View Full Version : Leather Trumpet's Utter Numpty Test
Crimson Dynamo
30-11-2009, 05:28 PM
if you refer to your parents as Mum and Dad to random people and not "My Mum" or My Dad" then you are indeed a prize numpty.
example
Talking to a work colleague: "yeah I had a great weekend, Mum and me went shopping whilst Dad went to the morgue"
To qualify for extreme numpty use "Mummy" or "Daddy" in the scenario.
I had a great weekend with your mum.
Crimson Dynamo
30-11-2009, 05:49 PM
I had a great weekend with your mum.
is the right answer.
and that was Daddy:conf:
Your really bad at these comebacks.
And these threads.
Ramsay
30-11-2009, 05:58 PM
I had a great weekend with your mum.
:laugh:
LemonJam
30-11-2009, 06:20 PM
I call my parents my their first names. They hate being called mum and dad.
Firewire
30-11-2009, 06:22 PM
I call mine Mum and Dad.
My grandparents: Gran/Granny :P and Papa.
Shaun
30-11-2009, 06:27 PM
****, I'm a numpty.
Did your dad die and you and mum went out shopping on his credit card?
Shaun
30-11-2009, 06:33 PM
Did your dad die and you and mum went out shopping on his credit card?
I thought that was referring to me then. I was about to kick some srs ass.
GypsyGoth
30-11-2009, 06:33 PM
I say mom, but I don't talk to random people.
So is anybody not a numpty in this perfectly sane and rational man's eyes?
Stephanie
30-11-2009, 06:41 PM
i call my dad, daddy
luls
My dad used to call me 'the mistake'.
Twilight
30-11-2009, 07:53 PM
I call my parents my their first names. They hate being called mum and dad.
LOL same
Captain.Remy
30-11-2009, 07:55 PM
I don't say Mum and Dad. Well, not in French at least. I say 'Mamma' because that's the equivalent of Mum in Italian and 'Папа' (Dada) which is Dad in Russian. I happen to call them Maman et Papa (in French) but it's very rare.
My sisters do that aswell, it's how we grew up.
I call my dad *****ace.
that sounds like an episode of jeremy kyle
I call my dad, "my father". and just call my mum "the moody one".
I call my dad in prison and my mum a slag.
Jords
01-12-2009, 12:03 AM
I just call them mum & dad
Crimson Dynamo
01-12-2009, 08:35 AM
Your really bad at these comebacks.
And these threads.
I will be doing TheLeatherTrumpet with some poetry soon
I will be doing TheLeatherTrumpet with some poetry soon
That's The Joe's spot. You can't just wrestle it away from the poor kid. Get a parable slot or something!
Crimson Dynamo
01-12-2009, 10:16 AM
That's The Joe's spot. You can't just wrestle it away from the poor kid. Get a parable slot or something!
there are
other options you know
fact
Sign of the zodiac
Dr.Gonzo
01-12-2009, 10:37 AM
I'm getting worried about you, TrumpetTrousers.
Are you having a breakdown? Maybe start going to bed earlier and stop masturbating over Chris Tarrant in the wee hours.
Crimson Dynamo
01-12-2009, 10:56 AM
I'm getting worried about you, TrumpetTrousers.
Are you having a breakdown? Maybe start going to bed earlier and stop masturbating over Chris Tarrant in the wee hours.
I used to work with Tarrant funnily enough!
Dr.Gonzo
01-12-2009, 10:58 AM
Don't worry about it then. A lot of people have sexual fantasies about ex collegues.
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