Toilet Roll Wars

[Red Moon]

Looks like the housemates who did the shopping forgot the Toilet Rolls off the list.

So let the Toilet Roll Wars begin.....

[*PlayGirl*]

Ooh this should be interesting...

[sol]

lol this week will b funny 2 watch then!

CRAIG 2 WIN
ANTHONY OUT

[Fangz]

The HMs will be going mental!:devil:

[*PlayGirl*]

I would be.. Surely BB has to supply them with toilet roll ?

[Red Moon]

Nope.... this happened last year.

[Red Moon]

Shop Til You Drop
A banquet fit for a fat king has arrived in the storeroom, but the Housemates panicked when they couldn't see any loo roll in the luxury stash.

The Housemates' success in the Spy Task, added to the departure of two Housemates, means that there should be more than enough bounty to go round.

Certain mysterious items had also made their way on to the list. No one would take responsibility for a huge bag of crisps, although Derek laid the finger of blame on Anthony.

Eugene immediately noticed that there was no toilet roll in the haul. "We definitely put toilet paper on there," Craig said. Unfortunately there had been a schoolboy error and the Housemates had failed to put toilet roll on the shopping list.

"Regulation two sheets per person then," suggested Eugene.

In other news, Makosi announced that she would not be storing her plums in her drawers.

Sounds like a top plan for us.


Source: Channel 4 (http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=1638)

[Di2001]

" "Regulation two sheets per person then," suggested Eugene "

:laugh: LOL!!

[Red Moon]

I'm not surprised they messed up with Kemal starting an argument about his luxury items when they were trying to do the shopping list.

[CharlotteSometimes]

I take it I'm the only one that thought Kemal had a point on that one, then?

[Red Moon]

I'm sure you are not CharlotteSometimes, just that other things have been taking up the minds of people on here today to worry about the toilet roll shortage in the house.

[ThaGazBoi]

i thought he did, Charlotte :spin:

[Red Moon]

Horseplay
Derek won the House some desperately needed loo roll, correctly guessing the answer to a question after a "schoolboy error" with the shopping list had left them short.

When Makosi went into the Diary Room she saw a pile of toilet rolls on the floor. She was asked to name a horse that Big Brother was thinking of and given three guesses.

Makosi's first guess was her father's horse, Fly Catcher. Told she was incorrect, Makosi asked for a clue.

"It's a horse," said Big Brother. And as she complained that she didn't know any horses, Big Brother told her, "You're rubbish."

Makosi left the Diary Room and told the Housemates of her failure, asking "Skippy was a kangaroo, right?"

Craig suggested "a unicorn" and "My Little Pony". He was next to the Diary Room where he guessed Black Beauty, Hidalgo and "the famous horse that used to talk, that had teeth". He returned frustrated and paperless.

Eugene's first guess was a horse "I don't know the name of but was featured in an advert for a bank".

Big Brother told him it was, "a rubbish guess and incorrect". Party Politics and White Shadow were his other incorrect guesses.

Anthony was excited by the quality quilted toilet paper on offer and gave it his all. Big Brother was his first guess and Brutus The Bear his second. Big Brother pointed out that Brutus The Bear was a bear. His final guess was Sandy from Dogtanian.

The hopes of the House rested on Derek's broad shoulders. He told Big Brother that his fellow Housemates needed wipes more than him because they, "speak a lot of s*** as well".

But he correctly guessed Big Brother was thinking of Silver and emerged triumphant, the House hero.

He told the others he'd guessed at John Wayne's horse. "Who's John Wayne?" asked Makosi.

Oh dear...


Source: Channel 4 (http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=1644)

[GlitterEyes]

Wont they just give them a little task or something to win a few rolls.

[Siouxsie]

anthony will need more than 2 sheets to mop up the sick

[GlitterEyes]

They should just give them chances to win rolls but make the tasks quite hard then they can either share them or win a roll for themselves. Its quite funny how on most big bros there ends up with toilet roll shortages and people forget it from the list, happens most years.

[Mike]

I thought what they did tonight with the "horse question" to win the tolilet roll was pretty pathetic, one of them was bound to get the anwser, BB might as well just handed over the toilet roll and not asked the question.

[CharlotteSometimes]

Originally posted by Red Moon

I'm sure you are not CharlotteSometimes, just that other things have been taking up the minds of people on here today to worry about the toilet roll shortage in the house.

? I didn't mention toilet rolls. I was referring to your comment about 'Kemal's luxury items'.

The qoute from the CH4 site was the funniest thing I've seen all week - until I got to Derek's comments.

[Red Moon]

Well he did need his Luxury items.... so maybe as luck would have it they saved themselves some money only buying him one packet of cigarettes.