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Joe.
30-01-2010, 11:42 AM
FOURTEEN HOUSEMATES, 93 DAYS, ONE WINNER.

THIS IS BIG BROTHER!



Any ideas for the line that kicks off the series?

BB11UK
31-01-2010, 02:26 AM
It might be the end of Big Brother, but it's the start of the series - and I hope you're all strapped in because it's going to be one hell of a ride!

1066gull
31-01-2010, 08:57 PM
I hope I will never know!!!!

Jack_
31-01-2010, 08:59 PM
"Channel Four can get ****ed, because we're going out with a cunting bang!!!"

BigBroFanHere
04-02-2010, 04:55 PM
You didn't think we would go quietly... Did you?

MusicMan
04-02-2010, 09:05 PM
"What a rollercoaster of a decade this has been, but the ride is far from over" or something along those lines I reckon :)

Captain.Remy
04-02-2010, 09:13 PM
'For the last 10 years it's been the same story: They backstab. You watch. They nominate. You evict. But this time, it's the last time you decide."

Captain.Remy
04-02-2010, 09:13 PM
'For the last 10 years it's been the same story: They backstab. You watch. They nominate. You evict. But this time, it's the last time you decide."

Braden
04-02-2010, 09:15 PM
'It's the end of an era but the start of something new!'

BB11UK
04-02-2010, 10:59 PM
Think you've seen it all? You haven't seen the half of it!
[Opening Credits]

Over the last decade we've had 10 series of Big Brother, seen 166 Housemates walk into there (points to house) - the most famous house in Britain!
Four girls and six boys have been crowned the winner after spending roughly 3months of being locked up in that house, away from the outside world.

[House tour]

We've had tears, tantrums, laughter, love, fun, friendships, bitching, betrayal, controversy and conspiracies. And do you know what?...I've loved every single second of it!

But all good things must come to an end, and so this year we must say farewell to Big Brother...Don't go reaching for the tissues just yet, or champagne for all you haters, as we have one final set of toys for Big Brother to play with....wanna meet the first one?

Tom
04-02-2010, 11:06 PM
"Big Brother isn't going quietly"

BBfanUSA
05-02-2010, 12:23 AM
"F### you Ofcom! We are going to have the most controversial season ever. In fact it will give ofcom a heart attack"

"Craig,Brian,Kate,Cameron,Nadia,Anthony,Pete,Brian, Rachel, and Sophie. It's time to start the journey to add the final person to that list"

Or

"Over 100 Housemates, over 700 days, ten winners. Are You ready to meet the last bunch?"

Beastie
07-02-2010, 02:50 PM
You didn't think we would go quietly... Did you?

This.

kjtnation
15-02-2010, 04:17 PM
Big Brother has been a hell of a ride for the past 10 years. But now it is coming to an end.

Stu
15-02-2010, 04:20 PM
See you on another channel ...

kjtnation
15-02-2010, 04:25 PM
**** **** **** ****

Patrick
15-02-2010, 04:26 PM
Big Brother has been a hell of a ride for the past 10 years. But now it is coming to an end.

How depressing.

Smithy
15-02-2010, 04:26 PM
Patrick thats a shite opening line

kjtnation
15-02-2010, 04:28 PM
How depressing.

Rubbish. I could do shty better

Stu
15-02-2010, 04:29 PM
Big Brother has been a hell of a ride for the past 10 years. But now it is coming to an end.
That's a terrible, terrible idea for an opening line.

Jack_
15-02-2010, 04:55 PM
"The producers have blown the budget on getting Jade Goody's corpse back into the house, and so I'm left without an opening line. Oh..."

Raph
15-02-2010, 04:57 PM
"Channel Four can get ****ed, because we're going out with a cunting bang!!!"

hahah perfect, Jack! (:

Firewire
15-02-2010, 05:02 PM
This isn't the end. This is only the beginning.