Piss VS Shit [Archive] - ThisisBigBrother.com

Dr.Gonzo

23-12-2009, 05:53 PM

Yes, but do you do both.. that is the question..

Of course. You mean... nudge, nudge *wink wink* (trousercough)... do as in give birth to them?!

I'm going to add you to my friends list, you kinky piece of sponge pudding.

/desk jockey

Dr.Gonzo

23-12-2009, 05:54 PM

And now I have decided that I am not going to because your button is a ninja.

lily.

23-12-2009, 05:54 PM

my button is a what now?? LoL

Dr.Gonzo

23-12-2009, 06:00 PM

It was hiding like a naked ninja in a thorny bush. But then it revealed itself, licked my neck, and left me feeling cold and used.

Mrluvaluva

23-12-2009, 06:02 PM

Anything to do with **** makes me heave.

Jack_

23-12-2009, 06:05 PM

2 Girls 1 Cup is vile.

But try watching it on webcam to someone whilst eating chocolate mousse.

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Dr.Gonzo

23-12-2009, 06:05 PM

Anything to do with **** makes me heave.

I bet it'd be funny to see you sat on the toilet if this is true.

Jessica.

23-12-2009, 06:06 PM

After seeing '2 Girls 1 Cup' I have never been able to look at **** the same way again..

So Piss all the way!

:bawling: I almost had that memory suppressed and you reminded me *vom*

Stephanie

23-12-2009, 06:06 PM

ew, i watched 2 girls 1 cup with my mates. i was actually sick ;/

Jack_

23-12-2009, 06:08 PM

I bet it'd be funny to see you sat on the toilet if this is true.

You're ****ing hilarious. :joker:

Kudos, my friend.

Jessica.

23-12-2009, 06:09 PM

ew, i watched 2 girls 1 cup with my mates. i was actually sick ;/

I couldn't sleep for a week
*projectile vomits*
*wipes screen*

Captain.Remy

23-12-2009, 06:10 PM

Has anyone found weird the fact we can piss without making a **** but not the contrary ?

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Mrluvaluva

23-12-2009, 06:11 PM

I bet it'd be funny to see you sat on the toilet if this is true.

I can handle my own. (not literally). But someone elses...."gags"

Jessica.

23-12-2009, 06:12 PM

I can handle my own.

log handler eww

Jack_

23-12-2009, 06:12 PM

Has anyone found weird the fact we can piss without making a **** but not the contrary ?

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:joker:

That's a very valid point, actually.

Dr.Gonzo

23-12-2009, 06:24 PM

I can handle my own. (not literally). But someone elses...."gags"

Kill him with fire!!!

Why the ***** would you be handling someone else's?

Dr.Gonzo

23-12-2009, 06:27 PM

Has anyone found weird the fact we can piss without making a **** but not the contrary ?

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It's very funny you say this as it wasn't the case this morning. I thought all my problems were over once I got rid of the wood. Not the case at all.

setanta

23-12-2009, 06:37 PM

It depends really. When I'm at home there's nothing better than grabbing a good book or magazine and having a good old dump in peace.

On the otherhand, when I'm out and feel the urge to drop a log I start to panic just thinking about having to nagivate my way through the piss and vomit drenched floors and filthy toilt seats so yeah, in that situation I'd opt for a piss - never tried to hold the poo in though so I'm usually hanging over the toilet in the skier position!

lily.

23-12-2009, 06:42 PM

It's called 'the hover'. Us girls have to do that all the time!

Dr.Gonzo

23-12-2009, 06:43 PM

It's called 'the hover'. Us girls have to do that all the time!

Then why the ***** do I have to put the seat down?!

Jessica.

23-12-2009, 06:43 PM

drop a log

i didnt know you were a lumberjack :p

Marc

23-12-2009, 06:44 PM

Has anyone found weird the fact we can piss without making a **** but not the contrary ?

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I always say this! You can't do a #2 without doing a little #1 :joker:

setanta

23-12-2009, 06:45 PM

It's called 'the hover'. Us girls have to do that all the time!

No wonder girls have such shapely thighs from all that hovering you must be doing. It could be the next exercise fad!

setanta

23-12-2009, 06:47 PM

i didnt know you were a lumberjack :p

That reminds me of a song that the Python lads did...

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

Mrluvaluva

23-12-2009, 06:52 PM

Kill him with fire!!!

Why the ***** would you be handling someone else's?

Watching it. Have you never seen 2 girls? Also my sister is a nurse. I could never do some of the things she does.

Enid

23-12-2009, 06:53 PM

I voted piss...

Uhh, easier to swallow? :/

Dr.Gonzo

23-12-2009, 06:56 PM

I voted piss...

Uhh, easier to swallow? :/

:joker:

Seeing answers like this lets me know I am not alone in the world.

Marc

23-12-2009, 07:01 PM

I voted piss...

Uhh, easier to swallow? :/

Jesus christ Enid.
PMSL

Dr.Gonzo

23-12-2009, 07:05 PM

Watching it. Have you never seen 2 girls? Also my sister is a nurse. I could never do some of the things she does.

Yeh, I've seen it.

Twice.

setanta

23-12-2009, 07:15 PM

I voted piss...

Uhh, easier to swallow? :/

Food blender usually does the trick or a good session of guinness drinking.

arista

23-12-2009, 07:17 PM

Well? Just a bit of fun :tongue:

Fun is Smacking a Hot Girl on the Ass.

This is Banal.

Mrluvaluva

23-12-2009, 07:18 PM

Yeh, I've seen it.

Twice.

Twice? "voms"

Enid

23-12-2009, 07:32 PM

2 girls 1 cup? I was expecting something much worse. I've seen sicker stuff.

Jessica.

10-09-2015, 10:58 PM

:joker:

Jessica.

10-09-2015, 10:59 PM

I voted piss...

Uhh, easier to swallow? :/

:laugh3: Never forget

Jake.

10-09-2015, 11:04 PM

Lol Jack! I voted for ****.

Niamh.

11-09-2015, 08:58 AM

This thread is vile. Wtf Jack? :umm2:

Mystic Mock

11-09-2015, 08:59 AM

I prefer doing a piss, ****s are really painful.

Jack_

11-09-2015, 11:41 AM

This thread is vile. Wtf Jack? :umm2:

I was 14 okay :hmph:

This thread is funny tho

Niamh.

11-09-2015, 11:43 AM

Gonzo though :') I miss him

arista

11-09-2015, 12:06 PM

I'm guna go for piss..

how nice

Mokka

12-09-2015, 02:04 AM

I love a good BM

This thread though :laugh3:

Dollface

12-09-2015, 04:51 AM

my nickname inrl is ****

i'm not even joking

kirklancaster

12-09-2015, 07:52 AM

God forbid it if anyone looking for a forum to join alights on THIS thread. :laugh:

kirklancaster

12-09-2015, 07:53 AM

my nickname inrl is ****

i'm not even joking

Why do I visualise you as physically beautiful then? :laugh:

Iceman

12-09-2015, 08:10 AM

Lovely to read through on a Saturday morning.

kirklancaster

12-09-2015, 08:16 AM

Lovely to read through on a Saturday morning.

:joker: Yeah.

12-09-2015, 09:58 AM

i hate you all

Dominic

12-09-2015, 02:03 PM

its a tie omg

Xtopher

12-09-2015, 02:10 PM

**** it is.

Dollface

12-09-2015, 07:35 PM

Why do I visualise you as physically beautiful then? :laugh:

haha omg bless you

Thank you for sticking up for me in the lion thread btw, i'm glad someone understood what i was trying to say! :)

oh and i should probs explain that my nickname is **** in a nice way like i know that don't make sense because **** is usually a bad word but like my mum called me it once and then it just stuck :laugh:

kirklancaster

12-09-2015, 08:02 PM

haha omg bless you

Thank you for sticking up for me in the lion thread btw, i'm glad someone understood what i was trying to say! :)

oh and i should probs explain that my nickname is **** in a nice way like i know that don't make sense because **** is usually a bad word but like my mum called me it once and then it just stuck :laugh:

:laugh: I understand about the nickname - I had a nickname at school which was offensive to some but was a term of endearment between friends. My actual nickname now is a shortened version of it and my family and all my friends call me by it. I prefer it to my own name actually.

No prob with the Lion thread, because I did understand EXACTLY what you were saying. The big mystery is why no one else seemed to.