Chat up lines

[Siouxsie]

Anthonys was "Are those eyelashes real" in the house what is your chat up line or can you think of a good one ?

[Siouxsie]

come on you lads must have a chat up line

[lily.]

Do u polish ur underwear with Mr Sheen cuz I can see myself in ur pants!

[Siouxsie]

mine is i want to melt in your mouth not in your hands

[lily.]

OOOOOOooooooo... Saucy..

What about.. here's 10p.. now go and phone yer mama and tell her you're not coming home tonight!.. (doesn't work so good now that everyone has mobile phones!)

[Red Moon]

"You don't know me but I dreamt about you last night"

[Siouxsie]

nice one

[Siouxsie]

dont forget red moon im a dog scoooby doooby doooo

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by scooby
dont forget red moon I'm a dog scoooby doooby doooo

Don't believe that for 1 minute

[lily.]

ok, what about..

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

[Red Moon]

That one is a classic Stropz

[lily.]

Aye, I like it... I also like..

"well it's not going to s**k itself is it?" .. but that's only for the boys to use..

[Red Moon]

LOL

[Siouxsie]

how about your dady must have been a baker cos ya got a nice set of buns

[lily.]

lmao.. and lovin that pic!

[Red Moon]

Makes me think of you exercising Stropz... LOL

[lily.]

oh christ.. ur not far wrong..

today,, in the park.. i had double probs.. cuz i was wearin a vest top.. hence holdin onto my bewbs.. and i forgot to put a belt on my jeans, which are a bit big for me, so they were fallin down whilst i was runnin around the park like a nutter!

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Stropz
oh christ.. ur not far wrong..

today,, in the park.. i had double probs.. cuz i was wearin a vest top.. hence holdin onto my bewbs.. and i forgot to put a belt on my jeans, which are a bit big for me, so they were fallin down whilst i was runnin around the park like a nutter!

I'm moving North... LOL

[Siouxsie]

:elephant:haha

[lily.]

lmao.. my jeans were moving south!!!!!!!!!

[Red Moon]

Stropz..... you are wonderful..... LOL

[lily.]

I try my best ;-)

[Red Moon]

You do need to try ;-)

[Siouxsie]

great kid so so :bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:

[lily.]

*takes a bow*

*holds onto her jeans*

[Red Moon]

Just let them drop, you don't need them any more!

[Siouxsie]

hahah

[Red Moon]

Well you asked for chat up lines.... LOL

[Siouxsie]

If i could rearrange the alphabet id put U and I together :flower:

[lily.]

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!

[Red Moon]

Two excellent lines Stropz and scooby!

[lily.]

Mine are all crude! lol

[Siouxsie]

giving you some god ideas then ? :joker:

[ThaGazBoi]

That shirt is very becoming on you....and if I was on you, I would be cumming too!

[lily.]

lol... well done son!

[Siouxsie]

:thumbs:

[ThaGazBoi]

Lmao -Bows- thanks lol

[Siouxsie]

you can chat me up anytime lol:spin2::joker:

[lily.]

Careful Scoobs. lol

[Siouxsie]

:laugh:

[ThaGazBoi]

LOLOL, im 15 buttt horny

[Siouxsie]

:joker::love:nite all

[ThaGazBoi]

nite xx

[Siouxsie]

chat up lines ????

[lilmissnaughty]

Originally posted by gazzap999
That shirt is very becoming on you....and if I was on you, I would be cumming too!

LOL good one! :joker:

[abs]

u lot are crazy :bouncy:

[lilmissnaughty]

Is that a bad thing? :thumbs:

[Corkie]

yeah im in tv i own a tv repair store cross the road hahaha im so funny no dont leave i love you okay fine be like that i will talk too my angel helo preety angel you wanna drink

[Corkie]

:elephant:

[Siouxsie]

:joker:

[Kore]

man: are you a lesbian?
woman: no
man:will you sh*g me

:laugh::laugh:

[Siouxsie]

eeeeeeee