Jonas has wanked 25 times in one day... what's your record?

[Gavin]

I can't believe he said he's masturbated 25 times in one day! What a filthy individual. It disgusts me that someone not only does that, but says it publicly! :eek:

I rarely masturbate... I am more of a sex man.

What is your record of masturbation in one day?

[Tom]

True Christians never masturbate. You should know that sex is for reproduction only :nono:

[BlackOrWhite]

It disgusts you but then you ask people their record LOL.

[Twilight]

Lmao

[Gavin]

True Christians never masturbate. You should know that sex is for reproduction only :nono:
Christians have learnt to change with times. Using protection is now accepted.

[Tom]

Christians have learnt to change with times. Using protection is now accepted.

Do you mean those invisible ones you can buy?

[Shaun]

honestly, 2. I don't see the point in more :|

[Tom]

honestly, 2. I don't see the point in more :|

LMFAO @ you being so honest in this thread

[Stu]

Isin't it ever so convinient how certain laws in The Bible have an expiration date? :rolleyes:

[letmein]

Christians have learnt to change with times. Using protection is now accepted.

Not under the Catholic Church.

[Gavin]

Not under the Catholic Church.
True. I should have specified that I was talking about Protestants. I'm Protestant, like most people in this country :).

[Tom]

True. I should have specified that I was talking about Protestants. I'm Protestant, like most people in this country :).

Oh, the religion that has records for it being made up?

[Gavin]

Christianity is not made up :mad:

Go away with your anti-Christian comments!!!

[Tom]

Christianity is not made up :mad:

Go away with your anti-Christian comments!!!

It is, theres just no proof for it. But theres proof showing protestantism is made up :)

[Princess]

Christianity is not made up :mad:

Go away with your anti-Christian comments!!!

Gavin,people are allowed to not believe in Christiany. It's called freedom of speech :p As long as they're insulting you.

[Jarvio]

He's gotta be lying... 25 times a day?! Surely his dick would fall off!

Ok, I admit it. I wank a lot. It's not that difficult to announce that on a forum because nobody knows who I am, I'm just a username :D But I feel I wank WAY too much. I thought if anyone would get a prize for being the 'biggest wanker' (obviously in a masturbation sense only lol) I would get the prize. I need to do it every day. It's normally 2 or 3 times I do it per day, sometimes even 4. I think the most I've EVER done in a day is about 5 or 6.

25?! Gotta be a lie.
If not then I've got some serious catching up to do if I want that wanker award.

[geoking66]

True. I should have specified that I was talking about Protestants. I'm Protestant, like most people in this country :).

The Protestants don't care about Biblical bans on mixed fabrics, playing instruments, shellfish, or women wearing trousers, but don't get them started on gay marriage, because God says NO.

[Lewis.]

LOL @ this thread.

[DigitalSid]

True Christians never masturbate. You should know that sex is for reproduction only :nono:

Boring sods.

[*mazedsalv**]

Okay i will be someone who will post it...

3 times was the most.

[CapShar]

Jag heter Jonas, jag alskar onani!! :dance:

My Swedish is a little rusty but I think that roughly translates to 'My name is Jonas, I love masturbation!!'.

[30stone]

Like 5 not sure if its ever been 6.

25 times ****ing hell..

[Marc]

LOL I'm intrigued by others records!

Mine is no where near 25

[DigitalSid]

In answer to the OP, about 6.

[aoq2008]

He's gotta be lying... 25 times a day?! Surely his dick would fall off!

Ok, I admit it. I wank a lot. It's not that difficult to announce that on a forum because nobody knows who I am, I'm just a username :D But I feel I wank WAY too much. I thought if anyone would get a prize for being the 'biggest wanker' (obviously in a masturbation sense only lol) I would get the prize. I need to do it every day. It's normally 2 or 3 times I do it per day, sometimes even 4. I think the most I've EVER done in a day is about 5 or 6.

25?! Gotta be a lie.
If not then I've got some serious catching up to do if I want that wanker award.

25 would hurt too much ur right lol, Depends but if he has been on something like coke though, I know that helps :xyxwave:

[Alf]

i reckon i've been close to the double figure mark, back in my hayday

[Chuckyegg]

trolltastic.

how do I ignore people on here? I forget.

[Jack_]

I wank over the bible quite a bit, and the OFCOM logo. I'm partial to jizzing over some hooknose, occasionally, too. Oh, and the odd Stephen Baldwin wank doesn't go a miss.

[Alf]

I wank over the bible quite a bit
i bet it's the incest parts

[LaLaLand]

8...

[Jack_]

i bet it's the incest parts

My hero is Josef Fritzl, didn't you know? :joker:

[Stephanie]

I wank over the bible quite a bit, and the OFCOM logo. I'm partial to jizzing over some hooknose, occasionally, too. Oh, and the odd Stephen Baldwin wank doesn't go a miss.
you have problems bbz x

[Jack_]

you have problems bbz x

:shrug:

NO1 TOLD ME. I THOUGHT I WUZ NORMAL. :bawling:

[Jarvio]

Basshunter's 25 wanks were probably all about farts

[Marc]

Basshunter's 25 wanks were probably all about farts

PMSL

I don't know why that made me laugh so, but it did!

[Stephanie]

:shrug:

NO1 TOLD ME. I THOUGHT I WUZ NORMAL. :bawling:
aw, don't worry x

[Brad.]

7 for me

[Jack_]

In all honesty, probably three.

[iRyan]

25 times seems impossible. You'd have to have spent your ENTIRE day jacking off. The most I've done in a day is 3.

[aoq2008]

I must have done at least 15 some day, once apon a time. SOmebody work out the maths that like 1.15 wanks an hour he is talking about. I can see how that can be done. Not so much cum involved tho.

[Alf]

I must have done at least 15 some day, once apon a time. SOmebody work out the maths that like 1.15 wanks an hour he is talking about. I can see how that can be done. Not so much cum involved tho.
just a sensation and no weeping on the last 15

[Big_Kahuna]

When mccririck was in CBB i was jacking off at least 40 times a day

[King Gizzard]

I have never gotten past 4

usually cause after one you go off thinking about sex and girls completely for about 3-4 hours

[PooBay]

11

[yousoboo!]

4

[Stacey.]

:rolleyes: how did i know this thread would appear somewhere?!

[Stu]

I have never gotten past 4

usually cause after one you go off thinking about sex and girls completely for about 3-4 hours
3-4 hours? Try ten minuets.

[MojoNixon]

one and half

[setanta]

Jaysus, I hope he kept the barrel well oiled throughout the duration of his session.

[bellyjean]

With a bit of Bel Ami boy porn and my vibrator, i can easy go 6 in an afternoon. 25, come, now i find that hard to swallow.

[moveupandon]

7 and it hurt!!!!

[Smithy]

one and half

how do you have half a wank??

[Prole]

Basshunter is, by his own admission, a MASSIVE wanker. Who'da thought it, eh?

[Jords]

how do you have half a wank??

Start a wank but do not 'finish'? :laugh:

[Ramsay]

5

[setanta]

With a bit of Bel Ami boy porn and my vibrator, i can easy go 6 in an afternoon. 25, come, now i find that hard to swallow.

Give Marc Almond a ring for some tips. He's to sperm what Frank the Tank is to beer.

[arista]

Christianity is not made up :mad:

Go away with your anti-Christian comments!!!


No.

There is no God.


Sod the Bible Freaks.

[Smithy]

25, come, now i find that hard to swallow.

im not surprised 25 shots is a lot

[LemonJam]

4.

[bellyjean]

Give Marc Almond a ring for some tips. He's to sperm what Frank the Tank is to beer.

Shame, Marc will always be known as a greedy boy.

[Lemo]

about 6-7 was high on weed on kettamin and drunk :L with my bf.

[Lewis.]

Probably 3.

[MarkWaldorf]

anyone who posts that in this thread has no shame!

[gunrunner911]

Jonas may have wanked 25 times but I dont believe he came 25 times, having done about 7 or 8 and then your penis aches

if anyone cant handle this thread then they may need to grow up ;)

[Stu]

Why on earth would you wank on Ketamine? Horse tranq induced dissociation hardly goes hand in hand with self pleasuring.

[supergirthuk]

Did he stipulate he had only done himself? He may have been to public school and/or took a few mate on in a non-recorded sex tape. Did he also stipulate that he had ejaculated 25 times or not? Just because he masturbated does not mean he ejaculated and therefore this would dramatically reduce the hardship on that region.

[Lewis.]

lmao Mark.. Go on - reveal :L

[Captain.Remy]

A normal day:
1 at 3am.
1 in the shower in the morning.
1 at lunch at Uni.
1 by the hottest girl of my class at 4pm.
1 from my Rugby coach at 6pm.
1 from my sister when I get back Home at 8pm.
1 with my dad while watching "Russian teen girls raped vol. 8" at 10pm.
1 at midnight in my bed.

So 8.
And I didn't count the ones when I'm partying with friends in clubs.

[Lewis.]

Wow Remy.. That's a fair bit!

[Captain.Remy]

Wow Remy.. That's a fair bit!

These French are such wankers LOL

[Lewis.]

Lol.

[Captain.Remy]

By the way, the list above isn't true. I don't do it with my rugby coach. :tongue:

[supergirthuk]

Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye!

[RealityTVisGreat]

Farthunter is a liar there is no way he wanked 25 times and came every time, not possible!
And for the record I once managed 7 times but then went cross-eyed and deaf!!
Let's try not to bring religion into everything, amen! lol

[Lewis.]

Nope Remy.. just your sister. :tongue:

[lily.]

Conzors > Jonas tbh.

[Lewis.]

rofl.

[Braden]

Lots :laugh:

[Captain.Remy]

Conzors > Jonas tbh.

Oh no she didn't ! :joker:

[Lewis.]

I think she just did Remy :L

[Brad.]

Did he stipulate he had only done himself? He may have been to public school and/or took a few mate on in a non-recorded sex tape. Did he also stipulate that he had ejaculated 25 times or not? Just because he masturbated does not mean he ejaculated and therefore this would dramatically reduce the hardship on that region.

It doesn't count if there's no end result...

[lily.]

Oh no she didn't ! :joker:

In the wanking stakes, he is though..

[pixee]

Is it actually possible to wank 25 times a day? wouldn't it be sore after like 3?

[Smithy]

Is it actually possible to wank 25 times a day? wouldn't it be sore after like 3?

well 24 hrs in a day
u could have 1 every hour then a sneaky one in the shower

[Stephanie]

12389721893

[Lewis.]

Stephanie you horny monster <3

[Firewire]

lmao

Um 3 :P

[Stephanie]

;) you love it

[pixee]

well 24 hrs in a day
u could have 1 every hour then a sneaky one in the shower

I'm sure it would become sore lol

[Fangz]

25 times seems impossible. You'd have to have spent your ENTIRE day jacking off. The most I've done in a day is 3.

Either that or he's a quick finisher. I can see it being possible as far as time goes, but surely his willy would start getting too sensitive for it to actually be fun?

[georgehudson]

About 7 for me I think :D

[kneejouster]

Basshunter's 25 wanks were probably all about farts

haha, i like that.

mines near double figures. beyond double figures wouldnt be pleasureable for me, so why bother? maybe if there was a sex olympics or something...but until then i ain't bothering.