Jonas has more Bass in his Farts than his Music.

[Clockers]

I think Jonas calling himself Basshunter is a joke, have you heard the crap he dishes out? Then he squeezes the cheese and produces some Bass. If you are creating music that makes "Scooter" looks like R&B artist, then you should not call yourself Basshunter. Unofficially Jonas is Crapmaker.

[cupid stunt]

lol u got dat right pal

[Marten]

Well... if you manage to sell 4 million records of crappy music, you ought to have some talent...

[Stu]

Well... if you manage to sell 4 million records of crappy music, you ought to have some talent...
Popularity is no indication of talent. What a stupid argument.

[Clockers]

Well... if you manage to sell 4 million records of crappy music, you ought to have some talent...

You think all music is enjoyable for everyone individually? Ofcourse not, we all find certain tunes crap and his are crap.

Let's turn your question on it's head, if Jonas was really successful and music really popular, then why is Jonas in the big brother house?

[Stu]

Regardless of liking it or not, his music is cheap. That's a fact. His style of music is incredibly easy to create and requires little artistic talent. His tunes never deviate from the same predictable formula. He is an embarrasment to electronic music and I have yet to meet someone over the age of 18 who likes what he produces.

[Marten]

Popularity is no indication of talent. What a stupid argument.

You are talented, if you are good at what you are doing... and Jonas is good at selling records. What are you good at? Annoying people? Is that your talent?

[Stu]

You are talented, if you are good at what you are doing... and Jonas is good at selling records. What are you good at? Annoying people? Is that your talent?
Wrong. You are not talented just because you can sell records. Crazy Frog sold like crazy. Was that talent? Bob The Builder sold like crazy. Was that talent?

Why are you turning this into something about me? Why are you turning into an immature little brat just because I don't like Basshunter's music? Are my not allowed to hate it?

[30stone]

Jonas' music isn't too bad.

Used to really like it, still like a couple of them now.
Think you have to be in a certain mood, and like obviously chart dance music.

[Chantel]

Jonas' music isn't too bad.

Used to really like it, still like a couple of them now.
Think you have to be in a certain mood, and like obviously chart dance music.

His music is awful he has a really nice voice though

[Marten]

Wrong. You are not talented just because you can sell records. Crazy Frog sold like crazy. Was that talent? Bob The Builder sold like crazy. Was that talent?

Why are you turning this into something about me? Why are you turning into an immature little brat just because I don't like Basshunter's music?

If your goal is to sell records, not to make good music, then indeed you are talented if you sell 4 million records. There are lots of talented musicians, who obviously lack the talent to sell their music.

I don't like Basshunter's music either. I'm just asking you... what's your talent? What are you good at? Anything at all?

[Stu]

If your goal is to sell records, not to make good music, then indeed you are talented if you sell 4 million records. There are lots of talented musicians, who obviously lack the talent to sell their music.

I don't like Basshunter's music either. I'm just asking you... what's your talent? What are you good at? Anything at all?
Only Basshunter is the musician - not a marketer. Not a record label. He makes the music, the record label are in charge of advertising and promoting it. So you are wrong.

Why are you turning this into something about me? What's that got to do with it? What are your talents?

Don't be a prat.

[Zippy]

He knows he makes cheesey crap. He said as much to Dane tonight.

Sad when musicians(using the term lightly) are not proud of their own output. Very sad actually. He seems to be getting financially *****ed too.

[Clockers]

If your goal is to sell records, not to make good music, then indeed you are talented if you sell 4 million records. There are lots of talented musicians, who obviously lack the talent to sell their music.

I don't like Basshunter's music either. I'm just asking you... what's your talent? What are you good at? Anything at all?

There are loads of bands and singers but some are way more popular than others. I look at it like this, there are 4 million people that like crap music. Jonas music may have been hip during 2007 and 2008 but he not kept up with the times has he. His music would have been really appreciated when Aqua was at their peak.

This is something I just realised, Jonas probably thinks his own music is crap. Think about, he really hates his own tunes. His music is immature like he is, "self loathing there me thinks?"

I hope BB gives him some inspiration to come up with something a little more grown up.

[Marten]

Only Basshunter is the musician - not a marketer. Not a record label. He makes the music, the record label are in charge of advertising and promoting it. So you are wrong.

Why are you turning this into something about me? What's that got to do with it? What are your talents?

Don't be a prat.

Basshunter sold his first three records online on his own and then went straight to Warner Music. Thus he did in fact sell his own music and was good at it.

You claim that his music is "incredibly easy to create and requires little artistic talent". So I just assumed that you had something better to offer us all. After hearing Jonas' crappy music over and over, I was kind of expecting to hear one of your better tunes. Don't be shy!

[Stu]

Basshunter sold his first three records online on his own and then went straight to Warner Music. Thus he did in fact sell his own music and was good at it.

You claim that his music is "incredibly easy to create and requires little artistic talent". So I just assumed that you had something better to offer us all. After hearing Jonas' crappy music over and over, I was kind of expecting to hear one of your better tunes. Don't be shy!
So I need to be able to make great music and sell records or else I have to like Jonas?

Get a grip, you silly mong. Listen to yourself.

[30stone]

His music is awful he has a really nice voice though

See i like some of his beats.
Better than some things..

Still think people should listen to this, as he doesnt actually sing in it, and i like like it today..

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[Marten]

This is something I just realised, Jonas probably thinks his own music is crap. Think about, he really hates his own tunes. His music is immature like he is, "self loathing there me thinks?"

I hope BB gives him some inspiration to come up with something a little more grown up.

I hope he will grow up too. I think he has an ear for catchy melodies and could do better. He should concentrate on quality, rather than quantity.

[Chantel]

See i like some of his beats.
Better than some things..

Still think people should listen to this, as he doesnt actually sing in it, and i like like it today..

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I'd take his music over Justin Bieber but i still dont likey :p

[Marten]

So I need to be able to make great music and sell records or else I have to like Jonas?

No... but if you criticise someone for being without talent, you better expect your own talents and expertise to come under scrutiny.

[Stu]

No... but if you criticise someone for being without talent, you better expect your own talents and expertise to come under scrutiny.
Bollocks. I can say someone has no talent if I think they have no talent whenever I want, about whoever I wan't, and my talents have nothing to do with it.

And I think your Sweedish homebosy Basshunter has **** all talent.

[Chantel]

And I think your Sweedish homebosy Basshunter has **** all talent.

Its in his trousers :whistle:

[Marten]

Bollocks. I can say someone has no talent if I think they have no talent whenever I want, about whoever I wan't, and my talents have nothing to do with it.

Yes... and I can question your expertise on the subject as much as I like to.

[Stu]

Yes... and I can question your expertise on the subject as much as I like to.
The subject is me not liking Basshunter's music. End of story. I just can't stand the crap he comes out with and me and my talents have got nothing to do with it whatsoever. Sorry to dissapoint you.

Your not half biased, are you? Your only on this website to plug your homeboy. All these abstract arguments you are coming out with are due to your sheer childish inability to face up to the fact that I hate someone you like.

He is the Ikea of music. Cheap and bland.

[Shasown]

Whilst Jonas calls himself basshunter its has nothing to do with music, its not bass as in the bass tones sounds like ace, its bass as in the fish as in mass.

When he was 11 he was fishing with his mothers mother(thats the way so scandis differentiate grandparents) she was an old sea dog and took him sea fishing, he fell into the sea when she lost her balance while striking at a nibble. He fell into a school of ravenous sea bass who proceeded in a feeding frenzy to attack him consuming an eye, both ears and his two legs. The wounds were fatal.

On being released from hospital it was found he was now deaf as well as brain dead. However he now has a pathological hatred of certain species of fish and has vowed never to rest till all the sea bass and its relatives are extinct.

The fact he wrote and performed music was incidental but is now instrumental in providing him with sufficient money to continue what he now considers is his true vocation Bass Hunting.

[Stu]

That's possibly the best post I have ever read.

[Clockers]

Marten stop getting personal to Judas because he dislikes your countryman.

I think most English GoalKeepers are not talented enough to play for England, and I am a Goalie myself. I am not talented enough to play for England but neither are Green, James or Robinson and most people who are English would agree. Same difference to your argument, and this thread is about Jonas but it is unfair to prove your point by comparing his talent to someone who is not a musician. Chicaine, and Paul Van Dyk are world class and puts Bass to shame.

Joe Hart all the away.

[Marten]

Your not half biased, are you? Your only on this website to plug your homeboy. All these abstract arguments you are coming out with are due to your sheer childish inability to face up to the fact that I hate someone you like.

He is the Ikea of music. Cheap and bland.

Yes, of course I'm biased. I don't like his music at all, but I think he's cool in all his nerdness. I'm glad to see a true nerd enter the celebrity big brother house.

If you serious hate someone in the house, I suggest you go visit a doctor. You know, it's all just a game, not worth hating anyone for.

[Stu]

Who said I hated him for real? Stop getting so anal about terms. I hate his music. I don't genuinly hate the guy.

Jesus christ. Stop scraping the barrel for arguments.

[Marten]

Marten stop getting personal to Judas because he dislikes your countryman.

I think most English GoalKeepers are not talented enough to play for England, and I am a Goalie myself. I am not talented enough to play for England but neither are Green, James or Robinson and most people who are English would agree. Same difference to your argument, and this thread is about Jonas but it is unfair to prove your point by comparing his talent to someone who is not a musician. Chicaine, and Paul Van Dyk are world class and puts Bass to shame.

Joe Hart all the away.

If you claim that Jonas' music is "incredibly easy to create and requires little artistic talent", doesn't that imply that you know quite a great deal about the music and the making of music? If I want to watch a football match I expect the commentator to know what he's talking about, and if you claim you know more than the commentator you better expect to be scrutinised.

[Marten]

Who said I hated him for real? Stop getting so anal about terms. I hate his music. I don't genuinly hate the guy.

Jesus christ. Stop scraping the barrel for arguments.

Sorry... but you are the one calling me anal, silly, mong, brat, etc. Do you really expect me to just accept that? I have't said anything that nasty.

[Stu]

You don't need to be a recording artist to say someone's music is cheap and uncreative. Stop makng pointless comparisons.

And as it happens I do know the basic mechanics behind creating his style of tracks. He started out making cheap beats on FL Studio. Four kicks per bar. A clap or something of that nature on every second kick, hi hat's or something of that nature in between each kick, a generic, always same sounding low bassline, and a synth buzzsaw melody thrown over the top.

Always structured in the same pedantic way. Faster kicks before the chorus, so on, so on. Gatecrasher Trance circa 1997 - for kids.

He did not even create the arpeggiated melody on Now Your Gone, it was a preset that came with the software for christ sake.

I don't particularly care if I call you a brat because that's exactly what your acting like because of the simple fact that you can't respect the fact that people think his music sucks dick.

[Marten]

I don't particularly care if I call you a brat because that's exactly what your acting like because of the simple fact that you can't respect the fact that people think his music sucks dick.

I've said numerous times that I don't like his music at all. It's too simplistic and quite boring. It can be catchy, but still boring. Calling it electronic is just embarrassing. DM is electronic... Basshunter is not.

[BB_Eye]

All trance music is, without exception, terrible, so it's redundant to say Basshunter is a bad trance producer.

[Clockers]

This thread is off track, but would you think of Jonas music, do you think of Bass?

[Stu]

I've said numerous times that I don't like his music at all. It's too simplistic and quite boring. It can be catchy, but still boring. Calling it electronic is just embarrassing. DM is electronic... Basshunter is not.
It's still electronic music though. Electronic is a huge, huge genre that breaks into many other subgenres.

All trance music is, without exception, terrible, so it's redundant to say Basshunter is a bad trance producer.
Trance is a pretty big genre of electronic music. All the mainstream tripe is horrible but there is some great stuff under the ground if you dig for it. Lot's of tranceheads are just as embarrased about the likes of Basshunter and Tiesto as you or I.

[trasadkel]

Crap music or not Now youre gone still managed to stay at number 1 for 5 weeks. No mean feat in this day and age. He has said he has not had any time off in the last 5 years and is booked for the forseeable future. Whether you think his music is cheesy or not he is very successful at what he does and there are many that would like to be in his shoes.

Personally I don't like his music but as a person he has really surprised me. No pretences or boasting and bragging, a language barrier, fighting Tourettes, being dumped and conned by his manager and yet he has still been the most genuine, kind , down to earth person in there.

[Stu]

This thread is off track, but would you think of Jonas music, do you think of Bass?
I think of the Iranian bird from the videos :lovedup:.

That's another thing. The videos are all shite.

Here's Basshunter and his trendy, sexy mates out partying!

Here's Basshunter and his trendy, sexy mates at the beach!

Here's Basshunter and his trendy, sexy mates out playing in the snow!

Crap music or not Now youre gone still managed to stay at number 1 for 5 weeks. No mean feat in this day and age. He has said he has not had any time off in the last 5 years and is booked for the forseeable future. Whether you think his music is cheesy or not he is very successful at what he does and there are many that would like to be in his shoes.

Personally I don't like his music but as a person he has really surprised me. No pretences or boasting and bragging, a language barrier, fighting Tourettes, being dumped and conned by his manager and yet he has still been the most genuine, kind , down to earth person in there.
Absoloutely. I think he is quiet a good housemate and a decent bloke.

[Shasown]

This thread is off track, but would you think of Jonas music, do you think of Bass?

They are a great fish to eat, but quite hard to catch on a rod and line so Jonas has my respect in that aspect.

[BB_Eye]

Trance is a pretty big genre of electronic music. All the mainstream tripe is horrible but there is some great stuff under the ground if you dig for it. Lot's of tranceheads are just as embarrased about the likes of Basshunter and Tiesto as you or I.

I think I made what is called a sweeping generalisation :tongue:, but it seems appropriate from my experience. Even "respected" trance music from somebody like Robert Miles seems to rely on insipid tunes and is awash with all that syrupy reverb. I'm not going to pretend I have a lot of knowledge on the genre, because I've never felt compelled to explore it for these reasons.

[Marten]

I suppose you can listen to music for different reasons; dancing, relaxing, chilling and even shopping. Music can be considered good or bad depending on why you listen to it. I suppose Basshunter's music works alright on a dance floor, but that ought to be it.

[Stu]

I think I made what is called a sweeping generalisation :tongue:, but it seems appropriate from my experience. Even "respected" trance music from somebody like Robert Miles seems to rely on insipid tunes and is awash with all that syrupy reverb. I'm not going to pretend I have a lot of knowledge on the genre, because I've never felt compelled to explore it for these reasons.
Hehe. It's a confusing world, alright.

Believe it or not in some circles Robert Miles is not respected because he is simply good at what many consider a bad thing. That cliched, cheesey, repetetive style of mainstream anthem trance Dutch DJ's started to churn out en mass in the 90's due to it's ease of creation and floor filling abilities.

I usually listen to psytrance. This, for instance, is considered trance ...

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Probably not your thing at all, but it's a hell of a lot more inventive and different to mainstream cheese.

[BB_Eye]

Hehe. It's a confusing world, alright.

Believe it or not in some circles Robert Miles is not respected because he is simply good at what many consider a bad thing. That cliched, cheesey, repetetive style of mainstream anthem trance Dutch DJ's started to churn out en mass in the 90's due to it's ease of creation and floor filling abilities.

I usually listen to psytrance. This, for instance, is considered trance ...

Probably not your thing at all, but it's a hell of a lot more inventive and different to mainstream cheese.

Sounds very different to any trance I've heard. Quite similar to 90's techno in fact.

[Shasown]

Now we have done Bass to death, anyone want to talk about cod or haddock?