Leather Trumpet's Utter Numpty Test

[Crimson Dynamo]

if you refer to your parents as Mum and Dad to random people and not "My Mum" or My Dad" then you are indeed a prize numpty.


example


Talking to a work colleague: "yeah I had a great weekend, Mum and me went shopping whilst Dad went to the morgue"


To qualify for extreme numpty use "Mummy" or "Daddy" in the scenario.

[Stu]

I had a great weekend with your mum.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I had a great weekend with your mum.

is the right answer.





and that was Daddy:conf:

[Stu]

Your really bad at these comebacks.

And these threads.

[Ramsay]

I had a great weekend with your mum.

:laugh:

[LemonJam]

I call my parents my their first names. They hate being called mum and dad.

[Firewire]

I call mine Mum and Dad.

My grandparents: Gran/Granny :P and Papa.

[Shaun]

****, I'm a numpty.

[Tom]

Did your dad die and you and mum went out shopping on his credit card?

[Shaun]

Did your dad die and you and mum went out shopping on his credit card?

I thought that was referring to me then. I was about to kick some srs ass.

[GypsyGoth]

I say mom, but I don't talk to random people.

[Stu]

So is anybody not a numpty in this perfectly sane and rational man's eyes?

[Stephanie]

i call my dad, daddy
luls

[Stu]

My dad used to call me 'the mistake'.

[Enid]

I call my dad *****ace.

[Twilight]

I call my parents my their first names. They hate being called mum and dad.

LOL same

[Captain.Remy]

I don't say Mum and Dad. Well, not in French at least. I say 'Mamma' because that's the equivalent of Mum in Italian and 'Папа' (Dada) which is Dad in Russian. I happen to call them Maman et Papa (in French) but it's very rare.
My sisters do that aswell, it's how we grew up.

[Alf]

I call my dad *****ace.
that sounds like an episode of jeremy kyle

[Ross]

I call my dad, "my father". and just call my mum "the moody one".

[Z]

I call my dad in prison and my mum a slag.

[Jords]

I just call them mum & dad

[Crimson Dynamo]

Your really bad at these comebacks.

And these threads.



I will be doing TheLeatherTrumpet with some poetry soon

[Stu]

I will be doing TheLeatherTrumpet with some poetry soon
That's The Joe's spot. You can't just wrestle it away from the poor kid. Get a parable slot or something!

[Crimson Dynamo]

That's The Joe's spot. You can't just wrestle it away from the poor kid. Get a parable slot or something!

there are

other options you know

fact


Sign of the zodiac

[Dr.Gonzo]

I'm getting worried about you, TrumpetTrousers.

Are you having a breakdown? Maybe start going to bed earlier and stop masturbating over Chris Tarrant in the wee hours.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm getting worried about you, TrumpetTrousers.

Are you having a breakdown? Maybe start going to bed earlier and stop masturbating over Chris Tarrant in the wee hours.

I used to work with Tarrant funnily enough!

[Dr.Gonzo]

Don't worry about it then. A lot of people have sexual fantasies about ex collegues.