Limericks

[~Kizwiz~]

Thought I'd start a new games where you have to post funny limericks. Has to be 5 lines and rhyme

Heres the first one:

There was was a young lad from Big Brother
Who tried to get his geordie boy lover
to make love on the show
But the geordie said no
so he went and cried under the covers

:hello:

[lily.]

There once was a housemate called Max
Who's girlfriend had a really good rack
He had Saskia to thank
For a really good ****
Cos she was "off the hook" in the sack

*that will probably not be allowed.. but it's the best I can come up with*

[1_In_A_Million]

there was an old man on big brother
who was old enough to be everyones mother
people want him to be the tori leader
but he ended up being a pleader
trying to influence housemates votes

NOTE: its derek incase you hadn't guessed

[lily.]

lol.. yeah, I guessed! :spin2:

[1_In_A_Million]

there once was a cheeky knome
who saw everything from food to a comb
because he had a secret camara
inside his tractor
and he was called knome cam!

sorry it didn't all ryme

[lily.]

lol at least some of it did! .. u can call it modern limericks.. like that poetry stuff that doesn't rhyme. :joker:

[1_In_A_Million]

lol :laugh:

[1_In_A_Million]

there once was a ugly plastic sergery addict
who went by the name jackie Stallone
maybe she got it done because she got posoned by a packet of balon*
or maybe because she a little bit bleak
or perhaps shes just one big freak

*short for balonie

[1_In_A_Million]

come on people am i the only one who can think of limricks????

[Teacup]

:wavey:

There once was a housmate called Makosi
The sly diva was anything but dozey
She lies, plots and schemes
To win the prize of her dreams
We've all seen this coz we're nosey

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

[1_In_A_Million]

there once was a guy called big brother
he controlls but will never smother
he will always be watching,
because big brother always watches you
even when your having a poo

[lily.]

bump...

Let's see if any of you have good rhyming skills.. :D


There was a young man called Chewy
Who's jeans were incredibly goo-ey
He'd sat on some gum
Which stuck to his bum
And went home to watch "Hong Kong Phooey"


Ok, that was crap.

[LemonJam]

There once was a young girl named Jen
Who tried to make love with a hen
The hen she ran after
Was crying with laughter
As Jen tickled her with her pen...

Oh dear...

[Firewire]

There was once a girl named Nicky
Who tends to be very picky
She once did a pose
With her finger up her nose
And dressed up as Mickey

[lily.]

There was a young guy called Ross
Who knitted hats with dental floss
He made one for Hannah
Shaped like a banana
And told her to give it a toss


haha... that wasn't very good