TiBB's Skins [IT'S BACK. Episode 5 "Gary" up]

[LemonJam]

TiBB Skins

Gender references in this are highly confusing, so I'll tell you the main cast and the genders :p

Gary - Female, the new girl in town is ready to make her mark.
Mark - Male, a celebrity stalker
Hugo - Female, the queen bee in the school
Shaun - Female, A highly talented opera singer
Linda - Male, Drug abuser
Twilight - Female, Teen celebrity
Greg - Male, Twilights younger brother.
Jen - Female, James's weak hearted girlfriend.
James - Male, Jen's artistic boyfriend.

I'm gonna try get everyone in the story somehow. May add a few minor characters in, already got 4 in mind (Rory, Dean, Brona and CaraRawr) so yeah. There's alot of in-jokes aswell so sorry if you don't get some of the stuff. :p

Just to add, please don't take any of the jokes seriously, I love all TiBB members and hope not to offend anyone. Except Zac.


Episode 1; Scene 1

[A pair of new heels are stood before a bunch of steps. A girl breathes quite heavily as the rest of her surroundings are distorted in fear. The girl swallows her fear.]

Gary: Gurls, there ain't nothing like a show. -hairflick-

[Gary struts up the stairs towards his school to Destinys Childs Lose my Breath. She passes a small first year with glasses who is gobsmacked.]

Firewire: Who is that?

[Gary struts past a group of jocks, David, Andy and Ben. They stare as she walks past. Andy wolfwhistles]

Gary: Hey boys

[The boys watch her walk by as they notice her lucious smooth legs.]

Andy: Damn. She's hot.
David: She's seductive.
Ben: She's youthful.

[Andy and David look back at Ben suspiciously]

[Meanwhile, Gary enters a classroom and sits next to a bright happy girl.]

DamonJ: Hi, my names Da...
Gary: Ew. [She eyes her up and down] last season?

[Gary gets up and sits next to a boy who's sketching a boy in his planner]

Gary: Erm... what're you doing?

[Mark looks up suprised at her prescence and hides his drawing]

Mark: ...erm
Miss Pinkmichk: oh nice to see you've settled in with somebody Gary
Gary: IKR
Miss Pinkmichk: Actually, you two have very similar subjects here, Mark can show you around.

[She leaves. Gary twirls her hair with her fingers]

Gary: So, you doing Beauty therapy?

[Mark nods]

Gary: English?

[He nods again]

Gary: You don't really talk much do you? Listen. [he bends forward towards him] I can get the awkward frustration out of you if you want.

[Mark bends back in horror]

Mark: No, really, you're not my type.
Gary: What is your type?
Mark: Erm... [He looks in his sketchbook to see the sketched boy. The bell rings.]


Scene 2

[Gary is walking down the corridor with Mark carrying all his folders while Gary struts down with sunglasses and a mocha she stole from the English Teacher]

Gary: Oh my God, that teacher is such a psycho, I mean Hamlet AND Sylvia Plath poems? Does he really want to make us join an online forum to feed our depression or something?

[They arrive at a picnic table in the sun where 4 other young people sit. Mark puts down Garys books on the table.]

Mark: Gary, these are my friends, this is Shaun, she's an opera singer
Shaun: Hai.
Mark: James, who's a sheppy mess and Jen who's an Irish mess. They're an item. This is Linda

[A boy is sat lighting a spliff. Gary takes off his sunglasses in shock.]

Gary: These?!? These are your friends?!?
Mark: Well in a small town like this it's either them or the folks at the Den.

[Gary looks over at the other picnic table, where they're playing tiddlywinks. setanta gets one in.]

setanta: **** YEAHHHHH! I AM THE KING!

[Gary turns back to Marks table and smiles]

James: Uh-oh.
Mark: What?
James: Here she comes.

[Liza Minellis 'Caberet' plays as a tall girl in Dolce and Gabanna walks towards the table with large shades, beautiful bracelets and high heeled shoes.]

Hugo: Hey gurls how's y'all.

[Gary walks over to her.]

Gary: Gary, charmed.
Hugo: Hugo, sickened. So what's going on this weekend?
Jen: Well some people were gonna go down to sheppy, but they don't want to pay the errferr.
Hugo: Sorry hunny?
James: The airfair.
Hugo: Oh yeah, Ireland, notsoqt.
Gary: My house is free tonight, I can get my parents to leave.
Hugo: [looks up and down] Are you sure you have a house big enough? AMIRITE?!

[She turns over laughing to the rest. Only Jen giggles a little. Irish bitch. She should come back to the forum to see this but she never will. Slag.]

Hugo: Ugh, fine, if you can throw a good party then I'll have a mutual respect for you.

[She struts off]

Gary: Tell everybody, my house is the mansion by the Prima hotel. [She picks up her folders and walks away]
Mark: Wait, don't we have photography next?

[Gary turns around and lowers her glasses.]

Gary: Bitch please, I have a party to run.

[She struts off]


Scene 3

[James and Linda are sat in the art classroom. L paints a shrine to Billie Joe Armstrong while James sketches in his book.]

James: So are you gonna go to Garys tonight?
Linda: Not sure, I have sittin on me arse to do.
James: Aww, please L, you're basically the life of the party.The first who's up for anything.
Linda: Yeah, and look where that's got me. [Linda takes the bong out of his bag] Fancy a trip outside?

[James shakes his head. Linda goes out the class room to see Shaun singing part of Carmens Habenera to herself]

Linda: That was beautiful Shaun, [raises bong] bong?
Shaun: That's what I came to see you about, I really think you should quit.
Linda: Quit what?

[Shaun snatches the bong off of L]

Shaun: This! Linda, I'm extremely disapointed in you. Did you know all this school is rooting for you, did you know that? I AIN'T NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS. WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU, HOW DARE YOU! tyra/

[Linda looks at her curiously]

Linda: You sure you don't want to?
Shaun: ****it, lets go.


Scene 4

[At around 9pm Outside Garys mansion a baby pink balloon is tied to the gate and music blares out. Hugo is stood outside. She takes off her sunglasses.]

Hugo: A balloon? How 1st grade.

[She struts over to the door and opens it to a relativley packed room. David and Christina are making out in the coatroom while InOne streaks through the room. She sees Mark drinking water talking to two girls.]

Hugo: Oh my, quite the Casanova we have here. Mark, a word?

[She pulls Mark outside, meanwhile, a group of people are playing I have never in the corner, including Jen and James.]

Nathan: Oh, I've got a good one, I have never pulled a goat. [He looks over at Karl]

[Karl drinks proudly, the group laugh and wince in disgust]

MargeryFan: James, your turn.
James: Erm, I have never had feelings for someone else while in a relationship.
Nathan: Ahh, good one.

[Nathan, Brona and MargeryFan drink. Jen is caught drinking in the corner of James's eye. They stare at each other then look away.]

[Back outside, Hugo is talking to Mark]

Hugo: Seriously, by the looks of things, Gary's performing better than I thought she would, stop it happening.
Mark: No, just have a good time for once.
Hugo: Um Mark, I can't be outfierced by Gary /glare
Mark: Well if you're so ****ing powerful you do something about it.

[Hugo is in shock and drops her cocktail. The glass shatters by Linda]

Linda: Do you ****ing mind Hugo?

[Hugo smiles and walks away (qt~)]


[Gary is making out with resident hottie GhettoSuperstar]

Shaun: OHMYGOOHMYGODOHMYGOD GARY
Gary: What, can't you see I'm busy?
Shaun: Twilight Twitty's just arrived! (//AHH)

[Gary pushes GhettoSuperstar aside]

Gary: You're kidding right?

[Meanwhile outside, a limozine is outside and a bunch of people including paparazzi are surrounding the vehicle.]

Jack_: Who is it?
Stephanie: What do you mean who is it? It's Twilight ****ing Twitty

[Angel with a Dirty face begins to play. James and Mark (Admin :p) step out the limo as bouncers. James opens the door and the crowds begin to scream]

[Meanwhile, inside, Mark(waldorf :p) is talking to Rory and Dean]

Mark: ...so in English me and Gary were just talking and the teacher just freaks out and...
Rory: Oh my God!
Mark: What?
Rory: Turn around, Dean, leave!
Dean: Why? I can talk to her too.
Twilight: Hey, where can I get a Pina Colada?
Dean: Well erm I think that Linda has some in her ba-
Twilight: Fail. Please leave. [She smiles politley as Dean leaves]
Mark: Twilight Twitty! Erm, I'll just get one for you.
Twilight: Qt. You look fierce, let's mingle.

[She walks away, Mark looks at Rory who urges him to follow her. Meanwhile, in one of Garys private bedrooms, Jen and James are sat on a bed]

Jen: Pretty good party huh?

[James nods looking blankly. Jen leans in to kiss him but James pulls away]

Jen: What is your problem?
James: Who do you like?
Jen: What?
James: [raising voice] I said who do you like?!
Jen: [pause] I...
[James looks down disapointed]
Jen: It's none of your busine...
James: I love you Jen.

[Pause]

James: And you... you just.

[The door opens to a very drunk Dean, who is completley naked]

Dean: Hey James, there's a funnel going down with your name on it, you in?
James: Don't mind if I do [he gets up] Nothing like drowning my sorrows.]

[Jen is left teary-eyed on the bed. Outside, Twilight and Mark are laughing outside.]

Twilight: Oh my God Mark, you're the cutest thing ever! Seriously, you want to get anywhere where I'm going, just give me a call. No giving my number out though?
Mark: I won't gurl, donchu worry.
Twilight: Omg! [She steps off the pavement] Did you see that Zac kid making out with that kid who looked 8? He was all like-[SMASH]

[Twilight is hit by a bus. Mark screams and many people go outside to see her. Mark runs over and bends down to her.]

Mark: Twilight?!?! Speak to me!??!?!
Twilight: [beat] Take me home.


[Mark looks at her teary eyed]


[John Legends 'Ordinary People' begins to play. Inside Gary is crying down the phone and screaming.]
[It then cuts to Linda outside, rolling up a joint as Shaun looks over his shoulder, biting her lip.]
[Jen is talking to to some people and averts her attention to James, who is sat on the sofa staring blankly]
[Hugo is walking around the house, still shocked at the turnout of the party. She is pushed over by the door, of which the bodyguard Mark(Admin) and Hannah walk out as Mark is buttoning up his shirt]
[Dean is being sick down a toilet while Rory holds his hair back]
[Twilight is carried into an ambulance and Mark is crying]

Mark: God bless you gurl.

[The ambulance drives away with sirens blaring.

Skins.

[Stephanie]

pmsl! :L

how could jack not know who twitty was

[Shaun]

omg epic.

Your portrayal of Hugo is spot-on, and Gary's performance is good enough for a Golden Globe.

[Jen]

Hot.

[Billy]

Lol this is great!

[Harry!]

Love this. Good so far!

[LemonJam]

Thanks guys. :)

[King Gizzard]

nice

[MrGaryy]

omg you really captured my essence.

[Ramsay]

awh man howd you know bout me and the goat?:laugh:
this is really cool LJ keep it up:)

[Jack_]

LMAO, brilliant. :joker:

Thanks for featuring me, by the way. Wasn't sure whether I'd made an impression on the forum or not yet. Feature me more plz <3

[LemonJam]

Thanks guys, ep 2 is in process <3

[Beastie]

That is quite funny :D You should co write an episode of Skins!

[Jords]

Jords: I hope Twi is ok!

Aha, featued myself :p Nah, I liked it.

[LemonJam]

Thanks :)

You'll all be written in somewhere, don't worry ;)

[King Gizzard]

me karl and ant are best of pals

[Tom4784]

Rofl I loved it!

[LemonJam]

Next episode on Skins:

Twilight: I swear Greg, don't put all this guilt on me, it's not my fault I'm successful and you're a nobody.
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Greg: SHAUN SIT THE **** DOWN
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Mark: I'll get to you, even if I use innocent people.
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various scenes of a beach party




New ep should be up tomorrow. :)

[Stephanie]

LOL, sounds awesome :]

[Jords]

Woo! :D

[InOne]

Nice one

[Twilight]

Lmao that was hot.

[Locke.]

LOL!!!!

You have Ben spot on.

[LemonJam]

I'm a good observer David. ;)

Thanks y'all. I've finished Ep. 2 and will post it some time tomorrow. I should really get onto that coursework but this is too fun.

[Rory]

qt thread. more please.

[CaraRawr]

LOL, amazing! :]

oooh yay i'm going to be a minor character? ty<3

[LemonJam]

Episode 2; Scene 1

[A clock is ticking in an expensive looking waiting room. A boy is twiddling his thumbs as he holds a large amount of white roses. He is also wearing all white.]

Nurse57: Mr Packer?

[The boy stands up. He is led to a room by the nurse. He enters a completley white room with white chairs, widescreen television and white bed, with Twilight Twitty lying in it, looking somewhat worse for wear. The boy sits beside her]

Greg: ...Emily?
Twilight: Don't call me that.
Greg: It's your brother... Greg.
Twilight: I don't care... what do you want?
Greg: I came to visit you. Y'know, like a good brother would.
Twilight: I swear Greg, don't put all this guilt on me, it's not my fault I'm successful and you're a nobody.
Greg: I'm a nobody?!

[Greg stands up]

Greg: When Mum and Dad passed away, who was the one that gave up school to get a job?

[Twilight stays silent and closes her eyes]

Greg: Who gave up their social life so they could pay for their sisters beauty products?
Twilight: I can pay for it myself now
Greg: But you couldn't at the time, Emily.
Twilight: It's Twilight.

[Greg shakes his head in disbelief. He puts the roses into a white vase and leaves abruptly]


Scene 2 - The park

[Shaun is sat in the park on a bench humming to herself picking petals off a daisy. She looks up to her left to see Greg walking down.]

Shaun: HAI
Greg: HAI, how's it going.
Shaun: I'm surviving. How's Twilight after her accident?
Greg: She's recovering. Being an absolute bitch though. Firstly, the fact I have to come in all white is bad enough.
Ross: You do look good in those skinnies though.

[Shaun and Greg look up to see Ross staring at Gregs crotch, licking his lips. Shaun gets up and pepper sprays his eyes]

Shaun: ME AND MY GURLS CAN STAND UP FOR OURSELVES, CAN'T HOLD US DOWN (wurkit)
Greg: SHAUN SIT THE **** DOWN

[Shaun does so]

Shaun: Yeh, I know she can be demanding, but she's still your sister.
Greg: I know, but no matter how hard I try to please her we just always end up arguing. She's so ungrateful for everything I've done.
Shaun: Hmm, I can understand you there.
Greg: How's getting L to calm down on the drugs?
Shaun: It's not going great. The fact she can convince me to join in doesn't help. Infact there's a beach party tonight that I didn't want to go to but...
Greg: Oh yeah, about that, do you mind if I tag along? I need to take my mind off things and speak to everyone again.
Shaun: But what about Twilight?
Greg: Emily will be fine. If anyone asks me about her I won't say a thing.
Shaun: Qt
Greg: IFKR

[They smile imanely and strut off together in sync to Kelly Rowlands "Work"]



Scene 3 - Marks house



[Mark is sat inside on the internet. He gets a message from a group conversation with Gary, Shaun, Greg, Rory and James.]


Gary says:
hey Mark, you goin to the beach party tonight?
Greg says:
Hey Shaun, could you download the Digital Dog remix of JLS's beat again please?
Shaun sent:
Play sound: GREGJLSWTF
Greg says:
LOL
James says:
-something irrelevant-
Rory says:
JAMES WHY THE **** AREN'T I IN YOUR STORY?!?!? tyra/
Mark says:
idk gary i was gonna visit twilight
James says:
You have a minor role Rory sad/
Greg says:
She's fine Mark, don't worry about her. Come tonight :D
Gary says:
who cares Mark, she ruined my party, come to the beach.
Jen has entered the conversation
Greg says:
Hi Jen!
James has left the coversation
Jen says:
:\
Mark says
It's not her fault that ****ing bus driver was a mess?

[Mark signs out and looks at his wall of posters]

Mark: I'll get to you, even if I use innocent people.



Scene 4 - Beach party

[Greg arrives at 9pm. A fire is going and various teenagers are drinking and dancing to Maximo Parks "Our Velocity" He walks down to Shaun who is holding a half full bottle of wine]

Shaun: Ohai Greg.
Greg: Hai, I bought rum.
Shaun: Fierce, it's good to see you out again, it's been too long.
Greg: I know, it'll be great to see everyone again.
Hugo: Greg!

[Hugo stumbles over, obviously one cocktail too many]

Hugo: How's Twilight doing? (HOTMESS)
Greg: Really Hugo? Is that all you want to talk to me about?

[Greg walks away]

Shaun: Nice one Summer.
Hugo: Summer?
Shaun: Last season. [Shaun eyes him and leaves abruptly]

[Greg walks towards Jen]

Greg: Jen!

[Jen turns around and is suprised at Gregs presence]

Jen: Greg! [They hug] How've you been? Long time no see.
Greg: I know! How is it after the breakup?
Jen: ...we haven't broken up?
Greg: Oh, I assumed.

[He points over to James who's playing acoustic to a group of girls. James then leans in and kisses Brona. Jen drops her appletini and struts over. She slaps him.]

Jen: HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?! AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH WITH EACH OTHER.

[Shaun stands up and gets his fan out walking towards the argument]

James: Well why don't you **** off with whoever you were thinking of over me.
Jen That wasn't in our relationship James! That was my previous one where I fell for you over Marcjswp!

[An awkward silence. thebeast farts really loud]

thebeast: Sorry, lawl.

[Jen walks away crying.]

Brona: Jen, wait! [she runs after her]
Recolypse: Guys, the ****'s just hit the fan, Twilight's here again!

[Everyone squeals in excitement]

Greg: ****ING WHAT?!?! tyra/
Billy: What's your problem, just because everyone wants her here and not you?! [He continues to make out with Ghettosuperstar, who has dressed up as Diana Vickers]
Greg: Ouch...

[Twilight steps out the limozine with Mark as they strut down the park leading to the beach, this time with the two admin following her. Meanwhile, back down at the beach.]

Jords: I hope she's alright, I heard she had surgery
Stephanie: She's been through everything, rehab didn't stop her.
Jack_: Exactly, she's still a national star.
Stephanie: umg Jack_ you only heard of her last night. I'm making a thread about this. All in lowercase.
Jack_: rofl
Stephanie: lol x
Recolypse: There she is!

[The crowds scream and barge towards her. The security step infront. Greg goes around and pulls Mark aside]

Greg: What the **** do you think you're doing?
Mark: She wanted to go out.
Twilight: Greg, what're you doing here, you're meant to be working?
Greg: That ****ing does it.

[Greg walks away. Mark and Twilight shrug to each other and take their mojito's off admin James.

[Greg is crying by the sea. He blows his nose into a tissue. He overhears Jen and Brona]

Brona: I didn't know, I swear!
Jen: I swear to God Brona, this isn't the first time you've tried to get with my man, you ****ing knew.
Dean: Hey

[Dean sits next to Greg, Greg hides any sign of him weeping]

Dean: I know how it feels to be underappreciated, don't worry.
Greg: Really?
Dean: Yeah, I mean LemonJam didn't even make me a main character in this. WHAT THE HELL LJ, I'M MORE INTERESTING THAN ****ING GREG.

[Greg cries further]

Dean: Oh, sorry. If it's any consolation, I think you're better than her.
Greg: Thanks Dean, you're a true friend, you know that?
Dean: I do what I can Greg (s0b)

[Shaun staggers over with a now empty bottle of wine and looks at Gregs tissue inbetween Gregs legs. His eyes widen.]

Shaun: WHAT THE **** IS THAT?!?!

[An acoustic version of Nobody Knows by P!nk plays over as it goes over the beach]
[Rory is sat in the corner, bitching and whining that James didn't give him much in this episode either]
[Hugo staggers around and looks over to Twilight, who is talking to Gary, Shaun and Mark with the bodyguards behind them]
[Brona looks over at James, who is playing his guitar by the fire looking blankly at the floor while Damaris, Karl, Nate and MargeryFan laugh at Harry trying a bong for the first time.]
[Ross is still rolling in the park, clutching his eyes]
[Jen puts her feet into the water as her dress and hair blows in the wind. She looks over to the party with a tear down her cheek [/sfemo]]
[Greg and Dean are sat together staring at the sea. as the music fades out.]

Greg: ...the seas making my balls wet.

Skins

[Tom4784]

ROFL! It was a very funny episode, the last line made me laugh so much.

[CaraRawr]

lmao amazing. <3

MOAR?

[Stephanie]

LOL this is amazing

Stephanie: umg Jack_ you only heard of her last night. I'm making a thread about this. All in lowercase

pmsll!

[Twilight]

LMFAO at the last line

[Harry!]

lol its very good. Likes my cameo apperence. Good stuff!

[Chels]

LOL that's awesome LJ :D

[bronaaaa]

:lovedup:

[30stone]

LOL!!!!

You have Ben spot on.

LOL!!

"Ben: She's youthful.

[Andy and David look back at Ben suspiciously]"

That is quality.

Is a good read James :wavey:

[Shaun]

lmfao, I love it :D

[Gemmer-x]

ha this is great LJ (:

[Jack_]

Episode 2; Scene 1

Jack_: Exactly, she's still a national star.
Stephanie: umg Jack_ you only heard of her last night. I'm making a thread about this. All in lowercase.
Jack_: rofl
Stephanie: lol x

Skins

LMAO :joker:

Brilliant, LemonJam. Keep 'em coming!

[LemonJam]

Cheers luvvies :)

[Jords]

I love it!! LJ you are a star, I was lmao-ing through that :joker:

Wooo I had a line aswell :D

[Z]

LOL James I love you, this is so epic!

[Billy]

LMAO AMAZING!
hahahahaha at ghetto being dressed as Diana!

[LemonJam]

Sneak previews of episode 3 :o

Jen: It's too late anyway James, I've found someone new.
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James: We go through another rough patch doesn't mean I'll forget about her and go off with you.
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Various scenes of the group drunkenly dancing in a field
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Brona: You told me to keep my arms off him then you do that? Who do you think you're toying around with?

Episode should be up tonight, just to warn y'all it's the most emo-ey one yet. But there's still a fair share of funnies [I hope D:] so don't give up on me.

[LemonJam]

Also, thanks to everyone for the support, I didn't think it'd get this much approval and I'm very grateful :')

[Beastie]

LMAO! Thanks for my minor small part :joker:

I am forever grateful :D

[CaraRawr]

needs moar jack/stephanie

[MrGaryy]

Ross at the end made me ROFL.

[LemonJam]

Episode 3; Scene 1 - Outside Jens house

[Jamie T's "Pacemaker" begins to play. James is walking down a street and looks up towards a house. He bites his lip and goes to knock on door but it opens as Jen is walking out.]

Jen: Oh... hi.
James: I-I'm sorry, is this a bad time?
Jen: Seeing you is always a bad time.
Shaun: Aww no she di'nt.

[James and Jen look across the road to see Shaun sat of the other side eating popcorn and watching them closely]

James: Look, I know I should've treated you better, but me and you were meant to last forever.
Shaun: Gurl, those are Jason Derulo lyrics DON'T GET SUCKED IN. (fan)
James: Shaun, what the **** are you doing outside Jens house at 9 in the morning?

[Shaun stands up abruplty]

Shaun: I know when I'm not wanted s0b.

[She leaves, dragging her chair behind her]

Jen: It's too late anyway James, I've found someone new.
James: Who?
Mystery Man: [in the distance] POP IT, LOCK IT, POLKA DOT IT, COUNTRY FIVIN, HIP-HOP HIP, PUT YOUR ARMS IN THE SKY MOVE SIDE TO SIDE.
James: Hugo?!?!

[Hugo comes behind Jen]

Hugo: hai/
James: Wait,you're a lesbian now?
Jen: IDK, James keeps ****ing up our gender references.
James: Pity.
Jen: Aye.
James: Well erm... I'll see you around.

[He leaves quickly]

[u]Scene 2 - Coffee shop



[James walks in to see Rory on his laptop]


James: Hey, cheers for coming on such late notice.
Rory: No problem James. Excuse me though, I've got so much coursework to do.

James: Just leave it for now and relax, eh?
Rory: That's not what my dad would be like.
James: Yeah, I guess.

[A waitress walks over to the table]

Chels: Can I help you fine gentlemen?
James: Not so bad yourself madam.
Rory: James!
James: Oh erm, sorry miss, I'll have a mocha
Rory: And I'll have a caramel frappucino.
Chels: Qt, I'll servem up now.

[She walks away]

Rory: You really can't help yourself can you?
James: Hey, I just thought she was cute.

[Rory rolls his eyes and shakes his head (sad])]

James: Getting back with Jen hasn't gone to plan.
Rory: I don't blame her (2baha)
James: What? Why?
Rory: Face it James, you may never have feelings for girls like you do with Jen, but you chase tail more than Zac chases fellow 8 year olds to rag in a dumpster.
James: Ha, nice one.
Rory: IFKR, but seriously James. I just don't think you're meant to be in a relationship.
Chels: One Mocha. I'm sorry sir, we're out of caramel for your frappucino
Rory: [Stands up] You ****ing what?!?!
Chels: I'm sorry Sir, can I get you something else?

[He walks out]

James: Sorry about him, he's had a hard day at the sweatshop.
Chels: s0b



Scene 3 - The field

[James and Brona are walking down the field, James is carrying a tent.]

Brona: Seriously, don't worry if Jen's there. You can both have a good time.

[They continue walking and James stares blankly]

Brona: You're over her anyway, right?

[James stops walking and looks at her]

James: Are you really that naive Brona?
Brona: What?
James: We go through another rough patch doesn't mean I'll forget about her and go off with you.
Brona: I never said that?
James: I know what you want though Brona.



James: Look, I know what it's like to not have that love returned. I don't want to keep hurting you Brona.
Brona: ...I understand.
James: Come on. Lets pitch a tent.
Sam: [From distance] Ooer loool x

[b]Scene 4 - The campsite

[Gary and Twilight are sat on a silk mat wearing large sunglasses and dress from the Zac Posen pre-fall collection. Behind them, Shaun, Linda, Mark, Greg, Dean, Rory, Brona and James are setting up tents]

Gary: Oh, speaking of hot messes.

[Hugo and Jen walk down hand in hand.]

Twilight: ****ing dykes.
Gary: I know right? [She sips her cocktail.]
Jen: Hey guys.
Gary: Shaun, get your baps out for these gurls, there ain't nothin' like a show. [Hairflick]

[They laugh together]

Greg: Emily, shut up.
Mark: It's Miss Twitty to you
Greg: Ugh, bitch.

[Later in the night a fire is going and everyone is sat around it. James is playing his acoustic cover of Smashing Pumpkins - Stand inside your love]

James: Who wouldn't be the one you love?
Who wouldn't stand inside your love?

[Jen is twiddling her thumbs in deep thought as James plays the bridge. James then stares directly to her while singing the final lines]

James: And for the first time, I'm telling you how much I need and bleed for
Your every move and waking sound in my time
I'll wrap a wire around your heart, and your mind;
You're mine forever now.
Who wouldn't be the one you love and live for?
Who wouldn't stand inside your live and die for?
Who wouldn't be the one you love?


[It goes silent as the final chord fades out and James continues to stare at Jen. (HARRY)]

Linda: Well that was creepy as ****, [She raises a bag] shrooms anyone?

[The Vines - Get Free begins to play as various scenes occur]
[Mark and Gary are dancing /brit]
[Greg is giving Dean a piggy back. Greg trips over Rorys laptop and Dean goes flying into a pile of horseshit. The group laughs.]
[Hugo goes behind the tent and takes some pills and takes a swig from his hipflask. He wipes the signs of breakdown from his face and rejoins the others.]
[Shaun and Linda begin making out. They roll over into a tent that's already been pitched.]
[Amidst the chaos, Jen is staring at James, who is blankly staring into the fire. (Why am I making myself such an emo? Seriously? I have issues.)]
[Hugo notices James sat by himself, picks up his acoustic and throws it away]

Hugo: CHEER THE **** UP, ******. tyra/
James: sad/
Hugo: And keep your hands off my gurl. /glare

Scene 5 - The nearby lake

[Jen is walking by the lake slowly to herself. Gavin DeGraws stripped version of 'Belief' begins to play. She stares into the lake and a tear falls down her cheek.]

James: Jen?

[Jen quickly wipes her face and turns to James]

Jen: W-what're you doing here?
James: You walked off a while ago, I've been thinking...
Jen: James...
James: I know that you're not feeling the same... but I've been an absolute idiot.

[He leans in towards her]

James: I want to try us again. Please?
Jen: I can't, I-

[They kiss, Jen pulls out]

Jen: James, I can't do thi-

[They kiss again, this time Jen doesn't resist. They take their shirts off.]

Sam: Wahey! ooer lool! x

[They stop and turns to the rustling bush. James opens it to see Sam with Ross, who is furiously masturbating.]

James: What the **** Ross?!

[Dean dogtackles Ross with a face covered in horseshit and peppersprays Ross's eyes again]

Dean: Don't perv on anymore of ma fwends sad/
Jen: James? I can't do this. [She leaves putting her shirt back on]
James: Jen!



[b]Brona: J-Jen?
Jen: What do you want?
Brona: You told me to keep my arms off him then you do that? Who do you think you're toying around with?
Jen: Who do you think HE'S toying around with Brona? We're just toys to him.
Sam: Ooer, wahey loool!

[They stay silent and look at each other. They walk over to each other and hug as it zooms out over the forest.]

Skins


Most emo episode of anything ever. Next episode will be alot more light hearted.

[Z]

sfsad. Haha I love this, keep 'em coming James! It's really good!

[Jack_]

ROFL. It gets better by the day, LemonJam. :joker:



Chels: One Mocha. I'm sorry sir, we're out of caramel for your frappucino
Rory: [Stands up] You ****ing what?!?!?

[Greg is giving Dean a piggy back. Greg trips over Rorys laptop and Dean goes flying into a pile of horseshit. The group laughs.]

Sam: Wahey! ooer lool! x

[They stop and turns to the rustling bush. James opens it to see Sam with Ross, who is furiously masturbating.]

PMSLLLL :joker:

[Jords]

:joker: :joker:

Sam: [From distance] Ooer loool x
I was pmsl at that :tongue:

[MrGaryy]

LOL at all the tenting pitching.

[Damaris]

EPIC

I ****ing love this LOL

'[Brona looks over at James, who is playing his guitar by the fire looking blankly at the floor while Damaris, Karl, Nate and MargeryFan laugh at Harry trying a bong for the first time.]' LOLOLOLOLOLOL



i wish i was in it more *hint

[Harry!]

Very good work LJ!

[LemonJam]

Thanks guys.

I'm putting names down, no worries Damaris ;)

[CaraRawr]

lmao i love it.

but oi, where's me D: i joke, it's great<3

[Shaun]

umg. qt story developing between you/jen/brona. BUT I'D NEVER MAKE OUT WITH LINDA ah\

[Jack_]

needs moar jack/stephanie

:xyxwave:

[LemonJam]

WHAT DO YOU WANT A ****ING TIBB ORGY?!?! tyra/

I'll do what I can for y'all.

[Jack_]

WHAT DO YOU WANT A ****ING TIBB ORGY?!?! tyra/

Sounds like a fierce storyline to me <3

Oh, and I think you should include some cameo appearences from alc09, ILoveDC and Sticks, if you can that is. :thumbs:

[Jords]

:xyxwave: more Jords more like

I agree Jack :hugesmile:

Nah your doing a great job LJ :thumbs:

[Stephanie]

pmsl epic

[Stephanie]

needs moar jack/stephanie
:xyxwave:

[LemonJam]

Episode 4 "Mark" Sneak peek. ;)


Mark: This Sunday, you're gonna love me
_________________________________________________

Hugo: Oh please Gary, as if you're number 1 on his priorities anymore.
_________________________________________________

Gary: Are you serious? This is Twilight ****ing Twitty, rules don't apply to her.
_________________________________________________

Twilight: MARK NOOOOO#
_________________________________________________

Episode will be finished and up tomorrow. :)

[Stephanie]

oOoOo

[Tom4784]

Rofl, funny episode.

[Jords]

Twilight Twitty ftw ;)

[Harry!]

*Looks forward to the next one*

[lily.]

Hot.
yAy... Jen came back to comment.. :)


umg. qt story developing between you/jen/brona. BUT I'D NEVER MAKE OUT WITH LINDA ah\
hahaha.. gotta watch them mind-altering drugs Shaun.. they make you do stuff you regret later.. ;)

[Rory]

umg I was funny in this one. thanks james. i want moar.

[CaraRawr]

ooooh sounds hot.

[bronaaaa]

I love this :D

[Chels]

that was hilarious :D
and thanks for my lines :')

[LemonJam]

Episode 4 - Scene 1

[Smashing Pumpkins - Ava Adore begins to play. Mark is sat in his room, completing a drawing of a boy. He finishes the final bit of shading, rips it out of his sketchbook and adds it to his wall.]

Mark: I love you Joel.

[Marks wall is shown, covered in pictures of a boy from talent show 'Sheppy's Got Talent' Mark smiles creepily to himself and begins to laugh. His phone rings.]

Mark: Hello?
Twilight: Hey Mark, it's Twitty here. Do you think you could come to the hospital, I'm so ****ing bored here.
Mark: Sure thing, I was meant to be with Gary, but he's sf irrelevant.
Twilight: To say she's the main character, she hasn't done much.
Mark: Ikr. Maybe ditching her will give her some airtime this episode.
Twilight: Qt, I better be all cleared for the Sheppys Got Talent final on Sunday.
Mark: Oh yeah, do you mind if I tagged along to that as a +1
Twilight: Duh? Who else am I gonna go with?
Mark: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU umm, I'll come now yeah.
Twilight: Um, yah?

[Mark puts his phone in his purse. He looks at his poster wall and smiles]

Mark: This Sunday, you're gonna love me Joel McLean.

[He struts out his room]



Scene 2 - Outside a Café

[Gary is wearing sunglasses and a Vivienne Westwood original. She looks in her mirror then her watch. 1:20.]

Gary: Christ, I know I just arrived but that bitch was meant to be here for 1.

[She gets a message on her Iphone]

Hi mark here something srs has happend im rly sorry i cant go 2day soz xoxo

[Gary drops her mocha in shock.]

Hugo: Hi Gary, are you lost?

[Hugo walks over with Jen on her arm]

Gary: Oh, it's you.
Hugo: With a +1, where's yours? (qt~)
Gary: He's coming.

[Hugo snatches Garys iphone off him and reads the message]

Gary: Hey, dyke, give it back.
Hugo: Okay, number 1, it's Mark, number 2, he's blatentley ditched you for that Twitty slag, number 3, I'm not gay, James just can't have a storyline that makes sense sad/
Gary: Something bad's happened to Mark I'll have you know.
Hugo: Oh please Gary, as if you're number 1 on his priorities anymore.

[She walks off with Jen being dragged away]

Scene 3 - The Hospital

[Mark is walking through the waiting room towards Twilights room and he hears a smash]

Twilight: I ASKED FOR ****ING XANAX, NOT IBUPROFEN YOU ****ING MESS

[Dr.Gonzo runs out and sees Mark in shock]

Dr.Gonzo: Miss Twitty's just through here Mark.

[Mark smiles sarcastically and walks past]

Twilight: Honestly Mark, this ****ing hospital is so incompetent.
Mark: They've let you go out every night though even when you're in no state.
Twilight: Mark honey, I'm always in a good state. /glare
Mark: Of course, you'll be fine for Sunday

[Marks phone rings]

Mark: Sorry gurl. Hello?

[Gary is in a bus shelter, it's begun to rain]

Gary: WURR THE **** ARE YOU?!?!?! ah/
Mark: I'm with Twilight
Gary: Twilight?! TWILIGHT!?!? You ditched coffee and shopping for Twilight?!
Mark: sad/

[Gary hangs up]

Twilight: Who was that?
Mark: Just Gary. Hey, do you have a dress ready for sunday?
Twilight: Duh? You prepared?

[Mark smiles stalkerishly]

Mark: Very prepared.



[Scene 4 - Outside the studio]

[It's Sunday Night. A group of Twilight Twitty fans are sat outside the studio waiting to get a picture and autograph from her.]

Jack: Ugh, she's late again.
Harry: She's always late Jack, it's part of her controversy.
Jords: She might have even been given the all clear from the hospital.

[Damaris runs towards them]

Damaris: Have I missed her?
Stephanie: YOU'RE a Twilight Twitty fan?
Damaris: She's a guilty temptation, along with CaraRawr. Has she gone in yet?
Jords: Yeah, you missed her, she arrived on time.
Harry: You see, that's why CaraRawr isn't as good, not enough controversey.
Stephanie: For the love of God Harry, stop talking about controversey, ugh, it's rant time.

[Stephanie gets out her laptop and posts a thread on TiBB about it.]

Jack: Steph, you have way too much time on your hands since we lost the baby.
Stephanie: I know Jack, but not having you in my arms makes me a more free woman.
Jack: You're so lieing.
Stephanie: I SO am.

[They begin making out. Meanwhile, in the Twittymobile, Twilight and Mark are sat with glasses of champagne. Gemmer, the head of ER Industries and her apprentice Billy are sat in the limo. Billy is staring at Twilight in awe]

Twilight: Why do you need to sign anyone else when CaraRawr and I are dominating the pop charts anyway?
Gemmer: Reality TV stars bring in the dosh big time. We need to sign anything Simon Cowell doesn't get to.

[Billy takes notes while still smiling imanely at Twilight]

[The limozine arrives outside, Gary and Shaun are behind a wall.

Gary: I need to get in somehow and teach that little bitch Mark a lesson he'll never forget.
Shaun: Too right, little bitch, nobody abandons you like that
Gary: You mean like L abandoned you at the campsite? 2baha
Shaun: sad/

[The limo door opens and Twilight and co strut past ignoring all fans bombarding her.]

Gary: Here's our chance, lets get lost in the crowd and pretend to be her +1s. [He begins to run]
Shaun: Erm, aren't they only allowed one plus one?

[Gary turns around]

Gary: Are you serious? This is Twilight ****ing Twitty, rules don't apply to her.

[They run into the bombarding fans. Gary manages to squeeze through and stand behind Billy. Shaun however is pushed aside by 30stone]

30stone: TWILIGHT, I LOVE YOU (HOTMESS)
Shaun: GARY, NOOOOO#

[Gary looks behind him to see Shaun on the floor but continues.]

President: Ah, Miss Twitty, I guess these are your plus ones.
Twilight: Ya, my bff Mark and these official people.
President: All three of them?

[They look behind at Gary who leaves abruptly.]

President: Alright, bar is on the left.

[Their coats are taken by Patrick, who throws them on the floor]

Patrick: I hate everything. [/patricks part in this]

[Gary walks over to Shaun]

Gary: I can't believe I didn't get in and that ****ing nobody did, what am I becoming, I wanted to make a mark on this town, I really did.
Shaun: GARY GET A ****ING GRIP!

[She slaps her across the face]

Shaun: Just let it go.

[They s0b together to 'When you're Gone']


[Inside, Twilight, Mark, Gemmer and Billy go in.]

Gemmer: Billy and I are going to see some of the talent and make a good impression. Only have 1 drink, I'm not paying for your rehab again.
Twilight: sad/


[CaraRawr walks over in a cute short dress]

CaraRawr: Twilight! I'm so glad you could make it!
Twilight: Likewise (qt~) Mark, this is Cara.
CaraRawr: A pleasure to meet you!
Mark: Likewise, sorry to be rude, but do you know if Joel McLean is here?
CaraRawr: ...yeah, he's talking with Lewis over there.
Mark: //AHH

[He runs over]

Twilight: Outperformed again?
CaraRawr: What do you mean?
Twilight: Face it Cara, everyones after my goodies (wurkit), you're just the back-up if I do an Elvis on y'all.

[She walks away, Cara is visibly upset. Meanwhile, Mark has found Joel, the dancer from Sheppys got Talent]

Mark: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN //AHH I LOVE YOU HOLD ME

[Joel is visibly shocked]

Joel: Security, get this gay away from me.

[Mark and James (admin) take Mark away from him.]

Mark: NO JOEL, I LOVE YOU HOLD ME! NOOOOO#
President: Mr McLean, you're onstage in 20 minutes
Joel: Ah, thank you Sir.

[Mark is pushed outside by security Twilight rushes outside]

Twilight: Mark, what're you doing out here?!?!
Mark: JOEL REJECTED ME! sad/
Twilight: Come on, your going to miss the results!

[She drags him back in. Inside the studio, Mark and Twilight take their seats, Mark wearing sunglasses to show no signs of crying.]

WOMBAI: Ladies and Gentlemen, the results are in and Sheppy's Got Talent is about to reveal it's winner of £1,000,000 and a chance to perform in the Sheppy council fair.
Mark: GO JOEL!
Twilight: Mark, sit the **** down!
WOMBAI: And the top three are... Lewis Treleaven!

[A young boy is visibly shocked and walks forward]

WOMBAI: The second act in the top three is... Graeme Stickings!

[A middle aged drag queen is also visibly shocked. The crowd goes wild and wolfwhistles.]

WOMBAI: And the final person through is... Joel McLean!

[Mark jumps out of his seat and screams loudly. Twilight grabs him and pummels him into his seat. As CaraRawr looks over to see the commotion, Twilight covers her face.

WOMBAI: And in third place is... Graeme Stickings.
Sticks: sad/
WOMBAI: And that means the winner of Sheppys Got Talent is...

[Silence runs throughout the studio]

WOMBAI: Lewis Treleaven!!!! Congratulations!!!

[The whole audience applaud and CaraRawr begins a standing auvation. Mark is visibly shocked and looks around distortedly at the crowds. He gets up from his seat and pushes CaraRawr over]

Twilight: MARK NOOOOO#

[Mark continues to get up onto the stage and steal the microphone from Lewis

Mark: Lewis, I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish, BUT JOEL MCLEAN HAD ONE OF THE BEST PERFORMANCES OF ALL TIME sad/

[Suddenly, Mark and James (admin) tackle him and take Mark off the stage. Twilight gets up covering her face. Later on, Twilight and Mark are seen leaving for a limo. Twilight is dragging Mark along who looks like a HOTMESS. Paparazzi bombard them and they barely get past. They eventually managed to get in the limo]

Twilight: MARK, WHAT THE **** WERE YOU DOING, YOU'VE JUST RUINED MY DIGNITY
Mark: I'm sorry Twilight
Twilight: get out GET OUT RIGHT NOW


[Lady Gagas paparazzi begins to play. Montage time.]
[Greg is working underneath a car. He gets out and up and sees an article of Twilight on the board. He shakes his head and walks away]
[Hugo and Jen are laying in bed. Jen is asleep. Hugo takes a shot of whiskey and 2 pills. She gets a phonecall and picks it up.]
[Gary is on the phone to Hugo. She's looking at Mark being a hot mess on the floor laughing with him]
[Linda is sat in some random alley]

[b]Linda: Seriously, even Dean's had more lines than me, the next episodes mine.

[Mark gets up and begins to stumble home as the traffic wizzes past him]

Skins

[lily.]

Lmao... Mark the stalker is superb!!!! I was pmsl!!!! Best part was the kanye/taylor parody!!!

Great work Jam! :thumbs:


Also, I love how I'm just a drugged up mess! Quality! :laugh:

[Tom4784]

Rofl! (insert my Cheryl Cole laugh here)

[CaraRawr]

lmao that's brilliant! thanks for the part, it was qt.

[Billy]

lmao i cant get over how amazing this is!

[LemonJam]

Thanks guys :) Y'all are too kind.

[Stephanie]

Mark: Lewis, I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish, BUT JOEL MCLEAN HAD ONE OF THE BEST PERFORMANCES OF ALL TIME sad/

LMFAO

loving all my parts in this aswell aha thanks :)

[Harry!]

lol my fave episode so far. Loved the controversey reference. Fab!

[lily.]

I love how it's taken all the traits we have and exaggerated them .. It's hilarious.

[Stephanie]

:D

[Braden]

This is all very interesting.
Your very talented LemonJam ! :D

[Jords]

I look forward to these, great job LJ!

Im a Twilight Twitty fan gurls, woop woop :joker:

[MarkWaldorf]

i can't read this because my character makes me cringe :( lmfao!

[Damaris]

Haha thanks LJ!

This is great!

[LemonJam]

Thanks luvvies. :')

[Twilight]

OMFG i'm in love<3

[Z]

Amazing! I laughed out loud so much, keep them coming :)

[Jen]

It's amaze (:

[Tom4784]

Rofl, I just realised It's ANOTHER story where James and Jen don't work out :sad:

[Shaun]

lmfao at the Stickings act...she was robbed :(

[Callum]

LOL @ Mark's character.

[Jords]

Whens the next one LJ, after New Year? :)

[InOne]

Love it, but still not in it :(

[LemonJam]

Whens the next one LJ, after New Year? :)

I need to get coursework back on track; I have 3 major art pieces to finish, a Graphics project and lots and lots of stuff to do for music universitys (scores, practicing etc)

I'll get back on track with this later, sorry. Should be back January 4thish. :)

[Jords]

I need to get coursework back on track; I have 3 major art pieces to finish, a Graphics project and lots and lots of stuff to do for music universitys (scores, practicing etc)

I'll get back on track with this later, sorry. Should be back January 4thish. :)

Okay dokey! Good luck with your coursework! I got some to do too :hugesmile:

[LemonJam]

3 months later, LemonJam got jealous of these creative writing projects and decided to **** the coursework and waste his time. Bliss. ITS BACK.

Episode 5, Scene 1; School

[Kelly Rowlands 'Work' begins to play. Gary is sat in English class checking her make-up. She smiles over at InOne who looks at her then continues with his work. The bell rings and Inone leaves his seat, Gary stands up from her seat in Inones way]

Gary: Excuse me, I never caught your name.
InOne: I'm not interested
Gary: Hey, I'm just talking to you!
InOne: Yeah, it all begins with talking, then 10 STDs later you'll have forgotten my name. *****.

[He budges past her, as she has a shocked look on her face. The bell rings and Gary struts off to the picnic table outside.]

Greg: Hai!
Gary: Greg, why're you here? You're not in education
Greg: To say hai?
Gary: Get out.

[Greg leaves abruptly]

Jen: What's wrong Gary?
Gary: Some bitch has been spreading rumours that I'm some sort of slut.
Hugo: ;O Who would do that?
Linda: It was Hugo
Hugo: OMG Linda, you're such a vile person, get out GET OUT.

[Shaun breaks out into JoJo's Get Out with Dean and Rory as backup dancers]

Hugo: SHAUN SIT THE **** DOWN
Gary: Don't tell him what to do? He's not your slave.
Hugo: No, but Rory is 2baha

[Rory is cooking Hugo another batch of Stir fried noodles and kung pao chicken]

Hugo: Anyway, my influential powers should help me when I'm headgirl qt~
Gary: YOU'RE running for headgirl?
Hugo: Duh, and I know you are, so I'm tarnishing your image however I can.

[She gets up and leaves]

Jen: What a Shattock.
Dean: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Scene 2 - In a taxi

[Gary gets into a taxi, she takes her sunglasses off and holds her head.]

setanta: Where to Gary?
Gary: Just take me home sad/

[Setanta begins to drive off, knowing where Garys home is after numerous taxi rides home]

setanta: So why the long face sugartits?
Gary: Everyones being a bitch to me, like my bff Hugo is trying to tarnish my image so that she can be headgirl.
setanta: Was that the cute one in the short dress?
Gary: Hugo Montag doesn't get taxis. Hugo Montag travels by limozine. She's one rich bitch.
setanta: Have you thought about knocking her down a peg or two? You're usually really good at finding out secrets, I mean remember when you found out Mark's gay?

[Linda gets up from the front seat]

Linda: MARK'S GAY?!?! ah/
Gary: Linda, why the **** are you here?
Linda: I rag taxi drivers for drug money.

[Jen appears next to Gary]

Jen: Controversial.
Gary: Okay everyone who's not going to my house get out right now.

[Shaun, Rory and Dean appear at the back and begin singing and dancing to JoJo's 'Get Out']

Gary: HARRY

Scene 3 - Garys room

[Gary is at home on her silk sheets trying to write her headgirl speech. It currently says;]

I think that a headgirl should...

[She stares at the screen for a while then begins typing]

... be a fierce bitch.

[She gives up and signs onto msn. A conversation with Twilight opens.]

Twilight says:
hey
Gary says:
hey girl, how're you?
Twilight says:
ugh, still embarrased by Marks performance at the Sheppys Got Talent show, you?
Gary says:
LOL, he's sucha hot mess
Twilight says:
IFKR
Gary says:
Ugh, I'm trying to write my headgirl speech, any pointers? I mean after all your nobel peace prize speech was beautiful s0b
Twilight says:
IFKR, I mean, whatever you write make sure you mean every word you say
Gary says:
And what about campaigns.
Twilight says:
Just do what you do best gurl x
Gary says:
Got it.

[Gary signs off msn and searches 'Hugo Montag' into google. She smiles to herself.]

[Scene 3 - School]

[Hugo, Gary and Enid are sat next to each other on the school stage. Everybody is sat down in front of them]

Mrs Pinkmichk: Okay class calm down... calm down.

[Everybody continues talking. Pinkmichk looks to the side and nods. Tyra Banks comes running on and screams into the microphone.

Tyra: STOP IT!

[The hall falls silent]

Tyra: I AIN'T NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A CLASS OF INTERNET REJECTS IN AN INCONSISTENT STORYLINE LIKE THIS!
Mrs Pinkmichk: Thanks Tyra

[Tyra walks off glaring at the class]

Mrs Pinkmichk: Okay guys, we're voting for our headgirl today, it's between Hugo Montag, Gary Port and Enid... Jones. Enid if you'd like to take the stand first.

[Enid stands up and takes the stand]

Enid: Hi, I'm Enid and I wanna make a few changes around this place, first things first, no Twilight Twitty will be mentioned around the school
Jords: YOU ****ING WHAT?!

[A glass smashes and the Twilight Twitty fans storm the stage, dragging her off.]

Mrs Pinkmichk: Erm, okay, next to speak, Miss Hugo Montag

[Hugo takes the stand -the lights dim and the piano intro to Adeles 'Hometown Glory' begins to play]

Hugo: [i]Round my hometown, memories are fresh,
Round my hometown, ohh, the people I've met
Are the wonders of my world, are the wonders of my world
Are the wonders of this world, are the wonders and now.
s0b

[The crowd applauses with a standing auvation. Smithy is so overwhelmed he begins to cry]

MattBlake: Pfft, Rachel Rice was better

[Tyra appears from underneath the chair.]

Tyra: MattBlake, I'm extremely disapointed in you.
MattBlake: s0b
Mrs Pinkmichk: Thank you very much Hugo, that was beautiful. Gary if you'd like to try follow that?

[Gary goes up to the stand]

Gary: Screen up please b/mo

[The techies lower the screen]

Gary: A wise woman once said 'Life is a cabaret old chum, so come to the cabaret.' This woman was Liza Minelli, a woman that Hugo very much admires, but to what extent?

[Gary clicks a button to show a slide on the screen showing a bald Hugo applying makeup with a wigstand on the side]

Gary: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the cabaret that is TOM SHATTOCK
Hugo: brity/

[The whole room errupts with laughter. Hugo rushes outside]

[Scene 4 - Outside]

[The Twilight fans are all in a circle, Stephs hands are covered in blood]

Stephanie: omgomgomgomg what do we do?
Jords: We've got rid of the body there's nothing else we can do now
Jack_: Shame we had to get rid of it... I mean it was just lieing there... with boobs.

[A long awkward silence occurs]

Damaris: Oh you are SO going to hell.
Recylopse: Quick, someones coming!

[They run away, Hugo comes running out the school. She gets her phone out of her purse.]

Hugo: Mum... we have to move away.............NOW ah/



Scene 5 - An Airport

[Hometown Glory - Hugo Montag begins to play. Hugo is sat in an airport on her laptop, deleting her facebook, last.fm, twitter, myspace, bebo (who uses that **** anymore? srsly?) She decides last minute to take her phone out]

[Mark is sat in his bed at home, still teary from the Sheppys Got Talent incident. He receives a message on his phone and is quick to answer it.]

Dear Mark,

[Hugo begins walking towards a private jet, she wears her sunglasses as her hair flows back in the wind]

I can't begin to tell you how much you've meant to me as a friend
Although I don't say it much, I'm going to miss you.

[Hugo steps onto the steps]

And although we're both now complete messes

[Hugo looks back at the airport]

We're the damn hottest messes that ever happened in this small town

[She turns back and gets into the jet]

and remember...life is a cabaret old chum... so come to the cabaret...

[The jet takes off into the sun.]

s0b

Skins.

[Jack_]

I love this sfm. Excellent work, LJ. And thanks for my part again :hugesmile:


Stephanie: omgomgomgomg what do we do?
Jords: We've got rid of the body there's nothing else we can do now
Jack_: Shame we had to get rid of it... I mean it was just lieing there... with boobs.

[A long awkward silence occurs]

Damaris: Oh you are SO going to hell.
Recylopse: Quick, someones coming!

pmsl.

[Hometown Glory - Hugo Montag begins to play. Hugo is sat in an airport on her laptop, deleting her facebook, last.fm, twitter, myspace, bebo (who uses that **** anymore? srsly?) She decides last minute to take her phone out]


:joker:

[Stephanie]

pmsfl, i'm a murderer :L






epic.

[Shaun]

LOL.

poor Hugo.

[CaraRawr]

fierce.

[Jords]

omfg I missed this!
Steph's a murderer? :eek:

[Tom4784]

ROFL I loved it. Although I'm only a BACKUP SINGER?! AW HELL NO!. *storms out*

[MarkWaldorf]

pmsl hugo

[Z]

James it's epic hahaha, I love it! Hopefully see another episode soon! :D