Luanda
21-09-2009, 06:23 PM
Insiders at the hit Channel 4 show Big Brother today revealed they had absolutely no knowledge of any news regarding legendary lothario Kris and page 3 beauty Sophie.
Members of the press were incredulous at the lack of news but decided not to make anything up about the lucky hairy twosome. However, in true press style I can reveal that there is absolutely no news regarding Kris and Sophie.
A Channel 4 spokesman added, "I don't think there is any news regarding that couple".
None of the assembled press at Channel 4 had anything else to do.
Eamonn Holmes is 27.
Members of the press were incredulous at the lack of news but decided not to make anything up about the lucky hairy twosome. However, in true press style I can reveal that there is absolutely no news regarding Kris and Sophie.
A Channel 4 spokesman added, "I don't think there is any news regarding that couple".
None of the assembled press at Channel 4 had anything else to do.
Eamonn Holmes is 27.