What was the wierdest break up excuse given to you by a ex?

[arsenalforever]

I just wanted to know if you ever had a ex break up with you and what was the wierdest break up excuse they given you

[arsenalforever]

I just wanted to know if you ever had a ex break up with you and what was the wierdest break up excuse they given you

[karezza]

"I'm sorry, but there just isn't room in my life right now for both you and my vibrator."


:sad:

[karezza]

"I'm sorry, but there just isn't room in my life right now for both you and my vibrator."


:sad:

[arsenalforever]

"I'm sorry, but there just isn't room in my life right now for both you and my vibrator."


:sad:


:joker: thats cruel that

[arsenalforever]

"I'm sorry, but there just isn't room in my life right now for both you and my vibrator."


:sad:


:joker: thats cruel that

[Z]

"I didn't really want a relationship, I just said yes because I felt awkward saying no."

Lasted one whole week. Awkward indeed. :hugesmile:

[Z]

"I didn't really want a relationship, I just said yes because I felt awkward saying no."

Lasted one whole week. Awkward indeed. :hugesmile:

[arsenalforever]

"I didn't really want a relationship, I just said yes because I felt awkward saying no."

Lasted one whole week. Awkward indeed. :hugesmile:

Zee i feel that cause that happened to me too

[arsenalforever]

"I didn't really want a relationship, I just said yes because I felt awkward saying no."

Lasted one whole week. Awkward indeed. :hugesmile:

Zee i feel that cause that happened to me too

[Z]

It made me feel stupid; which it shouldn't, but it did, so goodness knows how she felt haha. It's gutting! Did it happen to you recently?

[Z]

It made me feel stupid; which it shouldn't, but it did, so goodness knows how she felt haha. It's gutting! Did it happen to you recently?

[Tom4784]

"I didn't really want a relationship, I just said yes because I felt awkward saying no."

Lasted one whole week. Awkward indeed. :hugesmile:

Rofl I've done that to somebody else, lasted around the same ammount of time. Only difference was that I hate dumping people so I just played the useless boyfriend routine. :laugh:

It was awkward for a while but she's a good friend of mine now. I can't really think of any weird break ups I've had. They've all been pretty much by the numbers.

[Tom4784]

"I didn't really want a relationship, I just said yes because I felt awkward saying no."

Lasted one whole week. Awkward indeed. :hugesmile:

Rofl I've done that to somebody else, lasted around the same ammount of time. Only difference was that I hate dumping people so I just played the useless boyfriend routine. :laugh:

It was awkward for a while but she's a good friend of mine now. I can't really think of any weird break ups I've had. They've all been pretty much by the numbers.

[arsenalforever]

It made me feel stupid; which it shouldn't, but it did, so goodness knows how she felt haha. It's gutting! Did it happen to you recently?

no mate probably when i was 16 but they get worse once you get into your 20's

[arsenalforever]

It made me feel stupid; which it shouldn't, but it did, so goodness knows how she felt haha. It's gutting! Did it happen to you recently?

no mate probably when i was 16 but they get worse once you get into your 20's

[Z]

It made me feel stupid; which it shouldn't, but it did, so goodness knows how she felt haha. It's gutting! Did it happen to you recently?

no mate probably when i was 16 but they get worse once you get into your 20's

I was 16 when that happened to me too; I think it's the hormones... haha.

[Z]

It made me feel stupid; which it shouldn't, but it did, so goodness knows how she felt haha. It's gutting! Did it happen to you recently?

no mate probably when i was 16 but they get worse once you get into your 20's

I was 16 when that happened to me too; I think it's the hormones... haha.

[arsenalforever]

It made me feel stupid; which it shouldn't, but it did, so goodness knows how she felt haha. It's gutting! Did it happen to you recently?

no mate probably when i was 16 but they get worse once you get into your 20's

I was 16 when that happened to me too; I think it's the hormones... haha.

yep its okay back then but once you get older hearing those things are very stupid:joker:

[arsenalforever]

It made me feel stupid; which it shouldn't, but it did, so goodness knows how she felt haha. It's gutting! Did it happen to you recently?

no mate probably when i was 16 but they get worse once you get into your 20's

I was 16 when that happened to me too; I think it's the hormones... haha.

yep its okay back then but once you get older hearing those things are very stupid:joker:

[Tom]

I've only ever been dumped once and thats because I chose to go out with my mates on valentines night rather than do something with her :joker:

[Tom]

I've only ever been dumped once and thats because I chose to go out with my mates on valentines night rather than do something with her :joker:

[Ramsay]

My cock was too big for her
ahno


Her : ''Its not you its me''
Me : ''Im just gonna stop you right there..****''

[Ramsay]

My cock was too big for her
ahno


Her : ''Its not you its me''
Me : ''Im just gonna stop you right there..****''

[*mazedsalv**]

Mycock was too big for her
ahno


Her : ''Its not you its me''
Me : ''Im just gonna stop you right there..****''

LOL, hate that phrase. Next time say "Its not me, its you.... your pissing me off!"

[Tom]

Mycock was too big for her
ahno


Her : ''Its not you its me''
Me : ''Im just gonna stop you right there..****''

LOL, hate that phrase. Next time say "Its not me, its you.... your pissing me off!"

I used that once. The slap hurt :cloud:

[arsenalforever]

Mycock was too big for her
ahno


Her : ''Its not you its me''
Me : ''Im just gonna stop you right there..****''

LOL, hate that phrase. Next time say "Its not me, its you.... your pissing me off!"

I used that once. The slap hurt :cloud:

its a rubbish way to break up with someone

it means your boring or she/he wants someone else but don't want to say it cause it makes them look bad

[Princess]

I've only ever had one boyfriend and I dumped him. Basically I was bored but I said something like 'I'm not ready for a relationship right now',I was only 16!

[arsenalforever]

I've only ever had one boyfriend and I dumped him. Basically I was bored but I said something like 'I'm not ready for a relationship right now',I was only 16!

thats okay when your 16 but yeah i heard that line from girls who came on to me but next day have a quick change of mind and all of a sudden go onto another guy:bored:

[Tom]

Mycock was too big for her
ahno


Her : ''Its not you its me''
Me : ''Im just gonna stop you right there..****''

LOL, hate that phrase. Next time say "Its not me, its you.... your pissing me off!"

I used that once. The slap hurt :cloud:

its a rubbish way to break up with someone

it means your boring or she/he wants someone else but don't want to say it cause it makes them look bad

I've never used its not you its me, but I have used its not me its you

[GypsyGoth]

After I found out a boyfriend cheated on me he siad I wasn't mature enough.

[arsenalforever]

After I found out a boyfriend cheated on me he siad I wasn't mature enough.

Claudia i think he's a fool to say your immature cause you seem very mature to me

[GypsyGoth]

After I found out a boyfriend cheated on me he siad I wasn't mature enough.

Claudia i think he's a fool to say your immature cause you seem very mature to me

Thank you, but I do have my moments when I can be petty and childish.

[arsenalforever]

After I found out a boyfriend cheated on me he siad I wasn't mature enough.

Claudia i think he's a fool to say your immature cause you seem very mature to me

Thank you, but I do have my moments when I can be petty and childish.


we all have them Claudia sadly its a part of life

[Beso]

Your cocks to small.

whic was untrue cause it's 304 inches solid.

[Beso]

edit...3.04

:blush2:

[arsenalforever]

Your cocks to small.

whic was untrue cause it's 304 inches solid.


:joker: damn it must have pleased her beforehand