Snow Way! Image of Virgin Mary Found in Snowman!!!

[magunkey]

Amazing really...

http://functioningalcoholic.wordpress.com/2010/01/07/image-of-virgin-mary-found-in-snowman/

[Braden]

pmsl.

[Enid]

Okay...

[magunkey]

pmsl.

You should probably see a doctor about that! :blush:

[Stu]

Virgin my ass.

[HellShark]

Virgin my ass.

God was balls deep and he knows it.

[InOne]

What the hell lol

[Lewis.]

lmao.

[Stu]

God was balls deep and he knows it.
God invented spiking. She always wondered how she ended up in Jerusalem.

[magunkey]

God invented spiking. She always wondered how she ended up in Jerusalem.

Her parents lived in a small cottage in Kinsale. Apparently. Her dad was a DJ in Fast Eddies and her mum worked in KFC in the Mahon Point Shopping Centre.

[Stu]

Her parents lived in a small cottage in Kinsale. Apparently. Her dad was a DJ in Fast Eddies and her mum worked in KFC in the Mahon Point Shopping Centre.
If Jesus was raised in Cork the New Testament would have been written in text speak on green rizla paper.

[magunkey]

If Jesus was raised in Cork the New Testament would have been written in text speak on green rizla paper.

Naah....they didn't get green Rizlas till the eighties. Orange was the fashion of the time.

[Stu]

Naah....they didn't get green Rizlas till the eighties. Orange was the fashion of the time.
Jesus was always asking for spare fags to roll daycent three skinners [the sermon on the mount was a by-product of being monged out of it]. No adulterants back then to ruin and contaminate the beautiful nodges :(.

[magunkey]

Jesus was always asking for spare fags :(.

Are you implying that Jebus was gay but couldn't get a date?

[Stu]

Aye. He was always buying dildos from mmMad!

Said they were for religious purposes. Mind you he said the same thing about the chicken snack boxes. 2 for the price of 1 in Hillbillys on a Tuesday. Delicious, like.

[magunkey]

Aye. He was always buying dildos from mmMad!


Apparently this was his favourite

http://functioningalcoholic.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/dildo-blasphemy.jpg

[Stu]

The last thing anybody heard of him that night was a cry of 'Gwan I sed, bai!' from the room upstairs, followed by some loud hammering noises.

Carpentry my bollocks.

[spitfire]

Virgin my ass.
I can't believe her father fail for that.He should of kicked God's butt.

[Marc]

LOL. In my village someone has made a man waiting at the bus stop with a dog. Its so good!

[magunkey]

Carpentry my bollocks.

Owch!

[magunkey]

LOL. In my village someone has made a man waiting at the bus stop with a dog. Its so good!


Are you sure it's not Jebus on his donkey??? The Catholics love that stuff. You could make a fortune from it. Look...

http://functioningalcoholic.wordpress.com/2009/07/12/im-stumped-virgin-mary-has-got-wood/

[spitfire]

Are you sure it's not Jebus on his donkey??? The Catholics love that stuff. You could make a fortune from it. Look...

http://functioningalcoholic.wordpress.com/2009/07/12/im-stumped-virgin-mary-has-got-wood/Is that a transparent sex toy,next to the red thing?

[*mazedsalv**]

:D

[magunkey]

Is that a transparent sex toy,next to the red thing?

Probably! The Catholics love that stuff too...providing the lights are off!

[Jessica.]

Kinsale.

I love Kinsale!

[Stu]

Kinsale's a hole. Well ... not really. But it's too nice. Too quiet.

[Crimson Dynamo]

As we are all made in the image of God you would think the novelty of all this would have worn off?

[Stu]

Religion itself is a novelty that I am surprised has not worn off.

[Jordan.]

is she on her period in that pic?

[magunkey]

is she on her period in that pic?

I think she's been out for a few ale's and on the way home she got herself a take away. She then slipped on a bit of ice and it spilled down her front.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Religion itself is a novelty that I am surprised has not worn off.

yeah

riiiiiiiiiiiiight

[Stu]

LeatherTrumpet in shock revelation of 'others don't believe what I believe' shocker!