Gay Letch

[Dr.Gonzo]

That's what he's called, Gay Letch. That's what I call him... because he's gay and a letch. Makes sense, right? I hate Gay Letch. I work with him and he brings me presents like Cherry Coke, Haribo, bacon sandwiches, lattes, and lots of other things. My girlfriend calls them 'I love you' treats. Now don't get me wrong, free sh*t is good. Very good. But at what price? Am I a *****? He stares at me with his peepers. I can't wear my black jeans to work anymore because they show too much of my arse and my package. I can't even bend down to pick a pen up when he's about. You know, last month I was making a brew and he slapped my arse as I walked past... wtf? His eyes always sink to my cock area when he's talking to me. He was burning holes in my arse just a minute ago so I thought I'd come and vent.

I feel like a piece of meat! :nono:

Anyone have something similar happen??

[Enid]

All the time.

At least you don't have massive tits, I've just come to accept that all eyes will be drawn to them. But if I could use them to get cherry coke and haribo, I wouldn't be complaining.

[Dr.Gonzo]

I should enjoy the treats more because my arse has earned them, but I just can't! It really makes me feel filthy, knowing he probably goes home and gives himself a good ol' tug while thinking about me - eww!! ArGG :(

[Enid]

I should enjoy the treats more because my arse has earned them, but I just can't! It really makes me feel filthy, knowing he probably goes home and gives himself a good ol' tug while thinking about me - eww!! ArGG :(
No I enjoy that, haha. Although, on the other hand, I'd feel pretty disgusted if a woman was doing the same, especially is she was ugly and fat.

[Dr.Gonzo]

Yeh, this guy who wants to bUm me isn't even that nice - I can do much better! lol. I always seem to get gay guys after me - my missus nearly pissed her skinny jeans when we were shopping in topman and this big *****ing mohawk tw^t tried it on with me. I'm gonna get a sign that says: 'I ***** Woman - Lots!!'

[Enid]

Yeh, this guy who wants to bUm me isn't even that nice - I can do much better! lol. I always seem to get gay guys after me - my missus nearly pissed her skinny jeans when we were shopping in topman and this big *****ing mohawk tw^t tried it on with me. I'm gonna get a sign that says: 'I ***** Woman - Lots!!'
Are you a little bit camp, Gonzo? Maybe you just give off a bit of a gay vibe - LOL.

[King Gizzard]

Try it on until he gets you a nice brandspanking new car or something..lol

[zelda]

That's what he's called, Gay Letch. That's what I call him... because he's gay and a letch. Makes sense, right? I hate Gay Letch. I work with him and he brings me presents like Cherry Coke, Haribo, bacon sandwiches, lattes, and lots of other things. My girlfriend calls them 'I love you' treats. Now don't get me wrong, free sh*t is good. Very good. But at what price? Am I a *****? He stares at me with his peepers. I can't wear my black jeans to work anymore because they show too much of my arse and my package. I can't even bend down to pick a pen up when he's about. You know, last month I was making a brew and he slapped my arse as I walked past... wtf? His eyes always sink to my cock area when he's talking to me. He was burning holes in my arse just a minute ago so I thought I'd come and vent.

I feel like a piece of meat! :nono:

Anyone have something similar happen??

are you serious :hugesmile::hugesmile:

[Dr.Gonzo]

Are you a little bit camp, Gonzo? Maybe you just give off a bit of a gay vibe - LOL.

No, honestly I'm not. I'm comfortable with that kinda stuff so I wouldn't lie. My missus says it's because I have the best arse she's ever seen, but I can't see it so I don't know!

[Enid]

No, honestly I'm not. I'm comfortable with that kinda stuff so I wouldn't lie. My missus says it's because I have the best arse she's ever seen, but I can't see it so I don't know!
Pics or it didn't happen. :P

[Dr.Gonzo]

are you serious :hugesmile::hugesmile:

No I'm making it up to fill my homo quota this week. WTF? Yes I'm serious lol

[Dr.Gonzo]

Pics or it didn't happen. :P

I'll see if Letch has any for me to send.

[zelda]

No I'm making it up to fill my homo quota this week. WTF? Yes I'm serious lol

sorry its just the way you said it made me laugth have you tried saying to him it makes you uncomfortable

[Dr.Gonzo]

sorry its just the way you said it made me laugth have you tried saying to him it makes you uncomfortable

No need for sorry - I was havin a laugh with you. I told him to stop eyeing my cock, and he blushed and turned away. Ten minutes later he was eyeing my arse. I've told him plenty, and I went sick at him when he slapped my arse.

[zelda]

No need for sorry - I was havin a laugh with you. I told him to stop eyeing my cock, and he blushed and turned away. Ten minutes later he was eyeing my arse. I've told him plenty, and I went sick at him when he slapped my arse.

i dont know what to say then your doomed to be the desire of all gay men:hugesmile:

[Enid]

No need for sorry - I was havin a laugh with you. I told him to stop eyeing my cock, and he blushed and turned away. Ten minutes later he was eyeing my arse. I've told him plenty, and I went sick at him when he slapped my arse.
Hey, maybe you should stop wearing such tight clothing! I would not be able to help it either, especially if it's as good as your missus says!

[Shaun]

Well I'll take my ****ing haribo elsewhere then.

[Dr.Gonzo]

O well ***** you all!! I'm gonna take my gay icon arse and log the ***** off!

/lol

[\PJ/]

Perhaps report him sounds a bit much to me id watch out if your ever alone with him.

[xDramatick]

to be fair, it's not much different to a guy letching over a girl.
saying that, i don't think it's thaaat bad what he's doing, though i can see how you'd be uncomfortable.

[Enid]

Eyeing up someone you find attractive is fine, but it sounds like it is way too obvious when he does it.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Fantasy Island

I had a dream - there was a rainbow
Over the mountains
over the sea - just you and me.
We'll go walkin' together
watchin' the sunrise over the trees.
Fantasy Island - all we ever dreamed of
True love - holdin' us together
star shine - Fantasy Island

Oh
I wished that we could stay like this forever.
Fantasy Island - all we ever dreamed of . . .
People like me can always believe in love on an island -
Surrounded by sea had a dream of love never leaving
But I know the love can live in a dream.

Fantasy Island - all we ever dreamed of . . .
Fantasy Island - all we ever dreamed of . . .
Aha
that all seems like magic
oh
yeah
dreams can come true.
Fantasy Island - all we ever dreamed of . . .
Fantasy Island - all we ever dreamed of . . .
Fantasy Island - all we ever dreamed of . . .

[Jack_]

Is it because he's gay or because he's ugly that you feel uncomfortable?

[Crimson Dynamo]

All the time.

At least you don't have massive tits, I've just come to accept that all eyes will be drawn to them. But if I could use them to get cherry coke and haribo, I wouldn't be complaining.

i always get the hiccups when Enid talks about her breasticles

[Dr.Gonzo]

to be fair, it's not much different to a guy letching over a girl.
saying that, i don't think it's thaaat bad what he's doing, though i can see how you'd be uncomfortable.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not homophobic... I just don't like being a wank fantasy for some dude I work with.

[Dr.Gonzo]

Is it because he's gay or because he's ugly that you feel uncomfortable?

It's like Enid said: It's because it's so blatant.

[zelda]

Don't get me wrong, I'm not homophobic... I just don't like being a wank fantasy for some dude I work with.

have you tried reporting him to your bosses

[xDramatick]

Ah fair enough then, he should be more subtle about it LOL.

[Dr.Gonzo]

have you tried reporting him

I really don't want to be doing anything like that. I guess I'm gonna have to have a talk to him... if he can keep his eyes off my junk while I do it.

[Jack_]

It's like Enid said: It's because it's so blatant.

Hm, okay.

I think I'd be the same if it got to the point of stalking, though I'd be flattered if I found out someone (male or female) wanked over me.

[arista]

Hm, okay.

I think I'd be the same if it got to the point of stalking, though I'd be flattered if I found out someone (male or female) wanked over me.



Jack the Dirty Beast.



This would make a Late Night Series on Ch4.

[Enid]

i always get the hiccups when Enid talks about her breasticles
Never, ever say breasticles! Yuck!

I don't talk about 'em that much, do I? D:

[Dr.Gonzo]

Yeh, but you should talk about them more.

[InOne]

I wish Gonzo was my Dr. :(

[Dr.Gonzo]

What's up, sunshine?

[Enid]

I wish Gonzo was my Dr. :(
I wish he was my gynecologist.

[xDramatick]

Hm, okay.

I think I'd be the same if it got to the point of stalking, though I'd be flattered if I found out someone (male or female) wanked over me.

ah same!
today my mate asked this boy in the year below who'd he **** if he could have anyone in our college.. and he said me :/
it was flattering but slightly embarrassing that he'd said it.. in front of me. LOL

[Chels]

sounds like sexual harrasment

[Jack_]

ah same!
today my mate asked this boy in the year below who'd he **** if he could have anyone in our college.. and he said me :/
it was flattering but slightly embarrassing that he'd said it.. in front of me. LOL

Aw, right in front of you is a bit awkward...but that's still cute though :hugesmile:

[Dr.Gonzo]

sounds like sexual harrasment

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chels wins the thread!

[Chels]

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chels wins the thread!

lmfao, not sure if that was sarcasm or not but i'd report him.

[Enid]

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chels wins the thread!
Where's my consolation prize? :(

[Crimson Dynamo]

The good Dr Gonzo now regrets that fateful morning when he regaled the office with the latest gossip from Glee, episode 2..

[Crimson Dynamo]

Where's my consolation prize? :(

you get the, er, booby prize







:devil:

[zelda]

and mine

[Dr.Gonzo]

Where's my consolation prize? :(

Oooo, Enid, don't be discouraged. Tis in the post!

[arista]

sounds like sexual harrasment



Yes but he is a Man.

Men can handle it.


It's Women that get Legal.

[Crimson Dynamo]

radio 1 right now

glee mini-mix


COME ON

[BB_Eye]

Your experience is more or less the same as that of every gay man under the age of 25 who goes out on the scene.

[*mazedsalv**]

I wouldnt complain... make him continue, he might even by you a house or a car... haha :D

Seriously though, dont complain, but be sure not to be alone with this bloke, always have people around just in case you creeped out. LOL, the "I **** women" sign would be helpful if the same thing keeps happening.