MarkWaldorf
05-12-2009, 01:46 PM
:nono:
You've got to hand it to Jordan - she's got an amazing knack of saying the most headline-grabbing things possible with utterly perfect timing, even when she's so off her rocker that she can barely string a sentence together.
Of all the poor sweet innocent young boys in all of the world, Jordan would have to pick the current X Factor favourite to be her next victim, wouldn't she? Saying she fancied Danyl or Olly just wouldn't be shocking enough - so, instead, she's gone for sweet little Joe McElderry, who's 18 but looks about 12.
"I've been watching the X Factor and have a soft spot for Joe," she said during the wild night out that ended like this. "He is fit. He wouldn't last a minute in my bedroom."
Yes, really. She actually said that. It's like Gareth Gates all over again. On the plus side, she's not pregnant by another man this time... that we know of. But she is a hell of a lot older and ought to - but obviously doesn't - know a hell of a lot better. It's just so so so so so so so wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. So. Wrong. It's so wrong that the words "so wrong" no longer look like real words because we've said them and typed them so many times.
Do you know who else we'd imagine will think this is terribly inappropriate and blood-curdlingly terrifying? Cheryl Cole. We have a feeling she'll be absolutely furious that Jordan wants to corrupt her little baby boy. Anyone in the mood for a Cheryl Vs Jordan bitchfight? Imagine the damage they could do to each other's hair extensions..."
source: http://www.3am.co.uk/jordan-katie-price-fancies-x-factors-joe-mcelderry/20235/
:joker:
You've got to hand it to Jordan - she's got an amazing knack of saying the most headline-grabbing things possible with utterly perfect timing, even when she's so off her rocker that she can barely string a sentence together.
Of all the poor sweet innocent young boys in all of the world, Jordan would have to pick the current X Factor favourite to be her next victim, wouldn't she? Saying she fancied Danyl or Olly just wouldn't be shocking enough - so, instead, she's gone for sweet little Joe McElderry, who's 18 but looks about 12.
"I've been watching the X Factor and have a soft spot for Joe," she said during the wild night out that ended like this. "He is fit. He wouldn't last a minute in my bedroom."
Yes, really. She actually said that. It's like Gareth Gates all over again. On the plus side, she's not pregnant by another man this time... that we know of. But she is a hell of a lot older and ought to - but obviously doesn't - know a hell of a lot better. It's just so so so so so so so wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. So. Wrong. It's so wrong that the words "so wrong" no longer look like real words because we've said them and typed them so many times.
Do you know who else we'd imagine will think this is terribly inappropriate and blood-curdlingly terrifying? Cheryl Cole. We have a feeling she'll be absolutely furious that Jordan wants to corrupt her little baby boy. Anyone in the mood for a Cheryl Vs Jordan bitchfight? Imagine the damage they could do to each other's hair extensions..."
source: http://www.3am.co.uk/jordan-katie-price-fancies-x-factors-joe-mcelderry/20235/
:joker: