TiBB Razzie Awards 2009 (Wednesday 30th Dec, 7.30pm)

[Matt]

http://assets.bbspy.co.uk/tibb/razzieslogo_09.png

The awards that nobody wants to win...
WEDNESDAY 30th DECEMBER 2009, 7.30pm

Click here to relive the mayhem of last year's ceremony! (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=105718)

[Ross]

Arghh I can't wait! :dance:

[Arneldo]

*orgasm*

[Matt]

http://assets.bbspy.co.uk/tibb/razzies_logos.png

:shocked:

[Arneldo]

logo ***** Xx.

[Matt]

logo ***** Xx.

Publicity ***** more like :joker:

[Rory]

...good luck. :p

[Stu]

This should be the thread of the year. Last year was a riot. I shall be gradually drinking myself into a coma during this year's awards too.

[30stone]

Whoo good times :thumbs:

[Stu]

Let's hope entire chunks of the ceremony thread don't get deleted this year like they did last year. I remember everyone started making up awards stealing the Razzie style font and color, and it made the whole thing even more hilarious, and they all got deleted. Obviously this year's thread is going to be a filthy filthfest, but that's the point. Should be a moderation free zone on the night.

Mind you, that was Red.

[Matt]

Let's hope entire chunks of the ceremony thread don't get deleted this year like they did last year. I remember everyone started making up awards stealing the Razzie style font and color, and it made the whole thing even more hilarious, and they all got deleted. Obviously this year's thread is going to be a filthy filthfest, but that's the point. Should be a moderation free zone on the night.

Mind you, that was Red.

I'm just hoping that the extra planning going in to this year's ceremony won't ruin its charm :confused:

[Stu]

I'm just hoping that the extra planning going in to this year's ceremony won't ruin its charm :confused:
That's a good thing! Bah, it's sort of like planning a bonfire. You pay attention to detail and put in extra effort just to get some even bigger flames and fireworks on the night :devil:.

[CaraRawr]

the logo's pretty. <3

[andyman]

Ahhh sweeeet!

[Twilight]

Eek:d

[30stone]

Let's hope entire chunks of the ceremony thread don't get deleted this year like they did last year. I remember everyone started making up awards stealing the Razzie style font and color, and it made the whole thing even more hilarious, and they all got deleted. Obviously this year's thread is going to be a filthy filthfest, but that's the point. Should be a moderation free zone on the night.

Mind you, that was Red.

Ill be moderating it im sure :thumbs:
lol.

[arsenalforever]

what is this all about ben?

[30stone]

Its like joke awards.

The categories are completely different to the usual awards..

[Stu]

Ill be moderating it im sure :thumbs:
lol.
Yeah but your Captain Cool As ****, like :bigsmile:.

[Lauren]

Nice logo! Should be good.

[30stone]

Yeah but your Captain Cool As ****, like :bigsmile:.

Lol Cheers.

Obviously i am not going to delete it, but if people just start out and out insulting eachother then im giving warnings and bans out.

[Sam!]

Loving the logo Matt. This will be good. :thumbs:

[Loukas]

Loved the logo last year, love it even more this year. Matt i cannot wait mate :D

[Matt]

Nice logo!

Loving the logo Matt.

Loved the logo last year, love it even more this year.

Thank you! :)

Members will be able to suggest awards in the first week of December, then I'll compile a shortlist and voting will begin.

The ceremony itself (which had better not be over-moderated *glares at 30stone*) will take place at the end of December, probably between Christmas and New Year :)

[Sam!]

I like how members can suggest awards. The other member awards would be better if we could do that. anyway. Fucck I was an idiot last year looking at last year's awards lol. Not good.

[Shaun]

-predicts a change from Britney Fanatic to GaGa Fanatic award-

[Princess]

*wants a Most Obsessed member award*

[Sam!]

-predicts a change from Britney Fanatic to GaGa Fanatic award-

I think Zac has already won that.

[Stu]

Durex present's the ''Shoulda' used a condom, Daddy!'' award...

You know it makes sense.

[Lewis.]

Nice Logo Matt. Looking forward to this
And God, People hated me so much last time

[Tom4784]

I like how members can suggest awards. The other member awards would be better if we could do that. anyway. Fucck I was an idiot last year looking at last year's awards lol. Not good.

Let's hope you didn't take biology as an A level :laugh:

I'm glad this is back, I'll think about some awards.

[Ross]

bbbump.

[Matt]

bbbump.

Thanks for that :laugh:

[andyman]

When what?

[Loukas]

I am actually really looking forward to them i know it's the awards nobody wants but i kinda want one :P

[Matt]

4 days until this year's Razzies kicks off with award suggestions :)

[Iceman]

4 days until this year's Razzies kicks off with award suggestions :)

Oh I like!

[Stu]

I'm going to have fun with these suggestions. We need a few abstract ones.

''Best use of the letter D''.

[Iceman]

I'm going to have fun with these suggestions. We need a few abstract ones.

''Best use of the letter D''.

Best Nonsensical post by Courtney

[Rory]

-predicts a change from Britney Fanatic to GaGa Fanatic award-
I second that :tongue:

[Rory]

Who won the most last year? Does anyone know?

[Stu]

I think Ross won a huge string of them. Like five or six in a row.

[Ross]

I think Ross won a huge string of them. Like five or six in a row.

:( :)

[MrGaryy]

to this day I find someone nominating 'Annie signing up' for Most Cringeworthy Moment hilarious.

[Stu]

to this day I find someone nominating 'Annie signing up' for Most Cringeworthy Moment hilarious.
That was the funniest moment of the entire thread, apart from Red winning most sexually frustrated.

[Loukas]

I have a couple of suggestions. :D

[MrGaryy]

That was the funniest moment of the entire thread, apart from Red winning most sexually frustrated.

it's threads like that and the most hated members thread that show just how venomous tibb members truly are LOL.

[Stu]

...and ****in' funny :hugesmile:.

[Shaun]

can we suggest awards now.

[InOne]

Is Matt even on here enough to do it?? :S

[Matt]

http://assets.bbspy.co.uk/tibb/razzieslogo_09.png

The awards that nobody want to win are back!

Prepare for the inevitable humiliation as the TiBB Razzie Awards are returning for their second outing. This year, the ceremony is going to be bigger and better - and now it's time for you to get involved!

From Friday 11th December you will be able to vote for who you want to win this year's gongs. But first, the categories need to be picked, and you can help by submitting your ideas!

If you have an idea for an award, simply reply to this thread clearly stating what it is and it will be considered for inclusion in this year's ceremony.

Remember, the Razzies are about highlighting the bad, stupid, annoying, cringeworthy, embarrassing and other negative things about TiBB, so make sure your suggestions suit the tone of the ceremony - but, be warned, anything that is too insulting will not be chosen.

At least four member-submitted awards will be included, and you have until Monday 7th December to get your ideas in.

Get thinking!

DISCLAIMER: The Razzies is a light-hearted awards ceremony which aims to poke fun rather than insult. No offence is intended.

[Stu]

Is Matt even on here enough to do it?? :S
Considering it's Matt's awards, I think he might manage it somehow. Unless this thread is all an elaborate ruse.

I will suggest award ideas later on. Like tonight. When I come in drunk after playing snooker. Ohhh yeah!

[\PJ/]

The meet the members pose fail.

[Jack_]

- Biggest lulz post

- Epically epic fail post

- Biggest lulz thread

[Stu]

Most diabolical taste in music.

iHEIL - The Annual Music Nazi Award.

Most clearly in the closet member.

Worst influence on the kids.

The Meatloaf award for outstaying your welcome.

Best thread dealing with erotic soap material.

Most obvious forum virgin.

:wink:

[Shaun]

The Coveted Cow-Hide Trombone for Supreme Bigotry

I think you're still doing my Conzors award :p i love my brilliance.
err.

Best Arista Nickname [such as RAF Tom.]

[Stu]

The Coveted Cow-Hide Trombone for Supreme Bigotry

****ing genius.

I was going to name that very same award 'Most in need of a good whipping from eight Muslim lesbian dominatrices.'

[InOne]

Member who fails the most, at everything they post

[Sam!]

'Biggest Fail' ??

[Harry!]

Most obsessive fan?

Biggest TiBB *****?

[Matt]

For reference, here's a preliminary list of awards being brought back from last year (subject to change):


Most Boring TiBB Story, 'Show' or Game
Most Annoying Member
Most Argumentative Member
Most Vain Member
Most Sexually Frustrated Member
Least Funniest Member
Biggest Attention Seeker
Most Pointless Thread
Most Likely to Moan About Not Being Nominated For An Award
Biggest Fail on TiBB
Cringeworthiest Moment
The Hall of Shame

[Stu]

The 'we know which pop stars you like, now **** off and stop' award for most unnecessarily large number of signature changes.

Worst Courtney.

Most obsessive fan?


The '**** off and stop trying to set yourself up for an award' award?

[Shaun]

The ILoveMoney Award for Immeasurable Irrelevance?
Seediest Halls of Residence [the Den would win, but the Brotherhood's not entirely innocent]

[Harry!]

The '**** off and stop trying to set yourself up for an award' award?

No. I was thinking of awards in general. Not personal awards.

[Stu]

The WOMBAI award for most self righteous, pseudo femenista cow?

The Recyclopse award for most obvious use of a lie in a leading role?

The Christian Bale mental breakdown award?

[Princess]

The Most Obsessed Member

For all obsessives :P

[Captain.Remy]

This is going to be so good lol

[Jack_]

Member who needs to ****

Member who needs to ****

[Enid]

I dunno, I think out of those I'd happily go up for most vain and argumentative. Definitely best taste in music. ;)

[Captain.Remy]

I'd love to win the most vain one lol I think I was nominated last year for this one.

[Stu]

The 'Michael Jackson is dead now and he is not coming back now get over it' award.

The 'Jade Goody is dead and quiet frankly, the world feels lighter so you should definitely get over it' award.

Not the catchiest of awards, I know.

[Wildcat!]

The 'Michael Jackson is dead now and he is not coming back now get over it' award.



:sad: :sad:

[Enid]

Hahah nice one for adding the disclaimer but you just know SOMEONE is going to take it to heart. :P

[Wildcat!]

This is going to be so good lol

I agree! Last years, was hi larious!!!:blush:

[ILoveTRW]

The ILoveMoney Award for Immeasurable Irrelevance?
Seediest Halls of Residence [the Den would win, but the Brotherhood's not entirely innocent]

whats that suppose to mean lol

[Shaun]

that the reality TV show you insist upon bringing into every topic is only talked about on here by you?

[Ross]

The worst taste in Music award.

The biggest vile witch on the forum.

The Brotherhood member with smallest penis.

[Captain.Remy]

The Brotherhood member with smallest penis.

Oh no you didn't ! :joker:

[Novo]

No Remy it's okay..

don't defend me i've learnt to live with it!!

[Wildcat!]

that the reality TV show you insist upon bringing into every topic is only talked about on here by you?

LOL! I feel bad for him and his real world. But I sympathise, I get the same fail, when I bring up topics like NFL, and some live award shows.

[Loukas]

TiBB's Biggest Waste Of Space?

[Shaun]

Most Heartless, Insensitive ****

...I want to win one.

[ILoveTRW]

that the reality TV show you insist upon bringing into every topic is only talked about on here by you?

lol the real world is amazing

did anyone see brad get the **** smacked out of him on the lastest ep, so funny

[Novo]

The " most likely to jump of a cliff when they look in a mirror award "

[Captain.Remy]

-The campiest member award.
-The 'Biggest fail made by Twilight' award.
-The member who thinks they're hot but they aren't award.
-The member who is going to die first of lung cancer due to smoking award (I also need to win one lol Or maybe Stu will get it)
-The we love to hate this member award.

[Enid]

Most Heartless, Insensitive ****

...I want to win one.
I want that one. :(

[ILoveTRW]

how about:
The member you love to hate

[Matt]

Hahah nice one for adding the disclaimer but you just know SOMEONE is going to take it to heart. :P

I need to cover my tracks as much as possible! :D

Last year it was Red Moon that took being nominated for 'Most Sexually Frustrated' to heart :o

[Ross]

The member that everyone wants to castrate with a spoon but won't **** off award.

[Ross]

Biggest Perv (On Boys)
Biggest Perv (On Girls)

[Novo]

" The Worst Music Taste Award "

[Stu]

-The campiest member award.
-The 'Biggest fail made by Twilight' award.
-The member who thinks they're hot but they aren't award.
-The member who is going to die first of lung cancer due to smoking award (I also need to win one lol Or maybe Stu will get it)
-The we love to hate this member award.
Hey, by the time I get cancer they might have a cure :hugesmile:.

No, you can have the smoking award, I'll take the No Future award for deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeruggie shcum!

[Wildcat!]

Biggest Perv (On Boys)
Biggest Perv (On Girls)


Ross
30stone.
:)

[Damaris]

Most likley to star in German Schizer Porn for some extra swagga (Money)

[Captain.Remy]

Hey, by the time I get cancer they might have a cure :hugesmile:.

No, you can have the smoking award, I'll take the No Future award for deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeruggie shcum!

I hope they will for me too :tongue: Well, Obama said yes we can :joker:

[Damaris]

The Member who is most likley to visit MyThaiWife.com on a regular basis.

[Ross]

Ross
30stone.
:)

I don't perv on boys :o

[Captain.Remy]

The "member who is most likely to have the shittiest life" award.

[Novo]

" The greasiest hair award "

[Novo]

The " Hit the Gym award "

[Stu]

The Brad award for 'stop following me, **** off, and get your own opinions'.

[Damaris]

The " Hit the Gym award "

LOL....
In what way because they are weak or chubby

[Tom4784]

The 'Fall from Grace' Award - A Member who used to be loved but did something to ***** it all up and is now hated.

The 'Most likely to end up a crack addicted prostitute' Award

The 'Are you typing with a broken hand?' Award - For someone who text types/makes typos often ETC.

I'll think of a few later.

[Stu]

LOL....
In what way because they are weak or chubby
Depends on the person the award suggestion is targeting :wink:.

The 'Most likely to end up a crack addicted prostitute' Award

You've met my mother?*













*I know that's the second time today I have used that joke but it still gives me a chuckle.

[InOne]

The '**** off and die' award

[Stu]

The '**** off and die' award
Too many nominees.

[InOne]

Too many nominees.

Hmmm true lol

[Stephanie]

pmsl some of these are hilarious

[Twilight]

Loves it<3

[Sam!]

The " Hit the Gym award "

If you mean to lose some weight I prefer the 'Are you really quite sure you want to eat that burger?' award.

[Twilight]

What day is this on? don't let it be December 16 because i'm not gonna be here if it is:(

[arista]

*orgasm*


You Beast.

[Enid]

arista is such a flirt.

[Harry!]

arista is such a flirt.

Biggest flirt award.

[Matt]

What day is this on? don't let it be December 16 because i'm not gonna be here if it is:(

It'll be between Christmas and New Year, or possibly the first week of January if Celebrity Big Brother doesn't start until the 6th or later :)

[Loukas]

I am loving all of these ideas LOL

[Matt]

58 suggestions and we're not even a day in yet! :o

[Wildcat!]

58 suggestions and we're not even a day in yet! :o

Make it good Matt! :hugesmile:

[Sam!]

It's a shame there isn't this much hype in the positive awards lol, then again Corkie is never on and the awards are the same as last year.

[Z]

The Twilight Award for Biggest 'Fail' (due to her overuse of the word!)

[Arneldo]

The TiBB Abomination Award - for worst member ever.

[30stone]

Most likely to become sex offender award..

Most likely to, In 5 years to still have no life award..

Tibbs fattest member..
Tibbs Ugliest member..

Tibbs member who tires to hard to be different..

Member who brags most about things people dont care about..

[30stone]

Ohh and how about..
the

member i most want to put through a window..

[MrGaryy]

I love the fall from grace one idea.

The Conor Pendlebury Lifetime Achievement Award - for those most likely to become future porn stars

Best/Worst Irish Member - basically just designed for Patrick to win worst

Biggest Closet Case

The 'GTF BACK IN YOUR PRAM' - for the clutter of 13/14 yo fails

[LemonJam]

Most likely to become sex offender award..

Shooting yourself in the foot there aren't we?

























Jokes DON'T HURT ME D:

[Matt]

Keep the ideas coming! :)

[Jords]

Man these are pretty harsh, funny as too though :joker:

[andyman]

TiBB member most likely to be fisted by own father.

TiBB member most likely to fúçk own sister when wearing his/her mothers clothes.

TiBB member most likely to spit roast a chicken with a best friend.

[Arneldo]

Can't wait for these. Winners really should get TiBB award icon things. Let's start a campaign!

[Matt]

Can't wait for these. Winners really should get TiBB award icon things. Let's start a campaign!

That would be epic. :hugesmile:

[lily.]

TiBB member most likely to be fisted by own father.

TiBB member most likely to fúçk own sister when wearing his/her mothers clothes.

TiBB member most likely to spit roast a chicken with a best friend.


You going for the hat-trick Andy?

[andyman]

NO LILI! NO!!

Unless you suck my willy and call me dirty Jane with my willy in your mouth so it sounds like.. Woeh ehe.


.. Ohhhh.

[Shaun]

Most Annoying Slut on MSN Asking Me To Bump Threads?

[andyman]

:joker:

[Stu]

^^^

The Bob Geldof award for most offensive signature to third world communities?

[andyman]

Jamie Oliver said they eat better than us..

The Bernard Manning Award for best black TiBB member.

[Stu]

Jamie Oliver is just desperate for knighthood. We are so obsessed with food that physically makes us feel good that we are neglecting food that makes us mentally feel good. Pig out and eat what you want, I say :wink:.

[andyman]

I shall grow old fat and full of brandy..

Just think if the UK had no food for one week? Ultimate chaos maybe, I would be burning cars and smashing widows after one day!..

Humanity has its flaws, just look at Glasgow. :)

[Stu]

Where would you get the energy to bang up those automobiles, though? :wink:

See? Total chaos!

[andyman]

Anger? Food lust? We humans do strange things when hunger strikes.. Like killing fat Pat or big fat Mandy and roasting the bítch.. Non sexual.. Maybe.

AsdaWalmart would save us, arista knows it..


Hope i don't win the Member That Chats Shìt Award.

[Rory]

That would be epic. :hugesmile:
That would also be too many awards to put in at once. :p

[Z]

I shall grow old fat and full of brandy..

Just think if the UK had no food for one week? Ultimate chaos maybe, I would be burning cars and smashing widows after one day!..

Humanity has its flaws, just look at Glasgow. :)

I can corroborate.




It's a hole.


I can't wait to go home for Christmas, LOL.

[Matt]

That would also be too many awards to put in at once. :p

We could have one generic award for all the winners though :hugesmile:

[Beastie]

An award for the members who sounds the most possessed!

[lily.]

What about.. "most likely to contradict themselves in the same thread"

[lily.]

Member most deserving of abuse.

[Rory]

Member who needs to take a break from the forums the most.

[lily.]

haha.. that's me a lot of the time.. and then I do take a break.. but I always come back.. unfortunately for you all..

[Shaun]

Bizarrest Attempt at a Clique (*remembers Jessica's Brotherhood*)

[Matt]

Suggestions close tomorrow at 10pm, so now's the time to get your ideas in!

[Stu]

The Jihad award for most Anti-American member.

Worst argument [seems like a pretty logical one to have, firewire and conzors springs to mind].

The 'calm down, dear, it's just a forum!' award.

[andyman]

Good good, should be a pukka night.

[Matt]

The Jihad award for most Anti-American member.

That's a very... interesting one :dance:

[Tom4784]

I can't wait to find out which awards get chosen, it's gonna be a fun thread.

[andyman]

Supernoodles TiBB Biggest Coçk Tease Award.

The Joseph Stalin Award For Most Dictatorial Member.

[Rory]

The Jihad award for most Anti-American member.

Worst argument [seems like a pretty logical one to have, firewire and conzors springs to mind].

The 'calm down, dear, it's just a forum!' award.
We sadly know who will win your first suggestion.

[James]

The Andyman award for most oversized sigs. ;)

[andyman]

They aint big.. Seen bigger, anyway aint about the size...

[Stu]

the andyman award for most oversized sigs. ;)
lol!

[Sarah.]

Biggest hypocritical, gelatinous, parasitic, sycophantic tapeworm.
plz.
i wanna win something.
:)

[King Gizzard]

Biggest hypocritical, gelatinous, parasitic, sycophantic tapeworm.
plz.
i wanna win something.
:)

the dentally hygenically challenged plonker award

[Alf]

tibb's local bike

i bet you cant guess who gave me the inspiration for this?

[Matt]

Just over four hours left to get your suggestions in!

[Stu]

the dentally hygenically challenged plonker award
:rolleyes:


The award for worst submitted award idea award.

Yes, I'm deliberately trying to create paradoxes.

[Matt]

The award for worst submitted award idea award.

I'd be interested to see what would win that :whistle:

[Stu]

I'd be interested to see what would win that :whistle:
You see based on technicality, the award for worst user submitted award could actually win the award for worst user submitted award.

And at that point time would start to go backwards or something.

[Matt]

You see based on technicality, the award for worst user submitted award could actually win the award for worst user submitted award.

And at that point time would start to go backwards or something.

Ah yes. That reminds me of when last year's Razzies Voting Thread was nominated for Most Pointless Thread...

Only half an hour left to suggest your award ideas!

[King Gizzard]

:rolleyes:


The award for worst submitted award idea award.

Yes, I'm deliberately trying to create paradoxes.


Lol It was just one of Chris Jerichos insults hes used before

I wasnt intending it to be serious

[Matt]

15 minutes left! It's your last chance to get your award suggestions in!

[Sarah.]

Lol It was just one of Chris Jerichos insults hes used before

I wasnt intending it to be serious

I thought it was a great idea :(

[James]

Biggest swear-word filter avoider. ;)

[Matt]

Award suggestions are now CLOSED.

Please do not suggest now as your ideas won't be considered and you may still be charged :p

I will now go through the suggestions and pick at least four to be included in the final line-up.

This year's awards list will be announced on Friday evening, when voting will begin for this year's ceremony.

In the meantime, please feel free to go over each others suggestions and say which you like and which you don't. Who knows - you might influence my decisions!

[Stu]

Lol It was just one of Chris Jerichos insults hes used before

I wasnt intending it to be serious
I know haha I probably used the wrong smiley, assclown :tongue:.

Biggest swear-word filter avoider. ;)
You mean the ****ing award for biggest swear-word filter avoider?

[30stone]

Most Shallow :)

[Matt]

Oh, and thanks to everyone who submitted awards! I have 85 of them to go through :o

[andyman]

The Dong Yung Cum Award For Best Non-Chinese Gay Teen.

[Jords]

Just a question, whys it called Razzies as in Rasberries? Or is it just this award name and the term isnt used anywhere else? :tongue:

[Matt]

Just a question, whys it called Razzies as in Rasberries? Or is just this award name and the term isnt used anywhere else :tongue:

It's named after the actual Razzies - the Golden Raspberry Awards (http://www.razzies.com/), which are the opposite of the Oscars, naming and shaming the worst in film. :)

[Jords]

It's named after the actual Razzies - the Golden Raspberry Awards (http://www.razzies.com/), which are the opposite of the Oscars, naming and shaming the worst in film. :)

Ah I see, awesome :D

Great logo btw :thumbs:

[Matt]

I can confirm that the final 20 awards have been picked! They'll be revealed tomorrow evening, when voting will begin for this year's ceremony :)