The Church is supporting Stephen Baldwin!!

[Gavin]

I've just had the conference call meeting with my fellow Church members and importantly...

... The Church is officially supporting Stephen Baldwin to win Celebrity Big Brother 7.

He is a charming, witty, funny man that has made a good career in Hollywood. A harder worker, faithful, trustworthy, kind... he has all the good qualities of a good Christian.

His love for Christianity... his love for all good... his love for the Church... means that The Church will repay his love by endorsing him.

The Church will ensure that Stephen wins CBB7... we supported fellow Christian Rachel Rice in BB9 and she won (against the odds). We supported the wonderful Ulrika... and she won. We supported Sophie Reade, and once again she won.

Whoever the Church endorses WINS. We have the power, we are an immense organisation. We will ensure that Stephen Baldwin will be the CBB7 winner.

Regards,

Gavin
The Church, co-leader

[Stu]

Congratulations. Whatever strips of veil remained have now completely fallen. You are just another basic, boring, standard troll.

Thank you and goodnight.

[Tom]

This years series is sponsored by the devil so I doubt he'll win if he's a Christian

[Brad.]

The church can **** off quite frankly

[Stu]

This years series is sponsored by the devil so I doubt he'll win if he's a Christian

:joker:

[Gavin]

I'm completely serious, actually. We've been a powerful organisation for years and influenced the BB vote in recent series. The Church endorses Stephen.

[Beastie]

I like Stephen!

[Gavin]

This years series is sponsored by the devil so I doubt he'll win if he's a Christian
The battle of over-powering the Satan and his evil beings will have to be executed... and I'm sure Stephen Baldwin can show us why he will be worth winning.

[Jack_]

:joker:

Hang on a minute, here. You constantly go on about how the producers aren't bothering with Big Brother, and everything is awful, etc etc, yet in your OP you have stated that you have previously supported some of the most boring housemates to date?

Rachel? Ulrika? What did they do to help Big Brother? **** all.

[Shaun]

Satan <3

[Stu]

I'm completely serious, actually. We've been a powerful organisation for years and influenced the BB vote in recent series. The Church endorses Stephen.
I wish I could get into a battle of witticisms with you and entertain for the other members somewhat as I usually do in situations like these but ... like I said ... your just a default troll now.

Pity, really.

[Gavin]

:joker:

Hang on a minute, here. You constantly go on about how the producers aren't bothering with Big Brother, and everything is awful, etc etc, yet in your OP you have stated that you have previously supported some of the most boring housemates to date?

Rachel? Ulrika? What did they do to help Big Brother? **** all.
You don't have to be a loud mongrol to be "entertaining". Rachel was entertaining in her own beautiful way, as she respected others and was a proper lady. The same can be said of Ulrika. Both were worthy winners... the Church loved their personalities.

From first impressions, we are very eager to see more of Stephen.

[BlackOrWhite]

OMFG it's Gavin again! :joker: :wavey:

[InOne]

Gavin you are a 53 year old Alcoholic and Porn addict, the 'Church' is the voice in your head.

[Gavin]

Satan <3
The theme of this series is 'Hell'. Satan's presence will be largely felt in the house.

But The Church are confident that Stephen will beat the devil and come first.

[Tom]

When did you speak to the church inbetween finishing watching launch and posting crap on here?

[Jords]

Hes a bit meh, but like Davina is saying, a lot of them are jet lag, give them a few days and see how they are

[Gavin]

Gavin you are a 53 year old Alcoholic and Porn addict, the 'Church' is the voice in your head.
I am actually 52 years old (though nearly 53). I'm not an alcoholic. I don't watch disgusting inapporpriate "pornographic" videos.

The Church is very real. Our presence has been felt and heard throught the last 3 series. We have huge power.

[WOMBAI]

:joker:

Hang on a minute, here. You constantly go on about how the producers aren't bothering with Big Brother, and everything is awful, etc etc, yet in your OP you have stated that you have previously supported some of the most boring housemates to date?

Rachel? Ulrika? What did they do to help Big Brother? **** all.

They won didn't they - speaks volumes! Your opinions are not the majority ones!

[BlackOrWhite]

The theme of this series is 'Hell'. Satan's presence will be largely felt in the house.

But The Church are confident that Stephen will beat the devil and come first.

I just spoke with The Pope on the phone. He disagrees.

[Jack_]

You don't have to be a loud mongrol to be "entertaining". Rachel was entertaining in her own beautiful way, as she respected others and was a proper lady. The same can be said of Ulrika. Both were worthy winners... the Church loved their personalities and their personalities.

From first impressions, we are very eager to see more of Stephen.

...and being 'respectful' and a 'proper lady' equals to good entertainment values, does it?

[Gavin]

When did you speak to the church inbetween finishing watching launch and posting crap on here?
We had a 30 minute conference call between 22:30-23:00.

A very interesting one... some members were contemplating having "Vinnie Jones" as our favourite. But we felt that he wasn't a good enough man to give him our support due to his filthy actions in yesteryear.

Stephen Baldwin has all the right points about him to be the winner. The Church will ensure it happens.

[BlackOrWhite]

We had a 30 minute conference call between 22:30-23:00.

A very interesting one... some members were contemplating having "Vinnie Jones" as our favourite. But we felt that he wasn't a good enough man to give him our support due to his filthy actions in yesteryear.

Stephen Baldwin has all the right points about him to be the winner. The Church will ensure it happens.

Stephen's in Heidi's black book. What do the church make of that?

[Patrick]

The church can **** off quite frankly

this

[Maia]

The Church have good taste in favourites. :thumbs:

[Gavin]

...and being 'respectful' and a 'proper lady' equals to good entertainment values, does it?
To me (and to many other people), being able to be composed and respectful in a house like that with so many different clashing personalities around you, is a fantastic achievement.

Her rise to victory was very entertaining. Her support from Kathreya and other "B Block" members showed that she was a wonderful person.

She was entertaining in her own little way. I loved Rachel.. I'm so glad that The Church ensured she won.

[Harry!]

Oh My Satun! (Notice the pun).

Please BB dont care about this issue. Its for entertainment not religous issues.

[Tom]

We had a 30 minute conference call between 22:30-23:00.

A very interesting one... some members were contemplating having "Vinnie Jones" as our favourite. But we felt that he wasn't a good enough man to give him our support due to his filthy actions in yesteryear.

Stephen Baldwin has all the right points about him to be the winner. The Church will ensure it happens.

What about Stephen's drug taking and use of Heidi's services?

[Gavin]

Stephen's in Heidi's black book. What do the church make of that?
This is absolute nonsense and there's no proof of this whatsoever.

[Jack_]

They won didn't they - speaks volumes! Your opinions are not the majority ones!

Of course it speaks volumes. It speaks volumes of how ridiculously opinionated the British public are when it comes to voting in entertainment shows. Please tell me, because I'm dying to know, just a few things that Rachel, and Ulrika did during their time in the house, that would be considered as 'entertaining' or 'memorable', something worthy of voting for in an entertaiment show. Ulrika had her moments, so I'm referring to Rachel in particular, here.

[Gavin]

What about Stephen's drug taking and use of Heidi's services?
Stephen is a good man. He's made mistakes in the past, but has come back from them and worked hard to get into the position he is in today. He has suffered enough... The Church forgives him for all his bad actions in the past...

... We give him our endorsment.

[WOMBAI]

Stephen's in Heidi's black book. What do the church make of that?

Facts don't mean much to you do they! Heidi knows Stephen so therefore he must be in her black book! Suddently that is fact! :joker:

[Stu]

Nice to see the church supported Sophie on her road to page three stardom last year. How Christian.

[BlackOrWhite]

This is absolute nonsense and there's no proof of this whatsoever.

There's proof of drugs.

[Prole]

Satan <3

Satan to win.

[Tom]

Stephen is a good man. He's made mistakes in the past, but has come back from them and worked hard to get into the position he is in today. He has suffered enough... The Church forgives him for all his bad actions in the past...

... We give him our endorsment.

but what Vinnie did (probably no better or worse) is unforgivable? :joker:

[Gavin]

Nice to see the church supported Sophie on her road to page three stardom last year. How Christian.
The Church forgives... that is one of the main points of being a Christian.

People make mistakes in the past... Sophie is a good woman. She enjoys life, she's kind, she's funny. She deserved our support over people like Siavash who cheated on his girlfriend and didn't even feel sorry about that.

[Jack_]

To me (and to many other people), being able to be composed and respectful in a house like that with so many different clashing personalities around you, is a fantastic achievement.

Her rise to victory was very entertaining. Her support from Kathreya and other "B Block" members showed that she was a wonderful person.

She was entertaining in her own little way. I loved Rachel.. I'm so glad that The Church ensured she won.

Ridiculous. So because she 'rised to victory', she was entertaining? Every winner has 'risen to victory', because they successfully beat every other housemate. That doesn't make them entertaining, and if it does, I'm assuming all of the winners were your favourites, too?

[BlackOrWhite]

Stephen is a good man. He's made mistakes in the past, but has come back from them and worked hard to get into the position he is in today. He has suffered enough... The Church forgives him for all his bad actions in the past...

... We give him our endorsment.

^ This ^

contradicts this....

some members were contemplating having "Vinnie Jones" as our favourite. But we felt that he wasn't a good enough man to give him our support due to his filthy actions in yesteryear.

[Stu]

The Church forgives... that is one of the main points of being a Christian.

People make mistakes in the past... Sophie is a good woman. She enjoys life, she's kind, she's funny. She deserved our support over people like Siavash who cheated on his girlfriend and didn't even feel sorry about that.
And she provides wanking material for thousands of men ...

[Vicky.]

^ This ^

contradicts this....

Indeed.

Oh how I have missed hearing what the 'church' has to say.

All hail Stephen...he is the messiah

[Gavin]

but what Vinnie did (probably no better or worse) is unforgivable? :joker:
No, we forgive Vinnie. We appreciate that he has worked hard over the last decade and made a great Hollywood career for himself.

However, when it came down to the crunch... we decided that Stephen was a more appropriate person to support. Our endorsement of Stephen also helps our relations with the American Church. We take the wider picture into account.

[Gavin]

^ This ^

contradicts this....
I have explained already, taht we have forgiven Vinnie... but when it came to deciding between the pair, Stephen got the majority vote.

[ElProximo]

Nobody loves a forum 'character' more than I,
but,
for the Nth time in a row I really want to encourage everyone to stop feeding this one.
Its not funny.
Its not very good. Its someone who seems to have zero idea how churches work or what Christianity is about and so it doesn't work,
and,
even then it 'could' still be funny if the poster was capable of doing something ironic or silly with it,
but no.
Nothing.

Please.. lets come up with something better than this again.
thx

[Tom]

No, we forgive Vinnie. We appreciate that he has worked hard over the last decade and made a great Hollywood career for himself.

However, when it came down to the crunch... we decided that Stephen was a more appropriate person to support. Our endorsement of Stephen also helps our relations with the American Church. We take the wider picture into account.

Why didn't you opt for Heidi Fleiss instead then?

And American church?! The church is the church, doesn't matter if its in Bristol or on Mars.

[Stu]

I suppose it's not that unusual that somebody like Gavin has a group of imaginary friends, who are all bossed around by an imaginary entity.

[Gavin]

Why didn't you opt for Heidi Fleiss instead then?

And American church?! The church is the church, doesn't matter if its in Bristol or on Mars.
We didn't opt for Heidi because she doesn't seem to have a warm personality based on the short clips we saw of her. We like to back people who seem "nice", and we didn't get that feeling off Heidi.

The Church is the Church, indeed. But the Church in America is an institution just like the Church of England is over here.

[Tom]

We didn't opt for Heidi because she doesn't seem to have a warm personality based on the short clips we saw of her. We like to back people who seem "nice", and we didn't get that feeling off Heidi.

The Church is the Church, indeed. But the Church in America is an institution just like the Church of England is over here.

... apart from Church of England representing a different religion to American ones

[Gavin]

Ridiculous. So because she 'rised to victory', she was entertaining? Every winner has 'risen to victory', because they successfully beat every other housemate. That doesn't make them entertaining, and if it does, I'm assuming all of the winners were your favourites, too?
The way she was tormeneted throughout the series by people like Rex Newmark.. and the way she reacted to that was absolutely fantastic.

Also, I loved the fact that she tried to keep fit in the house and found her excising very funny. She has a nice personality... that is why she deserved to win. Nice people deserve credit.

[Gavin]

... apart from Church of England representing a different religion to American ones
No, there are Protestant Churches in America.

[BlackOrWhite]

Seriously now, Gavin. Why do you bother? It's obvious you make up ridiculous thoughts and opinions to try and entertain yourself which is actually very sad but at the same time it's quite impressive. You've managed to keep it up for so long, I remember during the Summer how you were playing this game saying you model yourself on John Mcririck. So hats of to you for keeping it up and probably fooling a few people but please... ****** off.

[Tom]

No, there are Protestant Churches in America.

But on the whole America is a Catholic country so hardly any of the churches over there will join the campaign to get Stephen to win CBB, well 99.9999% of people there probably don't even know its on anyway

[Gavin]

Seriously now, Gavin. Why do you bother? It's obvious you make up ridiculous thoughts and opinions to try and entertain yourself which is actually very sad but at the same time it's quite impressive. You've managed to keep it up for so long, I remember during the Summer how you were playing this game saying you model yourself on John Mcririck. So hats of to you for keeping it up and probably fooling a few people but please... ****** off.
You are perfectly entitled not to read this thread or contribute to the discussion.

I won't "**** off" as you say.

[Jack_]

The way she was tormeneted throughout the series by people like Rex Newmark.. and the way she reacted to that was absolutely fantastic.

Also, I loved the fact that she tried to keep fit in the house and found her excising very funny. She has a nice personality... that is why she deserved to win. Nice people deserve credit.

Rex Newmark > Rachel Rice.

You could name a thousand more Rex quotes than you could Rachel.

I take it you liked Hira, too, then? Her 'excercising' was a lot funnier than Rachel's. Nice people deserve credit, yes. But not on an entertainment show, where we are supposed to be voting for the most interesting, funny, and memorable housemate. It's people like you, and others, that support these 'filler housemates', that have contributed to the downfall of Big Brother. Even moreso than the producers own input, quite frankly.

[Gavin]

But on the whole America is a Catholic country so hardly any of the churches over there will join the campaign to get Stephen to win CBB, well 99.9999% of people there probably don't even know its on anyway
I think you misunderstood me. Our Church does not want or need help by the Churches in America to make Stephen win.

We want to improve relations with them (far away from anything to do with CBB), as there has been some problems between us in recent years. We feel that by giving an endorsement to an American Christian on Celebrity Big Brother, will help improve relations.

[BlackOrWhite]

You are perfectly entitled not to read this thread or contribute to the discussion.

I won't "**** off" as you say.

Well, you didn't deny that you are just playing a game...

[Gavin]

Rex Newmark > Rachel Rice.

You could name a thousand more Rex quotes than you could Rachel.

I take it you liked Hira, too, then? Her 'excercising' was a lot funnier than Rachel's. Nice people deserve credit, yes. But not on an entertainment[i] show, where we are [i]supposed to be voting for the most interesting, funny, and memorable housemate. It's people like you, and others, that support these 'filler housemates', that have contributed to the downfall of Big Brother. Even moreso than the producers own input, quite frankly.
People can vote based on whatever they want to.

Some people vote based solely on entertainment, some vote on looks... but some (like the CHurch) like to vote for good people who are honest, kind and thoughtful... there was no person better suited to our description than Rachel Rice.

She is a class lady.

[Tom]

People can vote based on whatever they want to.

Some people vote based solely on entertainment, some vote on looks... but some (like the CHurch) like to vote for good people who are honest, kind and thoughtful... there was no person better suited to our description than Rachel Rice.

She is a class lady.

But she was boring

[Jack_]

But she was boring

Don't really need to say much else, Gavin. Simple as this, really.

Nice, but boring.

[Gavin]

Don't really need to say much else, Gavin. Simple as this, really.

Nice, but boring.
Nope, I didn't find her boring at all. You found her boring because the BB producers were editing out all her good bits.

But on the live feed, she was funny, she got involved with the tasks, she stood up for herself, she got involved with banter... she was a fantastic housemate.

[Tom]

Nope, I didn't find her boring at all. You found her boring because the BB producers were editing out all her good bits.

But on the live feed, she was funny, she got involved with the tasks, she stood up for herself, she got involved with banter... she was a fantastic housemate.

I watched a lot of the BB9 feed, there were obviously more than one. Mikey should have won that year, he made the latter half of the series.

[ElProximo]

I think you misunderstood me. Our Church does not want or need help by the Churches in America to make Stephen win.

Then why are you doing an American 'Character' on the boards?

I mean.. its not really. Its like a British teenager who doesn't know anything about American Christians except what he sees comedians saying. Then trying to do an 'American fundamentalist' character. Badly.

So your 'fundamentalist' type Church is in the UK?

Seriously.. this is why I say your 'online character' is stupid and dumbs down the forum.

[Clockers]

I've just had the conference call meeting with my fellow Church members and importantly...

... The Church is officially supporting Stephen Baldwin to win Celebrity Big Brother 7.

He is a charming, witty, funny man that has made a good career in Hollywood. A harder worker, faithful, trustworthy, kind... he has all the good qualities of a good Christian.

His love for Christianity... his love for all good... his love for the Church... means that The Church will repay his love by endorsing him.

The Church will ensure that Stephen wins CBB7... we supported fellow Christian Rachel Rice in BB9 and she won (against the odds). We supported the wonderful Ulrika... and she won. We supported Sophie Reade, and once again she won.

Whoever the Church endorses WINS. We have the power, we are an immense organisation. We will ensure that Stephen Baldwin will be the CBB7 winner.

Regards,

Gavin
The Church, co-leader

Gavin, is that really your picture on your profile?

[arista]

I've just had the conference call meeting with my fellow Church members and importantly...

... The Church is officially supporting Stephen Baldwin to win Celebrity Big Brother 7.

He is a charming, witty, funny man that has made a good career in Hollywood. A harder worker, faithful, trustworthy, kind... he has all the good qualities of a good Christian.

His love for Christianity... his love for all good... his love for the Church... means that The Church will repay his love by endorsing him.

The Church will ensure that Stephen wins CBB7... we supported fellow Christian Rachel Rice in BB9 and she won (against the odds). We supported the wonderful Ulrika... and she won. We supported Sophie Reade, and once again she won.

Whoever the Church endorses WINS. We have the power, we are an immense organisation. We will ensure that Stephen Baldwin will be the CBB7 winner.

Regards,

Gavin
The Church, co-leader



Church
He is a Freak.


Talk Sense man.

[arista]

Gavin, is that really your picture on your profile?


No it is not
it is a Internet Photo.

[fluffypinkclouds]

Shame there aren't any pagans in there.

[Captain.Remy]

I do support Stephen (and Vinnie too) but I'm not going into the religious argument. I like Stephen because he's entertaining, opinionated and a funny guy, not because he's an extreme conservative believer. I'm a Christian myself but I'm not as extreme as he is. He likes to make controversy anyway.