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*mazedsalv**
30-01-2010, 10:29 PM
So many great quotes!!!

TOT to Nicola- "Your fit, but you look like Bruce Forseith"

Alex to Vinnie- "I would never hit you, it would be like hitting my Dad"

Stephen- "Your a loooserr!"

Stephen- "The Jokes on You, HA HA HA HA... didum didumm"

Ivana- "I dont mind being called a *****, but i am no fool!"

"It izz vot it iz" :D

TOT- "and they couldnt get enough of your special sauce. Idiot!" "Now piss off"

Alex- "I, Alex Reid, am living proof that oxygen does exist"

Sov- "Do you wanna follow me into the toilet as well"
Dane- "You still talking?"
Sov- "Oh go play with your dick Dane!"
Dane- ".....huh?"

Steph- "Everything is like completely dope, and sick yeh"...
Stephen- "Word"

After Danes Task,. Stephen- "Did something grab you... he had a paranormal activity"

All the housemates- "So what else have we called Stephen?"
Nicola- "Ooo ohh, I called him a knob!" *raising hand proudly*

Vicky.
30-01-2010, 10:31 PM
Stephen did me last night :D

Stephanie
30-01-2010, 10:38 PM
tot - "you let it slip through you fingers, just like your career dane" :L

fix
30-01-2010, 10:43 PM
Sisqo - In yoh face Vinnie Jones! In yoh face!
Ivana - poopy doopy song

Smithy
30-01-2010, 10:49 PM
Heidi : Thank God For Abortion

Heidi : What a ****ing Dork

Heidi : They are just a pair of two dumb bitches

Patrick
30-01-2010, 10:53 PM
Sov: I will through this.. in the air.. and laugh!

Jonas: Im 25, Swedish and Love Farts!

Nicola: Knob!

Alex: Im Alex Reid.. Alex ****ing Reid!

Sov: Im Scared of Dresses.

Vinnie: I 'ate this geezer!


There were so many!

*mazedsalv**
30-01-2010, 11:09 PM
Vinnie- "Your so tight that you need to look under the bed to see if you have lost some sleep".... sorry but that was a great quote by Vinnie.

Stacey.
30-01-2010, 11:37 PM
Sov: go and play with your dick, man!
Jonas: too late, baby!
Jonas humping the floor!
Sov: why did you ever make this song?!
Sov: i could just throw this in the air and... laugh!
Sov: you can have it darling!
Sisqo: im a little bit taller when i stand on my wallet!

So many fab things have happened this year - loved it! :lovedup:

Stacey.
30-01-2010, 11:40 PM
Stephen: i just think its funny, that the jokes on you!
Alex: i am living proof there is oxygen!

Smithy
30-01-2010, 11:41 PM
Ivana: **** Happens

Stacey.
30-01-2010, 11:41 PM
Dane: youre just boring to look at!

Patrick
31-01-2010, 12:02 AM
Sov: go and play with your dick, man!
Jonas: too late, baby!



PMSL

Those two put together is so funny.

'Go play with your dick man' .. 'Too late baby' :joker:

Stacey.
31-01-2010, 12:08 AM
PMSL

Those two put together is so funny.

'Go play with your dick man' .. 'Too late baby' :joker:

:laugh2:

Stephanie
31-01-2010, 12:15 AM
:laugh2:

LaLaLand
31-01-2010, 12:19 AM
Alex: "I'd kill my son......................" (& the face he pulled)

Ivana (in her life-model attire): "This... this is embarrassing!" :P

biglover
31-01-2010, 12:23 AM
Jonas on being tall - "Its a whole other world up here"

biglover
31-01-2010, 12:24 AM
:laugh2:

What is TiBBs SICK obsession with Josef Fritzl, there is NOTHING funny about what happened regarding him.

Patrick
31-01-2010, 12:47 AM
Vinnie: Stephen, If Bull**** was music you'd be playing in a Brass Band son.

PMSL

Patrick
31-01-2010, 12:50 AM
What is TiBBs SICK obsession with Josef Fritzl, there is NOTHING funny about what happened regarding him.

:joker: Where'd that come from?

Patrick
31-01-2010, 01:18 AM
PMSL

Davina: So Alex what are you doing next?
Alex: Holiday then filming in India

Davina: So Stephen what are you doing next?
Stephen: Im doing a help for Heroes campainge

Davina: And Sov, what are you doing next?
Sov: I need to go to the toilet.


:joker: :joker:

Jack_
31-01-2010, 01:24 AM
My ****ing tea's gone cold now you stupid wankers...

...oh.

Tom
31-01-2010, 11:04 AM
Stephanie [about Sov]: Shes a despicable non entity

Sisqo: In your face Vinnie Jones, in your face

Stephen [to the devil on the front door]: Haha, you're a loser

Nicola [about Stephen]: I didn't call him a dick, I called him a knob though!

Ivana: You want us to wear this? and panty?

Stacey.
31-01-2010, 11:08 AM
Sov: i need the toliet!

Ninastar
31-01-2010, 11:10 AM
This isnt really a quote but Jonas and katia were on the bed with sov then pretended to hump jonas and he was screaming like a girl then katia said do it to me sov.
It was on live feed if anyone remembers

Stacey.
31-01-2010, 11:29 AM
This isnt really a quote but Jonas and katia were on the bed with sov then pretended to hump jonas and he was screaming like a girl then katia said do it to me sov.
It was on live feed if anyone remembers

i loved that :laugh3:
lmao, Katia cracked up!!!

Joe.
31-01-2010, 12:48 PM
Amazed at how this one isn't here!

Ivana- It is what it is!

Tom
31-01-2010, 02:01 PM
We can't forget the classic, as featured on TV Burp

Marcus Bentley: "Dane is in the garden using a blown up condom wrapped in a towel as a football"

MusicMan
31-01-2010, 03:38 PM
TOT to Alex: "I want you to kick the s*** out of the snowman" :)
Housemates discover Davina in the chicken outfit, Vinnie says: "Yeah I thought she was a bit heavy!"
Vinnie (after discovering his eviction): "Something must have happened, must have been something in the headlines to cause this!" (what a prat he is, seriously!)
I won't bother typing out the ones that have already been said, though a lot of them are also my favourites :D
What a great series this has been!

Barbie
31-01-2010, 03:47 PM
marcus bentley on the roundabout task thing *on a whim big brother decided to do this"

Stephen: He had a paranormal experience
Stephanie: I thought he had muscle cramp

Ivana when alex was tanning his jewels : "streaky"

*mazedsalv**
31-01-2010, 05:02 PM
marcus bentley on the roundabout task thing *on a whim big brother decided to do this"

Stephen: He had a paranormal experience
Stephanie: I thought he had muscle cramp

Ivana when alex was tanning his jewels : "streaky"

:D
"On a whim BB decided to do this" *Cue celebs being splashed by curry, fish guts for ages and spinning faster*... that was brilliant :joker:

Barbie
31-01-2010, 05:52 PM
that was hilarious when he said that