid(paye or otherwise) for the last few years

[KennethAndKarly]

Isn't it funny how negative assumptions form in the minds of negative people. It's a conscious decision. Be positive and your outlook will be positive, just like mine. That's my 2nd tip towards financial success. Simply, <u>Be positive!</u>

[Shasown]

Incidentally your link opens on the lexis Nexis log in page

Would you like a spade with that order to go?

[InOne]

Has anyone ever called you a Sociopath Kenny?

[Shasown]

Isn't it funny how negative assumptions form in the minds of negative people. It's a conscious decision. Be positive and your outlook will be positive, just like mine. That's my 2nd tip towards financial success. Simply, <u>Be positive!</u>

The Laws of Attraction and Manifestation, eh Kenny.

You could also say believe in it and one day it will come true, live the life you want and the universe will provide. I hope it does come true for you Kenneth otherwise people will get upset with you when they realise they have believed in your delusion

[KennethAndKarly]

It's not just pious rhetoric, I'm living proof of that… if anything I was modest enough to accommodate the sometimes fragile sensibilities of civilians in downplaying the sense of grandeur, gravitas and opulence I naturally exude, especially so not to alienate people.

[Shasown]

It's not just pious rhetoric, I'm living proof of that… if anything I was modest enough to accommodate the sometimes fragile sensibilities of civilians in downplaying the sense of grandeur, gravitas and opulence I naturally exude, especially so not to alienate people.

No Kenny, I know you, but you probably don't know who I am, a clue or two.

I specialise in a particular area and i was asked for my assessment, I have met (with) you both in a "business" environment and a "social" one. Oh and I hurt your hand when you tried to hurt mine in a handshake!!!

You are, simply the result of your parents wealth, your mother's business acumen and her wanting to provide the best for you!

[KennethAndKarly]

I meet a lot of people, my dealings spread from the US to Macau. Just for the record I am the result of me… Debt equity used to fund the business was secured by solid financial projections and a strong management team. Anything else is rumour.

[Shasown]

I meet a lot of people, my dealings spread from the US to Macau. Just for the record I am the result of me… Debt equity used to fund the business was secured by solid financial projections and a strong management team. Anything else is rumour.

Oh Kenny stop it!

Yes i suppose you have had dealings from the US to Macau - ebay is a global site.

Mummy owns a restaurant business in New York, you live off her money, she sends you an allowance, you have at various times over the last few years asked her for increases to what she thinks is sensible, including personal security and to pay off debts.

In reality you personally have no money without her, except for that which you fleeced off Brighter Pictures TV Productions.

You dont pay income tax so you have no income in the UK but you will have to pay IT on your payments from them, uncle Max told you that. (top tip make sure you claim back the tax above basic rate - initially you get charged at "emergency" rate with no personal allowance taken into account).

You Graduated from Edinburgh Uni this year in July. This is your one and only legitimate degree, Degrees you bought over the internet arent really legit.

The spade is changing to a JCB now.

[KennethAndKarly]

Every word I have said is true, there's no misunderstanding, no abstraction or professional spin. I get the sense your monopolizing my time on this board with a brand of unhealthy infatuation, ordinarily I should be charging consulting fees for this kind of information. I'm happy to respond to fans, though certain boundaries have to be drawn and respected.

[Shasown]

Every word I have said is true, there's no misunderstanding, no abstraction or professional spin. I get the sense your monopolizing my time on this board with a brand of unhealthy infatuation, ordinarily I should be charging consulting fees for this kind of information. I'm happy to respond to fans, though certain boundaries have to be drawn and respected.

Prove everything you have said then Kenny,

Provide a proper link that shows you are Kenneth Tong.

Provide proof you have a business worth millions. Not just the name of a company that isnt even registered in the UK.

Provide proof you have numerous degrees, even just dates and type of degree, you would be surprised what databases etc I can access.

Incidentally your mother paid my consultation fees, thank you very much, very profitable.



I could go on, but hey, I know you won't/can't. That is because i know you Kenneth.

[MiuMiu]

Every word I have said is true, there's no misunderstanding, no abstraction or professional spin. I get the sense your monopolizing my time on this board with a brand of unhealthy infatuation, ordinarily I should be charging consulting fees for this kind of information. I'm happy to respond to fans, though certain boundaries have to be drawn and respected.

Oh you're back are you?
:bouncy:

[KennethAndKarly]

With the upmost respect, regardless of being off-topic, your in no position to demand anything. <u>But do go on…</u>

[KennethAndKarly]

Every word I have said is true, there's no misunderstanding, no abstraction or professional spin. I get the sense your monopolizing my time on this board with a brand of unhealthy infatuation, ordinarily I should be charging consulting fees for this kind of information. I'm happy to respond to fans, though certain boundaries have to be drawn and respected.

Oh you're back are you?
:bouncy:

Plastic imitations. Maybe me too :wink:

[Shasown]

With the upmost respect, regardless of being off-topic, your in no position to demand anything. <u>But do go on…</u>

As I said you won't/can't because none of it is true is it?

You can come back with some skewed garbage about why should you? But!!!!

If you really were Kenny you would have said proof immediately to hand and would not hesitate to prove yourself, to save face.

[MassiveTruck]

With the upmost respect, regardless of being off-topic, your in no position to demand anything. <u>But do go on…</u>

If you have all that money, why are you doing this?

I mean... you're more concerned about telling people you have money than enjoying life.

But if that's your way of enjoying life - touche. Live and let live and all that...

But seems boring because I don't think anybody gives a...

[KennethAndKarly]

No. Because one infatuated fan acts like a twaat, doesn't mean one's lost face.

[KennethAndKarly]

With the upmost respect, regardless of being off-topic, your in no position to demand anything. <u>But do go on…</u>

If you have all that money, why are you doing this?

I mean... you're more concerned about telling people you have money than enjoying life.

But if that's your way of enjoying life - touche. Live and let live and all that...

But seems boring because I don't think anybody gives a...

Communication is a two way thing, some people live for the cult of the celebrity. Supply and demand.

[MassiveTruck]

With the upmost respect, regardless of being off-topic, your in no position to demand anything. <u>But do go on…</u>

If you have all that money, why are you doing this?

I mean... you're more concerned about telling people you have money than enjoying life.

But if that's your way of enjoying life - touche. Live and let live and all that...

But seems boring because I don't think anybody gives a...

Communication is a two way thing, some people live for the cult of the celebrity. Supply and demand.

Pretty fickle and superficial though isn't it.

Something with more substance would be better, wouldn't it.

[Shasown]

No. Because one infatuated fan acts like a twaat, doesn't mean one's lost face.

Arrrr Kenny have I touched a nerve? Or three?

I should correct you, i am not infatuated with you, nor am I a fan of yours.

I was asked to assess you in a professional capacity, by someone close and I did, for that I was remunerated very handsomely.

Incidentally if referring to yourself in this quote the bold word was incorrectly spelled.

Communication is a two way thing, some people live for the cult of the celebrity. Supply and demand.

Now if the truth hurts......., well I am sorry about that, I can't help it if you have lost face.

[KennethAndKarly]

With the upmost respect, regardless of being off-topic, your in no position to demand anything. <u>But do go on…</u>

If you have all that money, why are you doing this?

I mean... you're more concerned about telling people you have money than enjoying life.

But if that's your way of enjoying life - touche. Live and let live and all that...

But seems boring because I don't think anybody gives a...

Communication is a two way thing, some people live for the cult of the celebrity. Supply and demand.

<b>Pretty fickle and superficial though isn't it.</b>

Fickle and Superficial. Then purpose of this board is for what exactly?

[Tom]

Isn't it funny how negative assumptions form in the minds of negative people. It's a conscious decision. Be positive and your outlook will be positive, just like mine. That's my 2nd tip towards financial success. Simply, <u>Be positive!</u>

Like you were positive in the house? I doubt its actually Kenneth though ...

[KennethAndKarly]

No. Because one infatuated fan acts like a twaat, doesn't mean one's lost face.

Arrrr Kenny have I touched a nerve? Or three?

I should correct you, i am not infatuated with you, nor am I a fan of yours.

Your posts suggest the countrary. Technically your my biggest fan.

[Tom]

No. Because one infatuated fan acts like a twaat, doesn't mean one's lost face.

Arrrr Kenny have I touched a nerve? Or three?

I should correct you, i am not infatuated with you, nor am I a fan of yours.

Your posts suggest the countrary. Technically your my biggest fan.

Fan doesn't mean someone who speaks to you :pat:

[KennethAndKarly]

Isn't it funny how negative assumptions form in the minds of negative people. It's a conscious decision. Be positive and your outlook will be positive, just like mine. That's my 2nd tip towards financial success. Simply, <u>Be positive!</u>

Like you were positive in the house? I doubt its actually Kenneth though ...

I was like a tornado of positive influence, in a word <b>LEGEND</b>

[MassiveTruck]

With the upmost respect, regardless of being off-topic, your in no position to demand anything. <u>But do go on…</u>

If you have all that money, why are you doing this?

I mean... you're more concerned about telling people you have money than enjoying life.

But if that's your way of enjoying life - touche. Live and let live and all that...

But seems boring because I don't think anybody gives a...

Communication is a two way thing, some people live for the cult of the celebrity. Supply and demand.

<b>Pretty fickle and superficial though isn't it.</b>

Fickle and Superficial. Then purpose of this board is for what exactly?



Discussing Big Brother.

[Tom]

Isn't it funny how negative assumptions form in the minds of negative people. It's a conscious decision. Be positive and your outlook will be positive, just like mine. That's my 2nd tip towards financial success. Simply, <u>Be positive!</u>

Like you were positive in the house? I doubt its actually Kenneth though ...

I was like a tornado of positive influence, in a word <b>LEGEND</b>

threatening to kill Bea and being stuck up your own arse is positive, then moping around the house when you realise your girlfriend (who only loves your money) has gone and spread her legs for someone else? oh dear ...

[KennethAndKarly]

No. Because one infatuated fan acts like a twaat, doesn't mean one's lost face.

Arrrr Kenny have I touched a nerve? Or three?

I should correct you, i am not infatuated with you, nor am I a fan of yours.

Your posts suggest the countrary. Technically your my biggest fan.

Fan doesn't mean someone who speaks to you :pat:

Fan is derived from fanatic.

[Shasown]

Your posts suggest the contrary. Technically your my biggest fan.
If you say so Kenneth, after all everything you say is true.(COUGH)

Incidently, I am sure Fettes would be impressed by your spelling.:pat:

[KennethAndKarly]

Isn't it funny how negative assumptions form in the minds of negative people. It's a conscious decision. Be positive and your outlook will be positive, just like mine. That's my 2nd tip towards financial success. Simply, <u>Be positive!</u>

Like you were positive in the house? I doubt its actually Kenneth though ...

I was like a tornado of positive influence, in a word <b>LEGEND</b>

threatening to kill Bea and being stuck up your own arse is positive, then moping around the house when you realise your girlfriend (who only loves your money) has gone and spread her legs for someone else? oh dear ...



I made no such threat. Karly as you can see is with me.

[Tom]

No. Because one infatuated fan acts like a twaat, doesn't mean one's lost face.

Arrrr Kenny have I touched a nerve? Or three?

I should correct you, i am not infatuated with you, nor am I a fan of yours.

Your posts suggest the countrary. Technically your my biggest fan.

Fan doesn't mean someone who speaks to you :pat:

Fan is derived from fanatic.

Was that a gunshot to your foot I just heard? Fanatic is defined as being enthusiastic about something you love. The only love in this thread is coming from you and is for yourself

[Shasown]

I was like a tornado of positive influence, in two words <b>LEG - END</b>

Bit repetitive now correcting your typos. Obviously not the kenny tong from BB. You lose.

[Tom]

Isn't it funny how negative assumptions form in the minds of negative people. It's a conscious decision. Be positive and your outlook will be positive, just like mine. That's my 2nd tip towards financial success. Simply, <u>Be positive!</u>

Like you were positive in the house? I doubt its actually Kenneth though ...

I was like a tornado of positive influence, in a word <b>LEGEND</b>

threatening to kill Bea and being stuck up your own arse is positive, then moping around the house when you realise your girlfriend (who only loves your money) has gone and spread her legs for someone else? oh dear ...



I made no such threat. Karly as you can see is with me.

Whatever. Take away your wallet and Karly wouldn't be. Why do you think she looked elsewhere when you were in the house? :pat:

Need proving it actually is you first though, post something on Twitter

[KennethAndKarly]

No. Because one infatuated fan acts like a twaat, doesn't mean one's lost face.

Arrrr Kenny have I touched a nerve? Or three?

I should correct you, i am not infatuated with you, nor am I a fan of yours.

Your posts suggest the countrary. Technically your my biggest fan.

Fan doesn't mean someone who speaks to you :pat:

Fan is derived from fanatic.

Was that a gunshot to your foot I just heard? <b>Fanatic is defined as being enthusiastic about something you love.</b> The only love in this thread is coming from you and is for yourself

*this*

[KennethAndKarly]

Isn't it funny how negative assumptions form in the minds of negative people. It's a conscious decision. Be positive and your outlook will be positive, just like mine. That's my 2nd tip towards financial success. Simply, <u>Be positive!</u>

Like you were positive in the house? I doubt its actually Kenneth though ...

I was like a tornado of positive influence, in a word <b>LEGEND</b>

threatening to kill Bea and being stuck up your own arse is positive, then moping around the house when you realise your girlfriend (who only loves your money) has gone and spread her legs for someone else? oh dear ...



I made no such threat. Karly as you can see is with me.

Whatever. Take away your wallet and Karly wouldn't be. Why do you think she looked elsewhere when you were in the house? :pat:

Need proving it actually is you first though, post something on Twitter



According to the other guy, I don't have no money, Lol. So which is it? Is having Karly and no money mutually exclusive.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutually_exclusive_events

[Shasown]

And still no proof Ken, think that shows us you are a fake.

[Tom]

Isn't it funny how negative assumptions form in the minds of negative people. It's a conscious decision. Be positive and your outlook will be positive, just like mine. That's my 2nd tip towards financial success. Simply, <u>Be positive!</u>

Like you were positive in the house? I doubt its actually Kenneth though ...

I was like a tornado of positive influence, in a word <b>LEGEND</b>

threatening to kill Bea and being stuck up your own arse is positive, then moping around the house when you realise your girlfriend (who only loves your money) has gone and spread her legs for someone else? oh dear ...



I made no such threat. Karly as you can see is with me.

Whatever. Take away your wallet and Karly wouldn't be. Why do you think she looked elsewhere when you were in the house? :pat:

Need proving it actually is you first though, post something on Twitter



According to the other guy, I don't have no money, Lol. So which is it? Is having Karly and no money mutually exclusive.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutually_exclusive_events

you don't have to have money, but clearly its easily accessible (ie mummy)

But as Shasown says, FAKE.

[Shasown]

According to the other guy, I don't have no money, Lol. So which is it? Is having Karly and no money mutually exclusive.


Double negative there faker, what would your English tutor say?

[KennethAndKarly]

I was like a tornado of positive influence, in two words <b>LEG - END</b>

Bit repetitive now correcting your typos. Obviously not the kenny tong from BB. You lose.



one word :wink:

[Shasown]

Answer me this then when at college what house were you in? And who was the house tutor?

[KennethAndKarly]

The answer would be meaningless if you wern't there yourself.

[Shasown]

The answer would be meaningless if you wern't there yourself.

Oh I was there, on the real kenny's mummy's orders assessing the need for security for the poor wee man.

[KennethAndKarly]

Fettes is small, I don't recall you there. Neither do I reveal personal information that would otherwise compromise personal security.

[MassiveTruck]

The answer would be meaningless if you wern't there yourself.

Oh I was there, on the real kenny's mummy's orders assessing the need for security for the poor wee man.

Are you saying you were Kenneth's security guard?

[J-Rock]

Kenny, if you were on the outside, this would be sorted like *that* :hugesmile:





(meaning we could see whewther it was the real you of course!)

[Shasown]

Are you saying you were Kenneth's security guard?

Nope, a company I am engaged by, occassionally, was hired periodically, by his mother to see if kenneth's claims of the need for personal security were valid, this was assessed a couple of times at Fettes and again at Edinburgh University

[KennethAndKarly]

Fettes had an on-site communal security taskforce (think groundskeeper Willy). All were known to me. This person you claim to be is unadulterated invention.

[MassiveTruck]

Are you saying you were Kenneth's security guard?

Nope, a company I am engaged by, occassionally, was hired periodically, by his mother to see if kenneth's claims of the need for personal security were valid, this was assessed a couple of times at Fettes and again at Edinburgh University

That's not true now is it...

I know security firms don't work like this.

Dude, this isn't how things work out. Do your homework first.

[Shasown]

Still waiting for a bit of proof Kenny even a tweet!

Or is it simply you are the fanatic obsessive who wants to be Kenneth?

[Shasown]

Are you saying you were Kenneth's security guard?

Nope, a company I am engaged by, occassionally, was hired periodically, by his mother to see if kenneth's claims of the need for personal security were valid, this was assessed a couple of times at Fettes and again at Edinburgh University

That's not true now is it...

I know security firms don't work like this.

Dude, this isn't how things work out. Do your homework first.

Then you know very little!

Oh yes they do, I will give you an example , go check ab connect associates

[KennethAndKarly]

Still waiting for a bit of proof Kenny even a tweet!

Or is it simply you are the fanatic obsessive who wants to be Kenneth?

There, that wasn't so hard was it. Lots of people aspire to my lifestyle. That's my ultimate gift to humanity, I give them hope.

[Shasown]

Still waiting for a bit of proof Kenny even a tweet!

Or is it simply you are the fanatic obsessive who wants to be Kenneth?

There, that wasn't so hard was it. Lots of people aspire to my lifestyle. That's my ultimate gift to humanity, I give them hope.

Then Kenneth you would know who your House Master was at the time wouldnt you?

[KennethAndKarly]

of course.

[MassiveTruck]

Are you saying you were Kenneth's security guard?

Nope, a company I am engaged by, occassionally, was hired periodically, by his mother to see if kenneth's claims of the need for personal security were valid, this was assessed a couple of times at Fettes and again at Edinburgh University

That's not true now is it...

I know security firms don't work like this.

Dude, this isn't how things work out. Do your homework first.

Then you know very little!

Oh yes they do, I will give you an example , go check ab connect associates

No they don't man. Seriously. I think you're just too involved in the show and want to take your aggression out on people you didn't like - like Kenneth, because he's boning Karly. You probably liked her - hoped Mutant Chin Marcus or Wolfman Siavash - the ugly man's messiahs would get her instead. Maybe opened a bottle of champers everytime Noirin and Siavash kissed... yeah?

You're trying to make them out to be burglar alarm sales men, not bodyguards or security personell. Like "oh, you'd like an extension love, well let me bring me tape measure and measure it out for you"

Contextualise - understand your area before you release the BS.

This is security work. I don't want to do all your homework for you - but consider the depth and extensiveness of security work and it should hit you like a light bulb how you got it wrong.

[Shasown]

But you can in fact provide no proof of any of your claims, or indeed you are the real Kenneth Tong? Thats very strange.

[KennethAndKarly]

I'm sure people can appreciate my perspective on personal security, given identity theft and my current position in society.

[J-Rock]

Are you saying you were Kenneth's security guard?

Nope, a company I am engaged by, occassionally, was hired periodically, by his mother to see if kenneth's claims of the need for personal security were valid, this was assessed a couple of times at Fettes and again at Edinburgh University

That's not true now is it...

I know security firms don't work like this.

Dude, this isn't how things work out. Do your homework first.

Then you know very little!

Oh yes they do, I will give you an example , go check ab connect associates

No they don't man. Seriously. I think you're just too involved in the show and want to take your aggression out on people you didn't like - like Kenneth, because he's boning Karly. You probably liked her - hoped Mutant Chin Marcus or Wolfman Siavash - the ugly man's messiahs would get her instead. Maybe opened a bottle of champers everytime Noirin and Siavash kissed... yeah?

You're trying to make them out to be burglar alarm sales men, not bodyguards or security personell. Like "oh, you'd like an extension love, well let me bring me tape measure and measure it out for you"

Contextualise - understand your area before you release the BS.

This is security work. I don't want to do all your homework for you - but consider the depth and extensiveness of security work and it should hit you like a light bulb how you got it wrong.


Massive Truck are you a security wise person then?

[Shasown]

No they don't man. Seriously. I think you're just too involved in the show and want to take your aggression out on people you didn't like - like Kenneth, because he's boning Karly. You probably liked her - hoped Mutant Chin Marcus or Wolfman Siavash - the ugly man's messiahs would get her instead. Maybe opened a bottle of champers everytime Noirin and Siavash kissed... yeah?

You're trying to make them out to be burglar alarm sales men, not bodyguards or security personell. Like "oh, you'd like an extension love, well let me bring me tape measure and measure it out for you"

Contextualise - understand your area before you release the BS.

This is security work. I don't want to do all your homework for you - but consider the depth and extensiveness of security work and it should hit you like a light bulb how you got it wrong.
Don't be a dick all your life take the night off.

Higher end security providers use specialist consultants in order to assess both the individuals personal threat assessment and localised peculiarities. They can't afford to keep sufficient personnel on salary in order to cope with every eventuality. Consequently they keep people on a retainer and use them on an "as and when" basis.

For example, they will use local knowledge when taking a risk assesment of a particular area. They don't just sit at a map and make a "best guess" scenario. It really isn't like "The Professionals" you obviously watch on TV! Ask the real Kenny he would at least remember some of our chats.

I can recommend you do some homework before making posts on a subject you know next to nothing about.

[MassiveTruck]

No they don't man. Seriously. I think you're just too involved in the show and want to take your aggression out on people you didn't like - like Kenneth, because he's boning Karly. You probably liked her - hoped Mutant Chin Marcus or Wolfman Siavash - the ugly man's messiahs would get her instead. Maybe opened a bottle of champers everytime Noirin and Siavash kissed... yeah?

You're trying to make them out to be burglar alarm sales men, not bodyguards or security personell. Like "oh, you'd like an extension love, well let me bring me tape measure and measure it out for you"

Contextualise - understand your area before you release the BS.

This is security work. I don't want to do all your homework for you - but consider the depth and extensiveness of security work and it should hit you like a light bulb how you got it wrong.
Don't be a dick all your life take the night off.

Higher end security providers use specialist consultants in order to assess both the individuals personal threat assessment and localised peculiarities. They can't afford to keep sufficient personnel on salary in order to cope with every eventuality. Consequently they keep people on a retainer and use them on an "as and when" basis.

For example, they will use local knowledge when taking a risk assesment of a particualr area. They don't just sit at a map and make a "best guess" scenario. It really isn't like "The Professionals" you obviosly watch on TV! Ask the real Kenny he would at least remember some of our chats.

I can recommend you do some homework before making posts on a subject you know next to nothing about.



Think about the bold areas. This is where you're wrong.

For the future.

[MassiveTruck]

Are you saying you were Kenneth's security guard?

Nope, a company I am engaged by, occassionally, was hired periodically, by his mother to see if kenneth's claims of the need for personal security were valid, this was assessed a couple of times at Fettes and again at Edinburgh University

That's not true now is it...

I know security firms don't work like this.

Dude, this isn't how things work out. Do your homework first.

Then you know very little!

Oh yes they do, I will give you an example , go check ab connect associates

No they don't man. Seriously. I think you're just too involved in the show and want to take your aggression out on people you didn't like - like Kenneth, because he's boning Karly. You probably liked her - hoped Mutant Chin Marcus or Wolfman Siavash - the ugly man's messiahs would get her instead. Maybe opened a bottle of champers everytime Noirin and Siavash kissed... yeah?

You're trying to make them out to be burglar alarm sales men, not bodyguards or security personell. Like "oh, you'd like an extension love, well let me bring me tape measure and measure it out for you"

Contextualise - understand your area before you release the BS.

This is security work. I don't want to do all your homework for you - but consider the depth and extensiveness of security work and it should hit you like a light bulb how you got it wrong.


Massive Truck are you a security wise person then?

Almost. I had to study it over and over again as part of what I used to do for a living. We had to take in how such operations work.

[KennethAndKarly]

You say you was hired by my Mother. Why wasn't I introduced to you? Yet you say you met me? If you had you would know i'm connected, so security would be the last thing on my agenda.

[Shasown]

Think about the bold areas. This is where you're wrong.

For the future.
PMSL. I dont need to, I have stated what is, you believe what you want. Incidentally try looking at this
http://www.abconnectassociates.com/

Try reading the second paragraph, and yes I have and do work with and for this company and a few others, but as the real Kenny will tell you, it wasn't that firm who chatted to him.

[Shasown]

You say you were hired by my Mother. Why wasn't I introduced to you? Yet you say you met me? If you had you would know i'm connected, so security would be the last thing on my agenda.

LOL You were, if you were the real Kenneth, you would also know what you asked at Fettes.

Incidentally the syntax you have used incorrectly over the last few posts show you were educated in the English school system. Grammatical errors like that are now allowed in English Language GCSE etc but not in the Scottish System.

[J-Rock]

Are you saying you were Kenneth's security guard?

Nope, a company I am engaged by, occassionally, was hired periodically, by his mother to see if kenneth's claims of the need for personal security were valid, this was assessed a couple of times at Fettes and again at Edinburgh University

That's not true now is it...

I know security firms don't work like this.

Dude, this isn't how things work out. Do your homework first.

Then you know very little!

Oh yes they do, I will give you an example , go check ab connect associates

No they don't man. Seriously. I think you're just too involved in the show and want to take your aggression out on people you didn't like - like Kenneth, because he's boning Karly. You probably liked her - hoped Mutant Chin Marcus or Wolfman Siavash - the ugly man's messiahs would get her instead. Maybe opened a bottle of champers everytime Noirin and Siavash kissed... yeah?

You're trying to make them out to be burglar alarm sales men, not bodyguards or security personell. Like "oh, you'd like an extension love, well let me bring me tape measure and measure it out for you"

Contextualise - understand your area before you release the BS.

This is security work. I don't want to do all your homework for you - but consider the depth and extensiveness of security work and it should hit you like a light bulb how you got it wrong.


Massive Truck are you a security wise person then?

Almost. I had to study it over and over again as part of what I used to do for a living. We had to take in how such operations work.

Do you know Chris P. B. then?

[KennethAndKarly]

You couldn't have made that much of an impression if I didn't remember you. How strange.

[Shasown]

You couldn't have made that much of an impression if I did't remember you. How strange.

I will refer you back to my edit on the previous post faker.

Security is very much on your agenda, thats why you now have an ex bouncer (failed SIA licensing) as your "head of security"!

[KennethAndKarly]

You say you were hired by my Mother. Why wasn't I introduced to you? Yet you say you met me? If you had you would know i'm connected, so security would be the last thing on my agenda.

LOL You were, if you were the real Kenneth, you would also know what you asked at Fettes.

Incidentally the syntax you have used incorrectly over the last few posts show you were educated in the English school system. Grammatical errors like that are now allowed in English Language GCSE etc but not in the Scottish System.

I'm an international businessman. A consequence of that is my exposure to different cultures, languages and dialects, irrespective of schooling that is the world I now inhabit. The Kenny way = unimpeachable top-line growth, any particulars of formal grammar and syntax are of negligible value to me now with my superstar status.

[KennethAndKarly]

You couldn't have made that much of an impression if I did't remember you. How strange.

I will refer you back to my edit on the previous post faker.

Security is very much on your agenda, thats why you now have an ex bouncer (failed SIA licensing) as your "head of security"!

The Wo Shing Wo have my back period… anything else is decoration.

[headaball]

This is, without doubt, the funniest thread on here in days.

[KennethAndKarly]

Fantasy's of being my bodyguard is laughable. What a delusion of grandeur.

[KennethAndKarly]

This is, without doubt, the funniest thread on here in days.

That's because it's funtime Kenny.

[Shasown]

Fantasy's of being my bodyguard is laughable. What a delusion of grandeur.

I would say Fantasies of being Kenneth who fantasises about needing a bodyguard are more laughable.

And I would be careful about claiming associations with the Wo Shing Wo in other people's names, you may end up hearing how your hero Kenny got chopped up, with or without his ex bouncer security MD.

[headaball]

This is, without doubt, the funniest thread on here in days.

That's because it's funtime Kenny.

Post a comment on your twitter Kenneth so we know it's you.

[KennethAndKarly]

I'll work something out with the admins of these forums and the other board to put it beyond doubt.

:wink:

[Shasown]

A simple hello to my fans on TIBB and DS on your twitter page would be so easy for the real kenny, but obviously you aint the real Kenny

[headaball]

I'll work something out with the admins of these forums, and the other board to put it beyond doubt.

:wink:

All's you need to do is post a comment on your twitter, even a certain word, and that would prove you are who you say you are. It's that simple. If not, you should just be banned for falsely impersonating someone.

[Shasown]

Mind you I suppose its really difficult when the real Kenny is asleep, eh?

@Holli_Baby_x @kezb29 @Ellee0x @Leelah92 @jennacarr1 @oxKimberleyxo @Lizi17 @Paigey_xox Goodnight to all of you. Kenneth
about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck

[KennethAndKarly]

A simple hello to my fans on TIBB and DS on your twitter page would be so easy for the real kenny, but obviously you aint the real Kenny

It's more convenient here, so… "Hello to my fans on TIBB and DS."

[Shasown]

A simple hello to my fans on TIBB and DS on your twitter page would be so easy for the real kenny, but obviously you aint the real Kenny

It's more convenient here, so… "Hello to my fans on TIBB and DS."

Of course its convenient, you dont know the real ken's password over there do you?

[headaball]

Mind you I suppose its really difficult when the real Kenny is asleep, eh?

@Holli_Baby_x @kezb29 @Ellee0x @Leelah92 @jennacarr1 @oxKimberleyxo @Lizi17 @Paigey_xox Goodnight to all of you. Kenneth
about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck

Yeah, the mods should just ban him/her.

[KennethAndKarly]

Mind you I suppose its really difficult when the real Kenny is asleep, eh?

@Holli_Baby_x @kezb29 @Ellee0x @Leelah92 @jennacarr1 @oxKimberleyxo @Lizi17 @Paigey_xox Goodnight to all of you. Kenneth
about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck

I'm not asleep. I always work late researching Bloomberg and other such sites before the markets open. Have to get rid of my girlfriends somehow for 'me' time.

[KennethAndKarly]

Seriously If I'm not Kenneth, which I am. Wouldn't it make you guys look stoopid for sucking up to a fake Kenneth all this time.

[Shasown]

Dream on matey, you shoot more and more holes in your fantasy all the time.

[Shasown]

Seriously If I'm not Kenneth, which I am. Wouldn't it make you guys look stoopid for sucking up to a fake Kenneth all this time.
I aint sucked up to you, I have been pulling you and the real kenny apart.

[KennethAndKarly]

A simple hello to my fans on TIBB and DS on your twitter page would be so easy for the real kenny, but obviously you aint the real Kenny

It's more convenient here, so… "Hello to my fans on TIBB and DS."

Of course its convenient, you dont know the real ken's password over there do you?


Nothing to do with convenience. It's simply not important.

[KennethAndKarly]

Seriously If I'm not Kenneth, which I am. Wouldn't it make you guys look stoopid for sucking up to a fake Kenneth all this time.
I aint sucked up to you, I have been pulling you and the real kenny apart.

Like any other fan, you simply crave attention from celebs like myself. It's one of the tradeoffs in this business.

[Shasown]

Nothing to do with convenience. It's simply not important.
No, you like the buffoon you are trying to emulate are simply full of it!

[KennethAndKarly]

Wooooooooo… Just got off the phone to my broker in HK. I just made £210,000 in exercising remaining options. Life's a bitch!!!!!

[KennethAndKarly]

Seriously I'm where the smart monies @ — Please continue to check my twitter and national press for more revelations. I'm indebted to my legion of fans. Stay hungry… Ciao, Ken

[Celeb_Rehab]

Celebrity!! lmfao

This guy just loves hearing the sound of his own voice!
Will someone call up the local asylum, i think his day release pass expired some hours ago!!

[Shasown]

Wooooooooo… Just got off the phone to my broker in HK. I just made £210,000 in exercising remaining options. Life's a bitch!!!!!

Oh dear god , when are you going to get real, you haven't made any money and life isn't a bitch, Karly is.

[Angus]

Isn't it funny how negative assumptions form in the minds of negative people. It's a conscious decision. Be positive and your outlook will be positive, just like mine. That's my 2nd tip towards financial success. Simply, <u>Be positive!</u>

I'm positive alright, positive you are a sad little bullsh*tter, who for some unfathomable reason is desperate for the acknowledgement of us "nobodies". You must be truly insecure in yourself to court the good opinion of total strangers whose only link to you is your pathetic and undignified appearance on a reality tv show. All the foregoing applies if it really is you.

If it isn't you and instead you are some sad tosser masquerading as Kenneth Tong, I can't think of anything more demeaning and beneath contempt than to pretend to be such a useless piece of work as pretending to be someon who does nothing useful with his life and seems to spend most of his time on public forums and twitter trying to drum up some media interest for himself and skanky sidekick.:rolleyes:

[KennethAndKarly]

To seek acknowledgement of you civilians?

It's my charisma that's a people magnet. Though you guys do have every right to be jealous, after all it's easier to fail @ life and outwardly preach unfounded vitriol through hate-filled eyes than to face to its harsh realities, to grow and develop as a person. I'm the embodiment of aspiration, chutzpah, power and wealth. Such is the gulf in the success divide between me and normal civilians… my fame <i>will</i> polarize opinion. I'll either be held up to be seen as an unassailable role model, or reviled by those who can't hack life, imploding in a fit of contempt and self-loathing.

Kenny tip #3 Chutzpah (not hubris), It's all in the attitude. :wink:

[Oooo_get_her]

Will somebody remind we why we are feeding this troll?

Real Ken or not - it is a troll and needs to be left alone to crawl back under its brigde.

[KennethAndKarly]

Will somebody remind we why we are feeding this troll?

Raison d'être. It's what fans do.

[yousoboo!]

Edit: Here's the direct link to my directorship information for fans interested.
http://www.lexisnexis.com/us/lnacademic/api/version1/sf?sfi=AC00NBGenSrch&csi=Kenneth+Tong
:wink:

lol @ 'fans'

[MassiveTruck]

Think about the bold areas. This is where you're wrong.

For the future.
PMSL. I dont need to, I have stated what is, you believe what you want. Incidentally try looking at this
http://www.abconnectassociates.com/

Try reading the second paragraph, and yes I have and do work with and for this company and a few others, but as the real Kenny will tell you, it wasn't that firm who chatted to him.

You googled. That's it.

You haven't got a clue. You're just jealous Kenny is boning Karly.

[MassiveTruck]

Will somebody remind we why we are feeding this troll?

Real Ken or not - it is a troll and needs to be left alone to crawl back under its brigde.

Because Kenny is boning Karly.

[eye sea]

According to the other guy, I don't have no money, Lol. So which is it? Is having Karly and no money mutually exclusive.


Double negative there faker, what would your English tutor say?

Double negative? I thought you only got those in photography!:pat:

[Shasown]

Think about the bold areas. This is where you're wrong.

For the future.
PMSL. I dont need to, I have stated what is, you believe what you want. Incidentally try looking at this
http://www.abconnectassociates.com/

Try reading the second paragraph, and yes I have and do work with and for this company and a few others, but as the real Kenny will tell you, it wasn't that firm who chatted to him.

You googled. That's it.

You haven't got a clue. You're just jealous Kenny is boning Karly.

If you say so, after all you are the expert (ex as in has been, spurt as in drip under pressure)

[jgfrise]

If Kenneth has so much money, why won't he pay for Karly to have a nose job. She would look much improved!

[King Gizzard]

LOL :joker:

[alchemists1]

I can't decide whose the saddest the real Kenny,this wannabe Kenny or the sad sack massivetruck who wants to bone Kenny.

[KennethAndKarly]

Real Kenny, Lol. You can't decide in life.

Kenny tip #4 Be decisive.

[andyman]

Another member as Kenny?
How many fakes do we have now?

[delta]

Shasown, it's quite clearly not Kenny from BB 10- you know that, so why the persistence in trying to prove him wrong?

You did your work admirably in the early part of this thread, why give the to55er any more credence or air time on this forum?

[KennethAndKarly]

That guy has no credibility, and was proven to be a delusional fantasist. His argument based on hounding people for personal details… when that failed (for obvious reasons) was coerced by the odd grammatical error. To me, this smacks of a desperate journo-hack who's frantic to land a big story. Somewhere along the way has taken leave of his senses, warped by excessive fanaticism and an insidious infatuation for people in the public domain. I do know this is not uncommon with the British press, and have been fully briefed to deal with such situations.

I am the "REAL" Kenneth Tong.

[ricky2k9]

That guy has no credibility, and was proven to be a delusional fantasist. His argument is based on hounding people for personal details… when that failed (for obvious reasons) was coerced by the odd grammatical error. To me, this smacks of a desperate journo-hack who's frantic to land a big story. Somewhere along the way has taken leave of his senses, warped by his insidious infatuation for people in the public domain.

I am the "REAL" Kenneth Tong.

Awesome. Can you get Bea to come on here :hugesmile:

[KennethAndKarly]

Karly speaks to her. Bea is fully aware of the furore caused by how she was edited, and I think she would be keen to refute any unsupported assertions cast against her character.

[ricky2k9]

She is she an awesome housemate, would be great to see her around on here. She has a number of fans so everything is not bad. Thanks for answering!

BTW do you know what time of year BB starts auditioning thanks?

[aborigenie]

That guy has no credibility, and was proven to be a delusional fantasist. His argument based on hounding people for personal details… when that failed (for obvious reasons) was coerced by the odd grammatical error. To me, this smacks of a desperate journo-hack who's frantic to land a big story. Somewhere along the way has taken leave of his senses, warped by excessive fanaticism and an insidious infatuation for people in the public domain. I do know this is not uncommon with the British press, and have been fully briefed to deal with such situations.

I am the "REAL" Kenneth Tong.

Tell me - Are you so obessed with feeling like a rich and famous Mamma boy - that you are continuing this charade ?
Dude.Seriously !! I want to understand your motivations ..

BTW I dnt for a second believe that the real Kenny is as rich as he claims ,,,,

,,, infamous he may well be for his 2-day antics in the house ,,