Celebrity Big Brother's Big Mouth Thread (Fridays at 11pm/After Evictions)

[Niamh.]

Vinnie is such a tosser.

I'm in an evil mood and I'm loving his evilness :devil:

[Jords]

You tell it how it is girl in the front row!!


Niamh you cant like him. :nono:

[Blink_Me]

This skit is utter bollocks!

[Jack_]

When does this finish?

[GypsyGoth]

Ga-ga-ga-ga-baa

[alchemists1]

lol Vinnie down to earth,just like his housekeeper,pool cleaner,dry cleaner and dog groomer.

[Ramsay]

**** off with this gaga shite

[Niamh.]

You tell it how it is girl in the front row!!


Niamh you cant like him. :nono:

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:Vinnie & Dane FTW:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

GaGa HaHa

[GypsyGoth]

when does this finish?

12:30

[ButterflyGirl]

Weird.

[Jack_]

12:30

**** that then, man, the producers really are stupid. :bored:

[GypsyGoth]

**** that then, man, the producers really are stupid. :bored:

I hope someone gets fired!

[Niamh.]

I'm so tired

[Jords]

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:Vinnie & Dane FTW:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

GaGa HaHa

Both are vile, I wanted them out tonight!!


Sorry Niamh :hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

Both are vile, I wanted them out tonight!!


Sorry Niamh :hugesmile:

hehehehehehe

[Stephanie]

oh my god

[Niamh.]

Go Dane!!!!!!!!!

[MissKittyFantastico]

Oh no they've definitely rumbled her!

[Jords]

Nicola T :hello: :hello: :hello:

[Jessica.]

I just got sick a little bit in my mouth when John kissed Nicola :(

[GypsyGoth]

I hope she stays and has a laugh with them for a few hours, even if they do kow it her.

[Niamh.]

Nicola doesn't give a shite haha

[MissKittyFantastico]

It was so obvious John was going to say that :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

I just got sick a little bit in my mouth when John kissed Nicola :(

I was typing, did he use his tongue :laugh:

[Jessica.]

I was typing, did he use his tongue :laugh:

No ew!

[Jordan.]

I just got sick a little bit in my mouth when John kissed Nicola :(

oh dear *feels sick*

Glad im not watching.

[Jords]

She was a great housemate! :D

[Jessica.]

She was a great housemate! :D

I agree!

[GypsyGoth]

Emma is getting more confident.

[Shasown]

LOL Nicola is Vinnies friend and he is really really nice.

I love Nicola.

[Stephanie]

pmsl :joker:

[Niamh.]

aaawww Dane

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Ramsay]

this jonas bit is hilarious

[Beastie]

I want to work for BB and choose who goes into the house. :D

I will choose most TIBB members! lol

[Shasown]

Wonder who I should Buddy Up with, Informer or Ghostinthehouse?

[GypsyGoth]

I want to work for BB and choose who goes into the house. :D

I will choose most TIBB members! lol

I didn't apply, I chickened out.

[Ramsay]

i was thinking of auditioning but decided against it
effort
kinda regret it now tho

[Possiblehousemate]

Jonas thing was hilarious!

[MissKittyFantastico]

Wonder who I should Buddy Up with, Informer or Ghostinthehouse?

Aren't they one and the same?

[Niamh.]

I didn't apply, I chickened out.

I couldn't think of anything I'd hate more than be in there:joker:

[setanta]

I'd go mental in a house like that..... so many muppets enter - come on, admit it.

[Jessica.]

Wonder who I should Buddy Up with, Informer or Ghostinthehouse?

Allegedly they are both Stu aka Judas Iscariot

[Shasown]

Aren't they one and the same?

Well they spout the same old tired garbage.

I suppose I could do two, after all my old boss said I used to do the work of two men



Laurel and Hardy.

[GypsyGoth]

i was thinking of auditioning but decided against it
effort
kinda regret it now tho

I liked the idea of being in there, but I could never have a bath with others around, also I can be shy about certain things so I'd hate to think that I was always being filmed. It would be nightmare. Plus I'm not that interesting :hugesmile:

[MissKittyFantastico]

I couldn't think of anything I'd hate more than be in there:joker:

Same. I'd never put myself up for something like that lol.

[Jords]

I would love to go into the BB house, but dont think I could cope with cameras in the loo, wouldnt be able to go. :laugh:

[Jessica.]

Well they spout the same old tired garbage.

I suppose I could do two, after all my old boss said I used to do the work of two men



Laurel and Hardy.

Allegedly they are both Stu aka Judas Iscariot

[Shasown]

Allegedly they are both Stu aka Judas Iscariot

Well if they are, they indicative of a multi personality disorder. Poor man really needs help.

[Niamh.]

Christ he's rough

[MissKittyFantastico]

Allegedly they are both Stu aka Judas Iscariot

They'd have been banned by now if that was the case.

[Ramsay]

this is....hot

[Stephanie]

this is turning meee onnn

[Jords]

Oh deary me! :laugh2:

[Shasown]

And to think John McCririck was the spitting image of alex when he was younger.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Tom]

LMFAO

that was vile but hilarious

[Ramsay]

John is a legend

[Tom]

And to think John McCririck was the spitting image of alex when he was younger.

He still is.

[Jessica.]

They'd have been banned by now if that was the case.

not if he uses a proxy

[MissKittyFantastico]

To quote Stephen Fry.

Oh. Em. Eff. Gee.

[Big_Kahuna]

I have a hard on

[MissKittyFantastico]

not if he uses a proxy

Hmmmmmmm....nah I don't think they're Stu.

[GypsyGoth]

Yay!!!!

[Jords]

Aw Davina! :laugh2:

[Stephanie]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[MissKittyFantastico]

Awwww they were told to take their heads off!

Davina is out and we missed her whole time in the house :(

[Beastie]

Davina on BBBM :D

[Patrick]

Ffs :(

[Patrick]

Awwww they were told to take their heads off!

Davina is out and we missed her whole time in the house :(

They better show it all on tomarrows HLs

[Jessica.]

Hmmmmmmm....nah I don't think they're Stu.

Well a reliable source disclosed the information to me but I suppose it doesn't matter

[Ramsay]

we'll see on the highlights tomororw

[Niamh.]

Hmmmmmmm....nah I don't think they're Stu.

I don't think so either

[Harry!]

Yey Davina is back!

[Shasown]

BBLB and highlights show tomorrow

[Stu]

When is live feed on? It's on a 20 min delay. We may still see some of it.

[GypsyGoth]

I guess Davina had to get home to her family.

[Niamh.]

Well a reliable source disclosed the information to me but I suppose it doesn't matter

Who?

[GypsyGoth]

When is live feed on? It's on a 20 min delay. We may still see some of it.

10-20mins delay, it'll be close.

[MissKittyFantastico]

They better show it all on tomarrows HLs

Yeah I reckon they will, still would have loved to watch it all live though, BBBM has been such an anti climax after her going in there :(

[Jords]

Emma did a good job imo! :thumbs:

Finale in 2 days!!!

[Niamh.]

Yeah I reckon they will, still would have loved to watch it all live though, BBBM has been such an anti climax after her going in there :(

yeah:bawling:

[Stephanie]

OH **** OFF SKEPTA

i like you but we wanna see davina in the house with the delay

[Jessica.]

Who?

I'm not saying

[MissKittyFantastico]

This guy is quite good actually, better than most of the crap they have on there lol.

[Ramsay]

Emma for BBLB in BB11!

[Niamh.]

I'm not saying

ok

[MissKittyFantastico]

Yep Emma did a great job once she got into it!

Much better than George.

[Shasown]

Strange how they ripped into Vinnie twice with their little skits, reckon he must be light years out in front with the votes.

Top Tip: Wouldnt waste your money voting for any of the others now if I was you.

[Jessica.]

tweet from davina: It'll be on tomorrows show. My dream come true. I really frightened them. It was quite lord of the flies for a moment! Stephanie was sweet.

[Big_Kahuna]

Emma did a good job imo! :thumbs:

Finale in 2 days!!!

Yes! good job Emma, so fit....

[Ramsay]

you'd think davinas husband would let her stay a night:(:(

[Jords]

On now with winner Alex and the rest of the housemates (except Heidi)!

[Smithy]

Anyone else just wanna see Davina cry?

lmao

[Stephanie]

:wavey:

[arista]

Preston is there

[Jessica.]

w00t

[arista]

Heidi
not there

[Maia]

Preston is there

LOL it looks like him!

[Jackie]

Hello preston

[Tom]

Urgh, Tina Malone. She hates the show, she just wants her air time

[Jords]

Didnt Emma do all these jokes???

[Stephanie]

:joker:

[Jessica.]

hahahahah

[Patrick]

Where is Katie?

Oh well, the amazing Jamie Winestone is on it.
Love her.

[Jords]

Its Stephanie!

[Smithy]

Didnt Emma do all these jokes???

they were the best ones from the series, clearly they werent all that good

[Stephanie]

Didnt Emma do all these jokes???
yes pmsl

[Maia]

Where is Katie?

Oh well, the amazing Jamie Winestone is on it.
Love her.

:thumbs:

She was amazing in Dead Set.

[Tom]

Didnt Emma do all these jokes???

It was best "jokes" of the series

Stephanie is too good for this show

[Big_Kahuna]

Jaime Winstone is all of the sexy mmmmmmm nom nom nom

[alchemists1]

Jaime Winston is hot likes!

[GypsyGoth]

Didnt Emma do all these jokes???

They were repeated jokes from other BBBM. And yep I think Emma did two of them.

[Smithy]

ohh that posh woman liz brewer is there with stephs grandson

[The Penguin]

I wish that fat Tina bitch wasn't there

[Stephanie]

dj talent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO OMG

[Smithy]

DJ TALENT!!!

er no

caps

[Harry!]

DJ Talent!

[Tom]

LMFAO @ Davina not knowing who DJ Talent is!!

[The Penguin]

DJ talentless

[Jords]

It was best "jokes" of the series

Stephanie is too good for this show

Oh I see Tom, cheers all!

Itsa DJ Talenttt!

[bbfan1991]

DJ Talent:D.

[Sir_Diary_of_Roomus]

LMFAO @ Davina not knowing who DJ Talent is!!

Apart from auditioning on one of Cowell's circus shows, is he famous?

[Jords]

Its Jonas!!!

[Stephanie]

jonas :hello:

[Maia]

Jonas! :D

[alchemists1]

Who are the mean bald looking guys wearing fur coat's in the audience! so outta place.

[bbfan1991]

Jonas the true WINNER out of the 5 for me;).

[Jords]

Jonas might want a bit of Katia still..

[Stephanie]

ooooooooooooooooooo

[Smithy]

Kats gonna go slap da **** out of dat biatch

lmao

[Big_Kahuna]

Go jaime

[Tom]

Apart from auditioning on one of Cowell's circus shows, is he famous?

Being an entertainment presenter and loving reality TV, with 1 in 3 people in the UK watching the last series of Britain's Got Talent, I would've thought she knew who he was!

[Stephanie]

pmsl :L

[bbfan1991]

He said he enjoyed the moment:D, so he played her as much as she was apparently playing him.

Katia:blush:

[Vicky.]

I am finding jonas quite funny here...I feel mean :(

[Stacey.]

:)

[alchemists1]

Seriously why do females have such hate for Katia?

[Smithy]

oohh prestons there

any other ex-celebs we recognise in the crowd

[Stephanie]

OMG LOL!

ahah

[Big_Kahuna]

Seriously why do females have such hate for Katia?

Prob the homewrecking bit, I'd bang her though

[GypsyGoth]

swedish cock for the win!!!

[Smithy]

swedish cock for the win!!!

little bit late Claudia

[Jackie]

Yes and ive seen those photos............................naughty

[bbfan1991]

As a male I do think the females do get much more of a rough ride in BB and the females always get most of the blame about the showmances...

[Jords]

'Can you hear us on the toilet?' :laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

The lint story :laugh2:

[Jessica.]

:laugh:

[Vicky.]

Yes and ive seen those photos............................naughty

Nice ;)

[Stephanie]

cock a doodle do

[Patrick]

Seriously, where is Katie?

[alchemists1]

As a male I do think the females do get much more of a rough ride in BB and the females always get most of the blame about the showmances...

I suppose so but it always puzzles me how its always the female who gets the hate and the guy is just being a lad.
Its like Katia and Ronnie Wood she got all the blame but she was single Ronnie Wood was the 1 who was the cheat.
It's all kool thou cause im male just wanna know where the boundaries lie lol if I cheat will the female get the blame? lol joke.

[Patrick]

cock a doodle do..

..her Jonas

[Stephanie]

Seriously, where is Katie?]
she'll probably come in after alex

[bbfan1991]

Funny how Jonas has had no stick about his involvement about Katia yet she has had lots of stick about it?.

Lol those pictures all over the net:laugh:, all for you ladies pleasure he likes the nookie.

[MissKittyFantastico]

Seriously, where is Katie?

With any luck her tits spontaneously combusted and she burnt alive.

[Big_Kahuna]

Seriously, where is Katie?

Prob getting bum banged by Alex's ego in the changing room

[Vicky.]

]
she'll probably come in after alex

Hopefully not WITH him...


Then she wont get her boos as bad...

[Vicky.]

With any luck her tits spontaneously combusted and she burnt alive.

:D

Can I put this in my sig?!

[alchemists1]

Seriously, where is Katie?

She probable wont be on till Alex is there or maybe she aint gettin paid enough.
She will probable be on the phone to OK magazine setting up a photo shoot.

[MissKittyFantastico]

:D

Can I put this in my sig?!

Be my guest :laugh:

[Smithy]

back :D

[Stephanie]

urgh vinnie

[bbfan1991]

Thank gawd no KP yet:laugh2:.

Vinnie time..

[alchemists1]

With any luck her tits spontaneously combusted and she burnt alive.

What number do I ring to vote for that?

[JTM45]

I suppose so but it always puzzles me how its always the female who gets the hate and the guy is just being a lad.
Its like Katia and Ronnie Wood she got all the blame but she was single Ronnie Wood was the 1 who was the cheat.
It's all kool thou cause im male just wanna know where the boundaries lie lol if I cheat will the female get the blame? lol joke.

Totally agree!
I think she's been given a ridiculously hard time.
You can guarantee that the people (like Jaime Winston)who think it's cool to be seen giving Katia grief wouldn't say a thing to Ronnie if he was in the room.

[Smithy]

rofl
she was walking like a ******

:laugh2:

[Big_Kahuna]

DJ talent is in the background jizzing in his pants over Vinnie

[Patrick]

Walking like a ******?

I always thought if I went in BB I would get removed for calling every HM A ******, but cool they said it lol

[GypsyGoth]

Vinny knew he was fave. I heard him say it on live feed.

[Harry!]

How do you like my sig?

[Smithy]

Walking like a ******?

I always thought if I went in BB I would get removed for calling every HM A ******, but cool they said it lol

they're hardly going to tell him not to say it especially on BBBM

[Patrick]

With any luck her tits spontaneously combusted and she burnt alive.

Pmsl:joker:

[Smithy]

Vinny knew he was fave. I heard him say it on live feed.

he said it on the highlights, he said he was 5/2 fav.

[Jessica.]

How do you like my sig?

its too wide

[Harry!]

its too wide

I resize it.

[Jackie]

how do you like my sig?



very good

[Patrick]

they're hardly going to tell him not to say it especially on BBBM

I know but then Davina said it too lol

I Have nothing against it I just thought they would never be able to say it because like a little crippled person could be sitting in front of the TV Watching it lol

[MissKittyFantastico]

How do you like my sig?

I like it Harry :) Could be a teeny bit smaller though maybe?

[Stacey.]

tbf i Do love vinnies one liners :D

[Patrick]

I resize it.

I bet your pissed that Alex's Picture is black and not white it sort of ruins it at the end :(

[GypsyGoth]

he said it on the highlights, he said he was 5/2 fav.

:thumbs:

[Jackie]

Dane whoooooooooooooooooo

[Jords]

Love how Dane is Mini Vinnie and Alex is Rocky! :laugh:

[Smithy]

wheres stephanie gone??? :(

[Big_Kahuna]

i know but then davina said it too lol

i have nothing against it i just thought they would never be able to say it because like a little crippled person could be sitting in front of the tv watching it lol

cripple fight !

[ButterflyGirl]

Vinnie has stopped talking ..yay

[GypsyGoth]

tbf i Do love vinnies one liners :D

He was very funny.

[Vicky.]

My telly is knacking up:(

[setanta]

And you're not thick?!! Oh dear, pot kettle here.

[bbfan1991]

:nono:Jonas was rude with his hand gestures when Katia was talking to Davina.

[Stacey.]

danes lovely :D

[Smithy]

rofl

vinnie harsh but true

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Harry!]

Better now?

[Maia]

Dane's an alright dude. ^_^

[ButterflyGirl]

I think we saw the real Jonas when he was on BBBM .

[Jackie]

Bowers s back

[bbfan1991]

Jonas, Sov and Katia ooh thats tense:D.

[Nemo123]

My telly is knacking up:(

You're not missing anything.

[Jords]

I think we saw the real Jonas when he was on BBBM .

He still likes Katia I think, just wanted to look 'ard. :hugesmile:

[Smithy]

Dane is vinnies bitch lmao

[Harry!]

What was he singing?

[bbfan1991]

I hope Dane gets back into music now, he's alright actually changed my mind:).

[Smithy]

lmao at Gaga

[Jords]

oh no. its gaga.

[Patrick]

Im gona miss Lady GaGa..

So there I was..

[Maia]

LOL @ the Lady Gaga impersonater.

[MissKittyFantastico]

Oh god that Gaga **** is so cringe

[Big_Kahuna]

how do you make Lady GaGa cry?
Kick her in the cock

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[GypsyGoth]

What was he singing?

One of the songs they made up in the house. Abut someone making love to their girlfriend. alex joked that he didn't like it at the time.

[JTM45]

Brilliant GaGa sketch tonight!!!!! :)

[Smithy]

how do you make Lady GaGa cry?
Kick her in the cock

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

kicking someone in the cock doesnt usually hurt, its when it hits you in the balls that hurts, btw shes all woman

and the joke is

how do you make Lady GaGa cry?

Poker Face

[Harry!]

One of the songs they made up in the house. Abut someone making love to their girlfriend. alex joked that he didn't like it at the time.

Oh man it so sounded like Music like Madonna.

[Big_Kahuna]

kicking someone in the cock doesnt usually hurt, its when it hits you in the balls that hurts, btw shes all woman

and the joke is

how do you make Lady GaGa cry?

Poker Face

I got kicked in the cock once and it hurt.

[Stephanie]

:wavey:

[Stephanie]

alex :hello:

[Smithy]

saw Katie there

[MissKittyFantastico]

Yay Alex :)

Please don't let plastic tits speak.

[Vicky.]

Davina: Anyone got anything to ask alex...

Jordan: Will you marry me :yuk:

[Smithy]

eww

as if you'd want to squeeze them

[GypsyGoth]

ewwwww

[Jords]

Im happy that Alex has managed to turn his booes into cheers! :)

Aw Katie! :hello:

[GypsyGoth]

Davina: Anyone got anything to ask alex...

Jordan: Will you marry me :yuk:

:laugh:

[Harry!]

Ergh.

[Smithy]

awww katies there :)

[Maia]

Eugggh...Mega cringe.

[setanta]

Get this douche off my set. Gimp.

[Smithy]

those extensions look awful

[MissKittyFantastico]

Oh Davina you just had to didn't you :mad:

[Stephanie]

ergh.

[Big_Kahuna]

look at sovs face

[Harry!]

Fake fake do not believe anything gobby says.

[Sir_Diary_of_Roomus]

Much as I'm happy Alex won. It's going to suck that ITV2 will soon start advertising "The Adventures of Katie and Alex".

[MissKittyFantastico]

Dane's face :laugh:

Last two guys? Wth is she talking about?!!

[Stacey.]

i love katiee, :)

[setanta]

You go for guys that you can manipulate easily, you wagon.

[bbfan1991]

Go away troll Katie:mad::D.

[Jords]

Knew Katie would love them 2 being the top! :laugh:

[Smithy]

Last two guys? Wth is she talking about?!!

they were the final two

Dane = 2nd
Alex = Winner

:conf:

[Vicky.]

You go for guys that you can manipulate easily, you wagon.
Yup...nice guys you can manipulate, milk publicity from, then dump.

[setanta]

Yup...nice guys you can manipulate, milk publicity from, then dump.

Exactly.

[Harry!]

i love katiee, :)

I dont.

[Smithy]

Theres no stand out piece of furniture like there usually is in a series :(

[Maia]

LOL @ the shouting salesman.

[bbfan1991]

KP and her boys:laugh:.

[Jords]

they were the final two

Dane = 2nd
Alex = Winner

:conf:

Think Michelle thought she meant last 2 KP was with.

[Stu]

This cockney salesman guy is brilliant.

[JTM45]

You can see it's killing her to be sat on the end of the crowd bench!

[MissKittyFantastico]

they were the final two

Dane = 2nd
Alex = Winner

:conf:

Ohhhhh! I thought she meant the last two guys she's been with :laugh:

I was like ooooh poor Pete lmao