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dirtyvileHARRYuk
20-12-2009, 10:21 PM
I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU COULD COPY AND PASTE MY POEM TO LABOUR TO SHOW HOW UNHAPPY WE ARE WITH THE CURRENT LAW AND HOW IT NEEDS CHANGE. IF YOU DO < THANKS




protecting your family and house petition



yet again MP's are lacking clarity,

like the 10p tax row, at home the uk people are no charity.

if someone invades your private space,

you respond like john prescot and wack them in the face.

can you imagine a intruder near your wife or daughter,

forget human rights, the law, they are going straight to the slaughter.

what ever your choice of disposal, its justified,

they might think twice about burglary if there's a chance they are crucified.

we need the uk to pull together to false a uprising,

the power of the people is what needs exercising.

everyone is a individual, a reaction can not be a law,

so copy and paste my poem to labour, and let start the war.
Brad.
20-12-2009, 10:28 PM
Can you stop posting your poems on here, no-one really cares.
Enid
20-12-2009, 10:43 PM
Ahem. I enjoy reading his poems. :D
Sticks
21-12-2009, 06:56 AM
This makes me wonder if we should have a no politics rule like we have on the forum I am a moderator on.
dirtyvileHARRYuk
21-12-2009, 09:49 PM
whats the forum sticks < i am always looking for new ones
Stu
21-12-2009, 10:39 PM
whats the forum sticks < i am always looking for new ones
You know that little comment just drove my brain into Rocky Montage mode with The Joe copy and pasting his poems on forum after forum, night after night, week after week and then one day a record label executive finds his poem on some low rent minority fetish forum before stubbing out his cigar, getting in contact with him, and putting him on a seven album deal. Ensuing scenes of The Joe follow where he sings in studio, signs a one legged war veterns leg, and kisses puppies.

Anyway, getting back to things...
Sticks
22-12-2009, 04:49 AM
whats the forum sticks < i am always looking for new ones

Bad Astronomy and Universe Today
dirtyvileHARRYuk
22-12-2009, 08:44 PM
You know that little comment just drove my brain into Rocky Montage mode with The Joe copy and pasting his poems on forum after forum, night after night, week after week and then one day a record label executive finds his poem on some low rent minority fetish forum before stubbing out his cigar, getting in contact with him, and putting him on a seven album deal. Ensuing scenes of The Joe follow where he sings in studio, signs a one legged war veterns leg, and kisses puppies.

Anyway, getting back to things...

stu < i say thank you for your nice words.
Stu
22-12-2009, 09:15 PM
...and then in the sequel, Joe II, Joe get's accused of loosing touch with his street roots due to his new found fame. A keen interest in golf has replaced forum trolling, and a newfound appetite for leather upholstery has replaced hanging with the homies. His new album is a flop, his wife leaves him, and things look grim...

...until Joe III that is.
Mrluvaluva
22-12-2009, 09:44 PM
This makes me wonder if we should have a no politics rule like we have on the forum I am a moderator on.

I did not know you were a moderator on another forum Sticks. I don't remember you mentioning it before.
dirtyvileHARRYuk
23-12-2009, 08:18 AM
...and then in the sequel, Joe II, Joe get's accused of loosing touch with his street roots due to his new found fame. A keen interest in golf has replaced forum trolling, and a newfound appetite for leather upholstery has replaced hanging with the homies. His new album is a flop, his wife leaves him, and things look grim...

...until Joe III that is.

stu < i am going off you < or maybe i best way for joe111 lol
sooty
23-12-2009, 08:31 AM
Can you stop posting your poems on here, no-one really cares.

I care. I read. :xyxwave:

This is General Chat. Of course he can continue.
Sticks
23-12-2009, 03:26 PM
Poetry should be in the Creative Writing section
Harry!
23-12-2009, 03:27 PM
stu < i am going off you < or maybe i best way for joe111 lol

But your Joe444? :conf:
dirtyvileHARRYuk
26-12-2009, 08:36 AM
sooty < the joe is in love with you < do you want a romantic poem or will that turn you against me lol ?
arista
26-12-2009, 12:14 PM
This makes me wonder if we should have a no politics rule like we have on the forum I am a moderator on.


No Sticks
It is heart of Democracy


And Stinking New Labour will Die soon.
Bliss.
Sticks
26-12-2009, 12:58 PM
No Sticks
It is heart of Democracy


The reason they have this rule, from the rules section there

Due to the contentious nature of these subjects, forum participants are strongly advised to avoid discussing religious and political issues. Please don't begin or contribute to a topic that's merely going to incite or fuel a flame war.

These debates can degenerate to personal attacks which are against forum rules, which could in theory happen here. So to prevent that, the admin banned discussions about religion and politics
sooty
26-12-2009, 05:51 PM
sooty <do you want a romantic poem ?



I am interested in current affair, Joe. :)
WOMBAI
26-12-2009, 05:56 PM
Can you stop posting your poems on here, no-one really cares.

Sorry Brad - but you don't speak for everyone! Maybe you simply don't understand them!
dirtyvileHARRYuk
26-12-2009, 08:42 PM
ok here goes <

joe and sooty were plannign a current affair,
untill i saw whobai and her beatiful hair.
it was instant love at first sight,
sooty wanted romantic, but it just did not feel right.
joe done a bunk and her took whobai under his roof,
it was true love, there 10 kids were proof.
but joe did not stop and drove whobai round the bend,
his rubish poems gave whombia a break down that the NHS could not mend.
now every day i visit and prey whombia dose recover,
as i relised it was Joes lover.
better and better they grew and into big brother they did land,
when joe finally proposed and put a ring on whombia hand.
on national tv it made great viewing,
but now its private time and my balls and cue need cueing.
sooty
26-12-2009, 10:16 PM
ok here goes <

joe and sooty were plannign a current affair,
untill i saw whobai and her beatiful hair.
it was instant love at first sight,
sooty wanted romantic, but it just did not feel right.
joe done a bunk and her took whobai under his roof,
it was true love, there 10 kids were proof.
but joe did not stop and drove whobai round the bend,
his rubish poems gave whombia a break down that the NHS could not mend.
now every day i visit and prey whombia dose recover,
as i relised it was Joes lover.
better and better they grew and into big brother they did land,
when joe finally proposed and put a ring on whombia hand.
on national tv it made great viewing,
but now its private time and my balls and cue need cueing.

You are a teaser, Joe, I hope you will find a nice girlfriend.

Wombai is a strong character. Even if I do not have a lunguage problem, I will never be able to express my opinion like her. I do not know where does her enegy come from.
I think she has a strong principal. Then opponents have the same. Then crash. (I find myself agree lots of things she says)


Well
Joe, Mum, Wombai and her family

Happy New Year.
dirtyvileHARRYuk
26-12-2009, 10:19 PM
happy new year sooty < have a good one
WOMBAI
26-12-2009, 10:55 PM
You are a teaser, Joe, I hope you will find a nice girlfriend.

Wombai is a strong character. Even if I do not have a lunguage problem, I will never be able to express my opinion like her. I do not know where does her enegy come from.
I think she has a strong principal. Then opponents have the same. Then crash. (I find myself agree lots of things she says)


Well
Joe, Mum, Wombai and her family

Happy New Year.

Thank you sooty!

Happy New Year!