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Captain.Remy
31-01-2010, 05:13 PM
So last night I became aware that I had sex with a girl, a friend of mine on New Year's Eve.
Right, so I know I was drunk and I passed out at 2am (I almost ended up in hospital) but I still remember what I'm doing with my cock.

So that girl I don't know just got my name out of the hat. What she doesn't know is that my newly girlfriend (see thread about me needing advice a few weeks ago) has Facebook too so not only I had to tell my friend I had sex with her (she wasn't aware either) but I had to call my girl to tell her what's going on.

Later on, I got the explication from the bitch. She said "Oh sorry I got confused but how you say this on Facebook is out of context". That's it ? That's your excuse ?

Anyway, I hate rumours...about me obviously. :hugesmile:

Ps: It's not the first time it happened to me. 2 years ago, some random saw me holding a girl on my shoulders, taking her home from a nightclub so they assumed I had sex with her and cheated on my ex-girlfriend. Turned out it was my sister who did drink the hell out of her that night. FML.

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Tom
31-01-2010, 05:43 PM
Rumours about yourself are hilarious
30stone
31-01-2010, 05:58 PM
Its quite funny to hear about lol.

But id be pretty pissed if it was me aswell.
Captain.Remy
31-01-2010, 06:05 PM
Rumours about yourself are hilarious

Well, to a certain extent, it was funny. I wouldn't mind if I was single but I'm not and I'm in a complicated relationship so it doesn't help much. Hopefully my girlfriend fully understands and told me she'd better not cross the bitch lmao

But it's flattering in a way, you are the centre of attention of someone you don't know. Now tell me I'm not popular lol
Tom
31-01-2010, 06:14 PM
Well, to a certain extent, it was funny. I wouldn't mind if I was single but I'm not and I'm in a complicated relationship so it doesn't help much. Hopefully my girlfriend fully understands and told me she'd better not cross the bitch lmao

But it's flattering in a way, you are the centre of attention of someone you don't know. Now tell me I'm not popular lol

LOL I love it esp when its really far fetched. I'm a dad apparently, to a baby that doesn't exist by sleeping with a girl I never met on a night out that never happened.
Captain.Remy
31-01-2010, 06:21 PM
LOL I love it esp when its really far fetched. I'm a dad apparently, to a baby that doesn't exist by sleeping with a girl I never met on a night out that never happened.

I think having sex with my sister was probably the worst one lmao But still hilarious.

Oh and I used to be homeless too and I took cocaine on the roof of my car with a guy I don't even know. But that was a long time ago.
Stacey.
31-01-2010, 06:22 PM
Yeah - its funny to hear things about yourself!!
that arent true, and never would be! :laugh:
Its crazy though, like, some of the stuff people make up is insane!
:crazy:
SiaSiaSia
31-01-2010, 10:09 PM
If it's any consolation, you can have sex with me ANY time.
Arneldo
31-01-2010, 10:14 PM
If it's any consolation, you can have sex with me ANY time.



sluhh.



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Captain.Remy
01-02-2010, 04:40 AM
sluhh.



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Hey, I went down there before you. :wink::joker:
Captain.Remy
01-02-2010, 04:42 AM
If it's any consolation, you can have sex with me ANY time.

Oh definitely. You're way prettier than the girl I was supposed to have sex with. :hugesmile: What time ? 10pm tomorrow night ? Don't forget to bring the leather whip. :tongue:
Niamh.
01-02-2010, 09:34 AM
You big stud Remy!!