Yup.

[Jayson]

You can think of me as whoever you like. A suicidal 39 year old drug addict, a 15 year old kid who was bored for a while, a lesbian zombie that plays with herself whilst fantasizing about their forum post count, a strange person who no-one at all knows or really give’s a ***** about… or just someone who came and went. You can think what you want to think, but I assure you that none of the aforementioned is the real me. I’m not saying that everything I told you was true, but I am saying that since I left (and the reason I left was my internet breaking, originally) everything that people have said is the real me is not.

Anyway, I doubt I’ll post again, I just wanted to explain some stuff and say bye to this forum properly (and no, this isn’t a suicide note…)

*awaits flaming*

[Stacey.]

hi Jayson :xyxwave:
i never knew you before, but i have heard people talking about you,
Pleased youre ok :)
hope to get To know you :thumbs:

[andyman]

Sir Jayson!

[Chels]

hi Jayson :xyxwave:
i never knew you before, but i have heard people talking about you,
Pleased youre ok :)
hope to get To know you :thumbs:

:laugh3::laugh3:

[Novo]

King stay back it could be a trap

[\PJ/]

well welll well.

[Stacey.]

:laugh3::laugh3:

LOL :) haha

[andyman]

Jayson you need to get your footy scores in before 12pm.

[Braden]

Hello Jayson.
Don't commit suicide :thumbs:

[Locke.]

The Jayson Search Team group was successful :shocked:

[Brad.]

Didn't think I'd see another post from you...

Wouldn't mind too much if you stuck around on the forum though, you were cool.

[andyman]

That dam Fat.Rat must have bitten Jay.

[Shaun]

Hello Jayson.
Don't commit suicide :thumbs:

Hardly a laughing matter.

And whatever you are, Jayson, hope you're well.

[MissKittyFantastico]

He's gone again :(

[Captain.Remy]

Oh wow, what a surprise. Jay, stay there now you're back, we're glad to see you didn't, you know, commit what we thought you'd commit. :thumbs:

[GypsyGoth]

King stay back it could be a trap

:laugh2:

[Braden]

Hardly a laughing matter.

And whatever you are, Jayson, hope you're well.

Am I laughing ?

[Shaun]

Am I laughing ?

No, but the sarcastic 'don't kill yourself' comments are hardly considerate of the entire depression/mental problem field, are they?

[MrGaryy]

don't you have your mother's funeral to go to?
oh wait, you don't.

[andyman]

Jayson's return > CBB eviction show.

[Braden]

No, but the sarcastic 'don't kill yourself' comments are hardly considerate of the entire depression/mental problem field, are they?

They wern't sarcastic at all.
I was telling him not to ?
It's not my fault that the thumb smilie has a wink that makes it look sarcastic.

[LemonJam]

Hugo's the new fake in town. x

[Shaun]

They wern't sarcastic at all.
I was telling him not to ?
It's not my fault that the thumb smilie has a wink that makes it look sarcastic.

Rofl, come talk to me when you've finished scraping that barrel. :thumbs:

[Jen]

Popstar to Operastar > CBB > Mr Le Maitre scandal > Jayson's return

[MeMyselfAndI]

Hi :)
I've never met you but hey..

[MeMyselfAndI]

Rofl, come talk to me when you've finished scraping that barrel. :thumbs:

go have a go at markwadolf as well or go be hypocritical shaun..

[andyman]

MarkW and Gary.. No need to be pure vile and evil to Jayson, he went east and was lost.. Now he has gone west..

[Maia]

Omg, Jayson don't leave us! :(

[Braden]

Rofl, come talk to me when you've finished scraping that barrel. :thumbs:

Ok :)

[andyman]

Hugo's the new fake in town. x3 years some have said..

[LemonJam]

Popstar to Operastar > CBB > Mr Le Maitre scandal > Jayson's return

;O

[Jessica.]

Gordon Browns eye > Jaysons return

[andyman]

Popstar to Operastar > CBB > Mr Le Maitre scandal > Jayson's returnDon't bring that ITV shìt here.. :p

[Jen]

;O

<3

[Shaun]

go have a go at markwadolf as well or go be hypocritical shaun..

Wow. You used a word with 5 syllables.

[Jessica.]

Wow. You used a word with 5 syllables.

Amazing! :shocked:

[Stephanie]

;o

[MeMyselfAndI]

Wow. You used a word with 5 syllables.

shut the hell up:devil:

[Shaun]

shut the hell up:devil:

Tame. Unlike the animal that more than likely makes up 60% of your genetic structure.

[Stu]

MarkW and Gary.. No need to be pure vile and evil to Jayson, he went east and was lost.. Now he has gone west..
LNBjMRvOB5M

[bettiepage]

We :love: Dennis

[andyman]

lol, I had a feeling that was gonna be the vid.

[Patrick]

Legend.

You should post again, we all miss you.

[InOne]

Dodgy as **** haha

The day that social group was created?

[InOne]

Net is a dodgy place, people can create a whole new life, people are good at getting them to engage, dunno what the BH saw in Jayson. They created a myth of someone who was really taking the piss out of you all

[\PJ/]

hang on how did we create it? he started posting in the thread and everyone got to know him then the fake stuff came out.

[InOne]

The Bh talked about him almost every day lol Come on...

[Iceman]

Net is a dodgy place, people can create a whole new life, people are good at getting them to engage, dunno what the BH saw in Jayson. They created a myth of someone who was really taking the piss out of you all

Oh well the BH and me had completely different views i hated the prick.............no BH biased here man....he IMO was an out and out loser

[InOne]

Oh well the BH and me had completely different views i hated the prick.............no BH biased here man....he IMO was an out and out loser

Rarely talked to him. But if people make up a life and maliciously lie, I have no time for them either.

[Iceman]

Rarely talked to him. But if people make up a life and maliciously lie, I have no time for them either.

Well from what ive read and seen on here and other sites, this guy was an attention seeking fool who used something that happened to me and used it as an excuse to go clubbing, I think whoever is behind it is a horrible person and deserves everything and anything that comes to them.............I have no sympathy whatsoever.

[InOne]

Well from what ive read and seen on here and other sites, this guy was an attention seeking fool who used something that happened to me and used it as an excuse to go clubbing, I think whoever is behind it is a horrible person and deserves everything and anything that comes to them.............I have no sympathy whatsoever.

What did he do? Say his mum died or something?

[Iceman]

What did he do? Say his mum died or something?

Yeah he did and then the next night he told us he went out clubbing.......which i will never get.

[InOne]

Yeah he did and then the next night he told us he went out clubbing.......which i will never get.

Who knows, it's hard to tell what people what would do in that situation when they're pretending to be someone they're not.

[Iceman]

Who knows, it's hard to tell what people what would do in that situation when they're pretending to be someone they're not.

Yeah I suppose, it just pissed me off big time bacuse i went through it...yada yada....you dont wanna here and i get that......anyway hopefully this is the end of him....

[Niamh.]

Eoin, I wouldn't even think about it really.

[Iceman]

I did, im fine.......lets move on :)

[InOne]

Yeah I suppose, it just pissed me off big time bacuse i went through it...yada yada....you dont wanna here and i get that......anyway hopefully this is the end of him....

Indeed the loss of a loved one is hard man. I have experienced it. That is why you should not let someone on a forum rattle you. I've said way too much on here and I regret it.

[Iceman]

Indeed the loss of a loved one is hard man. I have experienced it. That is why you should not let someone on a forum rattle you. I've said way too much on here and I regret it.

So did I....and yeah it may have been 8 years ago now but i still think anyone who claims whatever this dickhead was talking about has no real understanding or needs some sort of help......i really dont believe him at all and it will never change...........i hope he/she finds peace in something with their life and can be happy, because if not they have a very hard time ahead.....

[Ramsay]

JAYSON!!!
come back:(

[Twilight]

Um hai
just so you know i'm happy that your not a suicidal 39 year old drug addict:)

[Wildcat!]

WhoLLY ****!!!! This thread is gonna be epic!

Let me grab some popcorn! :D

[Ross]

Alright Jayson, nice to hear from you again.

[Wildcat!]

OK! Yeah hi Jayson too! I remember you from being a Sree fan, thats about it. But then people were saying all kinds of things about you, so your now a celebrity! :D

[Novo]

Net is a dodgy place, people can create a whole new life, people are good at getting them to engage, dunno what the BH saw in Jayson. They created a myth of someone who was really taking the piss out of you all

Obviously not because were not the one who find him out.......

Had no problems with him when he was here before so i'll have no problems with him now

[30stone]

Jayson!!

JYsKDaQIX54

[Novo]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

That Song

[\PJ/]

awaits flaming?

[30stone]

Baby come back! you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you!

[ILoveTRW]

Jayson was a nice guy, but lying about your mum dying was a bit to far

Shaun just **** do you ever post anything nice? how dare you pick on toasteee :mad:

[Novo]

Baby come back! you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you!

Just listen to that song for the first 25 seconds and watch that goal in your sig it works Perfectly

[Jack_]

Jayson! Come back for good please!

I couldn't care less who or what you are, you're a nice guy and the first person I properly spoke to :sad:

A reply to this message at least would be nice?

[30stone]

Just listen to that song for the first 25 seconds and watch that goal in your sig it works Perfectly

LOL.

Thats quality.


But yeah..

Jayson come back!

[Jayson]

Jayson!!

JYsKDaQIX54

:joker:

[Jack_]

Jayson!!! Will you carry on posting please? :sad:

[Jayson]

Jayson!!! Will you carry on posting please? :sad:

Maybe in the BH thread but not many other places.

[30stone]

Awesome :wavey:

[Jack_]

Maybe in the BH thread but not many other places.

The Snug/Den?

[ILoveTRW]

Maybe in the BH thread but not many other places.

bh is going though

[Jayson]

The Snug/Den?

Dunno, maybe.

[Twilight]

UMG jay your gonna stay. Yay.

[Novo]

bh is going though

hopefully your going

[Z]

Welcome back Jayson; to me you are a username on a website, just like any other person, I don't think there's any need for you to have to try and convince people of your real identity; it's just the Internet. Stick around and keep posting, you were a good poster. :)

[Stu]

Welcome back Jayson; to me you are a username on a website, just like any other person, I don't think there's any need for you to have to try and convince people of your real identity; it's just the Internet. Stick around and keep posting, you were a good poster. :)
This should be hammered into people with a Triple H grade sledgehammer ad nauseam.

[Shaun]

Jayson was a nice guy, but lying about your mum dying was a bit to far

Shaun just **** do you ever post anything nice? how dare you pick on toasteee :mad:

I was actually defending Jayson :p so go do one. x

[arista]

You can think of me as whoever you like. A suicidal 39 year old drug addict, a 15 year old kid who was bored for a while, a lesbian zombie that plays with herself whilst fantasizing about their forum post count, a strange person who no-one at all knows or really give’s a ***** about… or just someone who came and went. You can think what you want to think, but I assure you that none of the aforementioned is the real me. I’m not saying that everything I told you was true, but I am saying that since I left (and the reason I left was my internet breaking, originally) everything that people have said is the real me is not.

Anyway, I doubt I’ll post again, I just wanted to explain some stuff and say bye to this forum properly (and no, this isn’t a suicide note…)

*awaits flaming*


You never gave me a Address to Post those Rare London Remixes of MJ.

[Stu]

And with that the thread hillariously jumps in a new, altogether eccentric direction ...

[Shaun]

And with that the thread hillariously jumps in a new, altogether eccentric direction ...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/46/134149527_811ef25b13.jpg

[ILoveTRW]

I was actually defending Jayson :p so go do one. x

yes but being mean to toasteee in the process so you go do one

[ILoveTRW]

hopefully your going

youll be gone before i am

[setanta]

This should be hammered into people with a Triple H grade sledgehammer ad nauseam.

I don't know Stu. For a long time I was of the same opinion regarding the internet, but it has such a powerful stranglehold on the western world and our way of life that I personally don't think it can be taken so lightly. These are dangerous times we live in my dear. Paranoia alert. lol

[Braden]

yes but being mean to toasteee in the process so you go do one

Thank you for sticking up for me :hugesmile:.
I hate when people here think they own the place and be smug around other members.

[ILoveTRW]

Thank you for sticking up for me :hugesmile:.
I hate when people ere think they own the place and be smug around oter members.

exactly its just rude

[Stu]

Here we go again. 'I'm a victim of forum bullyz' :bawling::bawling::bawling:.

I don't know Stu. For a long time I was of the same opinion regarding the internet, but it has such a powerful stranglehold on the western world and our way of life that I personally don't think it can be taken so lightly. These are dangerous times we live in my dear. Paranoia alert. lol
How's the head? :hugesmile:

[setanta]

Here we go again. 'I'm a victim of forum bullyz' :bawling::bawling::bawling:.


How's the head? :hugesmile:

What?"!!! Victim? Jaysus, you know me better than that.

And don't fecking talk to me about the head darling. It's slightly befuddled at the moment.

[Stu]

What?"!!! Victim? Jaysus, you know me better than that.

And don't fecking talk to me about the head darling. It's slightly befuddled at the moment.
LOL, that wasn't meant for you.

Just tired of this new thing of not being allowed to point out or tell members things or others will think your trying to 'own' the forum. It's childish.

Too many kids on this forum. And I'm not normally one for miserable ageism but really it's the biggest problem right now. 16+ FTW.

[setanta]

LOL, that wasn't meant for you.

Just tired of this new thing of not being allowed to point out or tell members things or others will think your trying to 'own' the forum. It's childish.

Too many kids on this forum. And I'm not normally one for miserable ageism but really it's the biggest problem right now. 16+ FTW.

And that's why the internet is a dangerous place, particularly for the younger age group because there's no real monitoring involved.... an open highway of individuals who could be picked up by anybody, you know? Have to be careful.

Anyway, sorry about thinking that was directed at me - like I said, I'm a bit all over the shop at the moment. Fry up time methinks.

[Stu]

Tempting my vegetarianism ya bastard.

[setanta]

Tempting my vegetarianism ya bastard.

Now you're making me feel guilty! It's so wrong on so many levels to feast on the dead flesh of other creatues, but then it's so right when you smell and taste what I've been cooking. Should really start eating those Quorn foods intead. Shake me out of my apathy Stu.... but do it after lunch, ok?

[Niamh.]

mmmmmmmmm fry mmmmmmmmmmmm

[Jack_]

16+ FTW.

:sad:

[setanta]

mmmmmmmmm fry mmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh, it's the works today for me darling. Sausages, bacon, black and white pudding, mushrooms, onions, scrambled eggs. What am I forgetting?

[Niamh.]

Oh, it's the works today for me darling. Sausages, bacon, black and white pudding, mushrooms, onions, scrambled eggs. What am I forgetting?

beans?

[Niamh.]

I'm going to have a fry too yum

[Z]

Mm fry up, good plan.. bacon and eggs at my disposal.

[setanta]

beans?

Well that's obvious. hee hee. I might put some chips on or is that overdoing it?

[Stu]

:sad:
Okay so it's not a good judge of everyone but I do strongly believe mods should ban those who clearly contribute nothing to the forum [*cough*MeMyself&I*cough*].

Happy :tongue: ?

[Niamh.]

Oh no chips James

[\PJ/]

i fancy a burger after all this food talk

[Niamh.]

mushrooms, sausage, rashers, egg mmmmmmmmm

[Twilight]

Food<3

[setanta]

mushrooms, sausage, rashers, egg mmmmmmmmm

Fried, scrambled or poached though? And I think chips are a winner sometimes with a fry up.

[Jack_]

Okay so it's not a good judge of everyone but I do strongly believe mods should ban those who clearly contribute nothing to the forum [*cough*MeMyself&I*cough*].

Happy :tongue: ?

Yes. :hugesmile:

and I agree, let's get rid of the shite.

[Shaun]

why I should be mod, obvs.

[Jessica.]

Yeah I suppose, it just pissed me off big time bacuse i went through it...yada yada....you dont wanna here and i get that......anyway hopefully this is the end of him....

Same kind of! I hated him so much more when I heard about him saying that, he is rude and obnoxious too!

[Z]

I had two bacon and egg sandwiches for my breakfast/lunch. Yum!

[Tom]

LOL, just LOL. Thats all I can say really, I'm speechless.

But one thing that this thread does make me realise is how many hypocrites are on this forum.

[\PJ/]

LOL, just LOL. Thats all I can say really, I'm speechless.

But one thing that this thread does make me realise is how many hypocrites are on this forum.
:thumbs:

[Tom]

Well whoever you are, at least you're not dead I suppose. Although it would be nice to know who you actually are.

[MarkWaldorf]

Jayson is a liar. I totally called it last night in thinking that this whole thread was an excuse for him to deny everything and say he was never coming back, so he could return the next day without having to face all the **** for it.

I and a few others were the only ones brave enough at the time to call Jayson out on lying about his mother dying and everything else and we were slammed to the ground and accused of being disrespectful for it, now you all realise he lied and don't care? Hypocritical much?

That's my two cents on it and I think you're fools for believing anything he/it says.

[Tom]

Jayson is a liar. I totally called it last night in thinking that this whole thread was an excuse for him to deny everything and say he was never coming back, so he could return the next day without having to face all the **** for it.

I and a few others were the only ones brave enough at the time to call Jayson out on lying about his mother dying and everything else and we were slammed to the ground and accused of being disrespectful for it, now you all realise he lied and don't care? Hypocritical much?

That's my two cents on it and I think you're fools for believing anything he/it says.

Yes but now Jayson is back, these people have welcomed him with open arms even though they were the ones slagging him off more than anyone else. Thats whats shocked me more than him returning in the first place pretending nothing is wrong, or maybe some people were in on this the whole time? Hmm ...

[InOne]

I just think it's dodgy he turned up the day that social group was made

[andyman]

Jayson is a liar. I totally called it last night in thinking that this whole thread was an excuse for him to deny everything and say he was never coming back, so he could return the next day without having to face all the **** for it.

I and a few others were the only ones brave enough at the time to call Jayson out on lying about his mother dying and everything else and we were slammed to the ground and accused of being disrespectful for it, now you all realise he lied and don't care? Hypocritical much?

That's my two cents on it and I think you're fools for believing anything he/it says.The Blue Peter badge will be in the post.

Was he hurting anyone on the forum?

[King Gizzard]

I think the most of it is whoever it is, i'm just glad he's alive as we all thought something had happened to him, cause he just dissapeared and that

[\PJ/]

I just think it's dodgy he turned up the day that social group was made

I think that was just a fluke TBH.
altough he could have been viewing the forum everyday for all we know saw that social group and decides this glamorous come back.

[InOne]

I think that was just a fluke TBH.
altough he could have been viewing the forum everyday for all we know saw that social group and decides this glamorous come back.

I guess so.

[Tom]

I just think it's dodgy he turned up the day that social group was made

His internet probably wasn't even broke, thats probably just another lie

He's probably been around for ages seeing how the forum goes without him, wouldn't surprise me if he's been on another account as 13 year old Sally from Dorset or something

[InOne]

His internet probably wasn't even broke, thats probably just another lie

He's probably been around for ages seeing how the forum goes without him, wouldn't surprise me if he's been on another account as 13 year old Sally from Dorset or something

Not too bothered who he is really, like people do that on the net all the time. Ice did seem very annoyed by the whole thing lastnight though, understandably of course.

[SallyDDD]

Tom why are you being mean about me,im sally simple sally from dorset.

[Jessica.]

Tom why are you being mean about me,im sally simple sally from dorset.

:laugh2:

[Tom]

Tom why are you being mean about me,im sally simple sally from dorset.

LOL!!! :joker:

[Shaun]

rofl @ Sally.

I didn't know much about the Jayson story tbh, I'm not really in a position to judge him/her/it for it.

[andyman]

Doorrrset! Dirty farmer Sally sticky teeth.

[SallyDDD]

Gavin, multiple accounts aren't allowed... kudos though, it made me laugh :tongue:.

[Braden]

Gavin, multiple accounts aren't allowed... kudos though, it made me laugh :tongue:.

:joker:

[Jessica.]

its gavin hahahahahha

[Ramsay]

Jayson is a TIBB legend

[Jayson]

Lol

[Captain.Remy]

Lol

Olaaaaaaa Jay ! :hugesmile:

[Ramsay]

Jayson man long time no talk!
how are you?:)

[Jayson]

Am fine Kerplunk124, you?

Hi Remy

[Captain.Remy]

So what have you been up to Jay ? Don't mind what some others say, you're a cool dude.

[Tom]

I've come to the conclusion that the person behind Gavin has a brilliant sense of humour and isn't come sad person pretending to be someone else to be accepted .... *cough*

[Jayson]

Not much really, but I'm glad I didn't come on here for a while tbh.

And to MarkWaldorf, I'm not really gonna be on much anyway, and when I do come on it'll only be in the Bh etc.

[Jayson]

I've come to the conclusion that the person behind Gavin has a brilliant sense of humour and isn't come sad person pretending to be someone else to be accepted .... *cough*

ily2

I think Zee meant MrGaryy when he said Gavin anyway... dunno.

[Ramsay]

Am fine Kerplunk124, you?

Hi Remy

aw you remember my old name:dance:

[Jayson]

aw you remember my old name:dance:

Obviously :)

[Tom]

ily2

I think Zee meant MrGaryy when he said Gavin anyway... dunno.

No he meant Gavin, if he meant MrGaryy he would have said so.

[Sallyisback09]

Tom!
call me ;)

[Jayson]

No he meant Gavin, if he meant MrGaryy he would have said so.

Idk.

[Braden]

Tom!
call me ;)

:joker:
Hello Sally :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

nah it was Gavin, Zee mentioned so on MSN. i was like...wut!?

[Sallyisback09]

tom ma fone ent ringin did i giv u ma rite numba in dat pm???

[Sallyisback09]

who is gavin if yur talkin about dogy gav from london who got done for robbin those chewits ent got nuffin to do wiv me.

[Brad.]

Joke's over mate.

[Stu]

Jayson is a liar. I totally called it last night in thinking that this whole thread was an excuse for him to deny everything and say he was never coming back, so he could return the next day without having to face all the **** for it.

I and a few others were the only ones brave enough at the time to call Jayson out on lying about his mother dying and everything else and we were slammed to the ground and accused of being disrespectful for it, now you all realise he lied and don't care? Hypocritical much?

That's my two cents on it and I think you're fools for believing anything he/it says.
What do you want kid, a blowjob?

[\PJ/]

aha

[Stu]

Just more 'people in taking the internet seriously' shennanigans. So people said stuff about Jayson and now they are being friendly with him. Big deal. It's the internet. If you hold grudges over the web you need a slap.

[Enid]

I was one of the people that gave him the benefit of the doubt and thought it was disrespectful that some of you disbelieved him. I was sceptical, of course, but I thought it was rude to make accusations. So he lied to us all and lying about the death of his mother was a sick thing to do, but I'm not going to lose sleep over it.

I was wrong. You were right. Give yourselves a pat on the back.

[MrGaryy]

I'm not bothered if people want to welcome him back with open arms as long as I'm not hailed as a hypocrite for not being all gung ho over some mess everyone knows faked his mother's death and made up a totally new life for himself.

[atieah2009]

Man still remembering Mayweather match, too bad you left before the Paquiao vs Cotto one:(

[andyman]

The PACMAN!