TiBB Quotes Thread

[Jack_]

For all those brilliant, epic, and downright hilarious quotes from the wonderful, or not so wonderful members of TiBB. :thumbs:

I'll start:

I'm off now... have to make an urgent conference call to my Church colleagues regarding this development...

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Stu:

"I spent the whole Christmas period watching The One Show on sky+""

[Stu]

True classic.

I make up quotes about other members because my sex life failed me

[Beastie]

Gavin is a legend!

[Stu]

Everytime I think of him Disturbia plays through my head.

[Chels]

Do not Put me any place near Bible Freak Gavin.



.

[Jack_]

This needs bumping.

*waits for arista to make a joke out of that*

[Smithy]

my sig off harry :hugesmile:

[Stacey.]

The Brotherhood is somewhat simalar with starting conversations with me.



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[Raph]

everything coming from the notorious MMAI :laugh2:

[Stu]

I'm going to close this now.
Going to lock this.
Closed.
I am going to lock this now.

:lovedup:

[Jayson]

^ lmfao

[MeMyselfAndI]

everything coming from the notorious MMAI :laugh2:

notorious :conf:
what does that mean?
i thought we were friends :(

[Raph]

notorious :conf:
what does that mean?
i thought we were friends :(

it means like 'well-known'
andd aww I don't dislike you.. it's just you post the funniest things :laugh2:

[Jack_]

ROFL Stu, that's an epic quote in itself.

[setanta]

Death is hypothetical.

Pretty class one from Jessica the other day. Trying to think of other good ones.

[Stacey.]

notorious :conf:
what does that mean?


i wondered that too! :laugh:

[Stacey.]

I won't PM anymore then sorry :(. :laugh2: i was nervous for Leona though

.

[Stu]

Nervous for Leona.

What a sledgehammer.

[MeMyselfAndI]

:conf:

[Stacey.]

:conf:

:laugh2: i love you.

[setanta]

I could say the same about you Harry, act your age. You are 15, have a sense of humour. Ordinary 15 year old boys don't have obsessions with wrinkly old women.

These are just ones that spring to mind recently.

[Stu]

[QUOTE=Jessica..;3083206]I could say the same about you Harry, act your age. You are 15, have a sense of humour. Ordinary 15 year old boys don't have obsessions with wrinkly old women.[QUOTE]

These are just ones that spring to mind recently.
:laugh2:

[Stacey.]

I could say the same about you Harry, act your age. You are 15, have a sense of humour. Ordinary 15 year old boys don't have obsessions with wrinkly old women.

These are just ones that spring to mind recently.

pmsl!

[setanta]

How do you post them as quotes in here off different threads? I'm an idiot at this type of thing.

[Smithy]

I could say the same about you Harry, act your age. You are 15, have a sense of humour. Ordinary 15 year old boys don't have obsessions with wrinkly old women.

These are just ones that spring to mind recently.

lmao i thought that said kinky old women

[MeMyselfAndI]

:shocked:

[Harry!]

Suppose Shauns one is a must.

For ****'s sake - NOBODY GIVES A **** ABOUT HER VOICE. SHE IS NOT A CREDIBLE ARTIST. SHE HAS THE PERSONALITY OF A ****ING GRASSHOPPER AND SHE'S ABOUT AS REPLACEABLE AS PRETTY MUCH ANY OTHER ****ING HALF HORSE-HALF WOMAN WARBLING BINT. SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY CREATIVE STREAK WHATSOEVER BECAUSE SHE'S BORING AS FU_CK.

GET OUT OF MY THREAD AND FALL DOWN A WELL.

[Stu]

How do you post them as quotes in here off different threads? I'm an idiot at this type of thing.
Quote it in the original thread and just copy and paste the whole quote.

Or you could just copy whatever the message was, highlight it, and wrap it in quote tags

[setanta]

Quote it in the original thread and just copy and paste the whole quote.

Or you could just copy whatever the message was, highlight it, and wrap it in quote tags .

Thank you sweetcheeks.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Suppose Shauns one is a must.

:xyxwave:
dont bring leona into this atleast she doesnt steal children from africa

[Raph]

leona lewis isn'et gunaa marri meeeez? :shocked:

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

:xyxwave:
dont bring leona into this atleast she doesnt steal children from africa

:laugh2:

Who does?

[MeMyselfAndI]

:laugh2:

I never said that!:nono:

[Harry!]

:xyxwave:
dont bring leona into this atleast she doesnt steal children from africa

Well guess what - She doesnt steal children from africa. If she didnt look after them children. I expect they would be in poor health by now.

[Jack_]

:xyxwave:
dont bring leona into this atleast she doesnt steal children from africa

Must. Resist. Changing. This. Post.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Well guess what - She doesnt steal children from africa. If she didnt look after them children. I expect they would be in poor health by now.

How old is Madonna now?
Well if my gran likes her...

[Stu]

:xyxwave:
dont bring leona into this atleast she doesnt steal children from africa to pay for site maitenence like Mark does
Heh.

[Shaun]

The thought of Leona Lewis being a parent is terrible.

"What do you want for dinner? We have...peas...peas are amazing...they're like really good for you...but you don't have to have peas...it's an opinion really...I do think peas are really great though."

[Harry!]

How old is Madonna now?
Well if my gran likes her...

51 and still breaking records.

[Braden]

Madonna looks fierce for her age, I reckon.

[Stu]

The thought of Leona Lewis being a parent is terrible.

"What do you want for dinner? We have...peas...peas are amazing...they're like really good for you...but you don't have to have peas...it's an opinion really...I do think peas are really great though."
'Where do you want to go today Billy? I know a great park that does lovely benches. Some people don't like sitting on them, and that's totally cool - I mean I respect them for that - but golly they are comftorable benches!'.

[Raph]

How old is Madonna - wait who is sheeez?
Well if Leona Lewis likes her... I guess I have to as well lolz :hugesmile:

:laugh2:

[MeMyselfAndI]

The thought of Leona Lewis being a parent is terrible.

"What do you want for dinner? We have...peas...peas are amazing...they're like really good for you...but you don't have to have peas...it's an opinion really...I do think peas are really great though."

Peas?

Don't you mean beans she loves beans durhhh

[MeMyselfAndI]

:laugh2:

Stop changing my Posts! :devil:

[Jack_]

This is ****ing epic.

[Smithy]

Right, **** off bringing it in here?? Are some of you so bloody deluded that you can't read?

From Thursday ;/ Fight Night
Cabin Vs BH lol :love: Ahhh the memories

[Stu]

This thread is turning into a classic.

[Raph]

Stop changing my Posts! Only Leona Lewis is aloud to do that lalalalala! lolz.

sorry I couldn't resist! :p

[Jack_]

leona likes kids so i like them too lol

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[MeMyselfAndI]

Yeah, you would know that you weirdo stalker.

no she was on a inteview and she said she ate beans all day on the way to America actually and she said she loves beans:nono:

[MeMyselfAndI]

I hate this thread

[Raph]

jack you forgot it's not 'lol' it's 'lolz' :p
x

[Raph]

I hate this thread. i'm going to go hear some Leona Lewis song. I have to keep her number 1 on my lastfm!! lolz.

:hugesmile:

[Braden]

I hate this thread

Let's face it,you produced it :laugh:

[Raph]

Your either a **** liar or Leona Lewis needs to get a grip of herself and stop talking about food in interviews...fat bitch.

I think she's lying... :shocked:

[Raph]

Let's face it,you produced it :laugh:

I LOVE YOU Toasteee <3
:hug:

[Braden]

I think she's lying... :shocked:

Yeah, i think that too :joker:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Your either a **** liar or Leona Lewis needs to get a grip of herself and stop talking about food in interviews...fat bitch.

erm no u dumb person i think it was Alan Titshmarsh or Thismorning and they said is it true you ate beans all day then she said it. she was asked the question

and she has lost alot of wait and she is the perfect size she is not a stick like girls aloud

[Braden]

I LOVE YOU Toasteee <3
:hug:

LOVE YOU too samy :D ! xx

[Stacey.]

Your either a **** liar or Leona Lewis needs to get a grip of herself and stop talking about food in interviews...fat bitch.

:bored: she can talk about what she wants.

[Harry!]

i dont like my mum so i dont care lol

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[MeMyselfAndI]

:hugesmile:

I'm listening to Shakira on lastfm now actually:dance2:

[MeMyselfAndI]

i bet Toastees oveweight and takes it out on leona lolz

[setanta]

Hang on didnt you make a good 14 of them? 14x4 = 46 days so technically we shouldnt have to put up with you until what late april.....

Responding to MeMyselfandI's comment of "naughty people" in the duplicate accounts thread.

[Raph]

erm no u dumb person i think it was Alan Titshmarsh or Thismorning and they said is it true you ate beans all day then she said it. she was asked the question

and she has lost alot of wait and she is the perfect size she is not a stick like girls aloud so you're wrong. LOLZ. ahah I'm so amazing!! Leona said so herself. LolZZ.

don't call Braden, 'dumb person' :nono:

[Raph]

Responding to MeMyselfandI's comment of "naughty people" in the duplicate accounts thread.

ahahahah legend, Setanta <3

[Braden]

:bored: she can talk about what she wants.

Yeah.I'm sure the person who was interviewing her was keen to know about her career,love life etc, but she chooses to say that she loves beans.

[MeMyselfAndI]

don't call Braden, 'dumb person' :nono:

i already have:joker:

[Braden]

i bet Toastees oveweight and takes it out on leona lolz

I've posted pictures of me in the Meet the members section.Go take a look first, and then come back and judge.

Maybe you should be brave enough to show your face in that thread.

[Stacey.]

i already have:joker:

Lmao

[Raph]

i already have. lolz. Leona doesn't mind. lolz.

you make me laugh MMAI. But Toasteee is lovely so don't take things too far, as you tend to do! :wavey:

[Braden]

you make me laugh MMAI. But Toasteee is lovely so don't take things too far, as you tend to do! :wavey:

Thank you Samy :D

[Shaun]

Samy the point of editing quotes is to make them funny. I don't know what the **** you're doing.

[Stacey.]

Toasteee made that fake account of his friend. :nono:

[King Gizzard]

.

stop killing this thread.

[Smithy]

Samy the point of editing quotes is to make them funny. I don't know what the **** you're doing.

:laugh2:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Samy the point of editing quotes is to make them funny. I don't know what the **** you're doing.

this

[Stu]

Samy the point of editing quotes is to make them funny. I don't know what the **** you're doing.
Nothing to add to this, just quoting it in the context of the thread.

[Jessica.]

:laugh:
:xyxwave:

Atleast i never got over 60% of Elimination with 3 people up in Elimination!! :laugh2:

I got 52% with 2 people up the closest eviction ever on it :elephant:

[Harry!]

this is the only thread ive made so how can i make "theese" threads? And no its juswt people like chels randomly post "i hate you you twat"

...

[setanta]

RATM will only be remembered once a year when everyone is listening to the Radio/TV and they have 'Every Christmas #1' on

And its all good right up to Alexandra Burke, and then after that its complete ****.

Nothing but American Men who want to ruin our charts by screaming swear words.

They dont even deserve it, Joe won fair and square and people like him And the X Factor.

RATM just came out of nowhere and decided people should buy their ****.

Can't have a quote thread without a bit of Patrick in it.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Meat free monday's :)

[Stu]

**** tha police, Comin straight from the underground, Young ***** got it bad cuz I'm brown, And not the other color so police think, They have the authority to kill a minority.
:wink:

That Paddy quote is class. One of those 'it's funny coz' it's true' things. He meant every word of it!

[Harry!]

Remember this one.

im 13 in 17 days :).

[Raph]

Samy the point of editing quotes is to make them funny. I don't know what the **** you're doing.

umm first of all, the quotes are already funny.. I'm just adding 'lolz' to it, as it cracks me up when MMAI says it.
so no hard feelings, but don't be so rude, I was only messing about :) x

[Raph]

ahahah nice ones, Harryy! :)

[MeMyselfAndI]

:wink:

That Paddy quote is class. One of those 'it's funny coz' it's true' things. He meant every word of it!

i dont understand that

[setanta]

:wink:

That Paddy quote is class. One of those 'it's funny coz' it's true' things. He meant every word of it!

That's what I adore about his posts. There's no pretence involved. Magic stuff.

[MeMyselfAndI]

got to go now
:bye:
bye all cya tomorrow

[Harry!]

Yes you are Full of Spunk

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[Jessica.]

:laugh2:
i reported you Shaun

[MeMyselfAndI]

MeMyselfandI;3090759]got to go now
:xyxwave:
bye all cya tomorrow

[Jack_]

im leaving the forum cuz of nasty ppl. boo ***** hoo :bawling:

Hooray.

[Stacey.]

got to go now
:bye:
bye all cya tomorrow

:wavey:

[Raph]

MeMyselfandI;3090759]got to go now
:xyxwave:
bye all cya tomorrow

Jack... you were right!
it's a number! :p
x

[Jessica.]

:crazy:
burning would be eaiser to show your alive before as you wont be locked in a box so u could tell them that you are alive so you will be let free

[Beastie]

lol :)

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: at this thread

[Smithy]

way to kill the thread claudia :nono:

[setanta]

Now - just to eliminate your view that Cannabis has been used for years - it hasn't. Hemp and it's properties. The plant, has been used for years. Not cannabis. Cannabis is the drug. Cannabis has not been used for thousands of years. It's Hemp that has the medicinal qualities.

Oh geez!!! Cannabis is not a naturally occurring plant. OK? It's a drug, made from hemp. Marijuana.

It's not natural dude. This is more propoganda from the Pro-Cannabis groups to try and remove it from it's true status. Tell you what... a Carrot leaf is a plant? Let's see if I get a buzz from that... shall I? Or how about stalk off a potato plant...



You'll remember that wally right Stu?

[Stu]

You'll remember that wally right Stu?
MassiveTruck I believe? What a whacky **** he was. The Cannabis thing isn't exclusive either. He made so many long, long, long posts about Siavash and a few other choice subjects. He were a nutter.

[GypsyGoth]

way to kill the thread claudia :nono:

:laugh: What can I say, it's my talent. I kill threads.

[setanta]

MassiveTruck I believe? What a whacky **** he was. The Cannabis thing isn't exclusive either. He made so many long, long, long posts about Siavash and a few other choice subjects. He were a nutter.

Oh, he was off the scale really.

[Raph]

:laugh: What can I say, it's my talent. I kill threads.

Claudia is Special :)

[GypsyGoth]

Claudia is Special :)

:laugh: I am.

[bansheewails]

Oh, he was off the scale really.

I got on with massivetruck, he could be fun sometimes you know

[setanta]

I got on with massivetruck, he could be fun sometimes you know

He was a bit of a loon to be honest with you.

[bansheewails]

He was a bit of a loon to be honest with you.

But I do get on with strange people for some reason! Maybe because I am a bit odd meself!

[setanta]

But I do get on with strange people for some reason! Maybe because I am a bit odd meself!

Ah we're all a bit odd in our own little ways, but that guy had a vindictive, frenzied nature to him.

My first introduction to him was a pm from him asking me for Siavash threads that he could use for an argument he was having with other members. Just overkill.

[Patrick]

Hope you have horrible nightmares about German troops setting Wales on fire.


:joker:

[Raph]

:joker:

Paddy :(

heheh :hugesmile:

[Patrick]

Paddy :(

heheh :hugesmile:

Lol It was so random the way he came out with it and thought of that on the spot though :joker:

[Beastie]

All of Gavin's quotes :thumbs:

[Niamh.]

I got on with massivetruck, he could be fun sometimes you know

I quite liked him too, I didn't agree with most of his view but I did with some and he was quite nice when you got chatting with him.

[Benjamin]

A place to store all those funny quotes that pop up now and again on here.



One of my faves:


OMG I just farted and it smells awful :sad:

[Jack_]

I remember the last one, it turned out to be hilarious:

http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126319

[Novo]

" Were Straight were Here and we want our Fookin Beer! "


Legendary King Andyman 2008-2010

http://images.npg.org.uk/790_500/1/9/mw01219.jpg

[Stacey.]

Jordan's comment today that he got banned for. :love:

"Well he cant even speak english, he probably got smuggled into the country with Gamu."

and don't ban me i'm not saying it, am just re-posting what was posted because it was funny.

[Patrick]

LOL Jack I can't wait to read through that thread now.


Tonight:


Iceman: Say sorry or I'll poison this fox outside my house.
Ninastar: Oh my god NO! I'm SO Sorry!
Iceman: It's cool I would never do that anyway.
Ninastar: Take a picture of it and send it to me please?
Simonsays: :bored: I've been trying that all week.


:joker: :joker:

[Patrick]

Oh my god STU :bawling:

[Patrick]

Jordan's comment today that he got banned for. :love:

"Well he cant even speak english, he probably got smuggled into the country with Gamu."

and don't ban me i'm not saying it, am just re-posting what was posted because it was funny.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Patrick]

:xyxwave:
dont bring leona into this atleast she doesnt steal children from africa

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Benjamin]

LOL Jack I can't wait to read through that thread now.


Tonight:


Iceman: Say sorry or I'll poison this fox outside my house.
Ninastar: Oh my god NO! I'm SO Sorry!
Iceman: It's cool I would never do that anyway.
Ninastar: Take a picture of it and send it to me please?
Simonsays: :bored: I've been trying that all week.


:joker: :joker:

There have been so many funny quotes in the Iceman/simonsays bromance

[Jack_]

Ahh this thread :D

[Patrick]

Judas Iscariot
Hope you have horrible nightmares about German troops setting Wales on fire.


:joker::joker:

[Patrick]

We need to bring back Stu :(

[Niall]

To Iceman:

do you watch hollyoaks?

you know how jasmine is a girl but really she she is a boy trapped in a girls body? well if i was like that would you do me then? :love:


*hair flip*

That one made me laugh so hard!! :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Z]

The infamous Ross quote in my sig, I absolutely love it still LOL.

[Niamh.]

the two quotes in my sig, I thought were funny, Claudia comes out with some very funny quotes everyday though!

[Jessica.]

" Were Straight were Here and we want our Fookin Beer! "


Legendary King Andyman 2008-2010

http://images.npg.org.uk/790_500/1/9/mw01219.jpg

:worship:

[Patrick]

BBFan: Lauren finds out Stacey killed Archie next week :(
Jords: Well she better not be a bitch about it :nono:


:joker::joker:

[Jords]

Samy's in this thread :')

[Braden]

OMFG, I think I just wet myself at that first quote you included UKTurtle :p

[Ninastar]

the two quotes in my sig, I thought were funny, Claudia comes out with some very funny quotes everyday though!




anyway someone was eating a malteaser or something and claudia said it was like eating ife's head. I died.

[Lee.]

One that sticks in my head (well a few consecutive)

Simonsays; i love policemen i remember when i was like 14 there was this really hot policeman and i kept throwing chips at him just so he would handcuff and arrest me. im such a dirty little ****er

Simonsays; my mum slapped me when i got in though

Simonsays; she went mad she was like 'ooh do you want people to think we are common as muck'

i said you dont seem to care about that when you go shopping at netto bitch!

:laugh:

[Stacey.]

One that sticks in my head (well a few consecutive)

Simonsays; i love policemen i remember when i was like 14 there was this really hot policeman and i kept throwing chips at him just so he would handcuff and arrest me. im such a dirty little ****er

Simonsays; my mum slapped me when i got in though

Simonsays; she went mad she was like 'ooh do you want people to think we are common as muck'

i said you dont seem to care about that when you go shopping at netto bitch!

:laugh:
:joker:

[Benjamin]

One that sticks in my head (well a few consecutive)

Simonsays; i love policemen i remember when i was like 14 there was this really hot policeman and i kept throwing chips at him just so he would handcuff and arrest me. im such a dirty little ****er

Simonsays; my mum slapped me when i got in though

Simonsays; she went mad she was like 'ooh do you want people to think we are common as muck'

i said you dont seem to care about that when you go shopping at netto bitch!

:laugh:

:laugh2:

[Benjamin]

6. What the ****** would you like me to google? 'Disney Bestiality Query?



This had to be put in here :)

[Benjamin]

yeah I don't like snobby knitters

''Hello Mable I made a hat yesterday. ''

''Oh well Doreen, i've made a ****ing tracksuit. **** off with your hat.''

.

[King Gizzard]

cringe at that, I was trying to hard to be funny

[Ammi]

..it is a funny quote though
..wonder if she's still wearing the tracksuit

[Novo]

" Wow they really went in on the killing of the bastards "

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d30/jedikman/Lost-locke.jpg

[Shaun]

This thread has nothing by me, it's redundant.

[Novo]

" Hello just creating a thread in the Music Section "



http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar6064_206.gif

[Shaun]

Thank you Andy :lovedup:

[Black Dagger]

OMG... the netto one near the top. I cracked up.

[King Gizzard]

The whole amazon review saga/woman rejecting peas and ham > everything I have ever seen on here

[Benjamin]

I'm going to close this now.
Going to lock this.
Closed.
I am going to lock this now.

:lovedup:


:laugh:

Only just seen this one.

[King Gizzard]

Mark Admin saying he had to get out of his bath cause someone broke the embargo :love:

[Mrluvaluva]

:laugh:

Only just seen this one.

Lol. That reminds me of TIBB: The Movie.

[Novo]

That Zac kid who said he lost his virginity at 7, what an abomination

[Benjamin]

Suppose Shauns one is a must.

For ****'s sake - NOBODY GIVES A **** ABOUT HER VOICE. SHE IS NOT A CREDIBLE ARTIST. SHE HAS THE PERSONALITY OF A ****ING GRASSHOPPER AND SHE'S ABOUT AS REPLACEABLE AS PRETTY MUCH ANY OTHER ****ING HALF HORSE-HALF WOMAN WARBLING BINT. SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY CREATIVE STREAK WHATSOEVER BECAUSE SHE'S BORING AS FU_CK.

GET OUT OF MY THREAD AND FALL DOWN A WELL.


I remember this, Shaun. :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Mark Admin saying he had to get out of his bath cause someone broke the embargo :love:

We need to find that exact quote. It must be put in here.

[Shaun]

TiBB the Movie <3

[Boothy]

" Hello just creating a thread in the Music Section "



http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar6064_206.gif
:joker:

[Kizzy]

Jesus posted a really funny one in a thread about a priest today....can't remember what it was but it was funny :)

[Mrluvaluva]

We need to find that exact quote. It must be put in here.



http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138577&highlight=embargo&page=4

[King Gizzard]

Yes, My dad brought it for me when he went to Preston in April. It is a Vintage and rare eddition as it dates back to the 1800's.

What's your Dad inside for? [ifyoudon'tmindmeasking]


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[Shaun]

LMFAO. @ Preston

[Novo]

Read that as Prison before reading Patrick's reply as well, what the **** :joker:

[Benjamin]

Thanks for the link to this. :hugesmile:


Stop pasting the pics please. I've removed what I can see.

Just had channel 4 on the phone (while I was taking a bath) asking they be removed. Please respect the embargo (and my bath time!)

[Patrick]

Reading the old pages of this and just being like;

'I miss TiBB :lovedup:'

[Boothy]

:joker: :joker:

I remember reading that when it was posted.

[Mrluvaluva]

TiBB the Movie <3

Ha. It's still there.



http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133498&highlight=tibb+movie

[Patrick]

Jesus I just read the second page, I was such a ******ing X Factor loving, RATM hating, Stu arselicking, wanna-be little bastard.

I should of been banned.

[Benjamin]

Nope the only versions of Cinderalla Ive seen have been where the ugly sisters were big butch men LOL... panto.

:joker:

[Benjamin]

I really wish people would stop referring to this student as a boy.



the boyo.



the boyo

the boyo's



The boyo wasn't assaulted

boyo

:idc:


I remember this had me in stitches.

[Pyramid*]

I remember this had me in stitches.

Glad I amuse you UKT. It's good to make people smile! Some of us know the difference between the word 'boy' and the slang term 'boyo'... of which there is a big difference - but hey, don't let get in your way !



:joker:

[Benjamin]

It was just the general unexpectedness of it in the thread that made me laugh. :laugh:

[Benjamin]

The 21-year-old said: “I’m on a mission to find a girlfriend. My reason is I want to have sex. I’m looking for girlfriends everywhere.”

YOU STAY CLASSY, OTTO


I'll let you stick in my arse for £500


:joker:


Tbh, that whole thread is hilarious.

[Benjamin]

She looked at me like I was Russell Brand, and then asked her supervisor, who then asked the pharmacist, so then the entire staff behind the counter knew I needed this cream. They had some, and the supervisor asked me "is it scabies?" - mortified, I said "no, it's crab lice" and then committed suicide in front of her.

:love:

Greg I actually love you and the way you described the whole situation.

[Kizzy]

:love:

Greg I actually love you and the way you described the whole situation.

Haha! brilliant, makes you think of teenagers in the 80's trying to buy condoms :D

[Benjamin]

Cheeky little bump to this thread as we are on the topic of quotes.

[Josy]

This thread :laugh:

[reece(:]

Some of these quotes have given plenty of lols.

I'm going to have a scout for some great ones over the past month or so, I'll see what I can add.

[Gstar]

Reading back old 2011 posts.

Sick bastard, I hope he gets Aids, has his eye balls took out - his ball sack opened and his testicles stuck where his eyes should be; he should then have his legs chainsawed off - cut into small bits and fed to the camera man; the rest of him shall be thrown into a pit full of hungry dogs, whilst someone videos it and puts it on YouTube.

The ******.

[Mystic Mock]

Wtf did you find Germyle lol.

[Gstar]

Some thread on a video of a man throwing a dog off a roof :bawling:

I pasted the quote because I agree with what Patrick said

[reece(:]

ciara and cassie had the best albums of 2013
--

troy voting *millions* of times on +1/-1 games*
!

Can we please have a rule change so troy can finally get a nights sleep
i appreciate the concern but i'm getting enough sleep tyvm


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ew- this game is always played at school- this one girl said this once-

'would you rather lick out your nan or toss off your grandad' and everyone was like ew and ignored her for a week.

omg. When things like that happen, it's so awkward.

That's like last week - there were a few of us sitting in class with a teacher, it was good bant and we were just having a sexual talk, bit of flirty references etc even the teacher was joining in.

Then my mate took it too far, and described 'fingering a fat bird' as, and i quote...

'rubbing play dough, but with a worm inside it.'

the class just went quiet. And he was asked to stand outside. Cringe.
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i save mine up and have a year blow out on the 17th of december. I then launch a small sailing boat on the cum slick and run a flag up my pole whilst humming the blue peter theme tune.
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lol rave my arse. A bunch of teeny boppers dizzy on lemonade and wkd fingering each other to some dodgy clubland tunes in a leisure centre is not a rave.

[Mystic Mock]

Ok Germyle, now that I understand the context I kind of agree with him.

[reece(:]

The Shaun Award for Biggest Music Snob

I'm not even the biggest music snob on here ¬_¬

mollie stop throwing shade you ******

Oh my ... :laugh3::laugh3:

[Gstar]

^ omg :joker:

[Ammi]

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[reece(:]

Originally Posted by James
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Which thread is this, Ammi?:joker:

[Natalie.]

:laugh:

[Stu]

Vintage James.

[Z]

Vintage James indeed

[Benjamin]

http://i44.tinypic.com/xds4jm.jpg

She looks so happy with her tub of butter.

not butter she won

British plus size Designer of the 2013
.

[Marcus.]

.

:bawling:
not butter

[Samm]

.

:laugh2: :laugh3:

[Benjamin]

Anyone read this collection and love them as much as I do?


No, horror/fantasy is a waste of time for an educated mind. IMO

I read fact not fiction.
I get jealous of those who 'get lost' in books.

Too educated for your own good Kizzy

.

[Kate!]

We should use this thread more, I see hilarious quotes on a daily basis. Be back to post some later :love:

[Benjamin]

A man pepper sprayed during a confrontation with Sussex Police has drowned after running into a lake...



Why did he run into the lake

To get to the other side.

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[Niamh.]

From my sig :

You compare Jim Davidson to Nelson Mandela?:facepalm:

I know, how stupid? He's more like Gandhi.

[Josy]

Time to hide everything valuable in my house

Bit of a rash response to me posting a pic of a black man Drew

.

[Crimson Dynamo]

this thread is very funny

[Black Dagger]

I'm still cackling at Scott's Netto one.

[Crimson Dynamo]

what was that thread where livia said something about an army training course and arista said that she may pounce on him, that was a very funny quote?

[Marsh.]

ew- this game is always played at school- this one girl said this once-

'would you rather lick out your nan or toss off your grandad' and everyone was like ew and ignored her for a week.

described 'fingering a fat bird' as, and I quote...

'Rubbing play dough, but with a worm inside it.'

The class just went quiet. And he was asked to stand outside. Cringe.

Originally Posted by James
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http://i44.tinypic.com/xds4jm.jpg

She looks so happy with her tub of butter.

:laugh3:

[Marsh.]

Is this Madeline McCann on ITV4 football coverage on Wednesday?

May as well give her to the McCanns, maybe they will do a better job minding this one.

.

[Samm]

lol what's a jennie
.

[Benjamin]

what was that thread where livia said something about an army training course and arista said that she may pounce on him, that was a very funny quote?

Find it and post it, I have no idea where it is. :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Woudn't class pizza as a weird one.

I add it to Porridge

I was just a little bit sick in my mouth.

Would you like to add Ketchup with that?

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[Benjamin]

Samy the point of editing quotes is to make them funny. I don't know what the **** you're doing.

A quote from the quote thread but this makes me chuckle everytime I see this. :laugh:

[Benjamin]

:umm2:

it's far cleaner and penis with foreskin doesn't even look a proper penis

EXTREMELY painful procedure though. I remember biting my dad's hand really hard because the pain was that unbearable, lmfao it sounds like I was giving birth or something. you then wear stitches for about a month and it stings when you take them off for the first time in the bath oh god. can't believe it's done to babies, 1000000000% child abuse

just realised it's going to be 10 years since I had it done this summer :')

D: Thank god you said hand.

It does look like a proper penis when you pull it back. :hmph:

Gives the girls something to unwrap, like Christmas. :smug:

doesn't that hurt? :yuk:
btw do u do this
http://s2.postimg.org/ptotliljt/image.jpg

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[Glenn.]

Does anyone remember that time someone's internet mucked up and posted a sentence over about 5 posts. Someone said something like, 'it's like having an internet stutter'

[Benjamin]

Wasn't that Kate's internet? :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/Ri1aO4T.png

[Benjamin]

Oh that reminds me (because the one you posted is from a deleted thread).

What was the opening post to that stick a cucumber up my fanny thread? I'm sure there was a classic in there somewhere.

[Glenn.]

Wasn't that Kate's internet? :laugh:

No it wasn't Kate. It was long before Kate

[Lee.]

http://i.imgur.com/Ri1aO4T.png

This just made me laugh out loud :laugh2:

[Shaun]

No it wasn't Kate. It was long before Kate

it was harry, idk where though

[Marsh.]

http://i.imgur.com/Ri1aO4T.png

:joker:

[Ramsay]

http://i.imgur.com/Ri1aO4T.png

:joker::joker:

[Niamh.]

lol

if we went in WW3
you would stop smoking
as no more imports,



Feel The Force

that does give me some hope thanks arista

[Crimson Dynamo]

lol



Quote:
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if we went in WW3
you would stop smoking
as no more imports,


Feel The Force


Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramsay


that does give me some hope thanks arista


:joker::joker::joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

this made me laugh more than it should've

The burglar who returned to rape his victim 40 year old women

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/25/article-2529249-1A49E1D800000578-933_308x510.jpg

he's quite good looking

no he's not :conf:

yes he is :conf:

[Benjamin]

Getting shampoo/moisturiser/cum in your eye

Jessica‪, Salman!, Scott


its probably in that order too :laugh:

:joker:

[Smithy]

Does anyone remember that time someone's internet mucked up and posted a sentence over about 5 posts. Someone said something like, 'it's like having an internet stutter'

omg, I think that was me :joker:

[Smithy]

****INGH HELL, I got exv=ctied when I found one by accident and knocked over my coffee! Some of it got on the laptop but it seems to be ok.

ok this is messed up. so*me of the keys a*re doing weird stuff
dindn'/t get burnt. but typing is a* bit of a* chore. i wa*spla*nnig on getting a* new la*ptp a*nywa*y. so if this* doesn'/t workp-roperly in the morning, i will get a* new one.
i'/m gonn see if youtube is ea*sy to work
edit some of it works fine, typ-ing is a* pain
some keys a*re doing two things a*t once

What you are all missing out on by not being in the Americanos :smug:

[Jessica.]

:laugh3:

[Josy]

:laugh3:

Claudia I spilled tea on my keyboard once and it went a bit mental like that too, was frazzled inside and died the next day D:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

i'/m gonna* cop-y music files a*nd other stuff worth sa*ving now, a*nd get a* new one 2mrw, so it'/s not too much ha*ssle, i wa*nted a* new one a*nywa*y.

[Josy]

LMAO

Yeah looks like that's the way to go

[Marsh.]

Whenever you see cut in porn it's like 3 different colours and looks like neapolitan ice cream :umm2:

:laugh2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

"I'm going to shave my head i think, i can only comb it over for so long. My hairdresser was like "Do it when you are ready" with a sad look on her face"

:love:

[Marsh.]

Was that Glenn?

[Glenn.]

How did you know? D:

[Kizzy]

Lucky guess?

[Marsh.]

:laugh:

[Benjamin]

So did the Metro!

http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/26/big-brother-2014-youtube-sensation-who-claims-miley-cyrus-took-his-vrginity-for-headed-for-channel-5-show-4740477/

NOTE: I am NOT Brad

and im not claudia whoever that is


:joker:

[Glenn.]

Technically my quote that Scott posted wasn't posted on TiBB so it doesn't count :hmph:

[Benjamin]

he's quite good looking

but Evil

no he's not :conf:

yes he is :conf:

arista why do you post like that it's so ****ing irritating trying to read the article :facepalm:

This thread contains an argument about how "hot" a rapist is... and people are irritated by the way Arista posts?

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[Samm]

http://s24.postimg.org/6tec5jz05/image.jpg

Tell me about it, your kinda hot!

let's take this to PM

lmao

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://gunshyassassin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sharon.jpg

in the thread 'old abandoned buildings'

[Ninastar]

in the thread 'old abandoned buildings'

I just LOLed

[Marsh.]

:laugh: That was years ago.

[Benjamin]

Grapes that taste like cotton candy? Farmers create new all-natural fruit variety - without a chemical in sight

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2386404/Grapes-taste-like-cotton-candy-Farmers-create-new-natural-fruit-variety--chemical-sight.html#ixzz3BJtEBmzw


In M&S its there own label , of course

How's that supposed to work? :suspect:

You place the grape in your mouth


Srsly

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[Firewire]

Have I said anything funny

[Benjamin]

Everytime is playing in asda

better lie down in a puddle of cloudy lemonade and cut yourself then

.

[Benjamin]

Oh haha, you were just involved in something funny. :laugh:

[Shaun]

My favourite thread ever

Wee light hearted idea for thread with a twist of fun thrown in.

Little Coffee Shoppe, a place for all housemates (BB11 of course) and others, to make 'an appearance', pop in for a bit of refreshment. Only one proviso. A BB11 or it's spin off UBB - housemate should ideally be mentioned in each post. :blush::blush:

*Opens door of BBEOCS - flicks on lightswitch, turns on Sunday morning easy listending radio, fills up coffe machines, sets tables, sit down and awaits delivery of pastries*

Spies a 4x4 parking up outside. ...... Ulrika, bringing with her freshly handmade Danish pastries (learned from her younger days in not too far away Swedish homeland).

Great..... coffee hot and pastries here, ready for business.:thumbs2:

*Flips door sign to OPEN* :xyxwave:

:cat::cat::cat:
Calling in to drop off a home made Lemon drizzle cake for the customers. Pop it down on the counter, catch sight of UV and Pyramid :xyxwave: hunched over the Sunday supplements and a pot of steaming coffee - and whilst my back is turned, Josie scoffs all the cake and then goes for a lie down on the comfy sofa in the corner ! What a cheek :hugesmile:

Andrew pops in... just to ask directions to nearest McDonalds. He appears to have what looks like a watermelon in his rucksack. Darkside chokes on coffee.

Ife comes in and takes a **** on the table.

*Puts up very large sign in window, "Due to Health & Safety, all animals (excluding guide dogs) are strictly prohibited from entering premises"*

Lights scented candles on tables, nicer ambience until dawn breaks.

Jade Goody waltzes in and calls Ben a 'posh wanka' before collapsing in the corner with a bottle of Ouzo.

BB4's Gos comes in, looks at Jade in the corner and begins teabagging her like an oompa-loompa.

"Oi! You fat slag!" she chokes inbetween mouthfuls, before slipping on a puddle of her own urine. She reaches for her mobile phone and calls up her mum Jackiey, screeching "save me you money-grabbing cow!" down the phone.

Jackiey runs in 'Sorry I'm late I was to busy selling your life support machine down the pawnshop. GET OFF MY BANK YOU SLAG' She swings for Gos.

Oh dear, seems that we are going to have to hire some security, word has got around about tonights speed dating and seems to have attracted a few undesirables.
Now then who shall we hire to get rid of the Riff Raff.......................

Suddenley, the door bursts open. It's Jackiey looking angrier than ever, with her sidekicks Billi Bhatti and Hira Whateverthe****hernameis. She stares down at the urine soaked mess still getting teabagged.

"I'm so disapointed in you, Jade"

"YOU'RE DISAPOINTED, I'M NOT THE ONE HANGING OUT WITH A PAIR OF POPPADO-"

Billi interrupted before she could finish.
"At least I CAN WHIP MY HAIR BACK N FORTH I WHIP MA HAIR BACK N FORTH"

A bald Jade, begins crying.

The owners of the cafe are delighted that such colourful new patrons have arrived, but are a little concerned that the till is at risk, and the general unattractiveness of the new customers might put off the speed daters due to arrive any minute :joker:

Such drama had not been seen at the cafe since the day that Ife did a dump on one of the tables :spin::spin::spin:

[Benjamin]

I'm confused and wet

:hehe:

[michael21]

:hehe:

:laugh:

[Shaun]

It has just been confirmed that the facial pic is a fake, but never fear, the guy is still in possession of a video of her receiving one

Can't believe you've stayed awake til 6 looking for more Pics, your disgusting and should be ashamed of yourself

Piss off, I am up in anticipation of deadline day, I have already seen all the pics. It is you that is doing that, you hypocritical bastard

**** off I'm watching Lost again and just checking back in here every now and again

You are sat up on the computer with reddit open on one tab, TiBB on the other, a tub of lotion on the desk and a box of cleenex next to it you sick freak, these girls don't deserve this

What on earth do you take me for you scouse beastly bastard, I am sat watching Lost enjoying a cup of tea, you have probably kicked buster out in the garden so you can have a ham shank over those Selena Gomez pics, I have a good mind to call the RSPCC right now actually you cruel little ****

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[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

go **** on a duck you stupid tramp - shakespeare

[Marc]

http://i.imgur.com/yIbofGl.gif

in context with the Elimination 10 thread last night :laugh:

[Samm]

Sorry it's difficult to concentrate on it with that poor frustrated woman underneath dry humping the air for her Grannies benefit! YUK................................
says the one with three 6's in her username you Illuminati bitch

Still cackling at this

[Ammi]

..I think that all of the nostalgia and best moments on TiBB in gamepod's thread made me think of this and I can't do that quote thing from other threads so I'll just improvise/type thing....


Shaun quote: I hate knitting, it's just so snobby



Nathan quote: yeah I don't like snobby knitters

''Hello Mable I made a hat yesterday. ''

''Oh well Doreen, i've made a ****ing tracksuit. **** off with your hat.''