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eye sea
09-02-2010, 10:35 AM
I went on that dating site Plenty of Fish, and did my profile. I then aired my details and waited to see what happened.

The first woman to contact me was 59 years old.:bawling: She had five kids and 7 grandchildren.

I said, 'I'm only 33, I'm looking for a younger woman. Thanks but no thanks.'

Thinking that was a one off I then received a series of mail from old grannies ranging from 48 to 68. What a sh** site, why don't these old grannies look for someone their own age?

If that wasn't bad enough, when I am on my profile page, there's a top line of "available ladies" - none of whom are under 45!:sleep:

What a **** site!

Niamh.
09-02-2010, 10:40 AM
aawww, poor you, you'll just have to go back to meeting girls the old fashioned way!!

Dr.Gonzo
09-02-2010, 10:57 AM
Think of all the experience her wrinkled arse will have though! Good God, man. Go and bazooka that varooka!

Crimson Dynamo
09-02-2010, 11:05 AM
i am amazed that a 33 year old kylie lookalike who likes beer, football and anal sex has not contacted you yet. what are these dating sites up to?

Fom
09-02-2010, 03:05 PM
My mum uses that website, she is like nearly 50 and is a grandma. Its probably true, although she has younger men contact her... which freaks her out, as she is actually looking for someone her own age.

arista
09-02-2010, 04:02 PM
My mum uses that website, she is like nearly 50 and is a grandma. Its probably true, although she has younger men contact her... which freaks her out, as she is actually looking for someone her own age.



Yes many Mummy boys want Older Woman
He could be younger than You Fom - that would Freak you out.

WOMBAI
09-02-2010, 04:17 PM
I went on that dating site Plenty of Fish, and did my profile. I then aired my details and waited to see what happened.

The first woman to contact me was 59 years old.:bawling: She had five kids and 7 grandchildren.

I said, 'I'm only 33, I'm looking for a younger woman. Thanks but no thanks.'

Thinking that was a one off I then received a series of mail from old grannies ranging from 48 to 68. What a sh** site, why don't these old grannies look for someone their own age?

If that wasn't bad enough, when I am on my profile page, there's a top line of "available ladies" - none of whom are under 45!:sleep:

What a **** site!

Good on them - why shouldn't older women have a toyboy - just as plenty of older men have a toygirl! :hugesmile: Sounds about fair to me! :hugesmile:

Crimson Dynamo
09-02-2010, 04:20 PM
yug

it would be like betamax dating a blueray

hennessy
09-02-2010, 04:40 PM
I'm sticking to my dazzling wit and my pharmaceutical grade Rohypnol

Crimson Dynamo
09-02-2010, 04:45 PM
I'm sticking to my dazzling wit and my pharmaceutical grade Rohypnol

who is the boy in your picture?

hennessy
09-02-2010, 04:47 PM
who is the boy in your picture?
lol nice try
That's the irrepressible supermodel Gemma Ward

arista
09-02-2010, 05:23 PM
Good on them - why shouldn't older women have a toyboy - just as plenty of older men have a toygirl! :hugesmile: Sounds about fair to me! :hugesmile:



Typical Feminist Viewpoint.

Crimson Dynamo
09-02-2010, 05:33 PM
lol nice try
That's the irrepressible supermodel Gemma Ward


i did not know that pre-pubescent boys could be supermodels. well i never.

arista
09-02-2010, 05:36 PM
There is a Yank Feminist on the AT show ITV1 right now.

Crimson Dynamo
09-02-2010, 05:41 PM
There is a Yank Feminist on the AT show ITV1 right now.

ugly?

Patrick
09-02-2010, 05:42 PM
PMSL My Dad was on this site and dated like 4 Girls (that I know off) from it.

There all *****s though and the longest he stayed with one of them was about 3 Months.
Dating Sites suck.

WOMBAI
09-02-2010, 05:44 PM
Typical Feminist Viewpoint.

Yes - and a logical one! Can you give a logical reason why not?

pinkmichk
09-02-2010, 05:50 PM
i'm on plenty of fish but its the opposite for me i'm 26 but get 18 year olds messaging me
have been on a few dates with blokes same age as me off there and one of my friends met her bloke on there 3 years ago they are now engaged so dont give it up completely

Crimson Dynamo
09-02-2010, 05:54 PM
i don t think i would like to date any female from a dating site that had plenty of fish in their title

hennessy
09-02-2010, 06:45 PM
I reckon there's a fair few who smell like plenty of fish