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KennethTong
20-11-2009, 05:11 PM
Is there anything I can do about this?
Shaun
20-11-2009, 05:11 PM
smoke it
MeMyselfAndI
20-11-2009, 05:12 PM
Kenneth tell Karly i love her <3
Stu
20-11-2009, 05:13 PM
Give it to ol' Stu. And tell that other ham n' egger your not really Kenneth.
KennethTong
20-11-2009, 05:16 PM
Give it to ol' Stu. And tell that other ham n' egger your not really Kenneth.

I don't want to handle it. Do YOU sir?
KennethTong
20-11-2009, 05:17 PM
Kenneth tell Karly i love her <3

Karly says "thanks"
arista
20-11-2009, 05:17 PM
Is there anything I can do about this?


Get it out
It takes over.
Stu
20-11-2009, 05:18 PM
I don't want to handle it. Do YOU sir?
For the right price, ol' Stu will handle anything.
KennethTong
20-11-2009, 05:21 PM
For the right price, ol' Stu will handle anything.

ill take 300 quid for the lot and not a penny less. 4oo, and you can have the ducks too.
Stu
20-11-2009, 05:22 PM
ill take 300 quid for the lot and not a penny less. 4oo and you can have the ducks too.
Wait, this is your problem man. You pay me the 300 to take away the duck weed.

And I will pay you 100 for those sexy ducks. I have a mate who makes a killing on the ol' duck porn circuit.
Crimson Dynamo
20-11-2009, 05:31 PM
get bent Tong
KennethTong
20-11-2009, 05:32 PM
Wait, this is your problem man. You pay me the 300 to take away the duck weed.

And I will pay you 100 for those sexy ducks. I have a mate who makes a killing on the ol' duck porn circuit.

Duck porn? I don't think they've been trained for that sort of thing. They're camera shy you see. Tervold (the eldest) gets very stiff when he's nervous, which causes him to sink to the bottom of the pond at an alarming rate. Have you not any alternative career pathways for these little fellas?
Stu
20-11-2009, 05:35 PM
Tervold (the eldest) gets very stiff
That's exactly what we are looking for my good man.

Our boy trains the ducks too like, and it's all done in a professional studio, so there is no worries.
KennethTong
20-11-2009, 05:42 PM
That's exactly what we are looking for my good man.

Our boy trains the ducks too like, and it's all done in a professional studio, so there is no worries.

Will they be fed? do YOU even know what these ducks eat? they seem to have very large appetites.
Stu
20-11-2009, 05:43 PM
Will they be fed? do YOU even know what these ducks eat? they seem to have very large appetites.
These ducks will eat the cock my friend.

These ducks will eat the cock.
KennethTong
20-11-2009, 05:48 PM
These ducks will eat the cock my friend.

These ducks will eat the cock.

I'm not sure that they are that way inclined.
Stu
20-11-2009, 05:50 PM
I'm not sure that they are that way inclined.
It wont be for them to decide, when it comes time...