Housewife claims Jonas wrecked marriage!

[Beastie]

Warning: This article contains language and/or sexual references that younger readers are advised to avoid.


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A mother-of-three has claimed that her marriage is in ruins because of a secret romp that she had with Jonas just weeks before he entered CBB.

Laura Stokes, 26, reportedly said that she never thought she would see the Swedish DJ again until he appeared on the Channel 4 reality show to her 'horror'.

"I have something to admit," Stokes told her 28-year-old husband, according to The Sun. "The night I went to see Basshunter I slept with Jonas."

Stokes, who lives in Aberdeen, said she regrets the "drunken" incident and loves her husband, who has not spoken to her since her admission.

She claimed that Jonas used the same chat-up lines that he said to Katia, adding: "He didn't offer me a drink. He just pushed me on the bed, then it was clothes off - him on top. It was so horrible. He is well hung but he didn't know what to do with it. I'd never been unfaithful before."

Stokes added that Jonas has now ruined one of her favourite shows. "It made me cringe to see him because I love Big Brother. I just don't want him to win," she said.

source: digital spy

[Niamh.]

lol, sorry but how did Jonas wreck her marriage??? Didn't she do that all by herself???

[Beastie]

lol, sorry but how did Jonas wreck her marriage??? Didn't she do that all by herself???

Yes she did. Stupid cow.

[HBB1508]

I read this in the paper this morning - amazing how it all comes out just before the final of CBB - it won't put me off Jonas as she is an adult and well able to make her own decisions - if she loved her husband so much why even consider jumping into someone else's bed - if it's at all true that is. :nono:

[Shasown]

I was going to say Jonas did have a hand in it but apparently its closer to a foot, when erect.

[cupid stunt]

Warning: This article contains language and/or sexual references that younger readers are advised to avoid.


WENN
A mother-of-three has claimed that her marriage is in ruins because of a secret romp that she had with Jonas just weeks before he entered CBB.

Laura Stokes, 26, reportedly said that she never thought she would see the Swedish DJ again until he appeared on the Channel 4 reality show to her 'horror'.

"I have something to admit," Stokes told her 28-year-old husband, according to The Sun. "The night I went to see Basshunter I slept with Jonas."

Stokes, who lives in Aberdeen, said she regrets the "drunken" incident and loves her husband, who has not spoken to her since her admission.

She claimed that Jonas used the same chat-up lines that he said to Katia, adding: "He didn't offer me a drink. He just pushed me on the bed, then it was clothes off - him on top. It was so horrible. He is well hung but he didn't know what to do with it. I'd never been unfaithful before."

Stokes added that Jonas has now ruined one of her favourite shows. "It made me cringe to see him because I love Big Brother. I just don't want him to win," she said.

source: digital spy

lol i hate slags like tht what try blame every1 else expect themself i feel sorry 4 her kids wi a 'mother' like tht

[Beastie]

Yeah this story has not changed my opinion of Jonas. I would still like Jonas to come 2nd but don't mind if he wins :)

[Niamh.]

I was going to say Jonas did have a hand in it but apparently its closer to a foot, when erect.

haha:joker:

[Beastie]

lol i hate slags like tht what try blame every1 else expect themself i feel sorry 4 her kids wi a 'mother' like tht

Yep she is a stupid slag and selling this story for the money!

[Clockers]

Glad we are all in agreement, Jonas sis not wreck the marriage.

[shams79]

And if it was that horrible it didn't take her long to get to the hotel room and sell her story.....slut!

[supergirthuk]

Katie Price lives in Aberdeen?

[cupid stunt]

i bet that ***** bitch has a fanny as wide as da thames she shud get battered then chucked on the street the dirty ***** ho

[NettoSuperstar!]

i bet that ***** bitch has a fanny as wide as da thames she shud get battered then chucked on the street the dirty ***** ho

Lovely...seek help

[cupid stunt]

Lovely...seek help

wot u on about seek help netto boy if tht woz my wifey id bang her da fuk out

[NettoSuperstar!]

charmed

[NettoSuperstar!]

wot u on about seek help netto boy if tht woz my wifey id bang her da fuk out

Thats why you need help...domestic violence is not the answer:nono:

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charmed

so u reckon its ok 4 a mother of 3 kids 2 go shagging behind her husband back fair enuff if ur single shag who the fuk u want NOT WHEN UR MARRIED!

[Niamh.]

so u reckon its ok 4 a mother of 3 kids 2 go shagging behind her husband back fair enuff if ur single shag who the fuk u want NOT WHEN UR MARRIED!

She never said it was ok, she said domestic violence was not the answer!

[stickydatepudding]

A mother-of-three has claimed that her marriage is in ruins because of a secret romp that she had with Jonas just weeks before he entered CBB.


She's the idiot who told her husband. :confused:

[NettoSuperstar!]

so u reckon its ok 4 a mother of 3 kids 2 go shagging behind her husband back fair enuff if ur single shag who the fuk u want NOT WHEN UR MARRIED!

I reckon your disturbed for wanting to batter her

[NettoSuperstar!]

She's the idiot who told her husband. :confused:

Aye should have kept her gob shut the silly cow..shouldnt have been offerin it back stage either lol

[Marten]

How horrible not to offer her a drink before the exercise. I can understand why she's so upset and just had to tell her husband about the insult.

[Nemo123]

The tabloids are for semi-literate dopes.

[Stephanie]

:laugh2:

what a load of shite.

[Ghostinthehouse]

Warning: This article contains language and/or sexual references that younger readers are advised to avoid.


WENN
A mother-of-three has claimed that her marriage is in ruins because of a secret romp that she had with Jonas just weeks before he entered CBB.

Laura Stokes, 26, reportedly said that she never thought she would see the Swedish DJ again until he appeared on the Channel 4 reality show to her 'horror'.

"I have something to admit," Stokes told her 28-year-old husband, according to The Sun. "The night I went to see Basshunter I slept with Jonas."

Stokes, who lives in Aberdeen, said she regrets the "drunken" incident and loves her husband, who has not spoken to her since her admission.

She claimed that Jonas used the same chat-up lines that he said to Katia, adding: "He didn't offer me a drink. He just pushed me on the bed, then it was clothes off - him on top. It was so horrible. He is well hung but he didn't know what to do with it. I'd never been unfaithful before."

Stokes added that Jonas has now ruined one of her favourite shows. "It made me cringe to see him because I love Big Brother. I just don't want him to win," she said.

source: digital spy

A woman decided to cheat on her husband and that is the best story she could come up with to get him to forgive her. LOL.

I'm guessing you're a kid, because adults will just laugh at that post.

OOooooo Jonas has has sex with someone and she was married. LOL.

She was the one cheating - not Jonas - duh.

Grow up.

[Ghostinthehouse]

I read this in the paper this morning - amazing how it all comes out just before the final of CBB - it won't put me off Jonas as she is an adult and well able to make her own decisions - if she loved her husband so much why even consider jumping into someone else's bed - if it's at all true that is. :nono:

Exactly. End of.

[Stacey.]

shes an idiot. Jonas ftw! ;)

[WOMBAI]

lol, sorry but how did Jonas wreck her marriage??? Didn't she do that all by herself???

I agree! But exactly the same applies to Ronnie Wood, yet you were very anti-Katia for her part in that! Seems rather unfair!

[WOMBAI]

lol i hate slags like tht what try blame every1 else expect themself i feel sorry 4 her kids wi a 'mother' like tht

I hate slags like you! You don't like women very much do you? Is that because they don't like you? :joker: You are incredibly bitter and twisted! Have women let you down a lot! Shame, not!

[WOMBAI]

i bet that ***** bitch has a fanny as wide as da thames she shud get battered then chucked on the street the dirty ***** ho

You are pathetic! Take your caveman views and stick them where the sun don't shine! Bet you are a much bigger ho than her - big mouth, small dickie I bet!

[Jackie]

She has only herself to blame.

[WOMBAI]

wot u on about seek help netto boy if tht woz my wifey id bang her da fuk out

You hit women do you - COWARD! You seem to have mental health problems! Definitely you that should be seeking help - or locked up in a cell - for the safety of women!