Relationship Advice?

[Patrick]

Hey People,
This is really annoying for me to ask but here goes..

Theres this girl called Cara, in my form class at school.
Since last year I started really liking her.
I think shes fit, and no one else does basically.
I talk to her 2 Sisters alot, and have a laugh with them (Shes a triplet) but im too shy to have a full on conversation with her.
She didnt know I liked her that much, until the end of last year when these prats from class told her and her sisters I fancied her.
Now our whole class knows, she and me both get like made fun of because of it, and I think thats why shes really annoyed with me as everytime I do try to talk to her she gives me a dirty look or would answer back in an angry tone.
Before everyone started making fun of her about me liking her, she use to like me.
I always try and talk to her outside and sometimes.. very rarely, she would speak back to me but then I get nervous and just like quickly end the conversation, I also have this problem of acting like a dick head in front of her and her sisters if im with my mates.
I hate it, I dont even realise im not being myself until after I walk away then I realise she probley hated the way I acted in front of everyone.
Sometimes I make her laugh when I say things, but then when other people see her talking to me or laughing with me, they laugh at her and then she wouldnt talk to me.

I really like her, and this has been like 2 Years I've knowen her and nothing has happened yet, I think she thinks I only want her just because I think shes fit, but like thats not the only reason.. its for personality and all that.
I would love to just get her by herself and tell her that im not usually a prat the way I act infront of my friends, and that I like her alot.
But shes always with her sisters and acts shy when their there.

I really want to know if she still likes me the way she use to, but I cant ask her.

I know you lot on here are abit older than me, So I was just wondering if any of you could give me advice on how to let her know I like her, or somthing like that?

Thanks Guys.

[InOne]

Women are crazy. That is all you need to know lol

[Ninastar]

go for a guy. They are better! <3

[Patrick]

go for a guy. They are better! <3

No thanks.

[30stone]

go for a guy. They are better! <3

Don't be silly.


Just ask her out cinema or something..
Make sure your speaking on good terms first obviously, if you talk to her and she ignores you, then the answer will most likely be a no.

But just talk to her more try to not act like a dick infront of her (i done that when i was your age its not surprising), make sure you are on friendly good terms, then ask her whenever you feel its a good time to, Maybe if one of your friends with one of hers then see if you all could go out somewhere..

Its better than telling her you like her.

[Alf]

give her a rose on valentines day and ask if she wants to go on a date, take her to the cinema or bowling or ice skating or for something to eat or what ever it is you young uns do nowadays.

he who hesitates, masterbates

[Jessica.]

If she has bebo or facebook or something you could send her a private message idk that is all I can think of if it is impossible to get her on her own.

[Jack_]

Well I'm no relationship expert, but I'd suggest offering her a trip out but in a 'friends' sort of way. To the cinema etc, somewhere like that. She could invite some of her friends or you could invite some of yours (but that might make it awkward, idk). Then I'd do that a couple of times if she agrees to it, and then at some point find a time alone together, and try your best to explain how you feel.

The idea is really to try and get them to like you. Jumping in and saying 'OMG I LUV U!!!!11' is not a great idea if they don't like you back. Let her get to know you and understand what you're about, you never know, she may end up falling for you.

[MissKittyFantastico]

Just be brave, take the plunge, get her on her own and ask her out.

Ask to speak to her on her own for five minutes or something, and then just ask her if she wants to go do something with you at the weekend or when it suits you both, then you'll have some time away from school and other idiots together and see how it goes. If she says no then you know where you stand but if she says yes ...you got nothing to lose Patrick!

[Novo]

Patrick

No one else's advice will safe you here

Only your heart and Mind can lead you to true greatness

[Patrick]

Really good replies guys.
Thank You all

[Arneldo]

http://i48.tinypic.com/ff4rvr.jpg

[Firewire]

I'm not one to ask at ALL.

But I agree with Ben and Jack. You should try that.

[30stone]

he who hesitates, masterbates

LOL!

And remember, Treat her mean, keep her Keen.

[hennessy]

learn to smoke
smoking is cool
ergo
more handjobs than one kid could handle

[Crimson Dynamo]

a faint heart NEVER won a fair maiden

you are the GUY

go and speak to her. tell her how you feel. face rejection and be a MAN

if she bins you - you walk tall for trying and grow as a man

if she reciprocates then you are quids in and grow as a man


carpe diem

[ILoveTRW]

flash your cock at her

[Jack_]

flash your cock at her

:joker:

'IT'S NOT GOING TO SUCK ITSELF, IS IT?'

[ILoveTRW]

:joker:

'IT'S NOT GOING TO SUCK ITSELF, IS IT?'

:joker:

[Stacey.]

Go for it :)
if you really like her, and she likes you back... it will work.
try at any possible time to get her on her own,
and your heart will tell you if its meant to be! :)

[Crimson Dynamo]

:joker:

'IT'S NOT GOING TO SUCK ITSELF, IS IT?'

neck yoga is your friend there

[Firewire]

:joker:

'IT'S NOT GOING TO SUCK ITSELF, IS IT?'

rofl.

[Crimson Dynamo]

you could use the force

ie force her into the back of a transit with a sack over her head

[Claymores]

Shes a triplet

Ask all 3 out - one in three chance kiddo!

[Jack_]

you could use the force

ie force her into the back of a transit with a sack over her head

:joker:

[arista]

http://i48.tinypic.com/ff4rvr.jpg


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rohypnol


What are you trying to say Arneldo
Date Rape?

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rohypnol


What are you trying to say Arneldo
Date Rape?

Sherlock

is it you?

[30stone]

Ask all 3 out - one in three chance kiddo!

LOL Good advice

[hennessy]

try hypnosis
hypnotise yourself into being a rapist
lol
just kidding
try the smoking advise

[WOMBAI]

Hey People,
This is really annoying for me to ask but here goes..

Theres this girl called Cara, in my form class at school.
Since last year I started really liking her.
I think shes fit, and no one else does basically.
I talk to her 2 Sisters alot, and have a laugh with them (Shes a triplet) but im too shy to have a full on conversation with her.
She didnt know I liked her that much, until the end of last year when these prats from class told her and her sisters I fancied her.
Now our whole class knows, she and me both get like made fun of because of it, and I think thats why shes really annoyed with me as everytime I do try to talk to her she gives me a dirty look or would answer back in an angry tone.
Before everyone started making fun of her about me liking her, she use to like me.
I always try and talk to her outside and sometimes.. very rarely, she would speak back to me but then I get nervous and just like quickly end the conversation, I also have this problem of acting like a dick head in front of her and her sisters if im with my mates.
I hate it, I dont even realise im not being myself until after I walk away then I realise she probley hated the way I acted in front of everyone.
Sometimes I make her laugh when I say things, but then when other people see her talking to me or laughing with me, they laugh at her and then she wouldnt talk to me.

I really like her, and this has been like 2 Years I've knowen her and nothing has happened yet, I think she thinks I only want her just because I think shes fit, but like thats not the only reason.. its for personality and all that.
I would love to just get her by herself and tell her that im not usually a prat the way I act infront of my friends, and that I like her alot.
But shes always with her sisters and acts shy when their there.

I really want to know if she still likes me the way she use to, but I cant ask her.

I know you lot on here are abit older than me, So I was just wondering if any of you could give me advice on how to let her know I like her, or somthing like that?

Thanks Guys.

Well I have to say Patrick that if she ever comes on this site and discovers, if she doesn't already know, what sexist views you have towards the fairer sex - and if she has any sense - you don't stand a hope in hell's chance of gaining her interest!

Sorry, but true! Be a bit more, or should I say, a lot more, open-minded - who knows - you might, just MIGHT, stand a chance! :hugesmile:

[Jack_]

Well I have to say Patrick that if she ever comes on this site and discovers, if she doesn't already know, what sexist views you have towards the fairer sex - and if she has any sense - you don't stand a hope in hell's chance of gaining her interest!

Sorry, but true! Be a bit more, or should I say, a lot more, open-minded - who knows - you might, just MIGHT, stand a chance! :hugesmile:

Nice to see you're taking age and feelings into consideration here :rolleyes:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Well I have to say Patrick that if she ever comes on this site and discovers, if she doesn't already know, what sexist views you have towards the fairer sex - and if she has any sense - you don't stand a hope in hell's chance of gaining her interest!

Sorry, but true! Be a bit more, or should I say, a lot more, open-minded - who knows - you might, just MIGHT, stand a chance! :hugesmile:

"the fairer sex"?

sexist

[Stu]

Make a video of yourself sucking the bollocks off a dog and mail it to her.

[Patrick]

Well I have to say Patrick that if she ever comes on this site and discovers, if she doesn't already know, what sexist views you have towards the fairer sex - and if she has any sense - you don't stand a hope in hell's chance of gaining her interest!



What do you mean? :shocked:

[hennessy]

make her feel like a women and give her your laundry

wombai

[Stephanie]

wombai :bored:

pretty much all i would advice you to do patrick has already been said, so just take it all on board, be confident and go get your girl :L

[hennessy]

wombai :bored:

pretty much all i would advice you to do patrick has already been said, so just take it all on board, be confident and go get your girl :L
it helps if you drink a lot of alcohol before hand

[WOMBAI]

What do you mean? :shocked:

You always seem to be calling girls/women *****s - not very nice - and most are not impressed by that!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Make a video of yourself sucking the bollocks off a dog and mail it to her.

you got lucky once, yes. it may not be the same for someone else.

[Claymores]

Make a video of yourself sucking the bollocks off a dog and mail it to her.

I was gonna say send her a valentines card - but I'm old and 21st century must have moved on.

[Patrick]

You are always seem to be calling girls/women *****s - not very nice - and most are not impressed by that!

Not really.

I hardly ever use that word, and when I do I use it because I know for a fact they are.

Yes I have used that word in the past when refering to Housemates but I dont do that anymore because a member told me that I dont know them personally, you get me?

[Stephanie]

it helps if you drink a lot of alcohol before hand
it does indeed :joker:

[Jack_]

What do you mean? :shocked:

Over your head, dude. Completely inappropriate time for someone to say something like that.

Oh, and WOMBAI, young girls call other girls slags/*****s every single day, infact, far more than young guys do.

[hennessy]

I was gonna say send her a valentines card - but I'm old and 21st century must have moved on.
maybe happy slap i love you cara on the face on a 1st year?

[setanta]

Well, stop acting like a prat when in front of her and her sisters might be a good start. Don't involve yourself in that carry on or if you're in the group while they're at it give her knowing looks or smiles.... like you think you're friends are being douches or something. Even go up to her afterwards and apologize over the things that are being said.... always a good way to form a connection with her. Girls like that kind of thing.

[Jack_]

Well, stop acting like a prat when in front of her and her sisters might be a good start. Don't involve yourself in that carry on or if you're in the group while they're at it give her knowing looks or smiles.... like you think you're friends are being douches or something. Even go up to her afterwards and apologize over the things that are being said.... always a good way to form a connection with her. Girls like that kind of thing.

Yeah, this is very good advice, Patrick :thumbs:

[Stu]

you got lucky once, yes. it may not be the same for someone else.
Hey at least it's not in my creed to only be allowed get lucky once.

[Crimson Dynamo]

dating a triplet brings a lot of challenges



like how to ace the other 2 without being caught

[Claymores]

Well, stop acting like a prat when in front of her and her sisters might be a good start. Don't involve yourself in that carry on or if you're in the group while they're at it give her knowing looks or smiles.... like you think you're friends are being douches or something. Even go up to her afterwards and apologize over the things that are being said.... always a good way to form a connection with her. Girls like that kind of thing.


awwww - setanta s givng serous answer - would say send her a Valentines card with hint who you are. If she receives a few and not interested then you know where you stand (not giving silly answer this tine)

[Claymores]

dating a triplet brings a lot of challenges



like how to ace the other 2 without being caught

maybe the other 2 are boys

[WOMBAI]

Nice to see you're taking age and feelings into consideration here :rolleyes:

Like you do you mean!:joker:

[30stone]

You always seem to be calling girls/women *****s - not very nice - and most are not impressed by that!

Yeah because hes going to be like that to a girl he likes to her face. lol.
"Oi *****, wanna go out with me?"

Well, stop acting like a prat when in front of her and her sisters might be a good start. Don't involve yourself in that carry on or if you're in the group while they're at it give her knowing looks or smiles.... like you think you're friends are being douches or something. Even go up to her afterwards and apologize over the things that are being said.... always a good way to form a connection with her. Girls like that kind of thing.

I agree with the second bit, but the first bit easier said than done, when your young you often act different when your friends are around.

[Jack_]

Like you do you mean!:joker:

Yeah, when it comes to relationships I do. Time and a place, love.

[WOMBAI]

Yeah, when it comes to relationships I do. Time and a place, love.

If you say so, love! :joker:

[Jack_]

If you say so, love! :joker:

Aw, you agree with me. Bless you :love:

[WOMBAI]

Aw, you agree with me. Bless you :love:

Don't I always! :hugesmile: Bless you for caring darling! :hugesmile:

[Jack_]

Don't I always! :hugesmile: Bless you for caring darling! :hugesmile:

Bless :love:

[setanta]

awwww - setanta s givng serous answer - would say send her a Valentines card with hint who you are. If she receives a few and not interested then you know where you stand (not giving silly answer this tine)

Aww, me backside: I'm giving him pearls here.

[setanta]

I agree with the second bit, but the first bit easier said than done, when your young you often act different when your friends are around.

Doesn't have to be anything obvious that'll draw attention to himself. Just if their eyes meet he can make a face or raise his eyes. Anything to get in her good books.

[hennessy]

guys I think we're losing sight of the fact we're trying to get patrick up to his nuts in guts

[InOne]

Watch some gangster movies, turn on some fake charm, wine and dine her.

[Alf]

up to his nuts in guts
thats a finchy line

[Claymores]

Doesn't have to be anything obvious that'll draw attention to himself. Just if their eyes meet he can make a face or raise his eyes. Anything to get in her good books.

When I was a kid - Valentines from unknown lasses used to throw me. This is reason I said with small hint Boys are not incredibly thoughtful as you'll know setanta so it's probably a surefire winner. I femember being this age!

[setanta]

When I was a kid - Valentines from unknown lasses used to throw me. This is reason I said with small hint Boys are not incredibly thoughtful as you'll know setanta so it's probably a surefire winner. I femember being this age!

Ah yeah, but the small hint would be in his actions and apology, don't you think?

[Claymores]

Watch some gangster movies, turn on some fake charm, wine and dine her.

@ 14 thad'd be illegal what you're suggesting - are you Gary Glitter and I claim the £5 prize for spotting?

[InOne]

@ 14 thad'd be illegal what you're suggesting - are you Gary Glitter and I claim the £5 prize for spotting?

It'll be right.

[Claymores]

It'll be right.

LOL InOne - if a Weegie lass (Glaswegian) a bottle of Buckfast would do the trick :devil:

[Enid]

If you think she hates you, what is there to lose? Grow some balls and tell her how you feel. She could just be putting on an act because she feels embarrassed, but you'll never know until you ask her. Approach her confidently, take her to one side, don't talk to her in front of anyone else or that will lead to more embarrassment on her behalf, and yours if she rejects you.

[Claymores]

Ah yeah, but the small hint would be in his actions and apology, don't you think?

As you said - you're posting gold to the OP

[Claymores]

If you think she hates you, what is there to lose? .

A few of the teen grls I had disgust faces on to each other - I had relationships once about 17.18,19. It's a teenie thing aint it? OP shouldn't be put off but go the Valentines route

[Patrick]

teen grls I had disgust faces on to each other

Whats that mean?

[Claymores]

What does this mean?
I meant @ 14 didn't like each other some girls at school because I in a 'boys pack' but then later in some years got together. Don't waste time Patrick if someone you like is my advice and not the silly joking answers - read my and setanta's thoughts that's from a male and female been thru it

[Claymores]

Best of luck Patrick or come back here and abuse FMs nicely as always do

[Patrick]

Best of luck Patrick or come back here and abuse FMs nicely as always do

lol
Thanks :thumbs:

And thank you to the rest of you who gave me answers.

[Claymores]

lol
Thanks :thumbs:

And thank you to the rest of you who gave me answers.

We're gonna lose you as get that girl mate :thumbs:

[Claymores]

I'm maybe beng daft Patrick but maybe the triplets are FMs too who have read your thread - OOPS! :joker:

[Claymores]

Get the girl Patrck

[Patrick]

I'm maybe beng daft Patrick but maybe the triplets are FMs too who have read your thread - OOPS! :joker:

:joker:
I'd find it rather funny tbh lol

[GypsyGoth]

go for a guy. They are better! <3

:laugh2:

[Barbie]

Be yourself, nothing worse than being fake

[Jordan.]

Tell her over the internet thats what i would do, its less embarrasing if your turned down :joker:

[Ramsay]

Just put up the courage and tell her
if dont youll never know

[Ramsay]

Tell her over the internet thats what i would do, its less embarrasing if your turned down :joker:

but even if she says she likes him too over the internet its real akward when they meet next in person

[hennessy]

but even if she says she likes him too over the internet its real akward when they meet next in person
not if they break the ice by having cyber sex

[Stephanie]

i hate telling people stuff like that over the internet because they might be with all their mates and stuff ;/

[Patrick]

Tell her over the internet thats what i would do, its less embarrasing if your turned down :joker:

I was going to do that, she has Bebo but shes never on it sadly :(

Would of been the easy way, and then if I got rejected I could just go into school acting like nothing happened lol
Shame she doesnt use Bebo that much :(

[Patrick]

i hate telling people stuff like that over the internet because they might be with all their mates and stuff ;/

Oh yeah like on MSN?
I hate that too, especially if its somthing important and then you think its just between you two and then next thing you know, they go on webcam and their sitting their with an audience.

[Jack_]

I was going to do that, she has Bebo but shes never on it sadly :(

Would of been the easy way, and then if I got rejected I could just go into school acting like nothing happened lol
Shame she doesnt use Bebo that much :(

You should check if she has Facebook :tongue:

[Patrick]

You should check if she has Facebook :tongue:

I checked that like the 2nd Day I met her, I do that alot to people I see lol but she doesnt have it either unforunatly lol

[Stephanie]

i stalk all the people in my class/school on fb.

..kidding..

[Claymores]

Tell her over the internet thats what i would do, its less embarrasing if your turned down :joker:

Is that what you do?!

[Patrick]

i stalk all the people in my class/school on fb.

..kidding..
Nothing wrong with that :p

I love looking through there albums and looking at embarressing pictures of classmates lol

My friend added our English Teacher on FB (Shes fit) and he started bragging to us about it, but she didnt accept him and he looked like a tool lol

[Jack_]

I checked that like the 2nd Day I met her, I do that alot to people I see lol but she doesnt have it either unforunatly lol

Ah, never mind then.

i stalk all the people in my class/school on fb.

..kidding..

LOL, I don't Facebook stalk at all, certainly wouldn't Facewank either... :whistle:

[Claymores]

Nothing wrong with that :p

I love looking through there albums and looking at embarressing pictures of classmates lol

My friend added our English Teacher on FB (Shes fit) and he started bragging to us about it, but she didnt accept him and he looked like a tool lol

Try Valentines card wth hint then read setanta

[Stephanie]

Ah, never mind then.



LOL, I don't Facebook stalk at all, certainly wouldn't Facewank either... :whistle:
:joker:

dirty.

[Claymores]

i stalk all the people in my class/school on fb.

..kidding..

what is fb? tell me I'm an oldie - I'll advise my pal's kids

[Patrick]

Try Valentines card wth hint then read setanta

How could I give her it though?

Shes like really shy, so If I went to give her a card she might not take it or if I went to put it in her bag I Could get caught and everyone would laugh.. My Class is vicious lol

[Claymores]

How could I give her it though?

Shes like really shy, so If I went to give her a card she might not take it or if I went to put it in her bag I Could get caught and everyone would laugh.. My Class is vicious lol

Post it pal - do you know her postal address? Valentines through letter box are the way to go.

[Stephanie]

what is fb? tell me I'm an oldie - I'll advise my pal's kids
facebook

[Jack_]

In all honesty, Patrick, you could just do a Fritzl on her and film it too. If she's fit then it'd be a best cellar.

[Patrick]

Post it pal - do you know her postal address? Valentines through letter box are the way to go.
Good idea
Havent got her address, but my mate lives beside her I could ask him what the address is.

[Stephanie]

there's this boy at school i like, and i wanna post his card so tommorow i'm gonna sneak into the school office and find his adress aha. i saw it on this big bit of paper before :p

[Claymores]

facebook

Ah - sorry for being stupid Stephanie

[Stephanie]

Ah - sorry for being stupid Stephanie
it's cool :)

[Patrick]

In all honesty, Patrick, you could just do a Fritzl on her and film it too. If she's fit then it'd be a best cellar.

:joker::joker:

-Edit-

Sorry that deserves more than 2 Laughing Smilies as I just got the last part of that :joker: :joker: :joker:

[Stephanie]

In all honesty, Patrick, you could just do a Fritzl on her and film it too. If she's fit then it'd be a best cellar.
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Jack_]

:joker::joker:

Just say it's one of those underground parties, and invite her to it.

Then just for lulz you could throw in a bit of Basement Jaxx as the background music.

Yeah, I've got to stop my obsession with this guy.

[Claymores]

Good idea
Havent got her address, but my mate lives beside her I could ask him what the address is.

[CODE]f don't know but family surname - check voters roll online to get her parents address/postcode - just trying to help!

[Patrick]

Just say it's one of those underground parties, and invite her to it.

Then just for lulz you could throw in a bit of Basement Jaxx as the background music.

Yeah, I've got to stop my obsession with this guy.

Sound of the underground :whistle:

Jack dont stop your obsession with The Fritz, it cheers people up lol

[Stephanie]

Yeah, I've got to stop my obsession with this guy.
i think your obsession with him is hot ;)

[Patrick]

[CODE]f don't know but family surname - check voters roll online to get her parents address/postcode - just trying to help!

:shocked: Theres a website that allows you to find Addresses/Postcodes?

Thanks

[Patrick]

Btw, Is um Josef Fritzl Dead Jack?

[Jack_]

Sound of the underground :whistle:

Jack dont stop your obsession with The Fritz, it cheers people up lol

LOL! Meh, alright, I'll stick with it.

Oh, and no, he's still alive.

i think your obsession with him is hot ;)

Even more reason to stick with it ;)

[Stephanie]

Even more reason to stick with it ;)
teehee, you better get your fritzl costume ready for later babe ;):p

[Patrick]

Oh, and no, he's still alive.





Oh phew, I thought they got the old electric chair out for him.
Could imagine all the protesters down at the Prison 'Kill Fritzl' on one side and then on the other, you with a banner walking up and down shouting 'Free Fritz' :thumbs2:

[Jack_]

teehee, you better get your fritzl costume ready for later babe ;):p

http://mrdignity.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fritzl.jpg

I've brought the camera xoxo

[Stephanie]

http://mrdignity.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fritzl.jpg

I've brought the camera xoxo
:D

good!!1

[Patrick]

http://mrdignity.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fritzl.jpg

I've brought the camera xoxo

For a split second I thought that was a strap on.

[Claymores]

You seem a really nice guy Patrick - the lass would be mad not to take you - do postal for Valentines to avoid mutual embarrassment.

[Jack_]

Oh phew, I thought they got the old electric chair out for him.
Could imagine all the protesters down at the Prison 'Kill Fritzl' on one side and then on the other, you with a banner walking up and down shouting 'Free Fritz' :thumbs2:

:joker:

I don't think the death penalty is legal over there in Austria.

For a split second I thought that was a strap on.

:joker:

[Patrick]

You seem a really nice guy Patrick - the lass would be mad not to take you - do postal for Valentines to avoid mutual embarrassment.

Thanks mate, you've been really helpful.

Yeah Im going to send her a card now, and see where it goes from there :)

[Stephanie]

For a split second I thought that was a strap on.
ooh what an imagination, you nawtii boy :p

[Patrick]

:joker:

I don't think the death penalty is legal over there in Austria.





:shocked: I always thought he was in a Jail in London.. Come to think of it, it would be pointless and unlikely of him coming to the UK, unless he was to do a Book signing or they were gona put him behind glass and let the public pay a £5 Entry Fee to enter a room where Josef can wink at you from behind a glass wall ;)

[Stephanie]

unless he was to do a Book signing or they were gona put him behind glass and pay a £5 Entry Fee to enter a room where Josef can wink at you from behind a glass wall ;)
how epic would that be :shocked:

[Jack_]

:shocked: I always thought he was in a Jail in London.. Come to think of it, it would be pointless and unlikely of him coming here, unless he was to do a Book signing or they were gona put him behind glass and pay a £5 Entry Fee to enter a room where Josef can wink at you from behind a glass wall ;)

LMAO. I can imagine a sell-out 'FRITZL WORLD TOUR'. :joker:

And yeah, hope it all goes well for you Patrick, you deserve it :)

[Stephanie]

urgh. i should really go and get my beauty sleep but i wanna stay and talk about fritzl :(

[Rob]

night.

[Jack_]

urgh. i should really go and get my beauty sleep but i wanna stay and talk about fritzl :(

Your beauty sleep is more important :hugesmile:

[Patrick]

urgh. i should really go and get my beauty sleep but i wanna stay and talk about fritzl :(

Or dream about Fritzl.. that way you can have it both ways :)
They should make a new Nightmare on Elm Street with Josef as the lead role.

LMAO. I can imagine a sell-out 'FRITZL WORLD TOUR'. :joker:

And yeah, hope it all goes well for you Patrick, you deserve it :)

I actually LOLed at that first part :thumbs:

And Thank you mate :)

night.

Night Robby

[Stephanie]

Your beauty sleep is more important :hugesmile:
yer without it i look like hagrid :|

[Patrick]

yer without it i look like hagrid :|

Hagrid is amazing.

[Jack_]

yer without it i look like hagrid :|

You always look beautiful :nono:

[Stephanie]

You always look beautiful :nono:
awwww <3

[Patrick]

Jaquline <3 Stephen

:lovedup:

[Stephanie]

Jaquline <3 Stephen

:lovedup:
forever and ever.

[Claymores]

:shocked: Theres a website that allows you to find Addresses/Postcodes?

Thanks

There sure is for voters here in Scotland - assume same in NI but don't know site - google it -it's public knowlege and not a secret

[Jack_]

forever and ever.

:hugesmile:

[Stephanie]

:hugesmile:
:hugesmile:

[Claymores]

I think Jack and Stephanie have a thang going - hope it doesn't decend into private messages so we can all read!

[Jack_]

I think Jack and Stephanie have a thang going - hope it doesn't decend into private messages so we can all read!

We're very open on the forum about our relationship ;)

[Stephanie]

I think Jack and Stephanie have a thang going - hope it doesn't decend into private messages so we can all read!
we are japhanie :p

[Claymores]

We're very open on the forum about our relationship ;)
LOL - just no net sex please - too much info

[Jack_]

LOL - just no net sex please - too much info

Guess that's 'Jack & Stephanie - A Night in Paris' down the ****ter then :bawling:

[Claymores]

we are japhanie :p

no net sex please - we're quiet

[Jack_]

You're a funny guy, Claymores, glad to see you've stuck around :)

[Stephanie]

Guess that's 'Jack & Stephanie - A Night in Paris' down the ****ter then :bawling:
:(

[Claymores]

Guess that's 'Jack & Stephanie - A Night in Paris' down the ****ter then :bawling:
hahahahahaha - what did you buy Stephanie for Valentines instead of taking her virtually up the the ****ter :joker::elephant:

[Jack_]

hahahahahaha - what did you buy Stephanie for Valentines instead of taking her virtually up the the ****ter :joker::elephant:

:joker:

I bought her some chocolate...



















...to smear all over her breasts.

[Patrick]

:joker:

I bought her some chocolate...



















...to smear all over her breasts.

:joker:

[Stephanie]

:joker:

I bought her some chocolate...



















...to smear all over her breasts.
:)

[Claymores]

You're a funny guy, Claymores, glad to see you've stuck around :)

Think you've lost the clown/asshole smileys

[Jack_]

Think you've lost the clown/asshole smileys

Are you calling me an arsehole? :bawling:

I do over-use the :joker: smiley, though.

[Claymores]

Are you calling me an arsehole? :bawling:

I do over-use the :joker: smiley, though.

No Jack - I was calling Claymores a clown/asshole and worried you'd mislaid the smileys to use on me.

[Jack_]

No Jack - I was calling Claymores a clown/asshole and worried you'd mislaid the smileys to use on me.

Ah, okay LOL. Nah, you're a funny guy :joker:

[Claymores]

Get Jack to tell you PM how he romanced Stephanie!

End of evening thought Patrick - find your girl's postal address, buy her a nice card for Valentines and write/send on it "you are so cute , P". Check with your female FM pals here if this sounds sensible or double check with setanta or niamxho if sounds too cheesy - I'm a male remember!!!!! and even tho I'm 44, women are a complete unknown/difficults still all our lives!!!!

On Monday at school without the lads around ask if she liked her card - you'll know where you stand then. Then go for it date in an evening if a positive or brush it off so neither parties upset/embarrassed if not going well

K?

[Niamh.]

The answer to does it sound cheesy Claymores is, It's cheesy If she doesn't fancy him and not cheesy if she does!

[Claymores]

The answer to does it sound cheesy Claymores is, It's cheesy If she doesn't fancy him and not cheesy if she does!

LOL Niam - girls are a complete mystery to us blokes! You do the advice shop in future!

[Niamh.]

LOL Niam - girls are a complete mystery to us blokes! You do the advice shop in future!

haha, the rules change according to how much you like the person!

[30stone]

Thread shows how complicated women are.

[Patrick]

Guys need help,
Im sitting here with a Pen and a Card in front of me, and I need an idea of what to write to her.

Poems are abit cheesy and odd for our age, so does anyone have any ideas for me to write to her?

[Beastie]

Guys need help,
Im sitting here with a Pen and a Card in front of me, and I need an idea of what to write to her.

Poems are abit cheesy and odd for our age, so does anyone have any ideas for me to write to her?

Who you writing to??

Say on it..

You light up my day
More than the sun
You are as sweet as honey
and worth more than money!

Happy Valentines Day.

Patrick x

[Claymores]

Guys need help,
Im sitting here with a Pen and a Card in front of me, and I need an idea of what to write to her.

Poems are abit cheesy and odd for our age, so does anyone have any ideas for me to write to her?

Simple and short - teen girls do the poems and stuff on cards to teen boys I seem to remember from my past.

"You are so cute, signed P"

That was my suggestion above, then ask her quietly on Monday if liked her card.

[Patrick]

Simple and short - teen girls do the poems and stuff on cards to teen boys I seem to remember from my past.

"You are so cute, signed P"

That was my suggestion above, then ask her quietly on Monday if liked her card.

She knows im giving her one though, she doesnt seem like the type of girl who would really want to have a poem tbh sadly, that would of been the easy thing to write but now im stuck.

[King Gizzard]

It shouldnt matter what it says really, do you know if she'll get any more for valentines?

if not, she ll just love that youve gave her one


go on paddy son

[Claymores]

" you are so cute, signed P. Can I please ask you to come to the movies with me one night?" and if extra brave..........."My phone number/emial is.......can we chat?"

[Patrick]

It shouldnt matter what it says really, do you know if she'll get any more for valentines?

if not, she ll just love that youve gave her one


go on paddy son

True, She doesnt have many people that like her so to answer that question, No I dont think she will get anything else so like you said hopefully this card will make her pleased that she got somthing.

" you are so cute, signed P. Can I please ask you to come to the movies with me one night?" and if extra brave..........."My phone number/emial is.......can we chat?"

I was planning on doing that part lol
She got my Phone Number, we were texting for ages last night.

I suppose I could ask her to the cinema like you said.
I was going to write somthing like 'I could write a poem but you probley already know how much I like you'

But idk, I never write valentines cards thats why its hard.

[Claymores]

Sounds like you've made progress since opening this thread Patrick - get her on IM service on Sunday by inviting her to join and talk online..........then you can chat outside of school where you said you male pals were making things embarrassing/awkward.

I've seen your posts - you'll have your lass romanced by Monday

GOOD LUCK

[King Gizzard]

Just write something nice like Happy Valentines day etc...then say ''If your up for going out then that would be cool'' something that doesnt rush her into a decision or force a decision etc

[Patrick]

Sounds like you've made progress since opening this thread Patrick - get her on IM service on Sunday by inviting her to join and talk online..........then you can chat outside of school where you said you male pals were making things embarrassing/awkward.

I've seen your posts - you'll have your lass romanced by Monday

GOOD LUCK

Yeah :) You've all been very helpful, thanks for the help Claymores.

I might just write,
'To Cara, Your the nicest girl I've ever seen, Happy Valentines day from Patrick'

Do you think thats fine?

[Claymores]

'To Cara, Your the nicest girl I've ever seen, Happy Valentines day from Patrick'

Do you think thats fine?

You're better at this than me - sounds great! I have the problem saying the love word back to my lass (different situation as you'll understand) as males just not good at this stuff! You're a winner - no cheesy peotry route would still be my suggestion!

[hennessy]

Roses are green
tulips are blue
I'm colorblind
Are you too?

or

roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one
doesnt!!!

just to break the ice

[Claymores]

Roses are green
tulips are blue
I'm colorblind
Are you too?

or

roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one
doesnt!!!

just to break the ice

LOL - hennessay is still looking for love Patrick :joker:

[Patrick]

lol Hennessay :p

I wrote it there now, going to post it in abit.
Bit stupid that theres no post on Sunday and its valentines day :(

[Claymores]

Yeah :)
I might just write,
'To Cara, Your the nicest girl I've ever seen, Happy Valentines day from Patrick'

Do you think thats fine?

Hope you went for it - maybe some of female FMs could have suggested more but it was not something you invented yourself. So it was honest and you.

[MissKittyFantastico]

Yeah :) You've all been very helpful, thanks for the help Claymores.

I might just write,
'To Cara, Your the nicest girl I've ever seen, Happy Valentines day from Patrick'

Do you think thats fine?

Awww that's perfect Patrick!

If she doesn't fall for you after that, then she must have a heart of stone :laugh:

Good luck!