How many times a day do you wank?

[Beastie]

How many times a day do you wank?

[Patrick]

Put a poll :joker:

With numbers from 1 to 20

[Stu]

Put a poll :joker:

With numbers from 1 to 20
20? Pussy.

[Shaun]

I base my habits on full moons.

[Beastie]

Put a poll :joker:

With numbers from 1 to 20


I don't know how to make a poll when the thread is already posted?

[Ross]

No idea, I don't think anyone has a set ammount they have to stick to.

I just do it when the time comes.

[Stu]

To be honest I don't seek out wank's with intention because the orgasms are useless. The best orgasms are when the wank finds you, not the other way around. So when it comes to me naturally, I will bang one out and wipe an entire civilisation off my chest with a tissue.

[Nicky.]

None :P

[King Gizzard]

When I have the insipiration, lmao

[Conzors]

when i'm horny.

lol

;]
x

[Tom]

My girlfriend does it for me :dazzler:

[andyman]

Depends on how many High Schools i go past..

[Conzors]

Depends on how many High Schools i go past..

ew lol.
x

[andyman]

My girlfriend does it for me :dazzler:Do you cum all over her face?
Does she clean your tip?
Am i touching myself right now?

[Firewire]

None :P

Nicky. Tell the truth now.

Lying is bad for your health.

[Firewire]

I base my habits on full moons.

lmao.

[Beastie]

Depends on how many High Schools i go past..


LOL! peedo! joke.. the 15 year old girls with really short skirts?

[Beastie]

To be honest I don't seek out wank's with intention because the orgasms are useless. The best orgasms are when the wank finds you, not the other way around. So when it comes to me naturally, I will bang one out and wipe an entire civilisation off my chest with a tissue.

I like this analysis!

[Tom]

Do you cum all over her face?
Does she clean your tip?
Am i touching myself right now?

She doesn't let me. It'll take ages to get out of her hair apparently

[Stu]

Oh, and I really love those rare times when you are bored late at night and you suddenly realise ''****, I haven't had a wank all day!''.

And that time, ladies and gentlemen, is now.

[andyman]

LOL! peedo! joke.. the 15 year old girls with really short skirts?:shocked: NO! Female teachers...

[Enid]

Used to every night but now that sex is readily available for me, only occasionally to get my boyfriend off.

[Beastie]

Oh, and I really love those rare times when you are bored late at night and you suddenly realise ''****, I haven't had a wank all day!''.

And that time, ladies and gentlemen, is now.


Enjoy!

[Patrick]

20? Pussy.

The Poll Limit doesnt go pass 20 :hugesmile:

[andyman]

She doesn't let me. It'll take ages to get out of her hair apparentlyWHAT? Oh dear.. Tom you fk the pussy, you don't become one..

She can open her mouth and you aim for that, and last bits of cum you shoot on her face, you need to law down the law Tom.

Most women are dirty bitches, you just need to find her inner dirty bitch.. Or it can go wrong and she hates you for being a dirty perv that wants to act out porn.. :shocked:

[Tom]

20? Pussy.

I think thats what you desperately need if you do 20 a day

[Firewire]

The Poll Limit doesnt go pass 20 :hugesmile:

It does if you do

1-5

5-10

etc.

[Patrick]

I don't know how to make a poll when the thread is already posted?

Go to Thread Tools

[andyman]

Used to every night but now that sex is readily available for me, only occasionally to get my boyfriend off.Good girl, i have a feeling he likes you.. Alot.

[Stu]

I think thats what you desperately need if you do 20 a day
That or a hormone reduction operation.

[Beastie]

Go to Thread Tools

Thankyou Patrick!

[andyman]

Stu, nature is saying go and plant your seed into many pots..

Thank you Child Support for fking that up..

[InOne]

Stu, nature is saying go and plant your seed into many pots..

Thank you Child Support for fking that up..

Yep, have to be careful where you dip your winkle these days.

[Tom]

Stu, nature is saying go and plant your seed into many pots..

Thank you Child Support for fking that up..

http://youbrokemytaco.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/chav2.jpg

[Beastie]

Vote everyone! It is not just males with penis's but women with vagina's too!

[andyman]

http://youbrokemytaco.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/chav2.jpgFantastico! bangachav.com

[Beastie]

1 person is horny with 6-10 times. I bet Conzors voted for that one!

[Firewire]

1 person is horny with 6-10 times. I bet Conzors voted for that one!

Or Ross.

But more likely to be Conor.

[Stu]

Stu, nature is saying go and plant your seed into many pots..

Thank you Child Support for fking that up..
Nah, those little fellas are safer on my bedsheets!

[Beastie]

Someone clicked 25+

OWN UP LOL

[Ross]

Or Ross.

But more likely to be Conor.

Erm, **** you?

[Firewire]

Erm, **** you?

:(

[Ross]

I'm tired, I might go and have one of my daily nine wanks. Ey, Jonathan? :@

[Vladimir]

25+

But on Sunday 50+ (today is a lucky day)

[Stacey.]

eww, this thread is sick:yuk:

[Captain.Remy]

25+ most definitely everywhere: in class, in the street, in my car while driving, on my desk, while reading TIBB, clubs, rail stations, supermarket, at the gym....

No I'm kidding, I do it when it happens, I don't count nor I have an average mark. I much prefer real sex than just being my right hand and I hence I don't do it on a daily basis.

[Brad.]

1 a day. :)

[Enid]

eww, this thread is sick:yuk:
No it's not. It's au naturel, baby.

[Twilight]

0 Tbh:P
LOL courtney its natural:/

[Crimson Dynamo]

I save mine up and have a year blow out on the 17th of December. I then launch a small sailing boat on the cum slick and run a flag up my pole whilst humming the Blue Peter Theme tune.

[30stone]

the 15 year old girls with really short skirts?


Sounds good!


Edit: it also dpeends with me i had a couple of months where it was like once every 2 weeks.
But its usually between 1 every other day and 2/3 a day.

[Enid]

Sounds good!


Edit: it also dpeends with me i had a couple of months where it was like once every 2 weeks.
But its usually between 1 every other day and 2/3 a day.
Ben, sometimes I can't tell if you are kidding or not. :P