LOL! Heidi Montag's album sells 700 copies first week!

[M X]

America's biggest embarrassment, Heidi Montag released her debut album 'Superficial' onto iTunes last week. The album has recieved appauling reviews, and has sold only 678 copies in it's first week. lol.

The album costed her $2million of her own money, due to her being unable to find a record deal.

Buy it out of pity, because it's true, it's not good.

Do you like Heidi Montag and her album?

[lily.]

Mark bought 647 of them.

[Arneldo]

700!!?? ... really? that many! I'm suprised it did so well.

[Twilight]

Woo it did so well:P

[M X]

Mark bought 647 of them.

Lol and Lol Arneldo!

[Beastie]

who?

[Shaun]

hopefully this means she'll stick to what she's good at. oh yeah, **** ALL.

[Scarlett.]

700!!?? ... really? that many! I'm suprised it did so well.
lol :joker:

[001steven]

EMBRASSING

lol

what she expect seriously

SO

[lily.]

I would say she looks happy to hear about it, but since she can't move her face...

[Simone.]

i would say she looks happy to hear about it, but since she can't move her face...

lmfao!

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: lili

[setanta]

Is that your one with the prosthetic face?

[lily.]

She had 10 surgeries in one day.

[Chantel]

She had 10 surgeries in one day.

:shocked: she didnt need it

[setanta]

She had 10 surgeries in one day.

Very sad stuff.

[Stu]

She had 10 surgeries in one day.
That's some amount of Morphine.

[MrGaryy]

it';s because so many of her fans are viral fans who had already half the album through leaks. she had 6000 song downloads in the first week.

and to answer your question, I do like her and Superficial is fantastic pop album imo.

[InOne]

Never even heard of her...

[M X]

and to answer your question, I do like her and Superficial is fantastic pop album imo.

;O
The album's like a one big awful song. And it's the fact that she has said it's as good as Thriller. &6000 download isn't great tbh.

[Billy]

;O
The album's like a one big awful song. And it's the fact that she has said it's as good as Thriller. &6000 download isn't great tbh.

Well the songs on the album could easily be on a Britney album ...

I really like it, she's a daft bint but her songs are insanely catchy.

[Jayson]

It's not as atrocious as I thought it would be, but it's still just... awful.

[MrGaryy]

;O
The album's like a one big awful song. And it's the fact that she has said it's as good as Thriller. &6000 download isn't great tbh.

it's as good as anything on Circus. The vocals are about as genuine too.

[Fom]

Can't believe people are sticking up for her as well... seriously, let anyone record something in a studio and shove a bit of auto tune on... and you lot would love it.

[MrGaryy]

Can't believe people are sticking up for her as well... seriously, let anyone record something in a studio and shove a bit of auto tune on... and you lot would love it.

sorry if we're capable of appreciating a decent pop song when we hear it without having to take a moral high ground. Sometimes music is just for fun you know...

[M X]

heidi montag, decent? ;O
you can't compare her to britney spears.

[MrGaryy]

blonde. autotuned to hell. album written by some of the biggest producers around. electropop music.

see the connection yet?

[M X]

heidi montag; untalented, face lifts best friend, total wannabee.
britney spears; international icon, princess of pop, 100 million albums sold.

*nods*

[Stu]

That's because Britney has been groomed that way though. So much of it is to do with hype and image. But when you take away all that and get straight down to the music there really is not that much fundamentally different between the two.

[Billy]

Can't believe people are sticking up for her as well... seriously, let anyone record something in a studio and shove a bit of auto tune on... and you lot would love it.

Oh stop being such a snob. We aren't sticking up for "her", but her songs aren't any worse than Cheryl Cole, Britney etc.

[MrGaryy]

right so just ignore all the similarities they do have I just stated then. Heidi is just an unsuccessful Britney. neither are particularly talented, neither produce or have any say in the music they release. The only thing separating the two is that Britney has been more successful, which really has **** all to do with it.

[M X]

i 100% disagree. if we want to talk about talent.

Britney live singing
PvH8LIUgk3M

Heidi live singing
2MtJSNVlZrU

[MrGaryy]

pity Britney doesn't sing live then. pity she barely even sings on her records.

[M X]

pity Britney doesn't sing live then. pity she barely even sings on her records.

yup, but that's bitchy and irrelevant.

[Billy]

So? Britney doesnt sing live does she? The music she makes could easily be the same tracks that Heidi has on that album. Britney is only superior cos she has a huge label backing her and has been hyped for years.

[M X]

I didn't bring Britney up.

[Billy]

I didn't say you did.

[M X]

Yeah, I know.

[Fom]

To be honest I don't like Britney either... they are all as bad as each other. The only time I have listened to Britney is in a club and that's because its been completely mashed up.

[Arneldo]

yup, but that's bitchy and irrelevant.



This has nothing to do with this topic but I just want to saw:

OMFG, I LOVE YOUR SIG/AV. JOHN-PAUL AND CRAIG 4EVA <3 Hollyoaks has been shite since they left *tear*

*tries to find his old JP sing*



Oh, and Heidi Montag is a talentess hag with the face like Pug dog with botox.

[MarkWaldorf]

Difference is Britney worked to get where she is today and has been through a hell of a lot of **** because of it. Heidi faked her life on a reality show and record deals, magazine shoots and fame was just handed to her because of it.

Britney IS talented. She sings well, she dances well and she also plays the piano and composes despite what some like to think. She may not, vocally, be Mariah Carey but she knows her limits and she has an extremely sweet voice. Anyone who denies that Britney is talented just because of the music style she sticks to is just being petty.

[Jessica.]

:laugh2:

[M X]

Mark pretty much summed that up!! :D

[Billy]

Difference is Britney worked to get where she is today and has been through a hell of a lot of **** because of it. Heidi faked her life on a reality show and record deals, magazine shoots and fame was just handed to her because of it.

Britney IS talented. She sings well, she dances well and she also plays the piano and composes despite what some like to think. She may not, vocally, be Mariah Carey but she knows her limits and she has an extremely sweet voice. Anyone who denies that Britney is talented just because of the music style she sticks to is just being petty.

Yeah but does any of that have anything to do with what's being said? People are slagging her off and saying oh she's **** etc when she may be, but this kinda stuff could easily be on Britneys album (who I like), and although Britney has all those talents she doesn't always use them, which is fairn enough really.

What's meant in this topic (I think, at least by me anyways) is that people are saying that the album is **** and she's talentless when it's just because it's Heidi, not to do with the music. The music is pretty good, if you like that kinda stuff.

[xDramatick]

I can see the Heidi/Britney comparisons but at least Britney's talented and is a performer/has a contract for a REASON.

Heidi's talentless. She's a complete mockery. Her music can't even be classed as her music, considering they're barely her vocals let alone any artistry. It just has her name on it. There are thousands of other musicians who would kill for, and actually deserve her budget, promotion and the chance of being successful.

Ahh I really, really can't stand her.

[M X]

I do like her kind of music, but honestly, in my opinion Superficial is an awful album. It sounds cheap and she really shows herself to be a wannabee Britney. It's my opnion, and you're entitled to yours.

[setanta]

She should do a cover of I'm a Barbie Girl. State of her. Such a sad illustration of the times we live in.

[mkdfan]

I heard the album online, hated it.

I looove pop music but it just had very dated beats and all the songs sounded the same.

[Simone.]

I heard the album online, hated it.

I looove pop music but it just had very dated beats and all the songs sounded the same.

I just listened to it on itunes & it's seriously unbearable.
Can't even tell the difference between the songs, It's as if one song is a constant loop.

[Fom]

I do believe Britney has worked for it a lot more and when she was younger she was very talented! Not so much now, but she has earned it!

[biglover]

I actually feel sorry for her, I mean I do hate the woman but that is such a low number it is painful. x

[Vladimir]

I love her album, it's amazing.

[Callum]

I haven't listened to it and I don't want to neither. The samples on iTunes of some of the songs are shockingly bad. She has gone way overboard with the plastic surgery too, she has ruined her face.

[M X]

She makes herself look like a fool everytime she does an interview and releases what she calls 'an album as good as Thriller'

[MrGaryy]

what people never realise about Heidi and Spencer for that matter, they have the world eating from the palm of their hand. Anyone who thinks they don't know what they're doing when they say stuff like the Thriller comment is tragically naive. Every stroy that's repeated in is yet another dollar for the Pratts. They're both, clearly, very intelligent.

in regard to my comment being bitchy and irrelevant, well I am bitchy tbqh, as is this thread by it's very origin.

[Stu]

Britney Spears not singing live for her fans who paid for a live Britney Spears concert I imagine is a very, very valid point considering her standing as a recording artist. Not bitchy or irrelevant in the slightest.

[Fom]

what people never realise about Heidi and Spencer for that matter, they have the world eating from the palm of their hand. Anyone who thinks they don't know what they're doing when they say stuff like the Thriller comment is tragically naive. Every stroy that's repeated in is yet another dollar for the Pratts. They're both, clearly, very intelligent.

in regard to my comment being bitchy and irrelevant, well I am bitchy tbqh, as is this thread by it's very origin.

They are far from very intelligent, if they were intelligent they would of sold more than 700 albums. And if they were intelligent that 'Thriller' comment would of sold more albums.

Sounds to me like it fell flat on its face.

[Tom4784]

what people never realise about Heidi and Spencer for that matter, they have the world eating from the palm of their hand. Anyone who thinks they don't know what they're doing when they say stuff like the Thriller comment is tragically naive. Every stroy that's repeated in is yet another dollar for the Pratts. They're both, clearly, very intelligent.

in regard to my comment being bitchy and irrelevant, well I am bitchy tbqh, as is this thread by it's very origin.

The people around them organising things are intelligent.

[M X]

Britney Spears not singing live for her fans who paid for a live Britney Spears concert I imagine is a very, very valid point considering her standing as a recording artist. Not bitchy or irrelevant in the slightest.

It's bitchy & irerelevant in a thread about Heidi Montag.

[M X]

They're both, clearly, very intelligent.

lmfao.

[MrGaryy]

They are far from very intelligent, if they were intelligent they would of sold more than 700 albums. And if they were intelligent that 'Thriller' comment would of sold more albums.

Sounds to me like it fell flat on its face.

It's not about sales it's about the attention they get. The more obnoxious comments they make the more people talk about them and the more people watch the Hills and the more people buy their book. It's not about success rates it's about how many people they can get talking about them.

and Dean you have no proof of that and Michael if the best you can come up with is 'lmfao', then you are the one lacking in intelligence honey.

[MrGaryy]

It's bitchy & irerelevant in a thread about Heidi Montag.

...in which Britney was brought up.

[M X]

It's not about sales it's about the attention they get. The more obnoxious comments they make the more people talk about them and the more people watch the Hills and the more people buy their book. It's not about success rates it's about how many people they can get talking about them.

and Dean you have no proof of that and Michael if the best you can come up with is 'lmfao', then you are the one lacking in intelligence honey.

oh yeah, heidi and spencer don't care about sales because they didn't want to make their 2 million dollars back.

and i didn't 'come up' with lmfao, i actually though it was funny, honey.

[MrGaryy]

oh yeah, heidi and spencer don't care about sales because they didn't want to make their 2 million dollars back.

and i didn't 'come up' with lmfao, i actually though it was funny, honey.

firstly, that album quite clearly did not cost 2 million dollars and secondly, as if they need it back.

[Beastie]

I have not watched The Hills and I don't even know who this woman is :joker:

[Tom4784]

I have not watched The Hills and I don't even know who this woman is :joker:

'What' is probably a more apt word to use :laugh:

[M X]

...in which Britney was brought up.

..which was irrelevant.

[M X]

firstly, that album quite clearly did not cost 2 million dollars and secondly, as if they need it back.

you're probably right, because it sounds so cheap and **** etc

[Billy]

you're probably right, because it sounds so cheap and **** etc

LOL do you have any idea how immature etc you sound?

[Stu]

It's bitchy & irerelevant in a thread about Heidi Montag.
No it's not. They are both pop stars with simmilar sounding music.

Comparisons are entirely fair and valid.

[M X]

LOL do you have any idea how immature etc you sound?

Lol, but i actually do think it sounds cheap and ****. if i had brought up christina aguilera, it would be a whole different story. so britney has nothing to do with this.

[MrGaryy]

..which was irrelevant.

how the **** is a fair comparison in a debate irrelevant?

[M X]

how the **** is a fair comparison in a debate irrelevant?

it's your opinion that they are comparable, not fact. in my opinion, they can't be compared. Britney has talent, Heidi doesn't. Which is a fact.

[MrGaryy]

it's your opinion that they are comparable, not fact. in my opinion, they can't be compared. Britney has talent, Heidi doesn't. Which is a fact.

how on earth did you come to the conclusion that is a fact?

[M X]

how on earth did you come to the conclusion that is a fact?

Superficial + The Hills. & if she has any talent, she is hiding it very very very well.

[MrGaryy]

Superficial + The Hills. & if she has any talent, she is hiding it very very very well.

not unlike Britney of late.

[Damaris]

This is lol

[Tom]

I still have no idea who this non entity actually is, looks like I'm not alone and lmfao @ her bank balance if she spent that much for the sake of about £3000

[Scarlett.]

All I know is she is an epic fail xD

[MrGaryy]

All I know is she is an epic fail xD

yeah tell that to her bank account.

[Tom]

yeah tell that to her bank account.

The bank account shes wasted on epic proportions? She'll get back about 1% of that if shes lucky

[Vladimir]

Heidi and Spencer get $100.000 each per episode of The Hills. I wouldn't say she's a fail.

[Tom]

Heidi and Spencer get $100.000 each per episode of The Hills. I wouldn't say she's a fail.

Is that it?! Quick search on Wikipedia shows there have only been 90 episodes. thats $9k.

[InOne]

Do you mean £100k?

[Scarlett.]

yeah tell that to her bank account.Didnt I see a thread on this forum somewhere saying she spent $2m making this album? :conf: and it sold 700 copies...maths dictates that that is an EPIC fail

[Vladimir]

Do you mean £100k?

yup. lol.

[Tom]

yup. lol.

So $9m ...

then take off the $2m she chucked in the bin when she made the album

I would say thats quite a big failure to lose 20% of what you've earned in that way :joker:

[MrGaryy]

Do you mean £100k?

he does LOL. and it's actually been raised to 150k per episode this season iirc.

[InOne]

he does LOL. and it's actually been raised to 150k per episode this season iirc.

Ew.

[Scarlett.]

but she is still an undoubtable epic fail saying she lost well over 1.9 Million dollars because she thought people want to hear her "sing"

[Tom]

he does LOL. and it's actually been raised to 150k per episode this season iirc.

Looks like Heidi isn't the only one chucking away money on stuff noone wants

[MrGaryy]

Looks like Heidi isn't the only one chucking away money on stuff noone wants

that comment would be oh so relevant if The Hills wasnt one of MTV's highest rated show.

[InOne]

It seems yanks do have that culture where losers become famous and get **** loads of money for it. Talentless twats

[Tom]

that comment would be oh so relevant if The Hills wasnt one of MTV's highest rated show.

And your comment would be oh so relevant if MTV didn't have shite ratings anyway

[Scarlett.]

God I hate the Hills and anything like it

I'm suprised the scripts arent;
"ooooh I'm so rich, and sad, and alone" *has sex with a champagne bottle in her gold plated mansion*

[MrGaryy]

And your comment would be oh so relevant if MTV didn't have shite ratings anyway

it's one of America's highest viewed cable channels...

[GhettoSuperstar]

I feel sorry for her. That video of her being interviewed about her procedures is really disturbing.

[InOne]

I feel sorry for her. That video of her being interviewed about her procedures is really disturbing.

Link?

[Sophii3x]

Ouchh, that's so bad! I hate the girl but some of her music is just too catchy. My Parade <3

And the Hills is, well was amazing.. without Lauren it's nothing.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Link?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpUj1PKNGn0

The comparison around 3:51 is really quite shocking.

[Tom]

it's one of America's highest viewed cable channels...

Good comparison is the Katie/Peter shows on ITV2. They have a cult following. Its hardly the world eating out of their hands (as you put it). I doubt many people even know who she is, when I used to see her name thrown about on here I used to think it was Heidi from the Sugababes :blush2:

[MrGaryy]

Good comparison is the Katie/Peter shows on ITV2. They have a cult following. Its hardly the world eating out of their hands (as you put it). I doubt many people even know who she is, when I used to see her name thrown about on here I used to think it was Heidi from the Sugababes :blush2:

Thats a terrible comparison,The Hills has a very large following, especially when Lauren Conrad was at the ropes. Nothing cult about it. Anyway I literally can not bare another debate with you about yet another thing you know **** all about.

[Tom]

Thats a terrible comparison,The Hills has a very large following, especially when Lauren Conrad was at the ropes. Nothing cult about it. Anyway I literally can not bare another debate with you about yet another thing you know **** all about.

It has a large following for MTV. Thats the bit you're missing off. The reason I compared it to that was because it is most watched on a digital channel- so it has a cult following and not a mass following. If it was on a main channel and was doing well then your argument would probably have legs. But 2m people out of 300m Americans watch it.

[Billy]

Looks like Heidi isn't the only one chucking away money on stuff noone wants

How do you know nobody wants to see her on IAC? You didn't even know who she was an hour ago.

[M X]

not unlike Britney of late.

nope. Circus.

[MrGaryy]

nope. Circus.

yeah that album has really displayed how well the girl can work an autotune.

[ILoveTRW]

that comment would be oh so relevant if The Hills wasnt one of MTV's highest rated show.

actually the real world has higher ratings than the hills :thumbs:

[MrGaryy]

actually the real world has higher ratings than the hills :thumbs:

Yeah read my post correctly before you try to contradict me, sweetie.

[ILoveTRW]

still i has no where near the viewers that the real world had and still has

[Stu]

And ... ?

[ILoveTRW]

And ... ?

The real world is the greatest tv show ever.

[Stu]

In your opinion.

The point is nobody ever said The Hills had higher ratings than The Real World. Your just using this thread as another pointless excuse to wank it off.

How old are you?

[ILoveTRW]

In your opinion.

The point is nobody ever said The Hills had higher ratings than The Real World. Your just using this thread as another pointless excuse to wank it off.

How old are you?

18, how many times do i need to tell you

[Stu]

Sorry. I don't retain important information for too long. Especially when it's so easy to lazily assume now and then that you are 14.

[Fom]

This whole thread seems pretty pointless really... it sounds to me like you are all saying "Hey look at my poo, its well better than your poo." "No... my poo looks just like your poo, but my poo has been around for longer so therefore its a greater poo"

Either way guys... everyone in the argument... is just poo.

[ILoveTRW]

Sorry. I don't retain important information for too long. Especially when it's so easy to lazily assume now and then that you are 14.

you thought i was in my late 20s so ****

[Stu]

you thought i was in my late 20s so ****
Because I thought you said it once. And that you were lying.

Like I said, I don't retain important information for too long.

[ILoveTRW]

This whole thread seems pretty pointless really... it sounds to me like you are all saying "Hey look at my poo, its well better than your poo." "No... my poo looks just like your poo, but my poo has been around for longer so therefore its a greater poo"

Either way guys... everyone in the argument... is just poo.

are you calling bb poo :conf:

[ILoveTRW]

Because I thought you said it once. And that you were lying.

Like I said, I don't retain important information for too long.

good for you

[Fom]

are you calling bb poo :conf:

I am calling Heidi and Britney poo... but I'm not the biggest fan of BB anyway lol

[Billy]

This whole thread seems pretty pointless really... it sounds to me like you are all saying "Hey look at my poo, its well better than your poo." "No... my poo looks just like your poo, but my poo has been around for longer so therefore its a greater poo"

Either way guys... everyone in the argument... is just poo.

Okay so because you think everyone in the argument is "poo" we all have to agree? erm no.

[Fom]

Okay so because you think everyone in the argument is "poo" we all have to agree? erm no.

Did I say you had to agree?

[M X]

yeah that album has really displayed how well the girl can work an autotune.

yep, glad you think so :D