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MarkWaldorf
03-12-2009, 10:40 AM
PMSL
http://i48.tinypic.com/53k5sp.jpg
Are they jealous because Christina is more beautiful and talented than they are?
MarkWaldorf
03-12-2009, 10:46 AM
oh honey, exit stage left.
Or is it because she doesn't kiss arse and generally does her own thing?
Could be a number of reasons really.
Shaun
03-12-2009, 04:46 PM
the **** is on the right?
At first I thought it was Beyonce?
Jords
03-12-2009, 04:50 PM
No idea whos furtherest right :tongue:
xDramatick
03-12-2009, 05:20 PM
christina - gaga - britney - beyonce.
and yuh, what enid said.
Shaun
03-12-2009, 05:28 PM
Are they jealous because Christina is more beautiful and talented than they are?
brit + gaga yes, beyonce no.
brit + gaga yes, beyonce no.
Beyonce has no sex appeal though
King Gizzard
03-12-2009, 07:56 PM
Beyonce has no sex appeal though
She really does
None of the others do, maybe Christina a tiny bit
LemonJam
03-12-2009, 07:56 PM
brit + gaga yes, beyonce no.
This.
But lawl @ the pic.
Barely looks like Beyonce in the second pic, but I see it now.
People need to take it less seriously though, it's funny :)
She really does
None of the others do, maybe Christina a tiny bit
I think Christina has a lot, imo more than all of them put together, Beyonce doesn't really do anything for me even though she is v good looking
Not a patch on Shakira though :lovedup:
Gaga > Beyoncé > Shakira > Christina Millian > Christina Aguilera > Pink > Britney Spears
In sex appeal, for me.
Lauren
03-12-2009, 08:11 PM
Gaga > Beyoncé > Shakira > Christina Millian > Christina Aguilera > Pink > Britney Spears
In sex appeal, for me.
Not that I find any of them sexually appealing, but if I did it'd be ^ that, but with Gaga on the end, and maybe Millian > Shakira.
Not that I find any of them sexually appealing, but if I did it'd be ^ that, but with Gaga on the end, and maybe Millian > Shakira.
You got taste apart from Gaga but I still love you. :dance:
Gaga > Shakira > Beyonce > Christina Millian > Christina Aguilera.
The other two can take turns collecting my cum in a bucket and emptying it into a sink, should this ever become a feature length sex epic.
Gaga > Beyoncé > Shakira > Christina Millian > Christina Aguilera > Pink > Britney Spears
In sex appeal, for me.
:shocked: What!
Shakira > Beyoncé > Christina Aguilera > Britney Spears > Christina Milian > P!nk > GaGa
InOne
03-12-2009, 08:18 PM
:shocked: What!
Shakira > Beyoncé > Christina Aguilera > Britney Spears > Christina Milian > P!nk > GaGa
I'd agree with that.
Shakira is deffinetly the sexiest of the lot oh my
Did Greg again now I got it all wrong but it felt so right I can't believe it!
Yaaaay.
MrGaryy
03-12-2009, 08:41 PM
brit + gaga yes, beyonce no.
yeah B is qt but Christina is more talented, she manges to get song credits for more than just changed the grammar and has showed more variety in her career.
what a joke this is.
BAI Y'ALL!
http://i43.tinypic.com/2pr7c0l.jpg
Shaun
03-12-2009, 08:43 PM
lmfao @ whoever put GaGa as sexiest. i know it's a tired cliche, but she looks like a ****ing man. alright body, but she's a shameless, tasteless and disgusting tramp.
shameless, tasteless and disgusting tramp.
Exactly the way I like it.
Natural beauty does nothing for me. My pansexual hormones work on this strange aesthetic level.
Besides, don't lie, you would tap it.
MrGaryy
03-12-2009, 09:01 PM
Exactly the way I like it.
Natural beauty does nothing for me. My pansexual hormones work on this strange aesthetic level.
Besides, don't lie, you would tap it.
I'd tap it and I;m gay. but she is a man so yeah.
I can't believe what I'm reading! Lady Gaga has a fantastic body, but she is a "butterface", after all. If she ain't got a pretty face, she ain't got nothing.
I can't believe what I'm reading! Lady Gaga has a fantastic body, but she is a "butterface", after all. If she ain't got a pretty face, she ain't got nothing.
true
Well when me and Ross force her into a videotaped threesome, we will try and get the tapes distributed to you all before the authorities inevitably swoop in on us.
Lady GaGa is seriously in my top fifteen. Somewhere between Jennifer Love Hewitt and Trent Reznor.
It's a funny ol' fifteen, granted.
Make sure it's from behind.
Granted, Lady GaGa has a hot body, but.. her face! Her face!?!
Granted, Lady GaGa has a hot body, but.. her face! Her face!?!
Makeup, my man, makeup. Problem solved.
I have no reservations about banging the **** out of some woman plastered in makeup if it looks good. If it's not true love the sex is purely an aesthetic thing anyway so what the hell.
She's a bit like Marilyn Manson in that respect, I guess. That dude looks like a scrotum with eyes dotted on in felt tip pen without the makeup.
MarkWaldorf
03-12-2009, 09:14 PM
http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/1/18/23/what-lady-gaga-really-looks-like-20206-1232337767-4.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/britney-spears-bald-400a030207.jpg
Hey, you show me your worst picture, I'll show you mine. GaGa would still get it over that bald son of a bitch.
http://arablondoner.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/fat-britney.jpg
To be fair, the strain of writing her new album really got to poor Bwitney.
Haha, this is one hideous thread. :P
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/484/69/lady_gaga_fhm400x540.0.0.0x0.400x540.jpeg
LemonJam
03-12-2009, 09:26 PM
Gaga? Sexiest? Oh my.
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/484/69/lady_gaga_fhm400x540.0.0.0x0.400x540.jpeg
Anybody who denies that for sheer sex appeal is a plain liar. And thy poke thous face with my rod of disapproval.
InOne
03-12-2009, 09:29 PM
You just can't compare GaGa to Shakira though really. Shakira is in a different league. Brintey maybe, but Shakira is a sizzler.
I'd pound Gaga's puss anyday over Shakira's. Okay, I'd pound Shakira too but I'd pound Gaga 100 times before I pound Shakira.
Total MILF!
http://beattrend.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/blog1-christina-aguilera.jpg
You just can't compare GaGa to Shakira though really. Shakira is in a different league. Brintey maybe, but Shakira is a sizzler.
You can, really. It's all about opinion and how different people perceive things in different ways.
Shakira is stunning, but I would still take GaGa over her. Eyes, voice, how I imagine her to be in the sack, mannerisms, personality, all GaGa. I look at the complete aesthetic picture, not just the body or the face.
GaGa would get a seeing to in my hotel room of lust first. Shakira can sit on the floor and wait her turn.
You can, really. It's all about opinion and how different people perceive things in different ways.
Shakira is stunning, but I would still take GaGa over her. Eyes, voice, how I imagine her to be in the sack, mannerisms, personality, all GaGa. I look at the complete aesthetic picture, not just the body or the face.
GaGa would get a seeing to in my hotel room of lust first. Shakira can sit on the floor and wait her turn.
This.
Gaga. End of.
Well if nobody agrees with me, I'll have Christina all to myself. Purr purr.
InOne
03-12-2009, 09:35 PM
You can, really. It's all about opinion and how different people perceive things in different ways.
Shakira is stunning, but I would still take GaGa over her. Eyes, voice, how I imagine her to be in the sack, mannerisms, personality, all GaGa. I look at the complete aesthetic picture, not just the body or the face.
I guess, but I don't think i'd like GaGa as a person either, way too up herself, whilst Shakira seems all sweet lol
But yeah, not saying GaGa is THAT bad, just not my cup of tea.
InOne
03-12-2009, 09:36 PM
Well if nobody agrees with me, I'll have Christina all to myself. Purr purr.
Hmmmm, nah Christina is pretty hot, she went through a few dodgy changes, but got there in the end lol
Me, Stu and Gaga threesome. Hot.
Hmmmm, nah Christina is pretty hot, she went through a few dodgy changes, but got there in the end lol
I love her classic 50's look the most, but she can pull off anything really.
I'm saying all this and I don't even like her ****ing music, hah.
MrGaryy
03-12-2009, 09:42 PM
Well if nobody agrees with me, I'll have Christina all to myself. Purr purr.
hell no, lets go gurl.
http://i42.tinypic.com/syxvo6.jpg
lily.
03-12-2009, 09:44 PM
Besides, don't lie, you would tap it.
Even Shaun isn't that desperate..
Ye'd have to be pretty hard-up to want to bang GaGa... -looks at Ross-
:P
MrGaryy
03-12-2009, 09:49 PM
I'm off gurls, ttyl xo.
http://www.caguilera.com/albums/4197/normal_christina-aguilera-43019.jpg
lily.
03-12-2009, 09:50 PM
**** off then.
Gaga is vile and her body is nothing to write home about
Gaga is vile and her body is nothing to write home about
You don't sugar coat. :P
Ye'd have to be pretty hard-up to want to bang GaGa
Your right there. It's always hard and it's always up. So she'd get a lash off my disco stick :lovedup:.
InOne
03-12-2009, 09:57 PM
I love her classic 50's look the most, but she can pull off anything really.
I'm saying all this and I don't even like her ****ing music, hah.
Didn't like where she when all tanned and dyed to her black, trying to be black. Just didn't cut it.
King Gizzard
03-12-2009, 09:58 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5QjA9T7zqL8/SilBhX07qaI/AAAAAAAAASg/-B_AEiDJlls/s400/Lady+gaga+brunette.jpg
MrGaryy
03-12-2009, 10:01 PM
Didn't like where she when all tanned and dyed to her black, trying to be black. Just didn't cut it.
say WUT.
http://www.caguilera.com/albums/3394/normal_christina-aguilera-2927.jpg
Didn't like where she when all tanned and dyed to her black, trying to be black. Just didn't cut it.
I didn't like that look either. She is better looking as a blonde.
InOne
03-12-2009, 10:09 PM
say WUT.
http://www.caguilera.com/albums/3394/normal_christina-aguilera-2927.jpg
http://img.banjig.net/d/bb/user_uploads/226598/christina_aguilera_008_88947134.jpg
How is that trying to be black? She is adopting a certain ghetto style FFS. I hate when people say that about white artists. Nobody is trying to be black.
Is a black man in a suit trying to be white? Because they all go around in Laker's jersey's smoking blunts, right?
lily.
03-12-2009, 10:13 PM
Your right there. It's always hard and it's always up. So she'd get a lash off my disco stick :lovedup:.
To be fair Stu, you're not fussy who rides on your disco stick.
To be fair Stu, you're not fussy who rides on your disco stick.
Put it away.
lily.
03-12-2009, 10:13 PM
..Because they all go around in Laker's jersey's smoking blunts, right?
Yes, yes they do.
To be fair Stu, you're not fussy who rides on your disco stick.
Fussyness can be bargained with legal tender :wink:.
Because they all go around in Laker's jersey's smoking blunts, right?
Yes, yes they do.
****, that's me!
MrGaryy
03-12-2009, 10:16 PM
there's a difference between being tanned and black. I twas a video shoot, she was in costume.
lily.
03-12-2009, 10:17 PM
Fussyness can be bargained with legal tender :wink:.
****, that's me!
Yes, yes it is.
;)
And, yes, you're a cheap ride.... there's no doubt about it.. :P
InOne
03-12-2009, 10:18 PM
How is that trying to be black? She is adopting a certain ghetto style FFS. I hate when people say that about white artists. Nobody is trying to be black.
Is a black man in a suit trying to be white? Because they all go around in Laker's jersey's smoking blunts, right?
The whole Ghetto woman thing. But she is over it now, it was years ago.
InOne
03-12-2009, 10:19 PM
there's a difference between being tanned and black. I twas a video shoot, she was in costume.
Could she have pulled that photo shoot off with blonde hair and fair skin?
The whole Ghetto woman thing. But she is over it now, it was years ago.
Yeah, how's that trying to be black? I doubt she actually legitimately set out to convince people that she was, in fact, African American. Just seems like such a cheap way to stereotype culture.
lily.
03-12-2009, 10:21 PM
-sits back and laughs-
InOne
03-12-2009, 10:21 PM
Yeah, how's that trying to be black? I doubt she actually legitimately set out to convince people that she was, in fact, African American. Just seems like such a cheap way to stereotype culture.
I probably shoud have said Ghetto, but in that video, she cleary wants to give the vibe of 'being in the hood' whether it be black hispanic whatever, even if it is just in character.
Could she have pulled that photo shoot off with blonde hair and fair skin?
What difference does it make? She likes to experiment with styles. The poor girl was hardly going to hit up a hood and start selling crack to pay for a fried chicken habit that spiraled out of control.
InOne
03-12-2009, 10:23 PM
What difference does it make? She likes to experiment with styles. The poor girl was hardly going to hit up a hood and start selling crack to pay for a fried chicken habit that spiraled out of control.
Exactly why I said even if it was in character at the end.
lily.
03-12-2009, 10:24 PM
What difference does it make? She likes to experiment with styles. The poor girl was hardly going to hit up a hood and start selling crack to pay for a fried chicken habit that spiraled out of control.
Now, you don't know that.. these celebrities.. you never know what their issues are..
One minute, global superstar,, the next minute, they're on Jeremy Kyle with Lauren in the audience throwing Revels at them..
lily.
03-12-2009, 10:25 PM
What difference does it make? She likes to experiment with styles. The poor girl was hardly going to hit up a hood and start selling crack to pay for a fried chicken habit that spiraled out of control.
Are you implying that it's only black people who hit up hoods, sell crack and have out of control fried chicken habits?
Don't you think that's a bit racist?
LawL
Now, you don't know that.. these celebrities.. you never know what their issues are..
One minute, global superstar,, the next minute, they're on Jeremy Kyle with Lauren in the audience throwing Revels at them..
Jeremy Kyle. That man is the equivalent of wiping your ass too enthusiastically only to realize you have smeared **** on your scrotum, and when you try and clean it, it just spreads and spreads and spreads.
And before you know it, you are lying in bed skinning up a joint at 10 every morning watching his show.
MrGaryy
03-12-2009, 10:32 PM
http://www.lachapellestudio.com/celebrities/christina-aguilera/?ci=46
s0b
That's just as bad as accidentally wiping your **** up the crack of your arse and it's all nasty and sticky and then having to pick it off once it dries up. Then you have **** smelling fingers and dried bits of **** on your bed.
lily.
03-12-2009, 10:33 PM
Jeremy Kyle. That man is the equivalent of wiping your ass too enthusiastically only to realize you have smeared **** on your scrotum, and when you try and clean it, it just spreads and spreads and spreads.
And before you know it, you are lying in bed skinning up a joint at 10 every morning watching his show.
sf tragic..
-wanders away pondering how we got from Mean Girls to Stu's ****-Smeared Scrotum in just 4 pages-
(ohay alliteration)
That's just as bad as accidentally wiping your **** up the crack of your arse and it's all nasty and sticky and then having to pick it off once it dries up. Then you have **** smelling fingers and dried bits of **** on your bed.
ew
That's just as bad as accidentally wiping your **** up the crack of your arse and it's all nasty and sticky and then having to pick it off once it dries up. Then you have **** smelling fingers and dried bits of **** on your bed.
Or when your constipated and you have ebbed out all you can, but there is still a little bit jammed right at the edge of hell's gates, so when you wipe it, you essentially have to go through a whole roll of toilet roll to gradually wear away this chunk of **** like waves destroying a cliff.
But enough about Ant & Dec.
lily.
03-12-2009, 10:35 PM
Nope.. that'll do for me...
-exits thread-
LoL
Lauren
03-12-2009, 11:30 PM
....wtf has happened to this thread, guys, seriously.
lily.
03-12-2009, 11:34 PM
You featured in it somewhere Lozza..
InOne
03-12-2009, 11:34 PM
....wtf has happened to this thread, guys, seriously.
I'm innocent!!!
Lauren
03-12-2009, 11:38 PM
You featured in it somewhere Lozza..
I saw lmao :hugesmile:, thankfully a few posts before Stu and Enid's...descriptions.
I saw lmao :hugesmile:, thankfully a few posts before Stu and Enid's...descriptions.
They're just so... descriptive.
30stone
04-12-2009, 12:15 AM
Just like to say.
Beyonce is so meh.
Gaga with enough make up is hot.
But i would prefer Cheryl cole to all of them..
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