Lots of people owe me an Apology!

[Clockers]

I wrote a thread 3 days into CBB that Alex would win and not only that I also mentioned that I put money on him. Alex was 18/1 outsider when I made my punt and now I am almost £1000 richer.

Below is link of that thread I wrote and on 7th Jan 2010, the writing is on the wall. There were a few replies of people critising me and basically thinking I do not my arsehole from my elbow when it comes to gambling. Reality check, I am proffessional poker player, I gamble for a living.

This summer if I pick a winner early on I recommend you listen!

Check the link and read the evidence for yourself.

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126735&highlight=clockers

[Claymores]

Buy us a pint rich effer!

[Jords]

Nice one!!!

[Claymores]

I only gamble evictions (BB) - lost count how much won but it paid the MG, holidays to Mauritius and £20,000 stash.

I cannot use Betfair anymore as that friggin Premium Charge - they want 20%

[billy123]

so you bet £55.56 thats a weird amount to bet :conf:

[Big_Kahuna]

good skills

[Big_Kahuna]

so you bet £55.56 thats a weird amount to bet :conf:

he / she said ALMOST a £1000

[Claymores]

I wrote a thread 3 days into CBB that Alex would win and not only that I also mentioned that I put money on him. Alex was 18/1 outsider when I made my punt and now I am almost £1000 richer.

Below is link of that thread I wrote and on 7th Jan 2010, the writing is on the wall. There were a few replies of people critising me and basically thinking I do not my arsehole from my elbow when it comes to gambling. Reality check, I am proffessional poker player, I gamble for a living.

This summer if I pick a winner early on I recommend you listen!

Check the link and read the evidence for yourself.

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126735&highlight=clockers

As a pro you should know picking winners is arsehole or 0 territory. You can make loads from evictions. Winner betting is for punters as yourself and happens once a series - evictions is way to go.

[billy123]

he / she said ALMOST a £1000£50 is a 900 quid win

[Clockers]

so you bet £55.56 thats a weird amount to bet :conf:

I bet £50 on 18/1 and I got my bet back aswell so I made £950.

I almost feel like I won big brother, man I feel good, plus I am few hundred pounds up tonight playing poker. It was worth missing the final and then having to watch it all on Youtube, I made sure I kept myself in the dark so I could watch it all unfold. So when I Alex won I thought, "hell yeah mother fukers", and I like a sad **** I could not wait to get on this forum and gloat.

Shame it has to be at a time when many people are asleep.

[Big_Kahuna]

£50 is a 900 quid win

That is good enough

[billy123]

I bet £50 on 18/1 and I got my bet back aswell so I made £950.

I almost feel like I won big brother, man I feel good, plus I am few hundred pounds up tonight playing poker. It was worth missing the final and then having to watch it all on Youtube, I made sure I kept myself in the dark so I could watch it all unfold. So when I Alex won I thought, "hell yeah mother fukers", and I like a sad **** I could not wait to get on this forum and gloat.

Shame it has to be at a time when many people are asleep.no you made 900 still well done though im yanking ya chain that is a cracking win

[Claymores]

I bet £50 on 18/1 and I got my bet back aswell so I made £950

Yoou call that pro - sweetie money - £2200 up on evictions kiddo - pah - you're full of ****

[Claymores]

Get a job pro cos betting sweetie money on winner ain't gonna pay the mortgage

[Clockers]

As a pro you should know picking winners is arsehole or 0 territory. You can make loads from evictions. Winner betting is for punters as yourself and happens once a series - evictions is way to go.

You make an excellent point, you understand I am satisfied betting for long shots with potential. It just how my thought process works. For instance Sisoq getting evicted over Ivana caught me by surprise. Even Nicola going before on Wednesday was semi shocking.

[Jords]

Claymores if I was up £900 I would feel pretty chuffed!

You did good Clockers. :thumbs:

[Clockers]

Get a job pro cos betting sweetie money on winner ain't gonna pay the mortgage

I play poker professionally, betting against on house odds like casinos and bookies is something I do irregularly but because I love BB I had to put my skills to the test.

Now I know you made more money, doing eviction betting but I still made the right choice for winner very early on in the show so please no hating.

Mutual respect would be better.

[Big_Kahuna]

Get a job pro cos betting sweetie money on winner ain't gonna pay the mortgage

who you got the win the superbowl?

[Claymores]

You make an excellent point, you understand I am satisfied betting for long shots with potential. It just how my thought process works. For instance Sisoq getting evicted over Ivana caught me by surprise. Even Nicola going before on Wednesday was semi shocking.

I apologise - I do exteme betting once I understand market - I get involved in BB sites so understand the market. I bet heavily on American Football too as I'm a bg fan and can fleece bookies In-play (banned already by Billy Hilly - oops)

That's my bag but I'm not a twat about it until you did a Vinnie

[Claymores]

I play poker professionally, betting against on house odds like casinos and bookies is something I do irregularly but because I love BB I had to put my skills to the test.

Now I know you made more money, doing eviction betting but I still made the right choice for winner very early on in the show so please no hating.
.

Oh sugar - I was lying honest.

Is me who moves the markets sometimes - don't need a competitor buying the eviction bets!. Some Bookies are a pisser - move a grand in and they take £12.50 of my bet - then rest in Cyberspace.

I know the trip limits on evictions all bookies now so that is my edge!

[Claymores]

I love poker on TV but not the nerve to do more - that is impressive Clockers

[Clockers]

who you got the win the superbowl?

Well I would probably be better telling you who would win the superbowl near the start of the season. Then again, I do not have a scooby about the NFL.

I study early form and make my analysis from there.

One thing people have to understand is never get emotionally attached, I chose Alex on his form, his form was good. He was humble to a degree, nice good, looking guy (girls love thst cos girl vote). He was in awe by some of people and what they do. He had elements of previous winner like Belos and ho Chantelle regarding not being a celeb around celebs. He became his own man in the house not a side arm of Jordan. We only ever knew the tabloid Alex, and BB shows more about people than any TV interview. How many times in CELEBRITY BB do the celebs go in Villians and come out Heros. Last year it was Ulrika Johnson and I so should have put money on her.

With odds being so low and Alex being friendly to everyone it seemed a decent punt. Pete BB7 was only ever sure fire winner from Day1 not many other housemates have been in recent series.

[Clockers]

I love poker on TV but not the nerve to do more - that is impressive Clockers

When I play poker I am happy playing mugs with big wallets and no talent. There are many good players out there but when you sit down at a table against a fat guy in krusty suit who looks like he gonna have a heart attack you know you gonna get paid.

I run poker games in pubs too, if you in London you should come to one of my games. I run low stakes poker for people on a budget, it my gift to society for interested players that do not want to go broke.

[Claymores]

who you got the win the superbowl?

I've had the Colts for ages. But not a biggie cos I'm a Viking (opposite Conference) my avitar changed when Vikings lost last wek.

Apologies to you for betting arguing with Clockers - we'd laugh it off but sorry for wasting posts.

[Clockers]

I've had the Colts for ages. But not a biggie cos I'm a Viking (opposite Conference) my avitar changed when Vikings lost.

Apologies to you for betting arguing with Clockers - we'd laugh it off but sorry for wasting posts.

No problems claymores

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/120/285506913_ce0c384d84.jpg

[Claymores]

No problems claymores

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/120/285506913_ce0c384d84.jpg
Never allow me to play you for more than matchsticks @ Texas! DESTROYED - lose all my matchsticks!!!! :hugesmile:

[Clockers]

I am hoping there are few members that are currently asleep eventually get to see that link and realise they have made a total prat of themselves for knowing jack****.

Especially a guy called Nova, I forgive Pixie cos she's a girl.

[Claymores]

Read private message fannybaws!

[Claymores]

Seems I didn't hit send to you - Cheers anyway to you

[fix]

I wrote a thread 3 days into CBB that Alex would win and not only that I also mentioned that I put money on him. Alex was 18/1 outsider when I made my punt and now I am almost £1000 richer.


Bah, get over it. Nobody cares but you. :wavey:

[Novo]

I am hoping there are few members that are currently asleep eventually get to see that link and realise they have made a total prat of themselves for knowing jack****.

Especially a guy called Nova, I forgive Pixie cos she's a girl.

If you mean me

I never even commented in that thread

[ange7]

someone's fav hm was going to win and at some point leading up to the final other posters would have said that their were mad.
congrats on the $$$ though.

[WOMBAI]

I wrote a thread 3 days into CBB that Alex would win and not only that I also mentioned that I put money on him. Alex was 18/1 outsider when I made my punt and now I am almost £1000 richer.

Below is link of that thread I wrote and on 7th Jan 2010, the writing is on the wall. There were a few replies of people critising me and basically thinking I do not my arsehole from my elbow when it comes to gambling. Reality check, I am proffessional poker player, I gamble for a living.

This summer if I pick a winner early on I recommend you listen!

Check the link and read the evidence for yourself.

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126735&highlight=clockers

Big deal! Bully for you!

[MarkWaldorf]

i put a bet on him BEFORE HE EVEN ENTERED THE HOUSE NOW IM RICH loool

[Stu]

Gambling has got nothing to do with Big Brother. It could have went any way. Alex could have ended up against Vinnie in the first week. Then what?

[Claymores]

Gambling has got nothing to do with Big Brother. It could have went any way. Alex could have ended up against Vinnie in the first week. Then what?

Sorry Judas - you're a mug if beleve that.

It s how gamblers fleece daft housewives out of the grocery money. Some of us get involved so actually tike it. I've never watched a whole episode of X factor or jungle as it bores the tits out of me but I still won £256 and £140 respectively.

You can do it just by the read on forums

[Stu]

Big Brother is a whole different game though because nobody knows whats going to happen. What if all housemates were nominated for eviction on launch night? Alex would have stood a huge chance of being evicted.

[Stacey.]

ooooh hardcore :D lmfao

[Claymores]

Big Brother is a whole different game though because nobody knows whats going to happen. What if all housemates were nominated for eviction on launch night? Alex would have stood a huge chance of being evicted.

Thats why I play only BB evictions and never bet on winner unlike Clockers. But I get involved hence why I think your a nice person and know the ones who aint. I'll miss BB and the banter more than the teenies who's Sov didn't win.

[Stu]

Thats why I play only BB evictions and never bet on winner unlike Clockers. But I get involved hence why I think your a nice person and know the ones who aint. I'll miss BB and the banter more than the teenies who's Sov didn't win.
Ahh evictions are fair enough.

[Claymores]

ooooh hardcore :D lmfao

Never watch that young girl - it'll corrupt your mind

[Claymores]

Ahh evictions are fair enough.

You can delete me as pal if wish - but I watch more than most FMs and can tell more than 95% of FMs - just cos a gambler doesn't make me a piece of crap

[Stacey.]

Never watch that young girl - it'll corrupt your mind

huh?
:conf:

[Dr.Gonzo]

This is the internet so why the ***** do you care about an apology - especially after winning all that money...?

[Clockers]

If you mean me

I never even commented in that thread

Yes you did Nova, check the link.

[Clockers]

This is the internet so why the ***** do you care about an apology - especially after winning all that money...?

Why not, there were some smug people who thought my early prediction was wrong, and thank god for that link cos those same "Know it All" members look like mugs.

All the haters say now is, "who cares" , or "so what".

[Patrick]

Owe you an apology?

Who the hell are you?

Just walk away you muppet. No one owes you anything.

[Claymores]

Why not, there were some smug people who thought my early prediction was wrong, and thank god for that link cos those same "Know it All" members look like mugs.

All the haters say now is, "who cares" , or "so what".

Go play poker my pal - forget the kiddies :thumbs:

[arista]

I wrote a thread 3 days into CBB that Alex would win and not only that I also mentioned that I put money on him. Alex was 18/1 outsider when I made my punt and now I am almost £1000 richer.

Below is link of that thread I wrote and on 7th Jan 2010, the writing is on the wall. There were a few replies of people critising me and basically thinking I do not my arsehole from my elbow when it comes to gambling. Reality check, I am proffessional poker player, I gamble for a living.

This summer if I pick a winner early on I recommend you listen!

Check the link and read the evidence for yourself.

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126735&highlight=clockers


You ain't the Only One
I knew Alex would win.

Many of us are Richer due to the Alex Win.

[Clockers]

Owe you an apology?

Who the hell are you?

Just walk away you muppet. No one owes you anything.

I am the man who got it right very early on and put his money where his mouth is. Whilst many members thought I did not know jack **** when it came to my prediction, those people who mocked and criticised me now have egg on their face.

I just thought I show the link so this community can see it all for themselves, just click the link below if you missed it.

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126735&highlight=clockers+betting

[arista]

Owe you an apology?

Who the hell are you?

Just walk away you muppet. No one owes you anything.


Pat
he is a Poster
not Muppet.



Life In The Fast Lane.

[Clockers]

You ain't the Only One
I knew Alex would win.

Many of us are Richer due to the Alex Win.

Well done Artisa, always nice to profit from something we love.

[Clockers]

Go play poker my pal - forget the kiddies :thumbs:

Thanks mate, I probably play poker again this Tuesday. Have you had any sleep Claymores, I just woke up?

[Claymores]

Thanks mate, I probably play poker again this Tuesday. Have you had any sleep Claymores, I just woke up?
2 hours.

Claymores rule 1.03 - never engage the kiddies in argument......it's just pointless!

Celtic were live on TV and a few shillings on it )I/m a daft Scottish Glasgow Celtic fan)

[Stephanie]

well done for your early prediction, glad you got some money from it :thumbs:

[Clockers]

2 hours.

Claymores rule 1.03 - never engage the kiddies in argument......it's just pointless!

Celtic were live on TV and a few shillings on it )I/m a daft Scottish Glasgow Celtic fan)

Yeah I woke up and saw the 1 nil win. Nice one:thumbs:

[Lemo]

i won £20 but that was a bet with my mum :D ahah

[Shasown]

i won £20 but that was a bet with my mum :D ahah

Hey dont knock it, I won a blowjob, but that wasnt with your mum or mine ;)

[Chantel]

hey dont knock it, i won a blowjob, but that wasnt with your mum or mine ;)

lol

[Alf]

i smell bulls**t

[Clockers]

i smell bulls**t

Ok explain yourself.

[MojoNixon]

Y o m

[Claymores]

Hey dont knock it, I won a blowjob, but that wasnt with your mum or mine ;)

From some of your posts obsessed with Janet's (I've been told not to call him Janice) foot............was it give some get some?

[Shasown]

From some of your posts obsessed with Janet's (I've been told not to call him Janice) foot............was it give some get some?

LOL strictly hetero here.

And stop calling her Janet, the name is J-anus

[fix]

You do realize you look like a ****** for opening this thread...

[RCW1945]

What an amazingly intelligent and skilful pair you are.
I am sat here in utter admiration.

[Clockers]

You do realize you look like a ****** for opening this thread...

Your opinion, but call me what you want I am almost a grand better off. Nothing retarded about that.

[Stu]

You can delete me as pal if wish - but I watch more than most FMs and can tell more than 95% of FMs - just cos a gambler doesn't make me a piece of crap
Woah, woah, woah slow down. I don't have a problem with you? :conf:

Why not, there were some smug people who thought my early prediction was wrong, and thank god for that link cos those same "Know it All" members look like mugs.

All the haters say now is, "who cares" , or "so what".
And now you look smugger. Well done.

Congratulations, luck was in your favour. Luck wouldn't have been in your favour if Alex was up against someone like Vinnie in the first week.

[RCW1945]

Judas,you are asking the wrong questions.
Ask him to spell out in equal detail each and every bet he has lost in the past year, if he can remember them. Selective memories are not restricted to CBB.

[Clockers]

Judas,you are asking the wrong questions.
Ask him to spell out in equal detail each and every bet he has lost in the past year, if he can remember them. Selective memories are not restricted to CBB.

Looking at the negatives, I only placed 1 bet this year and it came through. I do not do bookies, these are blue moon bettings. I prefer beating mugs and rich fools on the poker table.

[Claymores]

Judas,you are asking the wrong questions.
Ask him to spell out in equal detail each and every bet he has lost in the past year, if he can remember them. Selective memories are not restricted to CBB.

If you bet a lot that probably runs into 1000s of markets - can you remember when and where you were you last 2000 pees?. What gamblers do is look at net profit for any given period and the bookies sites/gambling exchanges enable you to do this.

But its all an elephant to your inappropriate poser - losing 30 consecutively can be wiped-out by the winning 31st. Alternatively, if an individual goes into heavy consistent net loss, they probably aren't on the net anymore as are living on the street.

[Claymores]

C'mon RCW detail time and place of your last 2000 pees.

[Clockers]

Woah, woah, woah slow down. I don't have a problem with you? :conf:


And now you look smugger. Well done.

Congratulations, luck was in your favour. Luck wouldn't have been in your favour if Alex was up against someone like Vinnie in the first week.

You make a good point, but there no luck in making a correct prediction. If you read my earlier posts on this thread you see what I did to make an assumption so early on.

Your right about Vinnie being invincible early on, but one thing I also knew was there were to many other housemates in the firing line who were going to be up and Alex was not one of them.

[RCW1945]

So you can't remember them?

[RCW1945]

Also I don't regale the world with great detail of my successful pees!

[Claymores]

So you can't remember them?

In an average soccer match that watching on TV and live trading, I probably have 50 or more separate transactions - I certainly can't remember even last week's ones - at the end of the game you see if even made a net profit on that match.

In general terms I know I've lost thousands on soccer as I'm crap at betting on it, but fortunately it is easy to more than recoup via BBs (playing against novelty housewife punters) and American Football (punters don't seem to have a clue about the game)

[Clockers]

So you can't remember them?

I cannot remember all the stakes I made, but I have not lost £1000 last year in betting, so I am up.

Well I bet on what I know and thats how I win. I bet on Horses during the Grand National, but I know nothing about Horses so I obviously lost. Even though my Horse came second, but thats not good enough. The Horse I betted on took equine products from a company I previously worked for, that was only reason I placed a wager. That's not clever reason for betting that was showing favouritism on my part.

This was the first time i made a wager on BB and apart from Hijack I have watched all the series. So I put my skill to the test and guess what, if you not a bias teeny bopper, fanboy ****, chav son of a bitch, single mother with 15 kids council trash "yeah innit" mother fuker, then you have the right mind set to make a bet on BB if you are a fan.

The name of that thread I wrote earlier this month was called "Independent betting analysis", cos only fuktards have affiliation with Z-listers and Wannabes.

[Alf]

sorry clockers
you was right and we were all wrong
well done

[Clockers]

sorry clockers
you was right and we were all wrong
well done

Now the Zedies have had there stint, it time for Wannabes this summer. It can be very hard to make a bet on people you don't know compared to celebs who we all have a brief idea about.

I shall keep you all posted, with my assumption.

[Claymores]

Also I don't regale the world with great detail of my successful pees!

I believe OP's point was that he had been told by many FMs he was a bellend for betting Alex (when nobody else was) - then putting 2 fingers back up at said FMs. I was just being a drunken arse on the other hand as I never usually talk about money I've ripped from BB!

[Clockers]

I believe OP's point was that he had been told by many FMs he was a bellend for betting Alex - then putting 2 fingers back up at said FMs. I was just being a drunken arse on the other hand as I never usually talk about money I've ripped from BB!

Oh yeah Claymores. To tell your haters and doubters they were wrong when I was right near enough from the beginning, it is a very satisfactory feeling.

I made my assumption when everyone still hated him.

Now the people who are in defence mode condemning me are clutching at straws.

[Claymores]

Now the Zedies have had there stint, it time for Wannabes this summer. It can be very hard to make a bet on people you don't know compared to celebs who we all have a brief idea about.

I shall keep you all posted, with my assumption.

Keep away from evictions you bugger - that's mine