Chit Talk

[guttridge]

forest green lost last night.BigSister when are you coming to the lawn to play us

[Dan_]

Originally posted by BigSister
:nono: Ive just worked something out I think I promised something for Dom and I'm sure its next Friday I really hope not

Meh just go to the footy, get someone else to do it.

[guttridge]

Last season we went down but they lets us back in the league woo that was great

[Siouxsie]

sunderland are selling tickets for the arsenal game chep chep cheap

[bbslilspy]

Hello all im here how is everyone??!!

[Fangz]

I'm fine, how are you, mate?

[bbslilspy]

Im great good night of footy but cr** liverpool game lol

[BigSister]

Yeah Ill prob ask if some1 else will do it I wont get another chance till Christmas otherwise
Guttridge I only go to home matches and thats a big if as I work every Saturday

[lily.]

Hey everyone.. well, I say that, except that nobody is here.. ho hum.. however,, I am just hanging around.. I have been attending to all things technical tonight... and will soon be offline to watch Lost on E4.

[guttridge]

we re only to beat you BigSister

[Sunny_01]

Wooo Hooo my home team the Newcastle Vipers (ice hockey) beat the Edinburgh Capitals 9 - 0 last night. The only bummer is I couldnt make it to the game :dance: but will be there is fine voice on Sunday night.:colour:

[BigSister]

Its not a race you know Guttridge:nono:

[guttridge]

forest green to on saturday

[guttridge]

hey you lost Ged Brannan today

[Nicola]

Hello - I've been busy the past few days and not been around much, but thought I'd come and chat. How is everyone today?

[Z]

Good thankies Nicola! :thumbs:

[BigSister]

Yes I know we did Gutteridge

[Dan_]

Lost him?

[Z]

What? I don't understand... :conf:

[BigSister]

yeah hes left Dan but the good news is im going next Friday:spin:

[Dan_]

Why's he left? The transfer window is closed so did you release him then?

[BigSister]

Yeah by murtral consent

[lily.]

dammit,, my topic hath slipeth down to the bottom of the pile.. ok,, now for a resurrection and a wee joke...

Dear Husband,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Your EX-Wife
************************************************** ********

Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born 'Carla'. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed
Rich As Hell and Free!

[Z]

XD

*points at joke and gives it a knighthood*

That cheered me up Stropz! :D

[lily.]

flucking hell.. i just leaned back in my chair and almost fell ar5e over t!t onto the floor... that was scary!

PS.. what is XD?

[Z]

XD, when you look at it side-y-ways, is a person laughing hard.

turn your head to the left and have a gander at that Stropz!

[lily.]

my left or urs.. ?











ha ha.. j/k.. i do get it... altho if i had fallen off my chair,, it would have been obvious to me and i wouldnt have had to ask!

[lily.]

and here's another joke.. from the depths of my ever ticking brain...

APPLES & WINE

Women...

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.


Now Men....

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh!t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

[lily.]

and, another,, since I'm on a roll now...


Did you Know?...

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ar5e.... while he is on fire.

Just thought you might want to know

[Z]

:joker:

*awards Stropz the internet*

[lily.]

accordin to Tanser, I broke the internet.. I saw that on another thread! lol.. altho him paradin around wi a measurin tape on his head can't be doing it any good!

[Z]

:laugh:

I nominate Tanser, Stropz, Kizwiz, Kore, Fangz and CharlotteSometimes for the TiBB funniest member contest.

[lily.]

Excellent.. you so should.. course I would win.. what with me being modest and all.. :blush:

[Dan_]

*steals the award* :joker:

[Siouxsie]

:thumbs::elephant:i have to agree with that ziola

[Siouxsie]

im feeling a bit of alright now i think :xyxwave::cat::cat::bouncy:

[lily.]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
*steals the award* :joker:

*slaps you good lookin!*.. if that's possible.. he he j/k

[BigSister]

Evening every1 pah Accrington drew but we are still 3rd

[jrc]

Liverpool v Chelsea tommorow hoping for a win but probs won't get one. :bawling:

[BigSister]

hope you win jrc my boss will be in a good mood if they do

[jrc]

That's good. :thumbs:

[Corkie]

im not funny just wierd :dance::dance::dance:

[jrc]

Lol, I think you're moderately funny.

[Corkie]

theres one girl (penny) in my school thinks im funny

[jrc]

She's right!:spin2:

[Corkie]

wow!!


im funny like my new mode

[Corkie]

i mean mood

[jrc]

Lol.

[Legend]

CHIT CHAT ! Anythin interestin to tell moi about?

[Corkie]

that me and my dog will take over the world soon

[Siouxsie]

sunderland drew today thats news i suppose:thumbs:

[Legend]

Originally posted by corkie
that me and my dog will take over the world soon

Oh rite cool. I'll be wating for that day :D:P

[guttridge]

Max and paddey is out on monday woo hoo

[Siouxsie]

????? whats that ?

[jrc]

Max an Paddy's Road to Nowhere, it's a tv comedy series on Channel 4. Never watched it, personally....

[Siouxsie]

:rolleyes:

[guttridge]

:dazzler:

[Ruth]

I've never watched it either, but I did watch Phoenix Nights, which I think it is a spin off from. I really like Peter Kay, so I should watch Max and Paddy.

[lily.]

Max and Paddy is quality. If you like Peter Kay, you will love it. Patrick McGuinness is hilarious also. I wasn't sure if it would be my cup of tea when it first came out, so I didn't bother, but when they did the re-runs on E4, I watched it and absolutely oved it! I would recommend it Ruth.

So, what we all up to today.. I see some of my favourite FMs are on. I'm on the jobcentre website and I got bored, so I figured I would drop in to chat to ya all.

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Stropz

So, what we all up to today.. I see some of my favourite FMs are on. I'm on the jobcentre website and I got bored, so I figured I would drop in to chat to you all.

Fine thanks Stropzy.... got that typical monday feeling http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/traurig/a045.gif

So are you looking for a job then???

[lily.]

Well, hubby is looking for another job, cuz his job security is an issue at the moment. Too much talk about the firm shutting down. So, he is looking for something that he wont have to worry about not having at xmas! And, I'm looking for something part-time. First I wanna get his sorted out. He has applied for 6 this morning. Then once I know what hours he is working, I can figure out something so that I wont have to rely on babysitters too much.

[BigSister]

im miffed because I go and print my work out no black ink!:mad:

[~Kizwiz~]

Good plan.... my hubby when though something similar. His company got taken over by Britannia and he wasnt sure if he would keep his job, be moved to Shropshire, or get paid off..... luckly he's kept it and stayed put. There was no way I would move from Bristol!

[lily.]

Originally posted by BigSister
I'm miffed because I go and print my work out no black ink!:mad:

Don't you just hate your computer some days! Always happens when you need something done, it goes t!ts up!

[BigSister]

yes i agree hopefully my cousin will let me print it out he better I let him loads

[lily.]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Good plan.... my hubby when though something similar. His company got taken over by Britannia and he wasnt sure if he would keep his job, be moved to Shropshire, or get paid off..... luckly he's kept it and stayed put. There was no way I would move from Bristol!

Once you are happy where you live, you don't want to move. I agree. Thing is, I suppose we would have better prospects if we lived elsewhere, but we are happy here, and don't want to move. I just hate when you don't know what's happening. In a way it's better if you at least know for definite that the place is going under, then you can be prepared for it. I hate the sense of doom that hangs over you when you don't know what's happening.

As we say up here... "his coat's hanging on a shoogly nail!"

[~Kizwiz~]

My photo printer did that to me yesterday... i went to print a pic and it come out all red :mad:
It hadnt run out as I've only just replaced it... so i just kept printing and it cleared... must have got a red bit of ink stuck in the filter :mad:

[lily.]

I have my weight watchers meeting tonight, and i am flucking dreading it!! I know it's been another horrible week. I get so annoyed at myself for making an ar5e of it!

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Stropz
I have my weight watchers meeting tonight, and i am flucking dreading it!! I know it's been another horrible week. I get so annoyed at myself for making an ar5e of it!

Dont fret.. all will be well. Just explain that its been a cr*p week! Everyone does it! You cant be good all the time or you'll end up hating food!

[lily.]

aye, this is true. Thing is, I get so buzzed when I lose every week.. even when it's just a pound. Then when I get stuck in a rut and stay the same for a wee while, or worse, GAIN, I get so rattled about it!

[jrc]

Weightwatchers? But I saw your pic on the TiBB pictures thread? Fair enough, I couldn't see much of you, but you certainly didn't look like you needed to watch your weight! Either way, just try to feel good about yourself. :wavey:

[~Kizwiz~]

You'll find that.... you lose a few and then either stick or gain... it's very frustrating!

[~Kizwiz~]

Right... am off to cook dinner..... :rolleyes:
Laters peeps :xyxwave:

[jrc]

Bye Kizwiz! :wavey:

[BigSister]

Bye Kizzy:hello:

[lily.]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Right... am off to cook dinner..... :rolleyes:
Laters peeps :xyxwave:

buh bye girl! :xyxwave:

[lily.]

Originally posted by jrc
Weightwatchers? But I saw your pic on the TiBB pictures thread? Fair enough, I couldn't see much of you, but you certainly didn't look like you needed to watch your weight! Either way, just try to feel good about yourself. :wavey:

awwww bless.. that's a sweet thing to say, and made me smile :spin: .. I don't have a fat face or anything like that. I tend to carry my weight on my butt. And, I don't tend to take pics of it, so yeah, pics can be deceiving! :laugh:

[lily.]

spose I ought to think about making dinner, or else I will have 4 hungry peeps in my house (includin myself).. later guys.. have fun! xx:xyxwave:

[jrc]

Bye Young Stropz, chat to you later! :xyxwave:

[Z]

*waves*

I know what you mean Stropz! My stomach c'est l'enorme! But my face isn't fat... I am "The Deceptor".

Muahahaaaaa.

[BigSister]

yay i got the catridge for my printer:dance:

[guttridge]

Yes max and paddy out today

[lily.]

u got it yet grut? let us know if its any good.

[Siouxsie]

chit chat anyone |?

[BigSister]

Its my cousins birthday tommorow!

[Siouxsie]

nice

[Siouxsie]

i cant sleep very well at the minute :rolleyes:

[Siouxsie]

got to go seeing as noone is here

[twinkle365]

hiya losers

[Siouxsie]

the cameras on you