Fomas Kelchalavikaktizchskyloff Announces Single and Album plans

[Tom4784]

Fomas Kelchalavikaktizchskyloff Announces Single and Album plans

Fomas Kelchalavikaktizchskyloff, the Bosnian and Herzigovinian representative of Tibb's Eurovision has recently revealed plans for a new single and album. The single (Currently untitled) will be hitting the tibb airwaves shortly while the self titled album will follow later. The early buzz for the album has been extremely postive with NME calling Fomas the biggest thing to come out of europe since Josef Fritzl. The majority of the album has been kept secret but there was a recent leaked track listing that revealed song titles such as 'Amorous' and 'Sex on Fire (You gave me Gonnorhea BITCH!)'

Earlier in the Year Fomas was in the middle of controversy when his much touted Eurovision song 'Lick My hotdog' Came second to the UK underdog Lil Mizz Dillema. The victory divided opinion which saw Kanye West commenting 'that while Trashed Up (Pussy on Show) was good, 'Lick My Hotdog' WAS THE BEST EUROVISION SONG OF ALL TIME'.

OMG, I haven't been this excited to hear a song since Sneakernight!

[Ross]

lushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Tom4784]

lushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I know! It's the biggest news since the Blazin Squad reunion!

[\PJ/]

It's DILEMMA
:nono:

[King Gizzard]

guus hasnt decided yet, he doesnt know if England is ready

[\PJ/]

Well Nathan i heard Guss and LIL MIZZ DIELMMA could be colabarating he has wanted to work with her for a while now,officaldilemma.com are saying it could be the biggest hits since ''hit me baby one more time''.

[King Gizzard]

Guus doesnt want to want to lower himself to the standards that is Dilemma

Have you not read the dutch version of heat magazine

[\PJ/]

NO! what did he say.

[Fom]

Haha I thought this was real and I freaked out that someone had the same name as me! I can breathe again... still... stop stealing my name :hugesmile:

[Damaris]

Dezzy

We should hook up a calloboration between My Sascha and your Fomas?

[Tom4784]

Dezzy

We should hook up a calloboration between My Sascha and your Fomas?

That'd be hot.

[Damaris]

Dezzy

We should hook up a calloboration between My Sascha and your Fomas?

That'd be hot.

Ikr

[Jayson]

The José's are recording as we speak.

[Tom4784]

NEW UPDATE: I've actually figured out how to say his name! :laugh:

[Sam!]

Lady Xtina is in the process of putting her album together also :thumbs:

[Tom4784]

I've just finished the lyrics for it gonna record when i can.

[Damaris]

Sascha has recorded 4 tracks for her upcoming debut album '******s fanny'

1.Don't Step On My Schlong (Produced By RedOne)
2.Cucumber (Produced By RedOne and Timbaland)
3.Dreams of Being a Man/Girl/Woman/boy/or whatever (Produced By Patrick Wolf)
4.i gotz da wowza biatches lololololol (Produced by Msn messenger)
And a rumored track.

5.Heres me in my bondage suit(Sex Slave) (Produced By Connie Talbot)

Of course it will include the eurovision hit 'Nip Slip'

[Tom4784]

Sascha has recorded 4 tracks for her upcoming debut album '******s fanney'

1.Don't Step On My Schlong (Produced By RedOne)
2.Cucumber (Produced By RedOne and Timbaland)
3.Dreams of Being a Man/Girl/Woman/boy/or whatever (Produced By Patrick Wolf)
4.i gotz da wowza biatches lololololol (Produced by Msn messenger)
And a rumored track.

5.Heres me in my bondage suit(Sex Slave) (Produced By Connie Talbot)

Of course it will include the eurovision hit 'Nip Slip'

Hot.

Connie Talbot's poised to be the new timbaland you know.

[Damaris]

Sascha has recorded 4 tracks for her upcoming debut album '******s fanney'

1.Don't Step On My Schlong (Produced By RedOne)
2.Cucumber (Produced By RedOne and Timbaland)
3.Dreams of Being a Man/Girl/Woman/boy/or whatever (Produced By Patrick Wolf)
4.i gotz da wowza biatches lololololol (Produced by Msn messenger)
And a rumored track.

5.Heres me in my bondage suit(Sex Slave) (Produced By Connie Talbot)

Of course it will include the eurovision hit 'Nip Slip'

Hot.

Connie Talbot's poised to be the new timbaland you know.

Shes truly the best around if you want a sexual controversial song.

[Damaris]

Sascha's anticipated ep for 'Nip Slip' is finally getting a physical release!!

Heres the Tracklisting

1.Nip Slip (Produced By EuroVision)
2.Lets Get Crunk (Featuring BrokenCyde) (Produced By BrokenCyde)
3.Im gonna shoot you up with my Keisha Buchanan (Produced By Mutya Buena Keisha Buchanan and Siobhan)
4.Nip Slip (Electro Grime Mix) (Produced By Taylor Swift)
5.Nip Slip (Striped Down Mix) (Produced By Sascha)

Rumours for a Covers Album are also looming

I CANT WAIT FOR HER DEBUT!

[Sam!]

Sascha has recorded 4 tracks for her upcoming debut album '******s fanney'

1.Don't Step On My Schlong (Produced By RedOne)
2.Cucumber (Produced By RedOne and Timbaland)
3.Dreams of Being a Man/Girl/Woman/boy/or whatever (Produced By Patrick Wolf)
4.i gotz da wowza biatches lololololol (Produced by Msn messenger)
And a rumored track.

5.Heres me in my bondage suit(Sex Slave) (Produced By Connie Talbot)

Of course it will include the eurovision hit 'Nip Slip'

You spelt fanny wrong lol!

[Damaris]

Sascha has recorded 4 tracks for her upcoming debut album '******s fanney'

1.Don't Step On My Schlong (Produced By RedOne)
2.Cucumber (Produced By RedOne and Timbaland)
3.Dreams of Being a Man/Girl/Woman/boy/or whatever (Produced By Patrick Wolf)
4.i gotz da wowza biatches lololololol (Produced by Msn messenger)
And a rumored track.

5.Heres me in my bondage suit(Sex Slave) (Produced By Connie Talbot)

Of course it will include the eurovision hit 'Nip Slip'

You spelt fanny wrong lol!

Sssssssh

Ooops lol!

Any updated on Lady Xtina?

[Sam!]

Sascha has recorded 4 tracks for her upcoming debut album '******s fanney'

1.Don't Step On My Schlong (Produced By RedOne)
2.Cucumber (Produced By RedOne and Timbaland)
3.Dreams of Being a Man/Girl/Woman/boy/or whatever (Produced By Patrick Wolf)
4.i gotz da wowza biatches lololololol (Produced by Msn messenger)
And a rumored track.

5.Heres me in my bondage suit(Sex Slave) (Produced By Connie Talbot)

Of course it will include the eurovision hit 'Nip Slip'

You spelt fanny wrong lol!

Sssssssh

Ooops lol!

Any updated on Lady Xtina?

No updates nope :thumbs:

[Damaris]

Sascha has recorded 4 tracks for her upcoming debut album '******s fanney'

1.Don't Step On My Schlong (Produced By RedOne)
2.Cucumber (Produced By RedOne and Timbaland)
3.Dreams of Being a Man/Girl/Woman/boy/or whatever (Produced By Patrick Wolf)
4.i gotz da wowza biatches lololololol (Produced by Msn messenger)
And a rumored track.

5.Heres me in my bondage suit(Sex Slave) (Produced By Connie Talbot)

Of course it will include the eurovision hit 'Nip Slip'

You spelt fanny wrong lol!

Sssssssh

Ooops lol!

Any updated on Lady Xtina?

No updates nope :thumbs:

Lol

You should try get Connie Talbot to produce she can cook up some fierce shiz.

[Tom4784]

I've heard Connie's booked up until her next album 'shank ya bitch' is out.

[Damaris]

I've heard Connie's booked up until her next album 'shank ya bitch' is out.

Yup shes looking for collaborations for insporation though.

Cus we all know her last album 'Face ****ing' was utter trash.

Apparently she is going back to her Metal/Screamo/Gangsta Rap roots

[Damaris]

Dezzy?

Sascha want Fomas to feature on a track called 'XXXX ME'

[Tom4784]

Dezzy?

Sascha want Fomas to feature on a track called 'XXXX ME'


He seems interested, he's a bit busy though. He's recording and doing promotion for his new MTV reality show.

[Damaris]

Dezzy?

Sascha want Fomas to feature on a track called 'XXXX ME'


He seems interested, he's a bit busy though. He's recording and doing promotion for his new MTV reality show.

I see.

MTV oooo Fomas is really riding the big time :shocked:

[Damaris]

BUMP

lol

[Tom4784]

lol. I can actually say his name now.

[Damaris]

Same lol

[SiaSiaSia]

you blatently only posted this as an excuse to write "Kelchalavikaktizchskyloff"