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Stu
22-01-2010, 09:00 PM
The Phil, the whole Phil ...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpg

... and nothing but the Phil!

[Pick a custom society title when you join if you want ...]




THE CABINET OF ACOLYTES

#1 - Stu - Leader of Phil Religious operations.
#2 - Jessica - Phil's head shiner.
#3 - Chewy - Drunken Phil wannabe.
#4 - Jayson - Phil's alcohol salesman.
#6 - Shaun - Ben Mitchell - Heir to the empire.
#7 - BBfan1991 - Minister of Phil Propaganda.
#8 -Stephanie - Phil's call gal.
#9 - .PJ. - Phil's official voicebox.
#10 - Dezzy - Phil's personal NinjaSecuri force.
#11 - Jords - Department of Mitchell family affairs.
#12 - _Jack - Phil's sex therapist.
#13 - TheHarbinger24 - Phil's dentist, Mitchell Dentistry Operations.
#14 - Dr. OhNoNoNo - Online Mitchell trolling operations.
#15 - CaraRawr - Phil's rehabilitation coach.
#16 - thebeast - Phil's appointed pubic waxer.

[Pick a custom society title when you join if you want ...]

Jessica.
22-01-2010, 09:20 PM
Jessica - The Head Shiner.

Scarlett.
22-01-2010, 09:27 PM
Chewy - Drunken Phil wannabe

Jayson
22-01-2010, 09:30 PM
Jayson - Phil's alcohol salesman. Very successful.

Stu
22-01-2010, 09:33 PM
Added, added and added :).

Scarlett.
22-01-2010, 09:33 PM
w00t! :)

setanta
22-01-2010, 09:42 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/585000/images/_585151_grantmitchell150.jpg

Ooi, ooi, watz gawin on ere bruv?! Uz Mitchell's don need anywan buvering us when we got one anuva.

Stu
22-01-2010, 09:44 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpg

Documentaries are for ladies you slag!

Shaun
22-01-2010, 09:44 PM
I'll join...I can be Ben.

Jayson
22-01-2010, 09:47 PM
God I hate that kid.

Stu
22-01-2010, 09:47 PM
I'll join...I can be Ben.

I like.

[Even though he is a disgrace to the mighty Mitchell bloodline].

setanta
22-01-2010, 09:52 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpg

Documentaries are for ladies you slag!


http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/585000/images/_585151_grantmitchell150.jpg

Yeah, and while you wuz making a right fool o yoself on Albert Square I was knee deep in latin p"ssy. 'Ave it!

Stu
22-01-2010, 09:55 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpg
Enjoy the venereal diseases brava, coz' Phil and all his Philomaniacs had that pussy long ago.

setanta
22-01-2010, 09:59 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpg
Enjoy the venereal diseases brava, coz' Phil and all his Philomaniacs had that pussy long ago.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/585000/images/_585151_grantmitchell150.jpg

You fink I wuz gonna play Russian Roulette with my todger? You're aving a laugh there mate! I could afford da best, wa wiv all the bread I made off the documentaries.

You keep ur skanky mares to uself bruv.

bbfan1991
22-01-2010, 10:00 PM
Can I join please?:), then I will go after Stacey Slater;).

Stu
22-01-2010, 10:02 PM
Can I join please?:), then I will go after Stacey Slater;).
Sure. What title do you want? Or will I just throw one in for you?

bbfan1991
22-01-2010, 10:04 PM
Sure. What title do you want? Or will I just throw one in for you?

Throw in one for me please Judas:).

Stu
23-01-2010, 12:09 AM
Congratulations - you are now Minister of Propaganda :wink:.

Edit : Bumping 4 Phillip.

Stephanie
23-01-2010, 12:11 AM
add me!

\PJ/
23-01-2010, 12:11 AM
Im phil mitchell's voicebox get me on the list.

Stu
23-01-2010, 12:15 AM
Done and done.

Stephanie
23-01-2010, 12:17 AM
lol! lovin my title.

Stu
23-01-2010, 12:19 AM
We should organise into a full blown political party, with the main aim being to get Phil's flushing of Ian Beale's head down the toilet as a statue in all major cities of the developed world. Preferably outside the city halls, but I will settle for the car parks.

HAIL PHIL!

Stephanie
23-01-2010, 12:21 AM
:hello::hello::hello:

Tom4784
23-01-2010, 12:25 AM
I'll join! I haven't got a clue for a title though.

Stu
23-01-2010, 12:30 AM
I'll join! I haven't got a clue for a title though.
:wink:

Jords
23-01-2010, 01:22 AM
Me Stu! Dont know a title though. :p

Jack_
23-01-2010, 01:24 AM
Me, and I'm Phil's sex therapist.

Stu
23-01-2010, 01:27 AM
Tick :).

Tick :).

The power of Phil unites us all. Phil would sort out Haiti in a jiffy.

Jords
23-01-2010, 01:29 AM
Aha I like it. :thumbs:

Maia
23-01-2010, 01:29 AM
I'll join! How does Phil's Dentist sound? :p

Stu
23-01-2010, 01:31 AM
Sounds good to me :bigsmile:.

bbfan1991
23-01-2010, 01:40 AM
Minister of Propaganda :cool:, I can woo Stacey with that title:D. Steer clear of that Ronnie guys she's miserable and that Roxy she's rough lol;).

DrOhNoNoNo
23-01-2010, 02:00 AM
Hmm. I'll join. I'm thinking "Dr. Phil". Yeah feel it.

Phil2win.

Edit: Ha. I'm not a troll, but thanks for your concern sir. =3

Stu
23-01-2010, 02:14 AM
I mean no offence. The implication is that you are trolling to non belivers on behalf of Phil.

A high honour, it is.

InOne
23-01-2010, 05:10 AM
Go on Phil lad

Jessica.
23-01-2010, 02:20 PM
*Shines heads of bald men who have queued for hours*

Scarlett.
23-01-2010, 02:25 PM
*impersonates drunken Phil*

Stu
23-01-2010, 02:26 PM
*Shaves the heads of the other acolytes for cult ritual*

Ninastar
23-01-2010, 02:26 PM
*impersonates drunken Phil*

*sits on floor and claps*

Scarlett.
23-01-2010, 02:29 PM
*sits on floor and claps*

wh...wh...wha...you...looking at? *hic*

CaraRawr
23-01-2010, 03:40 PM
I'm in. :') title plz?

Jessica.
23-01-2010, 03:41 PM
*shine shine shine*

:laugh2:

gr5Y63bDNNg

Beastie
23-01-2010, 03:45 PM
I wax Phil's pubes.

setanta
23-01-2010, 03:48 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/585000/images/_585151_grantmitchell150.jpg

You're nuffing wivout me bruv.

Stu
23-01-2010, 03:51 PM
Done the both of you.

Ignore this blood traitor. His just jelous Phil got the SUPERIOR GENETICS.

Ninastar
23-01-2010, 06:20 PM
wh...wh...wha...you...looking at? *hic*

*gets all emotional*

That was brilliant.

Jessica.
23-01-2010, 06:24 PM
*shines a fox*

Stu
24-01-2010, 03:20 AM
Bumping this purely because Patrick has not seen it yet I assume.

We can't have a Phil Mitchell club without Patrick.

Patrick
24-01-2010, 07:33 PM
Great Thread!
Phil Mitchel is a legend.

Everything he says and does is cool, you gotta respect the man.

Scarlett.
24-01-2010, 09:17 PM
*gets all emotional*

That was brilliant.

*falls over* *hic*

Beastie
24-01-2010, 09:20 PM
Patrick bums Phil.

Jessica.
24-01-2010, 09:34 PM
*shines*

GhettoSuperstar
24-01-2010, 10:36 PM
Tracey, Phil Mitchell's bitch on the side.

Ninastar
25-01-2010, 04:30 PM
*falls over* *hic*

*stands up and claps, still crying*

Stephanie
04-02-2010, 12:50 PM
bumpin dis ting.

Jessica.
18-02-2010, 11:57 PM
Phil was hilarious today. :D

\PJ/
19-02-2010, 12:01 AM
Phils voice box will be doing a signing @ waterstones in coventry @ 2:00pm onwards

Patrick
19-02-2010, 12:28 AM
In those pics at the very first post, you could just imagine Phil doing an Alex while posing like that saying 'Memba I told you!'

Stu
19-02-2010, 11:06 AM
Ooh forgot all about this.

Niamh.
19-02-2010, 11:09 AM
Did Phil Kill Archie??????

Patrick
19-02-2010, 01:51 PM
Did Phil Kill Archie??????

Nah dont think he would off.

I cant wait until Grant & Phil are reunited, Phil needs to be that mad man he once was.

Get Johnny Week - Phil and Grant VS Johnny.

One of the best Storylines ever.
Some great fighting scenes.

Stu
19-02-2010, 09:41 PM
A message from our leader Phil,





Right you slags, I dunno who thinks they know the score here, but you lot aint seen NOTHING yet. Those executive producers are covering something up alright. They are covering ME up. I killed Archie. Oh yes. I twatted him over the head with the ol' Queen Vic statue and whats more is I LOVED it. The truth will come out. I deserve my respect and I intend on getting it. Stacey's a slag. Who is she? Couldn't kill a cold. Your next, Beale!

Stay Mitchell, slags,
Phil xx




http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpg

Beastie
19-02-2010, 09:43 PM
A message from our leader Phil,





Right you slags, I dunno who thinks they know the score here, but you lot aint seen NOTHING yet. Those executive producers are covering something up alright. They are covering ME up. I killed Archie. Oh yes. I twatted him over the head with the ol' Queen Vic statue and whats more is I LOVED it. The truth will come out. I deserve my respect and I intend on getting it. Stacey's a slag. Who is she? Couldn't kill a cold. Your next, Beale!

Stay Mitchell, slags,
Phil xx




http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpg

Classic! :joker:

Patrick
19-02-2010, 09:43 PM
A message from our leader Phil,





[I]Right you slags, I dunno who thinks they know the score here, but you lot aint seen NOTHING yet. Those executive producers are covering something up alright. They are covering ME up. I killed Archie. Oh yes. I twatted him over the head with the ol' Queen Vic statue and whats more is I LOVED it. The truth will come out. I deserve my respect and I intend on getting it. Stacey's a slag. Who is she? Couldn't kill a cold. Your next, Beale!




I love how Phil has turned into Nikki Grahame/Marcus Akin :joker:

GhettoSuperstar
19-02-2010, 09:44 PM
Loved Phillip in tonight's episode. When he was throwing things about in Ian's house, brilliant moment!!

Shaun
19-02-2010, 10:57 PM
I thought Stacey was bull****ting.

Stu
20-02-2010, 01:23 AM
If Phil had fallen off that roof and hit the floor, the floor would have been hurt.

Shaun
20-02-2010, 01:34 AM
The roof would have fallen off him.

Shaun
21-02-2010, 04:34 AM
Phil Mitchell has won a countdown of Eastenders cliffhangers - and he's had the most in its history with 206 :)

Shaun
21-02-2010, 04:40 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/phil_mitchell150.jpg

Documentaries are for ladies you slag!

this remains one of the funniest posts I have ever seen.

Jords
21-02-2010, 05:15 AM
If Phil had fallen off that roof and hit the floor, the floor would have been hurt.

:joker: