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Ross
08-11-2009, 05:41 PM
is it called a blowjob when the general idea is to suck?

Z
08-11-2009, 06:26 PM
Because it BLOWS YO MIND.


No but I don't know.

Ross
08-11-2009, 06:27 PM
Because it BLOWS YO MIND.


No but I don't know.

let me suckjob you.

Firewire
08-11-2009, 06:30 PM
let me suckjob you.

rofl.

Sophii3x
08-11-2009, 06:30 PM
Exactly! I have no idea though. Lmao at suckjob :P that's way better!

bronaaaa
08-11-2009, 06:31 PM
I say giving head

Ross
08-11-2009, 06:31 PM
I say giving head

LMAO.
omg brona your innocence has been ruined for me.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :joker:

Tom4784
08-11-2009, 06:31 PM
Suckjob sounds so crude lol.

Firewire
08-11-2009, 06:32 PM
Blowjob is kinda innocent.

LEMME GIVE YOU A SUCKJOB.

Rofl.

Ross
08-11-2009, 06:33 PM
BLOW ME, GIVE ME A SUCKJOB.

i like it. -sticks to suckjob-

Z
08-11-2009, 06:34 PM
let me suckjob you.

See, when I read suckjob I think of people with no teeth. Shudder.



p.s. meet me in half an hour.

Ross
08-11-2009, 06:34 PM
See, when I read suckjob I think of people with no teeth. Shudder.



p.s. meet me in half an hour.

LMFAO.

no teeth suckjob would be so much better though.
smoooooooooth.

okay. my place

Lewis.
08-11-2009, 06:35 PM
Lmfao. Same as Brona.

Z
08-11-2009, 06:36 PM
HAHA "mmm, can you feel my gums?" rougherz!

-produces condom- suit up

Ross
08-11-2009, 06:36 PM
HAHA "mmm, can you feel my gums?" rougherz!

-produces condom- suit up

LOL.

um -runs-

Firewire
08-11-2009, 06:37 PM
Giving head sounds like you are gonna headbutt someone.

Suckjob is now the best word ever.

Z
08-11-2009, 06:38 PM
omg, the whole of tibb just saw me get savagely pied. bail.

30stone
08-11-2009, 06:41 PM
I say giving head


:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

bronaaaa
08-11-2009, 06:42 PM
LMAO.
omg brona your innocence has been ruined for me.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :joker:

:hugesmile:

Firewire
08-11-2009, 06:42 PM
What about "Fellatio".

Ross
08-11-2009, 06:42 PM
:hugesmile:

want to give me head brona? x

bronaaaa
08-11-2009, 06:44 PM
want to give me head brona? x

Naa I'm sweet :tongue:

Ross
08-11-2009, 06:46 PM
Naa I'm sweet :tongue:

I'll make you sticky :wink:
that way you can be sticky & sweet.


(oh dear)
(enter Harry)

Firewire
08-11-2009, 06:46 PM
I'll make you sticky :wink:
that way you can be sticky & sweet.


(oh dear)
(enter Harry)

rofl.

Harry doesn't agree with anything sexual.

LemonJam
08-11-2009, 06:47 PM
I say giving head

The last bastion of innocence on TiBB has died. :bawling:

Arneldo
08-11-2009, 06:48 PM
When I read "suckjob" I thought of a hoover and woman's patty.


for that reason - blowjob ftw.

andyman
08-11-2009, 06:49 PM
Good nosh, then a bish bash bosh!

Ross
08-11-2009, 06:49 PM
Good nosh, then a bish bash bosh!

I have an offer to make.

You do nosh with someone.
Then I give you a quick bish bash nosh.

andyman
08-11-2009, 06:54 PM
No Ross..

I would like two women to give me a good nosh, 1 deepthroats and other sucks on meh balls.. Hmmm might have to pay double for that.

Ross
08-11-2009, 06:54 PM
No Ross..

I would like two women to give me a good nosh, 1 deepthroats and other sucks on meh balls.. Hmmm might have to pay double for that.

Foursome.

P.S. I always deepthroat

Harry!
08-11-2009, 06:57 PM
I'll make you sticky :wink:
that way you can be sticky & sweet.


(oh dear)
(enter Harry)

Im here Ross :xyxwave: dont get me started on the tour...

And Jono I am not anti-sex I just dont fancy anyone currently and not ready for relationships yet. kk.

Z
08-11-2009, 06:59 PM
Really tempted to sig Brona...

bronaaaa
08-11-2009, 09:19 PM
lmao why does everyone think I'm innocent :P
..and really Ross, I'm fine :laugh:

LemonJam
08-11-2009, 09:19 PM
Really tempted to sig Brona...

lmao, I'm tempted too!

Firewire
08-11-2009, 09:23 PM
I could imagine Ross writing a song now.

Z
08-11-2009, 10:59 PM
lmao, I'm tempted too!

Couldn't resist hahaha

Amanda.
08-11-2009, 11:03 PM
When I first learned about it I was like : Do you actually blow? :laugh2:

GypsyGoth
08-11-2009, 11:04 PM
When I first learned about it I was like : Do you actually blow? :laugh2:

:blush2::bigsmile: Me too.

King Gizzard
08-11-2009, 11:05 PM
And Im guessing you soon found out claudia? :shocked:

Ross
08-11-2009, 11:07 PM
my first time doing it i was actually really pro. i'm nor bigging myself but i knew how to do it and it was obviously really good judging from the endless grunts and the end result :joker:

30stone
08-11-2009, 11:08 PM
lmao why does everyone think I'm innocent :P
..and really Ross, I'm fine :laugh:


You are.
I thought so anyway :shocked:

GypsyGoth
08-11-2009, 11:08 PM
And Im guessing you soon found out claudia? :shocked:

:laugh2:

King Gizzard
08-11-2009, 11:09 PM
Just poke holes in the side and youve got yourself a nice little flute gurls.

Z
08-11-2009, 11:16 PM
Just poke holes in the side and youve got yourself a nice little flute gurls.

Why would you even say that? You may very well have just inspired a generation of girls going to jail for GBH! :shocked::shocked:

Amanda.
08-11-2009, 11:16 PM
my first time doing it i was actually really pro. i'm nor bigging myself but i knew how to do it and it was obviously really good judging from the endless grunts and the end result :joker:


Was the pun intended? :laugh3:

Ross
08-11-2009, 11:20 PM
Was the pun intended? :laugh3:

No lmao. :joker:

5ara
09-11-2009, 05:16 PM
I totally enjoyd to read that pml ;)

Lauren
09-11-2009, 05:18 PM
it's cos you blow your load alllll over.

(have I traumatised anyone? someone say yes please).

Sam!
09-11-2009, 05:19 PM
I say giving head

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Brona :( [yeah I'm late seeing Brona's innocance broken... go away :tongue:]

Z
09-11-2009, 06:07 PM
it's cos you blow your load alllll over.

(have I traumatised anyone? someone say yes please).


YOU'VE RUINED ME.


hehehehe.

Firewire
09-11-2009, 07:14 PM
I can't believe how funny this thread is.

supernoodles!
09-11-2009, 07:40 PM
I hate it when chav`s call it a 'suckie'
ewwwwwwww!

Ross
09-11-2009, 07:42 PM
I hate it when chav`s call it a 'suckie'
ewwwwwwww!

I'm not a chav :(
suckjob is better than suckie, ew.

supernoodles!
09-11-2009, 07:44 PM
I'm not a chav :(
suckjob is better than suckie, ew.

I never said you were lol
I agree,nothing is as bad as suckie

Lewis.
09-11-2009, 07:44 PM
Can men do it to women then?
I thought that was called
Licking out

supernoodles!
09-11-2009, 07:44 PM
Can men do it to women then?
I thought that was called
Licking out

what are you on about?
lol

Firewire
09-11-2009, 07:45 PM
what are you on about?
lol

I think he is talking about when a man licks a womans vagina.

Ross
09-11-2009, 07:45 PM
what are you on about?
lol

LMFAO.

Lewis, men do not give a woman a blowjob. I'd be very worried if I went down on a girl and she had a cock. Not my thing. I like my men to have a throbbing hard cock for me to suck, and girls to have a lush vajayjay.

Guys lick girls out.

Sam!
09-11-2009, 07:46 PM
Can men do it to women then?
I thought that was called
Licking out

No Lewis. Men can't give women a blowjob :| wtff haha

Lewis.
09-11-2009, 07:46 PM
Oh. It's just something I've heard people saying. God.
*Exits Thread*

Firewire
09-11-2009, 07:46 PM
Smiv says:
*ive always been parcial to a nice sausage ^_^

rofl.

arista
09-11-2009, 07:46 PM
is it called a blowjob when the general idea is to suck?


See Ross
you and your never ending Erection

You just love to get Dirty.

Tom
09-11-2009, 07:47 PM
Blowjob is kinda innocent.

LEMME GIVE YOU A SUCKJOB.

Rofl.

do you even know what one is?

supernoodles!
09-11-2009, 07:47 PM
licking pussy-what boys do to girls
giving a blowjob-what girls do to boys

If your straight that is and both are oral sex.I wasn`t having a go Lewis I just diddn`t understand.

Ross
09-11-2009, 07:48 PM
licking pussy-what boys do to girls
giving a blowjob-what girls do to boys

If your straight that is and both are oral sex.I wasn`t having a go Lewis I just diddn`t understand.

omg let me correct you*

giving a blowjob-what girls do to boys and what boys do to boys :dance:

Stephanie
09-11-2009, 07:48 PM
..LMAO
this thread is funny

Firewire
09-11-2009, 07:49 PM
do you even know what one is?

Do you think I'd be posting in this thread if I didn't?

Ross
09-11-2009, 07:49 PM
See Ross
you and your never ending Erection

You just love to get Dirty.

I'm sorry arista, should I stop my dirty talk forever? :(

Tom
09-11-2009, 07:49 PM
Do you think I'd be posting in this thread if I didn't?

i was jooooooking

Sam!
09-11-2009, 07:49 PM
Oh. It's just something I've heard people saying. God.
*Exits Thread*

Are you friends with many hermaphrodites then? :tongue:

supernoodles!
09-11-2009, 07:49 PM
omg let me correct you*

giving a blowjob-what girls do to boys and what boys do to boys :dance:

yeah I was talking about straight people lol.

Ross
09-11-2009, 07:50 PM
yeah I was talking about straight people lol.

ohay gurl
we should suckjob compare?

see who does it the best.....
any volunteers?

-glares at tom-

Firewire
09-11-2009, 07:51 PM
i was jooooooking

I knew you were lol.

:whistle:

andyman
09-11-2009, 07:52 PM
She might have a big clít though..

Supernoodles hows your clít?

supernoodles!
09-11-2009, 07:52 PM
ohay gurl
we should suckjob compare?

see who does it the best.....
any volunteers?

-glares at tom-

He wishes

Ross
09-11-2009, 07:52 PM
He wishes

haha. too true... we need to find another volunteer :joker:

Tom
09-11-2009, 07:52 PM
whoever gets sloppy seconds would be the worst

EDIT: HAHAHAHAHA my 15000th post

supernoodles!
09-11-2009, 07:52 PM
She might have a big clít though..

Supernoodles hows your clít?

doing just fine thanks:wavey:

Lewis.
09-11-2009, 07:53 PM
Lol. I couldn't help but enter again.
Lmfao Sam. I've just heard people say that. Well.. I think I have
Anyway.. skip that
I get it now. lmfao

Ross
09-11-2009, 07:53 PM
whoever gets sloppy seconds would be the worst

i'd go first with you.
laura can have the seconds x

supernoodles!
09-11-2009, 07:55 PM
Lol. I couldn't help but enter again.
Lmfao Sam. I've just heard people say that. Well.. I think I have
Anyway.. skip that
I get it now. lmfao

Don`t worry,when I was in school I diddn`t know what a bell end was and everyone thought it was hilarious

Lewis.
09-11-2009, 07:56 PM
Don`t worry,when I was in school I diddn`t know what a bell end was and everyone thought it was hilarious

Lmfao. I still don't understand why they say "Head" either.
What has it got to do with your head?
Lmfao.

andyman
09-11-2009, 07:56 PM
doing just fine thanks:wavey:Thats my girl, keep it clean!

Tom
09-11-2009, 07:57 PM
Lmfao. I still don't understand why they say "Head" either.
What has it got to do with your head?
Lmfao.

your mouth is your only hole on your head

well unless you can fit it in her/his ears

Ross
09-11-2009, 07:57 PM
Lmfao. I still don't understand why they say "Head" either.
What has it got to do with your head?
Lmfao.

because your head is at the top of your body...
and the head of the penis is at the top.

god you're such a bellend, lewis.
must i show you my head on cam?

Lewis.
09-11-2009, 07:58 PM
Lmfao. I thought it had something to do with that Ross.
Well, you learn something new everyday.
;D

arista
09-11-2009, 08:07 PM
I'm sorry arista, should I stop my dirty talk forever? :(

No Let It All Out

Move the Laptop or Computer Keyboard away though

Ross
09-11-2009, 08:08 PM
No Let It All Out

Move the Laptop or Computer Keyboard away though

why? :o

Tom
09-11-2009, 08:09 PM
No Let It All Out

Move the Laptop or Computer Keyboard away though

are you offering webcam sex with Ross? ARE YOU FINALLY GOING TO SHOW SOMEONE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE?!

Ross
09-11-2009, 08:10 PM
are you offering webcam sex with Ross? ARE YOU FINALLY GOING TO SHOW SOMEONE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE?!

omg plz pick me xxxxxxxxxx
tom is he pickin me?
tom plz tell me
tom plz dont lie 2 me!!! tom!!

5ara
10-11-2009, 04:18 PM
ohay gurl
we should suckjob compare?

see who does it the best.....
any volunteers?

-glares at tom-



I Volutire ;)

Lauren
10-11-2009, 04:19 PM
I Volutire ;)

You have a dick?

Firewire
10-11-2009, 04:21 PM
You have a dick?

She probably does. lol

5ara
10-11-2009, 04:22 PM
You have a dick?


Noooooooooooooooo

5ara
10-11-2009, 04:22 PM
She probably does. lol


Jo ur ****ed see what im gonna do in school beetter watch ;)

Ross
10-11-2009, 04:24 PM
You have a dick?

LMFAO.
ohgod.

Tom4784
10-11-2009, 04:30 PM
You have a dick?

ROFLMAO!

:laugh3:

Dom:)
10-11-2009, 04:43 PM
I say giving head
:joker:

Benjamin
26-01-2012, 12:24 AM
Seems like a grand thread to make my 19,000th post. :hugesmile: