pmsl

[Stephanie]

my auntie brought me this thing called turron blando or something from spain
its like a block of light brown thing and it's nutty LOL i don't know what to do with it, should i just eat it on its own? lloololol

[Amanda.]

it kind of sounds like a **** that someone took when they were constipated.

[Stephanie]

i opened it and was just like wtf

[Jack_]

sounds like a downtown porno to me.

doesn't sound nice, so i wouldn't eat it.

[GypsyGoth]

Sounds dangerous to me.

[Stephanie]

pmsl i have some on a plate
i'm too scared to eat it LOL

[Z]

Post a picture!

[Jack_]

just Googled it, and if that's what you're looking at, it looks like sticks of dried **** that have been diluted with piss.

Weirdly, they look nice.

[Stephanie]

just Googled it, and if that's what you're looking at, it looks like sticks of dried **** that have been diluted with piss.

Weirdly, they look nice.
LMAOOOOOOO :joker:

[Jack_]

http://askfrancisco.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/turron-blando.jpg

Similar to this?

[GypsyGoth]

just Googled it, and if that's what you're looking at, it looks like sticks of dried **** that have been diluted with piss.

Weirdly, they look nice.

:laugh2:

[Amanda.]

just googled it, and if that's what you're looking at, it looks like sticks of dried **** that have been diluted with piss.

Weirdly, they look nice.

pm.
Sl.

[Stephanie]

http://askfrancisco.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/turron-blando.jpg

Similar to this?
YES LOL
it was in a big block and i cut it up like that

[Jack_]

well i don't even want to know what dirty sluts whole that has fallen out of.

[Stephanie]

i was about to post that same picture aswell
we r soul mates <3 xxxxxxx

[Stephanie]

well i don't even want to know what dirty sluts whole that has fallen out of.
pmsl
it's kinda oily aswell like it's been lubed up

[Jack_]

i was about to post that same picture aswell
we r soul mates <3 xxxxxxx

no wai, we r ment to be 2geva <33333

[Jack_]

pmsl
it's kinda oily aswell like it's been lubed up

lulz, just be thankful that it's not been creamed off with the **** that comes out of the arses of the 2 Girls 1 Cup girls. Now that would be some dirty ****.

[Stephanie]

no wai, we r ment to be 2geva <33333
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http://www.arenaflowers.com/product_image/large/309-i_love_you_balloon.jpg

[Stephanie]

lulz, just be thankful that it's not been creamed off with the **** that comes out of the arses of the 2 Girls 1 Cup girls. Now that would be some dirty ****.
one word.



ew.

[Amanda.]

well i don't even want to know what dirty sluts whole that has fallen out of.


Sorry forgot to flush at that Four Seasons in Spain.

[Stephanie]

omg
i tried eating some and nearly puked :bawling:

[Jack_]

hope u can still eat it bbz <3 dunt let the **** get in the way of a nice brown, sticky treat.

okay, okay i'll stop.

poo.

[Jack_]

Sorry forgot to flush at that Four Seasons in Spain.

:joker: :joker:

[Stephanie]

hope u can still eat it bbz <3 dunt let the **** get in the way of a nice brown, sticky treat.

okay, okay i'll stop.

poo.
pmsl ur so funi bbz xx

-cries and pukes everywhere-

[Stephanie]

ugh i don't know what to do, i can't chuck it away or anything because i said to my dad that it was really nice
i was like

ohh aren't u jelous i hav turron blanco, in yur face loser, its nom nom!!!!!!!!

:bawling:

[Jack_]

Heat it up, then smear it up your ass and over the toilet seat and tell them it gave you the *****.

only wai owt x

[Stephanie]

:bawling:

[Stephanie]

mk plan, im gonna shve it ina diet coke can i found on da flor

[Jack_]

tip top brap brap no1 will no lulz xx itz fool proof xxxxx

[Stephanie]

fml only half of it will fit in

[Jack_]

Ram it in, ram it in hard. :dog:

[Stephanie]

yeh i'll ram dis bitch in da hole xx

[Jack_]

nyc1

anyways bbe, am off now nite nite ilysfm xxx

[Stephanie]

niteee luv u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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