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smokey
25-09-2009, 07:31 PM
The Mirror has reported that former Big Brother contestant Kris Donnely, 27 who recently got enganged with Big Brother winner and stunner Sophie Reade has had a penis enlargement at a private hospital.

Sophie, a page 3 model recently told Kris that she wouldn't have sex with him unless he got a penis enlargement so there children would either have large breasts or a large penis. Details have emerged that the operation went wrong and that his penis has been replaced with a 40 year old brain dead man. Kris has confirmed he will be taking the surgeon to court.

Sophie and Kris are due to wed at Christmas.
Harry!
25-09-2009, 07:39 PM
:rolleyes:
_Seth
25-09-2009, 07:56 PM
:rolleyes:
decisivemoment
25-09-2009, 09:35 PM
Kris is the biggest prick I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbs:
Patrick
25-09-2009, 10:05 PM
Boring and unfunny
bettiepage
26-09-2009, 02:35 AM
ROFLLMAOPMSLOMFG.

You lot are so dry :sad:
GypsyGoth
26-09-2009, 02:42 AM
Rice square :lovedup:
Zac
26-09-2009, 09:06 AM
Ahaha. What a dickhead.
SurferJay
26-09-2009, 11:13 AM
:rolleyes:
Beastie
26-09-2009, 11:55 AM
Who cares! roll on bb11!
SurferJay
26-09-2009, 12:02 PM
Who cares! roll on bb11!

:cheer:
ricky2k9
26-09-2009, 04:51 PM
hmmm yeah lameo :P
Vladimir
26-09-2009, 05:51 PM
:sleep:
Braden
26-09-2009, 06:06 PM
sorry if you all find this disrespectful,
but smokey why are you so full of **** !
BB_Eye
29-09-2009, 11:35 PM
That's as funny as those Compare the Market adverts. You should remake a Jerry Lewis movie.