The Perfect Woman.

[30stone]

They survey discovered that this is what makes up the ideal woman. Do you agree? What would be on your list? And ladies, do men have too high expectations for us to live up to? Or are their requests reasonable?

The perfect woman (according to the male readers of Ukdating.com)

1. Blue eyes
2. Long blonde hair
3. Occasionally wears glasses
4. Five feet eight inches tall
5. Weighs around 9.5 stones
6. A size 12
7. Good in bed
8. Earns less than $52,000 a year
10. Very good looking
12. Wacky personality
13. Rents a house or flat
14. Optimistic
15. Owns a Ford Ka or Mazda MX5
16. Nurse or PR Executive
17. No children
18. Drinks occasionally
19. Loves clubbing
20. Non-smoker

Just looking up the perfect woman lol and this came up, how many of these 20 apply to you with what you look for in a woman.

[Chantel]

You men want too much :joker:

[Locke.]

17. No children
20. Non-smoker


Only ones on that list I'd think about putting on one if I did one.

[King Gizzard]

Quite alot of them are wrong for me

but the non-smoker is a must

[InOne]

http://thisisdiversity.com/img/umedia/663/Image/elisha-cuthbert.jpg

I'm sure there is plenty of debate lol I like girls with dark hair.

[BBUK4LYFE]

http://thisisdiversity.com/img/umedia/663/image/elisha-cuthbert.jpg

this

[BBUK4LYFE]

7. Good in bed
10. Very good looking
17. No children
20. Non-smoker



Pretty much this off the list. I'm attracted to all kinds of women. I don't particularly have a type.

[Brad.]

Blue eyes
Short blond hair
5ft 10
Size 10
Non-smoker

They are the 5 most important things to look for in a woman (other than the obvious)

[Stephanie]

lmfao.

[BBUK4LYFE]

I don't like short women. You have to be around 5'8 for me to be interested.

[30stone]

If were talking absolute perfect woman in every way for me then..

3) Occasionally wears glasses
10) Very good looking
12) Wacky personality
14) Optimistic
17) No Children
18) Drinks occasionally (just because i would hate to drink and she never drink)
20) Non-smoker

They are the main ones.
But 5 foot 8 is okay but i prefer 5 foot - 5 foot 5 best.
Don't really mind with hair colour.
Bright eyes no matter what colour are great.
Weights less than 9.5 stone and is size 6 - 10.
Has a job helps a lot, and having a car i would like.

[BBUK4LYFE]

Oh yeah. I totally forgot, you can't be over weight.

[30stone]

Oh yeah. I totally forgot, you can't be over weight.



:thumbs:

I am SO picky its ridiculous lol.

[Brad.]

Tall women are generally much nicer. Ben just doesn't like the tall ones because he's short :p

[Stephanie]

i have
1. Blue eyes.............brown eyes
2. Long blonde hair...........medium curly brown hair
3. Occasionally wears glasses.........i wear glasses
4. Five feet eight inches tall........i'm 5'10
5. Weighs around 9.5 stones.........i weight alot more :L
6. A size 12............yep [overweight for my age]
7. Good in bed.............LMAO. idk
8. Earns less than $52,000 a year..........nothing
10. Very good looking...........nah
12. Wacky personality............yep
13. Rents a house or flat..........nah
14. Optimistic...........nah
15. Owns a Ford Ka or Mazda MX5..........nah
16. Nurse or PR Executive.........nah
17. No children..........I LOVE KIDS
18. Drinks occasionally............alot
19. Loves clubbing............yesssssss
20. Non-smoker...........no

for some reason i don't think i will be a mans perfect women when i'm older.

[InOne]

i have
1. Blue eyes.............brown eyes
2. Long blonde hair...........medium curly brown hair
3. Occasionally wears glasses.........i wear glasses
4. Five feet eight inches tall........i'm 5'10
5. Weighs around 9.5 stones.........i weight alot more :L
6. A size 12............yep [overweight for my age]
7. Good in bed.............LMAO. idk
8. Earns less than $52,000 a year..........nothing
10. Very good looking...........nah
12. Wacky personality............yep
13. Rents a house or flat..........nah
14. Optimistic...........nah
15. Owns a Ford Ka or Mazda MX5..........nah
16. Nurse or PR Executive.........nah
17. No children..........I LOVE KIDS
18. Drinks occasionally............alot
19. Loves clubbing............yesssssss
20. Non-smoker...........no

for some reason i don't think i will be a mans perfect women when i'm older.

Don't be so hard on yourself...

[Stephanie]

don't be so hard on yourself...
lol.

[InOne]

lol.

;)

[King Gizzard]

for me.. laura white or alesha dixon

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/galleries/showbiz/britnoms2/laura-white-286x400.jpg

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/6569/aleshadixondt1.jpg

[arsenalforever]

someone who can i can relate too on a smart and sexy way

[30stone]

Laura whites to big for me.

Ashley Tisdale
http://s3.amazonaws.com/images.nachofoto.com/b-Ashley-Tisdale-Guilt-4e5490c944bd.jpeg

Vanessa Hudgens
http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/news/bct/wp-content/blogs.dir/3/files/2008/08/wk_of_0810/vanessa_hudgens_11.jpg

Mila Kunis
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/2/20652/16_2008/MilaKunis_Theo_15729745_Max.jpg

Frankie Sandford
http://i36.tinypic.com/t4z6fk.jpg

Can't think of anymore, but a nice stomach and nice eyes and skin is amazing.

[BBUK4LYFE]

for me.. laura white or alesha dixon

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/galleries/showbiz/britnoms2/laura-white-286x400.jpg

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/6569/aleshadixondt1.jpg
Top one, nah. The bottom one could get it tho.

[Christina]

Only about 5 of them lol :(

[Scarlett.]

Important qualities in a woman for me;
1. Speaks their mind
2. Funny
3. Has a bossy personality (not overly bossy though xD)

[MassiveTruck]

They survey discovered that this is what makes up the ideal woman. Do you agree? What would be on your list? And ladies, do men have too high expectations for us to live up to? Or are their requests reasonable?

The perfect woman (according to the male readers of Ukdating.com)

1. Blue eyes
2. Long blonde hair
3. Occasionally wears glasses
4. Five feet eight inches tall
5. Weighs around 9.5 stones
6. A size 12
7. Good in bed
8. Earns less than $52,000 a year
10. Very good looking
12. Wacky personality
13. Rents a house or flat
14. Optimistic
15. Owns a Ford Ka or Mazda MX5
16. Nurse or PR Executive
17. No children
18. Drinks occasionally
19. Loves clubbing
20. Non-smoker

Just looking up the perfect woman lol and this came up, how many of these 20 apply to you with what you look for in a woman.

I wouldn't mind some, some definitely and some definitely not.

1. Blue eyes - MAYBE
2. Long blonde hair - MAYBE
3. Occasionally wears glasses - YES
4. Five feet eight inches tall - MAYBE
5. Weighs around 9.5 stones - MAYBE
6. A size 12 - MAYBE
7. Good in bed - MAYBE
8. Earns less than $52,000 a year - MAYBE
10. Very good looking - MAYBE
12. Wacky personality - MAYBE
13. Rents a house or flat - MAYBE
14. Optimistic - MAYBE
15. Owns a Ford Ka or Mazda MX5 - MAYBE
16. Nurse or PR Executive - MAYBE
17. No children - MAYBE
18. Drinks occasionally - YES
19. Loves clubbing - NO
20. Non-smoker - YES

[30stone]

Only about 5 of them lol :(

So christina what do you look for in a woman?

[Christina]

So christina what do you look for in a woman?

Benjamin :nono:

[arsenalforever]

So christina what do you look for in a woman?

A big massive cock:joker:

[30stone]

Benjamin :nono:



Which 5 are you on that list then?

[arsenalforever]

Ben do you think women love the muscle's and do you think women are put off?

In my case some hate it

[30stone]

Um generally they like it like the vast majority, a few dont a few like skinny guys, this is girls irl not on the forums lol.

Obviously if i was huge it would put a lot more girls off but im not that big, so they tend to like it.

[arsenalforever]

Um generally they like it like the vast majority, a few dont a few like skinny guys, this is girls irl not on the forums lol.

Obviously if i was huge it would put a lot more girls off but im not that big, so they tend to like it.

Yeah My mate is huge but he rarely gets girls
He's a great guy but the muscles put the girls off

[Deirdre]

Picky much?!

The perfect guy for me would be
1. Funny
2. Tanned
3. 6 pack
4. Earns quite a lot of money
5. Brown Eyes
6. Gorgeous house
7. Is nice
8. Optimistic
9. Pays attention
10. Tall
11. Loves kids
12. No glasses
13. Adventurous
14. Very attractive

I don't ask for much! :P

[Christina]

Which 5 are you on that list then?

6. A size 12 [Hopefully a size 10 soon :D ]
12. Wacky personality
17. No children
18. Drinks occasionally
20. Non-smoker

[arsenalforever]

Picky much?!

The perfect guy for me would be
1. Funny
2. Tanned
3. 6 pack
4. Earns quite a lot of money
5. Brown Eyes
6. Gorgeous house
7. Is nice
8. Optimistic
9. Pays attention
10. Tall
11. Loves kids
12. No glasses
13. Adventurous
14. Very attractive

I don't ask for much! :P

i send George Clooney around to you so:joker:

[arsenalforever]

6. A size 12 [Hopefully a size 10 soon :D ]
12. Wacky personality
17. No children
18. Drinks occasionally
20. Non-smoker

sure you find guys like that anywhere thats not picky

[Christina]

sure you find guys like that anywhere thats not picky

Lool, no that's what i am off that list Ben gave. Not sure how much i weigh so i couldn't do the weight one. I may do my guy list soon :P

[InOne]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yO56UD47pnA/SgcKq60EGuI/AAAAAAAAYUg/QHwyHqRlYu0/s400/2-nelly-furtado-400a061107.jpg


http://www.latinopundit.com/latino/latinoimages/jlo.jpg


http://www.evalongoriasworld.com/eva-longoria-gallery/eva-longoria-pictures-07.jpg


Quite like spicy latinas!

[arsenalforever]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yO56UD47pnA/SgcKq60EGuI/AAAAAAAAYUg/QHwyHqRlYu0/s400/2-nelly-furtado-400a061107.jpg


http://www.latinopundit.com/latino/latinoimages/jlo.jpg


http://www.evalongoriasworld.com/eva-longoria-gallery/eva-longoria-pictures-07.jpg


Quite like spicy latinas!

Nelly improved a lot once she got older

[InOne]

Yeah deffo. I loved the new hot Nelly!

[arsenalforever]

Lool, no that's what i am off that list Ben gave. Not sure how much i weigh so i couldn't do the weight one. I may do my guy list soon :P

Oh sorry:joker:

[Christina]

Oh sorry:joker:

Lmao! Do guys have size 12's then haha!

[Princess]

I am...

1. Blue eyes-Brown
2. Long blonde hair-Long brown lol
3. Occasionally wears glasses-All the time!
4. Five feet eight inches tall-5"7,so close :P
5. Weighs around 9.5 stones-9 stone
6. A size 12-Size 8
7. Good in bed-I wouldn't have a clue haha
8. Earns less than $52,000 a year-I earn nothing lol
10. Very good looking-Pfft
12. Wacky personality-Yes!
13. Rents a house or flat-no...
14. Optimistic-Yes
15. Owns a Ford Ka or Mazda MX5-No,lol
16. Nurse or PR Executive-Student nurse!
17. No children-Well not right now but want them
18. Drinks occasionally-Yes
19. Loves clubbing-Eh,its alright
20. Non-smoker-Yes

[Novo]

The perfect woman is bassicaly Natalie Portman

[InOne]

I am...

1. Blue eyes-Brown
2. Long blonde hair-Long brown lol
3. Occasionally wears glasses-All the time!
4. Five feet eight inches tall-5"7,so close :P
5. Weighs around 9.5 stones-9 stone
6. A size 12-Size 8
7. Good in bed-I wouldn't have a clue haha
8. Earns less than $52,000 a year-I earn nothing lol
10. Very good looking-Pfft
12. Wacky personality-Yes!
13. Rents a house or flat-no...
14. Optimistic-Yes
15. Owns a Ford Ka or Mazda MX5-No,lol
16. Nurse or PR Executive-Student nurse!
17. No children-Well not right now but want them
18. Drinks occasionally-Yes
19. Loves clubbing-Eh,its alright
20. Non-smoker-Yes

I saw your pics in that other thread. You're really pretty.

[arsenalforever]

Lmao! Do guys have size 12's then haha!

Wouldn't be surprised today:joker:

i just love women myself who look good and aren't dumb
i'm not too picky to be honest:joker:

[Christina]

Wouldn't be surprised today:joker:

i just love women myself who look good and aren't dumb
i'm not too picky to be honest:joker:

Lool!

Fair enough, wouldn't exactly like a dumb 'dumb' guy myself haha! :laugh:

[arsenalforever]

Lool!

Fair enough, wouldn't exactly like a dumb 'dumb' guy myself haha! :laugh:

I've been with plenty of women and have seen bad habits up close but as long as they know there name:joker: and look good i'm happy.

nightclubs are a bad way to meet women in my experience anyway

[arsenalforever]

I saw your pics in that other thread. You're really pretty.

she is but is sadly taken:bawling:

[Princess]

I saw your pics in that other thread. You're really pretty.

Aww *blushes* thanks

[arsenalforever]

Aww *blushes* thanks

your Boyfriend is a lucky man

[InOne]

she is but is sadly taken:bawling:

:bawling:

[Enid]

Perfect woman for what though? I'm sure that criteria is for men not wanting to settle down.

[Tom]

Yes. The perfect woman. And here she is

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/l/scarlet_tv_launch_2_010508/holly_willoughby_1846218.jpg

[arsenalforever]

Perfect woman for what though? I'm sure that criteria is for men not wanting to settle down.

Oh Enid your just pperfect:joker:

but seriously yep i think guys are either too picky or afraid to settle down

[30stone]

Wouldn't be surprised today:joker:

i just love women myself who look good and aren't dumb
i'm not too picky to be honest:joker:


Im the opposite lol.
I like dumb girls, well book - smart, but low common sence, i find it so cute lol.

[arsenalforever]

Im the opposite lol.
I like dumb girls, well book - smart, but low common sence, i find it so cute lol.

I can't stand a girl who isn't well read or hasn't a opinon
i love girls who push me

[Enid]

Oh Enid your just pperfect:joker:

but seriously yep i think guys are either too picky or afraid to settle down
Nah, any man that gets with me would need the patience of an angel. :P

[arsenalforever]

Nah, any man that gets with me would need the patience of an angel. :P

thats what i love in my women:joker:

Seriously do you make 'em work for your love or are you someone who falls head over heels in love at first sight?

[Tom]

If I'm honest all I want is someone who is fit and good in bed

[arsenalforever]

If I'm honest all I want is someone who is fit and good in bed

So you don't care if there Dumb or a physco then?:joker:

[Z]

http://www.bollywoodhott.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/freida-pinto-gallery-1.jpg

[Princess]

your Boyfriend is a lucky man

The one who doesn't exist? LOL!

[Tom]

So you don't care if there Dumb or a physco then?:joker:

I've already been with 2 psychos in the last year so it would just be another day in the office (and no that isn't a euphemism)

[InOne]

The one who doesn't exist? LOL!

Haha, I thought you'd be taken.

[arsenalforever]

The one who doesn't exist? LOL!

i taught you had a fella:joker:

[Princess]

Haha, I thought you'd be taken.

Lol why??

[arsenalforever]

I've already been with 2 psychos in the last year so it would just be another day in the office (and no that isn't a euphemism)

Damn Tom you nedd to find yourself a sweet angel who's great in bed:joker:

[arsenalforever]

Lol why??

I think it was you or MiuMiu talking about your Bf a couple of nights ago
i must got you two mixed up:joker:

[Enid]

thats what i love in my women:joker:

Seriously do you make 'em work for your love or are you someone who falls head over heels in love at first sight?
I'm quite the stuck up bitch, actually. I test my men. I need to know they are worthy first. I don't believe in love at first sight.

[InOne]

Lol why??

I dunno, you are good looking and all that!!!

[Princess]

Ahh right! Must have been MiuMiu.

Aww thanks InOne!

Nah happy and single :P Only men in my life are my boys and my gay friends!

[InOne]

Ahh right! Must have been MiuMiu.

Aww thanks InOne!

Nah happy and single :P Only men in my life are my boys and my gay friends!

Yep Single is the best. No drama!

[arsenalforever]

I'm quite the stuck up bitch, actually. I test my men. I need to know they are worthy first. I don't believe in love at first sight.

Sometimes it's all or nothing with me which is a bad thing
but sometimes its a fancy having her for a night and its a bit mean but i have the urges:joker:

Thats a good way Enid make 'em work:joker:

[30stone]

Singles not best..
Wish i was in a relationship )=

[Princess]

Yep Single is the best. No drama!

Exactly!!

[arsenalforever]

Ahh right! Must have been MiuMiu.

Aww thanks InOne!

Nah happy and single :P Only men in my life are my boys and my gay friends!

I've seen your photo's you are very cute

[Z]

I find Latina/other naturally tanned women far more attractive than the blonde hair blue eyed stereotype. Prefer dark eyes to light eyes, dark hair to light hair. I find foreign women sexy.

And I agree with Ben, I wish I was in a relationship, single is only good if you're not caring about relationships at all - which I wasn't until recently. Pah.

[InOne]

Singles not best..
Wish i was in a relationship )=

I think i'm just a bit of a loner lol

[arsenalforever]

Exactly!!

No sex are you two crazy:joker:
i'm sorry i need some loving everyday

[arsenalforever]

Singles not best..
Wish i was in a relationship )=

they are great if you find the right one Ben

[Enid]

Sometimes it's all or nothing with me which is a bad thing
but sometimes its a fancy having her for a night and its a bit mean but i have the urges:joker:

Thats a good way Enid make 'em work:joker:
Can't blame ya. It's so much easier for men to get away with indulging without being judged. When I was single (and seeing about 3 different men a month... at the same workplace) all the women hated me and I got labelled everything under the sun. It wasn't very nice... but... I had urges, lol.

[arsenalforever]

Can't blame ya. It's so much easier for men to get away with indulging without being judged. When I was single (and seeing about 3 different men a month... at the same workplace) all the women hated me and I got labelled everything under the sun. It wasn't very nice... but... I had urges, lol.

i used to have sex with Married women,Girls who had Boyfriends and you get the whole you should be ashamed but i said they didn't disagree to it so hate all you want:joker:

[BBUK4LYFE]

4. Earns quite a lot of money


Gold digger. http://i37.tinypic.com/2vdo7ef.gif

[Princess]

No sex are you two crazy:joker:
i'm sorry i need some loving everyday

Can't miss what you've never had,well you can lol but whatever *runs away* :P

[arsenalforever]

Can't miss what you've never had,well you can lol but whatever *runs away* :P

NO man would never say no to you Pricess
but its probably hard for you to go out

[Princess]

NO man would never say no to you Pricess
but its probably hard for you to go out

What being so poor and living so far away you mean? Lol! I go out a bit,damn Dublin is so expensieve!

[Enid]

Believe me, even if you are the most hideous woman on the planet, SOMEONE will bone you.

(sorry, that probably sounds really nasty, but it is bloody true lol)

[arsenalforever]

What being so poor and living so far away you mean? Lol! I go out a bit,damn Dublin is so expensieve!

No i taught you had Kids not that your poor or live far away:joker:

dublin is expensive

your probably too good looking and men feel scared to go up to you

[arsenalforever]

Believe me, even if you are the most hideous woman on the planet, SOMEONE will bone you.

(sorry, that probably sounds really nasty, but it is bloody true lol)

i wouldn't :joker:
but i think after a few drinks guys would bone anything i agree Enid

[Enid]

i wouldn't :joker:
but i think after a few drinks guys would bone anything i agree Enid
A hole is a hole.

[Princess]

No i taught you had Kids not that your poor or live far away:joker:

dublin is expensive

your probably too good looking and men feel scared to go up to you

You had I had kids???? I'm 19! And a virgin lmfao!!!!

[arsenalforever]

You had I had kids???? I'm 19! And a virgin lmfao!!!!

Damn i'm diging my grave here:joker:
i taught you mentioned Kids a while back

[arsenalforever]

A hole is a hole.

for most guys it is:joker:

[Princess]

Damn i'm diging my grave here:joker:
i taught you mentioned Kids a while back

If I mentioned 'my boys' I was talking about Take That :P

[BBUK4LYFE]

If you look like any of these girls, you are fine in my book.http://i35.tinypic.com/25inlhi.gif

http://i36.tinypic.com/2n6i2xc.jpg

http://i38.tinypic.com/2qm2s5g.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/2dik07l.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/16jep34.gif

[arsenalforever]

If I mentioned 'my boys' I was talking about Take That :P

Oh okay sorry:joker:

your only 19 you've got plenty of time to find men

[Christina]

If you look like any of these girls, you are fine in my book.http://i35.tinypic.com/25inlhi.gif

http://i36.tinypic.com/2n6i2xc.jpg

http://i38.tinypic.com/2qm2s5g.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/2dik07l.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/16jep34.gif

Aw Lauren London is so pretty! Have you seen ATL??

[Enid]

Nah I don't look like any of them.

[arsenalforever]

stop Dreaming those girls could be crap in bed

[30stone]

they are great if you find the right one Ben

Great as long as your happy with who your with.
Just having someone there is a nice feeling lol.

[arsenalforever]

Great as long as your happy with who your with.
Just having someone there is a nice feeling lol.

Ben you find someone don't just rush it for the sake of things

[BBUK4LYFE]

Aw Lauren London is so pretty! Have you seen ATL??

Yeah, thats how I first found out about her.

That movie was pretty awful tho. TI should stick to rapping.

[30stone]

Ohhh no of course not, but i think the best time in a relationship is getting to know someone and the first couple of months.
Obviously if they are the right you will know to stay with em or not after that.

I love the first week or so when you've just met somone and you know you like eachother lol.

[arsenalforever]

Ohhh no of course not, but i think the best time in a relationship is getting to know someone and the first couple of months.
Obviously if they are the right you will know to stay with em or not after that.

I love the first week or so when you've just met somone and you know you like eachother lol.

i think you know from the first look that she's the one

[Christina]

Yeah, thats how I first found out about her.

That movie was pretty awful tho. TI should stick to rapping.

Loool oh it was cuteee! <3
She's preggaz with Lil Wayne's baby now lol.

[arsenalforever]

Loool oh it was cuteee! <3
She's preggaz with Lil Wayne's baby now lol.

he's ugly bastard but he's got some Tunes:joker:

[Enid]

Lil Wayne? Guy with the grills? I find him attractive... somehow. :S

[arsenalforever]

Lil Wayne? Guy with the grills? I find him attractive... somehow. :S

Really:joker: maybe its his money or his gold teeth

[Stephanie]

i love moneyy.

[Enid]

Really:joker: maybe its his money or his gold teeth
Nah it's not. It's probably his tattoos actually. I go weak in the knees for guys with tattoos.

[Christina]

Lol yep him :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANnvwlGtSNk

[arsenalforever]

i love moneyy.

so do i:joker:

[BBUK4LYFE]

She's preggaz with Lil Wayne's baby now lol.

Yeah, I know. :(

She had the baby 2 weeks ago.

[Stephanie]

i love sitting in my room with loads of notes.

[arsenalforever]

Nah it's not. It's probably his tattoos actually. I go weak in the knees for guys with tattoos.

i hate tattoos

but he's done some great tunes

[arsenalforever]

Yeah, I know. :(

She had the baby 2 weeks ago.

Was it a little wanye:joker:

[Christina]

Yeah, I know. :(

She had the baby 2 weeks ago.

Ohh bless.. i wanna see him/her :hugesmile:

[BBUK4LYFE]

Lil Wayne? Guy with the grills? I find him attractive... somehow. :S

My God.

This dude? :conf:

http://i35.tinypic.com/2hej1ox.jpg

[Enid]

i hate tattoos

but he's done some great tunes
He's alright I suppose. I don't care for that type of music tbh. His collaboration with M.I.A was epic though.

[Christina]

My God.

This dude? :conf:

http://i35.tinypic.com/2hej1ox.jpg Not quite sure what Lauren was thinking.. :conf:

[Enid]

My God.

This dude? :conf:

http://i35.tinypic.com/2hej1ox.jpg
Uhh yeah. You deliberately found the least flattering pic of him, didn't you? :laugh:

[arsenalforever]

He's alright I suppose. I don't care for that type of music tbh. His collaboration with M.I.A was epic though.

M.I.A she's huge in Amercia but in Britain she's more of a cult star

[arsenalforever]

Not quite sure what Lauren was thinking.. :conf:

he must be good at something

[Christina]

he must be good at something

LOL! Even so.. bit scary. And i swear he just left her.. despite her being pregaz with his baby?? Or did he not?

[Enid]

Wouldn't surprise me... >.>

[arsenalforever]

Jay z is the only rapper with any self respect
and he's a cool mutha****er

[Christina]

Bloody Jay Z lol!

[BBUK4LYFE]

Uhh yeah. You deliberately found the least flattering pic of him, didn't you? :laugh:
Yeah, but it wasn't that hard to find. ;)

[arsenalforever]

Bloody Jay Z lol!

Not like him Christina?

[BBUK4LYFE]

LOL! Even so.. bit scary. And i swear he just left her.. despite her being pregaz with his baby?? Or did he not?

Lil wayne has like 10 kids, all for different women. Lauren wasn't his girlfriend or anything like that.

[30stone]

i think you know from the first look that she's the one



Nah you can always tell who your gunna like.
But like i find out someone smokes then it puts me off.
Or Drugs or somthing..

Though id say 2nd time you meet them you make up your mind that you would like to be with them lol or at least see them more often.

[Christina]

Not like him Christina?

Well i'll be honest.. i do like his music yeah.
But i have a reason to dislike him.. you will all think it's weird but it's something been going around for a long time now.. will probably seem very realistic if you are religious but total crap if you're not haha.

[Christina]

Lil wayne has like 10 kids, all for different women. Lauren wasn't his girlfriend or anything like that.

Yeah i heard that.. wow he sure gets around lol.

[arsenalforever]

10 kids damn thats getting around he's like a sperm donor:joker:

[arsenalforever]

Well i'll be honest.. i do like his music yeah.
But i have a reason to dislike him.. you will all think it's weird but it's something been going around for a long time now.. will probably seem very realistic if you are religious but total crap if you're not haha.

tell us Christina you build it up now?:joker:

[Enid]

Suddenly any attraction I had for him has disappeared.

[arsenalforever]

Suddenly any attraction I had for him has disappeared.

you can add another Wanye to the line:joker:

[Christina]

tell us Christina you build it up now?:joker:

Well i'm a Christian so obviously this freaked me out quite a lot.. can't really explain it so it's probably best to watch this vid [warning it can be quite scary for some] .. i found the bit where they reversed his song scariest.. couldn't beleive it tbh :\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4bj8vpFHtU

[Enid]

Interesting, but... it doesn't mean anything. :)

[Ross]

The perfect woman would have 10 vagina's.

[arsenalforever]

Well i'm a Christian so obviously this freaked me out quite a lot.. can't really explain it so it's probably best to watch this vid [warning it can be quite scary for some] .. i found the bit where they reversed his song scariest.. couldn't beleive it tbh :\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4bj8vpFHtU

oh christina it means nothing:joker:

he's the man and if he was the devil i still dig him

[Christina]

But the 'murder, murder Jesus' bit is well scary :(

[Enid]

I thought Jesus was already dead? Hmmm.... *scratches head*

[Christina]

Loool but still :P
That was a really clear message :(

[arsenalforever]

But the 'murder, murder Jesus' bit is well scary :(

Nah Beyonce would have dumped him

[arsenalforever]

I thought Jesus was already dead? Hmmm.... *scratches head*

No he's hanging with Gadhi and John lennon in the pub down my way

[Enid]

No he's hanging with Gadhi and John lennon in the pub down my way
I bet they're all getting high as well. Lets join 'em!

[30stone]

Loool but still :P
That was a really clear message :(


Your my Perfect Woman <3

[Christina]

Your my Perfect Woman <3

Lool, i'm not.

But aww thanks :hugesmile::blush:

[Ross]

ben shes underage behave please

[arsenalforever]

Lool, i'm not.

But aww thanks :hugesmile::blush:

your only 16 ain't you Christina/

shame on you Ben:joker:

but she's hot

[Christina]

ben shes underage behave please

Lool i'm 17 in a couple of months :P

[arsenalforever]

Lool i'm 17 in a couple of months :P

Ben's a old man

but your cute Christina

[Ross]

Lool i'm 17 in a couple of months :P

oh yeah i forgot

......ben, continue :dance:

[Christina]

your only 16 ain't you Christina/

shame on you Ben:joker:

but she's hot

Lool!

Aw thanks :D haha!

[BBUK4LYFE]

Well i'm a Christian so obviously this freaked me out quite a lot.. can't really explain it so it's probably best to watch this vid [warning it can be quite scary for some] .. i found the bit where they reversed his song scariest.. couldn't beleive it tbh :\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4bj8vpFHtU

That is pretty scary. I created a thread about this a few weeks ago, but no one seemed to care.

[30stone]

A few months christina? your far from 17.

like 7 months.
We share the same birthday.. Its fate. <3

[Christina]

oh yeah i forgot

......ben, continue :dance:

Lool, no it's fine. I don't mind you putting him in his place :spin:

[Christina]

A few months christina? your far from 17.

like 7 months.
We share the same birthday.. Its fate. <3

6 months isn't long :(
Spoiling my fun and lool :P

[Ross]

Lool, no it's fine. I don't mind you putting him in his place :spin:

would you rather someone senstive and caring like me christina?
or a bad boy like ben? :hugesmile:

[Christina]

That is pretty scary. I created a thread about this a few weeks ago, but no one seemed to care.

Omg i would D:
And yeah that proper scared me.

[Christina]

would you rather someone senstive and caring like me christina?
or a bad boy like ben? :hugesmile:

Lol, i'll pick you over Ben, Ross! :blush:

[30stone]

I am sensitive and caring, im the full package... but have a small penis.. LOL

[Ross]

ben why do you keep saying you have a small dick lol?

[Christina]

I am sensitive and caring, im the full package... but have a small penis.. LOL

LOOL.. i doubt alot of girls would wanna hear that Ben :laugh:

[30stone]

LOL.

I dont KEEP saying it i have said it a few times.
I just find it funny, as most men brag about size, im average but i dont really care lol.

As long as i enjoy it it doesnt matter.

[Ross]

hey i dont brag!!

[Christina]

Ross.. always bragging :P
Lool jokes!

[Ross]

Ross.. always bragging :P
Lool jokes!

bitch :(
i'm not bragging when it's the truth? there's a difference. where as ben is average and that's good. i'm bigger than average which is also good :joker:

[arsenalforever]

Ross i love to brag and its pretty big:joker:

[Christina]

bitch :(
i'm not bragging when it's the truth? there's a difference. where as ben is average and that's good. i'm bigger than average which is also good :joker:

Lool, oh i'm sure Ben loves that :P haha!

[Ross]

Ross i love to brag and its pretty big:joker:

not as big as me mr.forever!

[arsenalforever]

not as big as me mr.forever!

i think we should get the rulers out right now:joker:

[Enid]

Well if you're gonna do it, make sure you post pics. You know.. for proof. :D

[King Gizzard]

:cool:

[arsenalforever]

Well if you're gonna do it, make sure you post pics. You know.. for proof. :D


i would need to take two cause its very long:joker:

[Enid]

i would need to take two cause its very long:joker:
Do it. :P

[Ross]

i have no problem doing it live on webcam or posting pics ;) but i'm sure arsenal would not do that..... so i guess i win and i'm the biggest?

[arsenalforever]

i have no problem doing it live on webcam or posting pics ;) but i'm sure arsenal would not do that..... so i guess i win and i'm the biggest?

i don't want you to go to bed speechless at the size Ross:joker:

[Ross]

trust me, i never back down to a challenge and i'm pretty sure if i showed someone they could defend me and tell you i'm big :P

[King Gizzard]

http://www.curvystyle.com/Crystal.jpg

body to die for.

[Stephanie]

:joker:

[Ross]

arsenal is scared :P

[King Gizzard]

Someone sent me this penis smiley the other day, its in 3 parts

i couldn't stop laughing

[Ross]

lmao ew a penis in 3 parts.
1 whole please

[King Gizzard]

It is whole, its just broke down in to 3 different bits that you have to put together lol

[Stephanie]

lmfao.

[Stephanie]

It is whole, its just broke down in to 3 different bits that you have to put together lol
you loved it.

[Ross]

LMAO
um show me on msn nate

[King Gizzard]

Stef I'm sending it to you

[arsenalforever]

arsenal is scared :P

I send you a picture:joker:

[Stephanie]

Stef I'm sending it to you
:joker:

[Ross]

I send you a picture:joker:

I dare you.
pm me your msn then?

I think you're chicken :hugesmile:

[Stephanie]

I dare you.
pm me your msn then?

I think you're chicken :hugesmile:
what's he sending to you?

[King Gizzard]

what's he sending to you?


http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/1547/11720720.JPG

[Ross]

He didn't send me it people :P I'm still waiting??? chicken?

[King Gizzard]

that picture i put counts for two things then lol!

[GypsyGoth]

that picture i put counts for two things then lol!

:laugh2: You're on form tonight.

[Stephanie]

:joker:

[arsenalforever]

My Gf is the perfect woman

[Ross]

oh hey arsenal. still no sign of the pic? ;P

[arsenalforever]

oh hey arsenal. still no sign of the pic? ;P

your not a woman ross i would gadly then:joker:

Ross trust me its big enough and it s kept a few women happy:joker:

[Ross]

all words you are! :hugesmile:

[arsenalforever]

all words you are! :hugesmile:

words never just not stupid enough to put me cock up on screen thats all:hugesmile:

[Stephanie]

:joker:

[Stephanie]

hey steve, can i have a pic.

[arsenalforever]

hey steve, can i have a pic.

of course Darlin:joker:
but i don't want to be attrested for child abuse:joker:

[Stephanie]

of course darlin:joker:
But i don't want to be attrested for child abuse:joker:
lmao.

[Ross]

Steph, a while back Arneldo did a game "A Shot At Love With Ross" haha.

Here was the promo shot, it's meeeeeeee...

http://i35.tinypic.com/35dahkl.jpg

[arsenalforever]

Steph, a while back Arneldo did a game "A Shot At Love With Ross" haha.

Here was the promo shot, it's meeeeeeee...

http://i35.tinypic.com/35dahkl.jpg

:joker:

[Ross]

It was to prove I'm a devil haha. Taz

[Stephanie]

:joker:
i want a shot at love with ross.

[arsenalforever]

:joker:
i want a shot at love with ross.

Do you like what you see Stef?

[Ross]

Lol my package see :wink:

[arsenalforever]

It was to prove I'm a devil haha. Taz

or that you've got small pecker:joker:

only joking:joker:

[Stephanie]

Do you like what you see Stef?
oh yes, i love what i see. :hugesmile:

[arsenalforever]

oh yes, i love what i see. :hugesmile:

oh thats sweet stef i think ross will go off and wank now:joker:

[Stephanie]

oh thats sweet stef i think ross will go off and wank now:joker:
:joker:

[Ross]

or that you've got small pecker:joker:

only joking:joker:

when it's soft it doesn't really show off the size. it's when it's rock hard and standing to attention you better start worrying then ;)

my package is big, i think anyway. you can deny it all you want :P

[Stephanie]

you might poke an eye out.

[arsenalforever]

when it's soft it doesn't really show off the size. it's when it's rock hard and standing to attention you better start worrying then ;)

my package is big, i think anyway. you can deny it all you want :P

not my thing to rate a guys knob i trust you Ross:joker:

[Stephanie]

not my thing to rate a guys knob i trust you Ross:joker:
you rated mine earlier/

[arsenalforever]

you might poke an eye out.

stef would you like to touch it:joker:

[Stephanie]

stef would you like to touch it:joker:
obviously, i would do alot of other stuff with it aswell.
:joker:

[arsenalforever]

you rated mine earlier/

well yes that was a blinder:joker:

i loved your belly but

[Ross]

this isn't getting me horny by the way arsenal but thanks for trying lol! :joker:

[arsenalforever]

this isn't getting me horny by the way arsenal but thanks for trying lol! :joker:

go watch some porn:joker:
i'm getting myself horny:joker:

[Stephanie]

:joker:

[Ross]

i'm chatting to someone on msn a minute :P see if theyre gonna cam

and dont worry steph it's not you LOL x

[Stephanie]

lmao!

[arsenalforever]

Lmao.

stef i bet your dad would go crazy seen you been talked to like this:joker:

[Ross]

well she's fine she's in the company of a lovely, genuine lad with the perfect personality who also has a huge cock what more could her dad want for her :joker:

[Stephanie]

stef i bet your dad would go crazy seen you been talked to like this:joker:
LOL probably.

[Stephanie]

well she's fine she's in the company of a lovely, genuine lad with the perfect personality who also has a huge cock what more could her dad want for her :joker:
LMFAO! :joker:

[arsenalforever]

LOL probably.

i just forget your 14 at times cause your up so late:joker:

[Stephanie]

i just forget your 14 at times cause your up so late:joker:
i'm really 30/

[arsenalforever]

well she's fine she's in the company of a lovely, genuine lad with the perfect personality who also has a huge cock what more could her dad want for her :joker:

who wants her to touch it:joker:

[arsenalforever]

i'm really 30/

wouldn't surprise me on here:joker:

[Ross]

who wants her to touch it:joker:

i don't lol i can touch it myself thanks haha i know how to work it.
plus i use both hands sometimes :tongue:

[Stephanie]

i don't lol i can touch it myself thanks haha i know how to work it.
plus i use both hands sometimes :tongue:
oh thanks for that info. :joker:

[arsenalforever]

i just get my gf to sit on it:joker:

[arsenalforever]

or give me chain a yank:joker:

[Stephanie]

lmfao.

[arsenalforever]

lmfao.

Stef you look so innocent in your pic i feel so pervy:joker:

[Ross]

dirty old man

[arsenalforever]

dirty old man

i am yes but not old or really dirty:joker:

[Stephanie]

Lmfao!

[Stephanie]

ross you can't talk, when i showed you my man bit you were practically having a fit.

[arsenalforever]

Ross you really need a woman in your life:joker: