View Full Version : Cockermouth now lost its power -Flooded
arista
19-11-2009, 09:18 PM
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Cumbria-Schools-Closed-By-Flooding-Risk-in-north-west-England-Wales-And-Scotland/Article/200911315457609?lpos=UK_News_First_UK_News_Article _Teaser_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15457609_Cumbria_Schools_Closed_By_Flo oding%2C_Risk_in_north_west_England%2C_Wales_And_S cotland
Glad I do not live there.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Floods-RAF-Helicopters-Sent-To-Cockermouth-Cumbria/Article/200911315458572?lpos=UK_News_Top_Stories_Header_0&lid=ARTICLE_15458572_Floods%3A_RAF_Helicopters_Sen t_To_Cockermouth%2C_Cumbria
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2009/Nov/Week3/15458592.jpg
Just before it went dark
I got excited when I saw cock and mouth in the title.
GypsyGoth
19-11-2009, 09:35 PM
I got excited when I saw cock and mouth in the title.
:laugh2::laugh2:
Scarlett.
19-11-2009, 09:35 PM
I got excited when I saw cock and mouth in the title.
:D
No wonder her mouth is so flooded.
Stephanie
19-11-2009, 09:58 PM
lmfao cockermouth
Lauren
19-11-2009, 10:26 PM
...yeah I came in here to laugh about the cock in mouth thing too. Seems I got here late.
Get in the queue. Ross jumped it as usual.
Lauren
19-11-2009, 10:28 PM
Dang, this is the second time I've come 2nd to Ross. Always getting the sloppy seconds, me!
Arista in his white Van
He wanted some last minute Deals At Asda, He never made it
Lauren
19-11-2009, 10:30 PM
Arista in his white Van
He wanted some last minute Deals At Asda, He never made it
HAHAHAHAHA, that's quite brilliant.
arista
19-11-2009, 10:50 PM
No London is Fine.
Not Nice getting there Power Cut.
I still want cock in mouth.
arista are you offering?
Sign Of The Times.
Desperate times Call for Desperate Measures.
Unzip yourself, Baby.
Let Daddy Take Control.
Hallelujah.
Arista will take you in the back of his white van
Yeah, the both of you can paint the inside white, together.
Arista will take you in the back of his white van
I don't do the taking, I do the giving.
My Cock Is too big To go to Waste.
arista
19-11-2009, 11:03 PM
Ross take a Shower.
This thread is about a Area with No Power
and a Flood.
Bad News.
Ross take a Shower.
This thread is about a Area with No Power
and a Flood.
Bad News.
You always tell me to take a shower when the conversation gets heated ;)
I like it heated. You must be very shy, arista.
arista
19-11-2009, 11:05 PM
No.
This is not a Joke Topic.
Come On HULK
show ross what you've got
SHOW ME!!!!!! LET ME TAKE IT!!! I CAN TAKE IT!!!
Or do you have a weener?
No.
This is not a Joke Topic.
That's clearly not for you to decide when the word 'Cockermouth' is in the title.
Lauren
20-11-2009, 12:27 AM
There's somewhere near me called Cockburn. Someone's been diving in without preparation!
arista
20-11-2009, 07:48 AM
Good News
a place that Tesco's wants to build is Under Water
in that area.
Well, this neck of the woods has officially flooded. Tesco along with it. You'd be delighted, Arista. A walk down to the front of the supermarket will reveal a small army of floating trolley's, and the car park was underground.
Ho-hoooo ****.
arista
20-11-2009, 07:51 AM
That's clearly not for you to decide when the word 'Cockermouth' is in the title.
Cockermouth is the Main News.
Its up to posters to show there age.
Some may have died in that area in this Flood.
This is No Joke thread.
Who said we were laughing at dead people?
Cockermouth. Lol.
andyman
20-11-2009, 08:02 AM
Good News
a place that Tesco's wants to build is Under Water
in that area.Would it be good news if AsdaWalmart wanted that area?
arista
20-11-2009, 08:02 AM
The Overflow is from the River Cocker
The Overflow is from the River Cocker
:joker::joker::joker:
arista
20-11-2009, 08:04 AM
Would it be good news if AsdaWalmart wanted that area?
But they Ain't
and Tesco are Greedy.
arista
20-11-2009, 08:05 AM
:joker::joker::joker:
Live on SkyNews
no less
But they Ain't
and Tesco are Greedy.
Wait, so Asda/Walmart aren't?
andyman
20-11-2009, 08:14 AM
AsdaWalmart pay their farmers the least for milk..
Asda have sold their soul..
The people will erect a new bridge in Cockermouth.
AsdaWalmart pay their farmers the least for milk..
Asda have sold their soul..
The people will erect a new bridge in Cockermouth.
:joker::joker::joker:
andyman
20-11-2009, 08:19 AM
Cockburn.. Lol, blame the local wenches!
Alot of cock-towns in the north..
SkyNews Mr Man.. "They must have a stiff upperlip in Cockermouth". Lol.
arista
20-11-2009, 10:15 AM
Wait, so Asda/Walmart aren't?
No only Tesco are Stinking Greedy and build stores every space they can
...yeah I came in here to laugh about the cock in mouth thing too. Seems I got here late.
Not as late as me
I was out last night so quite hungover, I was half watching GMTV earlier on and they did a thing about Cockermouth, I thought to myself it would make a great TIBB thread :joker: (I'm officially sad now aren't i?!)
No only Tesco are Stinking Greedy and build stores every space they can
shut up.
arista
20-11-2009, 10:27 AM
shut up.
Its True
Tesco invade every area
they Stink.
Its True
Tesco invade every area
they Stink.
In this New Labour Depression
Tesco offer good value
to those hit by the
credit crunch due to
the mess of
One Eyed Scottish Brown.
So opening new stores providing hundreds of people with new jobs is bad?
Sort your priorities out, arista.
Crimson Dynamo
20-11-2009, 10:37 AM
So opening new stores providing hundreds of people with new jobs is bad?
Sort your priorities out, arista.
it is when when it forces high streets to close down thus robbing small communities of a reason to be a small community
it is when when it forces high streets to close down thus robbing small communities of a reason to be a small community
Well at the end of the day it's a dog eat dog world. If Tesco has the power/chance to open new stores they'd do it. I'm sure any other retail shop or supermarket would do the same.
Tesco has done very well to become what it is today, with rival supermarkets everywhere.
arista
20-11-2009, 10:40 AM
So opening new stores providing hundreds of people with new jobs is bad?
Sort your priorities out, arista.
They can open stores but they Land Grab
and are Greedy.
And where they were going Build
is Flooded out in that area.
Well arista I'm sure the water isn't going to be there for months to come.
How are they land grabbing? you and I both don't know the process around it, maybe nobody else wanted it.
You're hate for Tesco is starting to get boring now, you have given no valid reason to why you hate it so much, except they are greedy :S well, Morrisons, ASDA, Sainsbury's all don't exactly sit back and relax do they.
I am not taking away the fact that maybe they build in small communities that people do not want it there, but once the decision is made it's final so locals can't argue with it.
Wait, don't you work in Tesco's, Ross?
Didn't know you were such a corporate cocksucker! :hugesmile:
arista
20-11-2009, 10:46 AM
Wait, don't you work in Tesco's, Ross?
Didn't know you were such a corporate cocksucker! :hugesmile:
Yes Ross the Tesco Worker
Wait, don't you work in Tesco's, Ross?
Didn't know you were such a corporate cocksucker! :hugesmile:
I'm not but it's annoying when the company is good to work for and if they're opening new stores which brings along hundreds of job I don't get how they're being "greedy".
I'm not but it's annoying when the company is good to work for and if they're opening new stores which brings along hundreds of job I don't get how they're being "greedy".
Because it puts lots of other people out of jobs in the long run, which sort of cancels out the whole job thing. Dog eat dog, I know, but still, point stands I reckon.
Even on a cultural level anyway I miss diversity. Corner shops and strange shops are great. And specialist shops. In the future everything is just going to be giant, white faceless supershops.
Because it puts lots of other people out of jobs in the long run, which sort of cancels out the whole job thing. Dog eat dog, I know, but still, point stands I reckon.
Even on a cultural level anyway I miss diversity. Corner shops and strange shops are great. And specialist shops. In the future everything is just going to be giant, white faceless supershops.
True oh well, still it's a good company to work for.
I am off to work now anyway, strangely :p laters.
pinkmichk
20-11-2009, 10:54 AM
on the thread topic i'm glad i dont live there not just cos of the flooding (which happens all over i bet they chose this place cos of the comedy name so news isnt all doom and gloom) plus i wouldnt want to live there imagine telling people your address for example when you phone a bank or similar :joker:
The irony about the building in small communities argument is there is clearly a demand in the small communities or else it wouldn't be there. I'd rather have a supermarket with everything in than having to go from shop to shop. Arista, just be thankful we don't have hypermarkets like France.
Crimson Dynamo
20-11-2009, 11:16 AM
The irony about the building in small communities argument is there is clearly a demand in the small communities or else it wouldn't be there. I'd rather have a supermarket with everything in than having to go from shop to shop. Arista, just be thankful we don't have hypermarkets like France.
one word for you
marketing
NettoSuperstar!
20-11-2009, 11:40 AM
Good News
a place that Tesco's wants to build is Under Water
in that area.
Haha Arista...I too came to laugh at COCKerMOUTH, never fails!
I can't believe none of you are picking up on the bit in the middle which puts it all into context. Maybe it's just my accent but when I say it it comes out as cock - her - mouth.
You can all thank me later for setting back the feminist movement a good sixty years.
Lauren
20-11-2009, 11:49 AM
I can't believe none of you are picking up on the bit in the middle which puts it all into context. Maybe it's just my accent but when I say it it comes out as cock - her - mouth.
You can all thank me later for setting back the feminist movement a good sixty years.
HAHA. Someone, please, give this guy a medal.
HAHA. Someone, please, give this guy a medal.
I thought thats what we were laughing at, clearly not :blush2:
Lauren
20-11-2009, 12:08 PM
I thought thats what we were laughing at, clearly not :blush2:
I'm gonna be honest, I was just laughing at the fact the word cock was beside mouth!
I'm gonna be honest, I was just laughing at the fact the word cock was beside mouth!
haha PENIS
I'm gonna be honest, I was just laughing at the fact the word cock was beside mouth!
and I bet you were the type to laugh in school when the teacher wrote the first 4 letters of analysis on the board, or having to do 'French Oral'. I was :joker:
arista
20-11-2009, 12:41 PM
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Floods-Cumbrian-Police-Say-One-Of-Their-Officers-Is-Missing-After-A-Bridge-Collapse-At-Northside/Article/200911315458931?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15458931_Floods%3A_Cumbrian_Police_Say _One_Of_Their_Officers_Is_Missing_After_A_Bridge_C ollapse_At_Northside
One Police Officer is confirned to have Died
as the Bridge he was on broke up fast.
Speaking of school, we had a ****ing whale of a time when our senile Physics teacher ever attempted to draw a spaceship or a test tube on the board.
One diagram involved him filling the end of the test tube with a colored water and stuffing the top of it with gauze and cotton wool.
Oh how I laughed.
Crimson Dynamo
20-11-2009, 01:24 PM
This thread reminds me a wonderful summer spent at the Butt of Lewis
happy days
Harry!
20-11-2009, 03:59 PM
How hard are the Cockermouth resedents dealing with this mess?
How hard are the Cockermouth resedents dealing with this mess?
That was pretty damn good, if you actually realise what you just did.
Harry!
20-11-2009, 04:05 PM
That was pretty damn good, if you actually realise what you just did.
I relised what I did my post had a purpose. To make people laugh.
I relised what I did my post had a purpose. To make people laugh.
Beautifully deadpan, as usual.
T'was a good'un, though :thumbs:.
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