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thediaryroomchair
30-12-2009, 06:57 PM
What do you think Davina's opening line will be for this upcoming Celebrity Big Brother series?

_Seth
30-12-2009, 06:59 PM
"Bitch please, this is Celebrity Big Brother."

Patrick
30-12-2009, 07:00 PM
This is not just Big Brother.. this is Celebrity Big Brother

And then for BB11 it should be..
'All brilliant,amazing outstanding, legendary things come to an end :('
Or
'Channel 4... Your bastards.. ITV FTW!' *roll opening theme*

Sawyer
30-12-2009, 07:01 PM
Hell lies in you.

Tom
30-12-2009, 07:01 PM
CBB6- 'Welcome to hell'

BB11- 'Think Big Brother is going to end quietly? Think again'

Captain.Remy
30-12-2009, 07:02 PM
They backstab, You watch. They nominate. You evict. Except this time, they play in hell.

ILoveTRW
30-12-2009, 07:02 PM
Turn off now if easily offended

Sawyer
30-12-2009, 07:03 PM
they backstab, you watch. They nominate. You evict. Except this time, they play in hell.

yes!

Jamie.....
30-12-2009, 07:09 PM
This year we're playing with fire...

All isn't what it seems, hell lies in others...

Hell lies in others, but will hell freeze over...

3 weeks, 12 celebrities and a house from hell...

This isn't a 3 week holiday, this is a once in a lifetime trip to hell...

Patrick
30-12-2009, 07:12 PM
This year we're playing with fire...


not bad

12bigbrother12
30-12-2009, 07:12 PM
Think you know Big Brother? *dramatic pause* Think again. Big Brother is coming to get you.

LaLaLand
30-12-2009, 07:13 PM
"Celebrity Big Brother... YEAH RIGHT!" [roll titles]

...

Enter Alex Reid, Dane Bowers, Nicola T and Ekaterina Ivanova.

*mazedsalv**
30-12-2009, 07:16 PM
Welcome to Hell.
Hell Lies In Others...
One last bitch, one last batch of celebrites, one last time.
If you are offended easily, switch off, because we are going out with a bang BITCH! (could be used for BB11)

For BB11:
Prepare to be entertained.
Welcome to the final ever series of Big Brother!
Dont you worry, you will remember us.
It may be the last series, but we are not going down quitley.
For the last decade, you have watched, been entertained, cried, laughed and cringed, and this will not be any different.
Any of you been with us since the beginning?
**** YOU haters!!

*mazedsalv**
30-12-2009, 07:17 PM
Think you know Big Brother? *dramatic pause* Think again. Big Brother is coming to get you.

I can see that being used actually! :)

Braden
30-12-2009, 07:18 PM
'hey girlfriends !'

cherubmattd
30-12-2009, 07:19 PM
CBB6- 'Welcome to hell'

BB11- 'Think Big Brother is going to end quietly? Think again'

I love the BB11 one.

"Bitch please, this is Celebrity Big Brother."

LOL I'd love to see that :D

They backstab, You watch. They nominate. You evict. Except this time, they play in hell.

That is brilliant. I want that to be the line :)

Mine would be: Are you sitting comfortably? Good, then let's begin.

Smithy
30-12-2009, 07:19 PM
This is not just Big Brother.. this is Celebrity Big Brother


I posted that ages ago

:P

12bigbrother12
30-12-2009, 07:19 PM
I can see that being used actually! :)

I'm awesome :p

Monape
30-12-2009, 07:22 PM
"hiya"

BigBroFanHere
30-12-2009, 07:31 PM
Hell lies in others, but who are others

BigBroFanHere
30-12-2009, 07:33 PM
This year we're playing with fire...

3 weeks, 12 celebrities and a house from hell...

This isn't a 3 week holiday, this is a once in a lifetime trip to hell...

I like them :spin:

WOMBAI
30-12-2009, 08:35 PM
Bugger off alibaba!

4ndy3
30-12-2009, 08:42 PM
Picture Davina on stage, the crowd in an up-roar and opening the series with ...
"If the sayings true that, If you play with fire you get burnt - Well, we're in for a roasting this year"
[Que Opening Titles] ...

BBfan46
30-12-2009, 10:41 PM
Ah **** it, Big Brother really is going up in flames.

RemelC
30-12-2009, 11:44 PM
You know what they say, A twist a day, keeps Big Brother away.

BBfan46
31-12-2009, 12:07 AM
You know what they say, A twist a day, keeps Big Brother away.

Haha good one.

dudul
31-12-2009, 12:07 AM
"Big Brother .... You little Devil you"

"Hell lies in others .... YES!... (points at camera) You!"

"You've witnessed the evil, You've witnessed the twisted .... Now witness hell!"

Bad i know...but i tried hehe

Patrick
31-12-2009, 12:10 AM
Welcome to the final ever series of Big Brother!


2 Years later Channel 5 show BB12 and completely piss on that quote :joker:

The rest of your opening lines are really good btw especially for the BB11 ones

Patrick
31-12-2009, 12:11 AM
You know what they say, A twist a day, keeps Big Brother away.

More like..

You know what they say, 1.4 Million a day keeps Big Brother Away.

BBfan46
31-12-2009, 12:12 AM
Big Brother and the Devil... a Marriage made in Hell.

Jords
31-12-2009, 12:19 AM
Im liking a lot of these, espicially 4ndy3's :laugh:

BBfan46
31-12-2009, 12:54 AM
We're playing with fire. They're going to get burnt.

Glenn.
31-12-2009, 01:12 AM
I love the 'Playing with fire' which someone mentioned.
I've been disappointed with the opening line for the last couple of years to be honest.
The last one I thought was good was BB7.

Arneldo
31-12-2009, 01:15 AM
"UMG, Aaron - I'm so wet for you right now"


-cue titles-

Jords
31-12-2009, 02:13 AM
"UMG, Aaron - I'm so wet for you right now"


-cue titles-

no waii would she say that :shocked:

Alf
31-12-2009, 04:54 AM
who lives in a house like this?
david it's over to you

letmein
31-12-2009, 08:54 AM
"We're still on the air?" :joker:

bigbrotherisback2009
31-12-2009, 11:32 AM
she might just say

"" welcom to big borhter ""

Dom:)
31-12-2009, 11:52 AM
They backstab, You watch. They nominate. You evict. Except this time, they play in hell.

V.good I would like that to be the opening line

4ndy3
31-12-2009, 01:48 PM
We're playing with fire. They're going to get burnt.

No! We're playing with fire - We're getting burnt:

If YOU play with fire, YOU get burnt!

Stu
31-12-2009, 01:50 PM
'Abandon all hope, ye who enter here' from Dante's Inferno seems pretty likely.

Patrick
31-12-2009, 01:52 PM
she might just say

"" welcom to big borhter ""

What the **** is 'welcom' and 'borhter'

Are you like 3?
Btw theres no need for 2 " marks