What would you like to play at your funeral?

[Shaun]

A bit morbid, but if you want a track played, what is it?

I'm thinking this:

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[Stacey.]

Jedward - No Matter What :)
lovely song, and by my favourite group :p - represents me!

[InOne]

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[Princess]

Nothing. I think songs at funerals just give the people at them crap memories whenever they hear that song in future.

[Chels]

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followed by

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[Captain.Remy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx3m4e45bTo

The sing which means everything to me.

[Vicky.]

I dont want a funeral. Why upset people more.

I want people to have a huge party. So some rave tune :p

The only way they could possibly be better is if they were under the rubble in Haiti.

:shocked:

But couldnt help a slight giggle at that shaun :D

Also, first person to make the "Staying Alive" or "Burn Baby Burn" (at a cremation) jokes will have to stay behind and write "I need a sense of humour" 500 times.

How about deeper underground?

Somehow this post has turned into a debate on the rights and wrongs of the death penalty, so I'm just going to return to the topic - are people entitled to retain their human rights once they commit a crime?

Depends on the crime.

You cant treat, say, a shoplifter, the same as you would treat a rapist.

More serious crimes, basically they should lose all their rights. And I definitely dont agree with this whole giving them new identities and that when they leave prison.

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Also, if we cant bring back the death penalty, life should MEAN life, not 8 years or whatever it is they serve.

I think a good thing would be to dump them all together on an island somewhere...let them get on with it. That way, it doesnt cost the tax payer, and we dont have blood on our hands :D Sorted.

Normally woke up by 1) kids shouting, 2) dog barking or 3) gav shouting at the kids/dog

Again, though...someone could be caught shoplifting, but they may be shoplifting to feed their family or something. What would happen then? Still the death penalty?

Sorry for using shoplifting all the time, its just the least serious crime I can think of :laugh:

If they need food then they need to seek help, not commit crimes...

Again though, lots of grey areas I guess.

Yeah...its not always that easy to get help though.

Plus, I think the death penalty for crimes such as that...and say fighting, or being drunk and disorderly, dont warrant the same punishment as serious assaults/murder etc.

Hello Mikel. Welcome back! I remember your avatar.

I noticed the avatar straight away too :)

I think any type of assault warrants a serious punishment really.

See, this is where the law fecks up.

I'l use an example of mine.

I was out one night, some girl jumped me for no reason, so i kicked the feck out of her. Next thing, IM locked up for the night, just because she was worse off then me.

I very nearly got done for assault...and she got nothing.

If you used more force than necessary to defend yourself, then you are guilty of assault.

Hang her!!

More force than necessary :laugh:

Well...sue me. Dont jump me in future...simples

This is what I hate, and I think the only way you'd stop this would be to not punish anyone without complete proof [witnesses, CCTV etc]. The person that attempts the assault, is the one to blame.

Well...you would think so.

But according to the law the person who 'wins' the fight seems to be the criminal. Or it seems that way anyway.

There were loads of witnesses who said I didnt start it...part of the reason I detest police.

PMSL be careful what you wish for Vicky, she may yet do that, and she will probably win. :wink:

I mean you have admitted just now how violent you are.

Well...she can sue me all she wants...she can have everything I have...all my debts :laugh:

Grant.

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Joined :D

Dont watch either

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oh yes

LOL :laugh:

Joined that one too...

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Though i slag it off a lot...avatar.

Beautiful film :)

Plus I havent seen any of the others :laugh:

What do you call a woman with two *****??



Jedwards mum

:laugh2:

So basically you're admitting that you're a paedophile? :laugh2:

Good god...not again :p

Any of the boring ones...rachel...maysoon...gos...dale...hira...they are the only boring ones I remember right now, no doubt I forgot loads...BECAUSE they were so boring...

Pissed off. The Den isn't being re-opened and apparently by creating "The Den (Part 2)" is exactly the same thing as The Den.

Urm, no it isn't. My question is what is the point in being on a forum, creating threads and if they get popular just get closed down in the long run?

i agree with you this is ****in crap. i wish i was banned for good from this ****ing thing but as i am not i just have to see what ****ing arseholes have to say.

[Shaun]

Also, first person to make the "Staying Alive" or "Burn Baby Burn" (at a cremation) jokes will have to stay behind and write "I need a sense of humour" 500 times.

[Smithy]

Id have a really emotional song, then a bit of a jokey song to lift the mood after that

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[Stephanie]

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maybe they could get dizzee to re record it and make it she's jus a rascal :] haha

[ILoveTRW]

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[Angus]

Bon Jovi - Living on a Prayer

[Stacey.]

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i love that song! :)

[Tom]

My funeral is going to be fun and not depressing. I don't want anyone to wear black or any of the other formal wear ... so naturally I want something that isn't depressing. Dunno what yet though :joker:

[Patrick]

Elbow - One Day Like This

The Temper Trap - Sweet Disposition

Red Light Company - Meccano

Chicane - Poppiholla


Because there my 4 Favourite songs and each of them would be nice for a funeral.. Meccano would be a little diffrent but I love it.

I love when Funerals have good songs playing and not sad old ones.

My friend Killed Himself last year, he was 13 and he got 'Now your gone' by Basshunter, playing at his funeral so it was somthing diffrent and its a good song.

[Patrick]

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maybe they could get dizzee to re record it and make it she's jus a rascal :] haha

I love that song :D

[Jayson]

To make people laff, the Benny Hill Theme.

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[Stacey.]

i also want people to wear different coloured clothes :p
To celebrate me life !

[Angus]

My funeral is going to be fun and not depressing. I don't want anyone to wear black or any of the other formal wear ... so naturally I want something that isn't depressing. Dunno what yet though :joker:

How about "Always look on the bright side of life" by Monty Python?:joker:

[Angus]

Elbow - One Day Like This

The Temper Trap - Sweet Disposition

Red Light Company - Meccano

Chicane - Poppiholla


Because there my 4 Favourite songs and each of them would be nice for a funeral.. Meccano would be a little diffrent but I love it.

I love when Funerals have good songs playing and not sad old ones.

My friend Killed Himself last year, he was 13 and he got 'Now your gone' by Basshunter, playing at his funeral so it was somthing diffrent and its a good song.


OMG that's tragic, poor kid. I can't imagine being so tired of life by age 13 that you'd kill yourself. It must have had a huge impact on you.

[Harry!]

Spice Girls - Goodbye
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[MeMyselfAndI]

One way ticket to hell and back
LMAO
Then followed by "I Got You" Leona Lewis

[Twilight]

IDK maybe
Avril Lavigne - Slipped Away
But maybe thats a bit to sad

[Captain.Remy]

I want my funeral to be ****ing depressing. I want everyone to claim how they miss me, because I would be ****ing upset if no one does. It must be raining or snowing too, feels more depressing.

[Shaun]

lmao I'm the same Remy - I don't like the idea of a happy funeral. I think I just like the idea of people being in hysterics over my loss :p But my choice is more happy than miserable...just seems a nice ending to a life really.

[MeMyselfAndI]

I'm afraid of waking up in a coffin in like 500 years ago when life returns or sumit..

[Jessica.]

I'm afraid of waking up in a coffin in like 500 years ago when life returns or sumit..

I just have one thing to say! You are a really special person!

[Jessica.]

I would like this song! It is from a DS game but it has a good meaning! (I almost cried the first time I listened to it when I finished the game)

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[Captain.Remy]

lmao I'm the same Remy - I don't like the idea of a happy funeral. I think I just like the idea of people being in hysterics over my loss :p But my choice is more happy than miserable...just seems a nice ending to a life really.

I want it to be mass hysteria just like it was for my grandma's. Now that was mental. Pretty much the whole Italian community from Marseilles and some people from Italy went, it was too big to handle so I rolled a joint with my cousin AND it was on my 18th Birthday lol (it wasn't funny at the time but now I laugh at how miserable my cousin and I were)

[MeMyselfAndI]

I just have one thing to say! You are a really spacial person!

What does spacial mean and what do u mean...

[MeMyselfAndI]

I would like this song! It is from a DS game but it has a good meaning! (I almost cried the first time I listened to it when I finished the game)

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sound bizarre + weird.

[Jessica.]

What does spacial mean and what do u mean...

Oops I meant special :laugh:
The puppy I am fostering was jumping on me while I was typing that!

[MeMyselfAndI]

Oops I meant special :laugh:
The puppy I am fostering was jumping on me while I was typing that!

why thankyou

[GhettoSuperstar]

Heidi Montag - Superficial.

[Simone.]

I remember a couple of years ago saying they would be "Chasing cars" by Snow Patrol and "How to save a life" by The Fray, both very depressing.

I'd also have "Flowers for a ghost" by Thriving Ivory.

[Alf]

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[Stacey.]

I want my funeral to be ****ing depressing. I want everyone to claim how they miss me, because I would be ****ing upset if no one does. It must be raining or snowing too, feels more depressing.

lol. i want it to rain at mine!!! :hugesmile:

[Stacey.]

I'm afraid of waking up in a coffin in like 500 years ago when life returns or sumit..

yeh, thats why i want to be cremated :)

[MeMyselfAndI]

yeh, thats why i want to be cremated :)

whats cremated?

[Stu]

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:wink:

Cremation, of course.

[Stephanie]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremation

[Jack_]

whats cremated?

Good God. Quit while you're ahead, kid.

[Dom:)]

Soon and very soon we are going to see the king (the song that was sung at michael jacksons memorial when they brought out his casket)

[Stacey.]

whats cremated?

like, your body is burnt.

[Simone.]

yeh, thats why i want to be cremated :)

lmao same.
Well I might be burried but I want to donate all my oragans, well the useful ones, so then I can't really wake up.

[Alf]

whats cremated?
by the smell of it, my yorkshire puddings

[Jack_]

by the smell of it, my yorkshire puddings

:joker:

[Stephanie]

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[Tom]

I want my funeral to be ****ing depressing. I want everyone to claim how they miss me, because I would be ****ing upset if no one does. It must be raining or snowing too, feels more depressing.

Snowing makes stuff fun!

[Tom]

lmao I'm the same Remy - I don't like the idea of a happy funeral. I think I just like the idea of people being in hysterics over my loss :p But my choice is more happy than miserable...just seems a nice ending to a life really.

I don't get how you can want people you love to cry over you and generally be upset. Even if they don't say it or show it, it doesn't mean they won't miss you. Its almost as though people that way have something to prove ...

[Patrick]

whats cremated?

:bored:

Burnt.

Im getting that done too, half my family have so its probley better.

Why would anyone want to be burried in a cold garden with a Stone on top of you where Rats and **** can eat your body?

Being Burnt is better as your family would get to keep you in their house, so its the way to go.

[King Gizzard]

Oh this thread wouldn't of been complete without a Patrick post lol

[Shaun]

I don't get how you can want people you love to cry over you and generally be upset. Even if they don't say it or show it, it doesn't mean they won't miss you. Its almost as though people that way have something to prove ...

True that :p

[MissKittyFantastico]

Guns n Roses - Knocking on Heaven's Door.

[Tom]

:bored:

Burnt.

Im getting that done too, half my family have so its probley better.

Why would anyone want to be burried in a cold garden with a Stone on top of you where Rats and **** can eat your body?

Being Burnt is better as your family would get to keep you in their house, so its the way to go.

Nah its all about being frozen. I'm getting frozen. And you're ashes will probably end up in a tip somewhere anyway.

[Stu]

This is the way to go if you have the cash :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_burial

Preferably accompanied by Also Sprach Zarathustra.

[Jen]

Delicate - Damian Rice

[Jessica.]

whats cremated?

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You have brightened my day!

[Shasown]

lmao same.
Well I might be burried but I want to donate all my oragans, well the useful ones, so then I can't really wake up.

IF death, a post mortem and decomposition dont stop you waking up do you reckon the shortage of organs would?

[Tom]

IF death, a post mortem and decomposition dont stop you waking up do you reckon the shortage of organs would?

Theres a disorder where people show the characteristics of a dead person for a long period of time ... and then wake up.

[\PJ/]

I want to be stuffed then displayed in a musem with a plack below me which reads

-A coventry god,through and through
we will miss you PJ 1991-2080-

[M X]

Lady Gaga - Fooled Me Again (Honest Eyes)
The Temper Trap - Sweet Disposition
Britney Spears - Unusual You
Britney Spears - Shadow
Britney Spears - Toxic

[sooty]

[/I]

I like this signature.

[CaraRawr]

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[setanta]

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Burnt.

Im getting that done too, half my family have so its probley better.

Why would anyone want to be burried in a cold garden with a Stone on top of you where Rats and **** can eat your body?

Being Burnt is better as your family would get to keep you in their house, so its the way to go.

Patrick, I don't think you fully realise the talent you possess. You can literally make me giggle at will with your posts. And no, I don't mean it to offend here - I honestly mean that your outlook makes me giggle in a real and charming way. Classic stuff.

[sooty]

Glenn Miller Begin The Beguine

Fleetwood Mac Albatross

[Maia]

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[LemonJam]

Self indulgent I know, but probably a classical piece I've written.

[lol]

I Won't See You Tonight Part 1 - Avenged Sevenfold

[\PJ/]

I want to be stuffed then displayed in a musem with a plack below me which reads

-A coventry god,through and through
we will miss you PJ 1991-2080-

:shocked:
:joker: