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Crimson Dynamo
30-11-2009, 05:28 PM
if you refer to your parents as Mum and Dad to random people and not "My Mum" or My Dad" then you are indeed a prize numpty.


example


Talking to a work colleague: "yeah I had a great weekend, Mum and me went shopping whilst Dad went to the morgue"


To qualify for extreme numpty use "Mummy" or "Daddy" in the scenario.

Stu
30-11-2009, 05:43 PM
I had a great weekend with your mum.

Crimson Dynamo
30-11-2009, 05:49 PM
I had a great weekend with your mum.

is the right answer.





and that was Daddy:conf:

Stu
30-11-2009, 05:55 PM
Your really bad at these comebacks.

And these threads.

Ramsay
30-11-2009, 05:58 PM
I had a great weekend with your mum.

:laugh:

LemonJam
30-11-2009, 06:20 PM
I call my parents my their first names. They hate being called mum and dad.

Firewire
30-11-2009, 06:22 PM
I call mine Mum and Dad.

My grandparents: Gran/Granny :P and Papa.

Shaun
30-11-2009, 06:27 PM
****, I'm a numpty.

Tom
30-11-2009, 06:30 PM
Did your dad die and you and mum went out shopping on his credit card?

Shaun
30-11-2009, 06:33 PM
Did your dad die and you and mum went out shopping on his credit card?

I thought that was referring to me then. I was about to kick some srs ass.

GypsyGoth
30-11-2009, 06:33 PM
I say mom, but I don't talk to random people.

Stu
30-11-2009, 06:34 PM
So is anybody not a numpty in this perfectly sane and rational man's eyes?

Stephanie
30-11-2009, 06:41 PM
i call my dad, daddy
luls

Stu
30-11-2009, 06:49 PM
My dad used to call me 'the mistake'.

Enid
30-11-2009, 07:52 PM
I call my dad *****ace.

Twilight
30-11-2009, 07:53 PM
I call my parents my their first names. They hate being called mum and dad.

LOL same

Captain.Remy
30-11-2009, 07:55 PM
I don't say Mum and Dad. Well, not in French at least. I say 'Mamma' because that's the equivalent of Mum in Italian and 'Папа' (Dada) which is Dad in Russian. I happen to call them Maman et Papa (in French) but it's very rare.
My sisters do that aswell, it's how we grew up.

Alf
30-11-2009, 08:19 PM
I call my dad *****ace.
that sounds like an episode of jeremy kyle

Ross
30-11-2009, 11:57 PM
I call my dad, "my father". and just call my mum "the moody one".

Z
01-12-2009, 12:01 AM
I call my dad in prison and my mum a slag.

Jords
01-12-2009, 12:03 AM
I just call them mum & dad

Crimson Dynamo
01-12-2009, 08:35 AM
Your really bad at these comebacks.

And these threads.



I will be doing TheLeatherTrumpet with some poetry soon

Stu
01-12-2009, 09:50 AM
I will be doing TheLeatherTrumpet with some poetry soon
That's The Joe's spot. You can't just wrestle it away from the poor kid. Get a parable slot or something!

Crimson Dynamo
01-12-2009, 10:16 AM
That's The Joe's spot. You can't just wrestle it away from the poor kid. Get a parable slot or something!

there are

other options you know

fact


Sign of the zodiac

Dr.Gonzo
01-12-2009, 10:37 AM
I'm getting worried about you, TrumpetTrousers.

Are you having a breakdown? Maybe start going to bed earlier and stop masturbating over Chris Tarrant in the wee hours.

Crimson Dynamo
01-12-2009, 10:56 AM
I'm getting worried about you, TrumpetTrousers.

Are you having a breakdown? Maybe start going to bed earlier and stop masturbating over Chris Tarrant in the wee hours.

I used to work with Tarrant funnily enough!

Dr.Gonzo
01-12-2009, 10:58 AM
Don't worry about it then. A lot of people have sexual fantasies about ex collegues.